Thread 713193324

Why tf did they remove all their edge?? the kongs lost all sovl.

>>713193324 (OP)
I didn't like Mario Odyssey so I just played Mario 64 and Sunshine romhacks and it filled that hole well.
JUST PLAY THE OLD FUCKING GAMES
DON'T BUY IT

>>713193324 (OP)
Why after 20 years do DKC ""fans"""suddenly care? Frankly, I didn't care how Returns and Tropical Freeze looked, expected for how cute Dixie is in Freeze

>his 20th thread today
snoysisters…

I know you are being contrarian, but left looks like shit so you just come off as a retard instead.
I don't play dk games.

>>713193324 (OP)
Millennials decided edge sucked so of course they sucked out all the edge of everything once they became in charge. We're witnessing late stage millennial writing where everyone is getting sick of it thoughever and the pendulum will once again swing to Shadow The Hedgehog and Devil May Cry type games

>>713193703
>Shadow The Hedgehog
that was actual cringe slop though

>>713193496
There are legitimate concerns in the big picture with pussifying all kids media to be dorky and gay, but the spam on /v/ about this game specifically is all concern trolling in order to make us seem unreasonable.

>>713193652
>left looks like shit
It looks perfectly fine, dork

>>713193804
>big picture with pussifying all kids media to be dorky and gay,
Welcome to 10 years ago

>>713193832
cope

>>713193979
>retard doesn't realize he's the one being contrarian

>>713193778
You're right, not really a good example. But the point is everything else ranging between the two extremes will be indirectly influenced by the shifting trend. This is video game years were talking about though so it's going to take at least 5 years to see any kind of change.

>>713193953
welcome to your schizo thread

>>713193953
Yeah, we should all get together and stop buying it so they stop

>>713193324 (OP)
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my hype for Mario potentially having a daughter.

>>713193652
i just know you’re plain idiotic, the rare dk design is what made the ip what it is. but i don’t expect a consumer like you to understand that either way.

>>713194696
Jumpman's daughter. Mario is Jumpman's nephew and Dr. Mario is his younger brother. Learn the lore, retard

>>713193324 (OP)
I refuse to play DK games because i fucking hate monkeys and don't want to play them

>>713194696
where does this theory fit?

>>713193496
It's perfectly fine for fans to react negatively to unexpected and unwanted change, especially if that change is considered worse than the original.
Here's a better question: Why is there such a coordinated effort to shame and dismiss anyone who voices their dissatisfaction with nuDK and his retarded faces?

>>713193324 (OP)
>toothless = edgy

Showing teeth is peak edgy.

>>713194720
>tiny forearms
>no teeth

lmao

>>713193804
Just let your kids enjoy old media lmfao retard

Rare got sold to microsoft 20 years ago
The last 2 games were made by Retro
Be grateful you autistic brits got acknowledeged AT ALL, you got Diddy, Dixie, Cranky and the rap.
Shut the fuck up

>>713195113
Because there's a new thread every 5 mins and people take this change 20+ years later with multiple games in-between as a personal attack at Rare

>>713195254
we still don’t know what king k rools reveal is

sit down.

>>713195113
Why do you keep spamming the same image in every thread? >>713177029

>>713195281
>Because there's a new thread every 5 mins
This is a fair point.

>as a personal attack at Rare
Are people saying this? If so that's retarded. Rare is dead and it's time to move on. I just think he looks retarded and goofy and hardly even resembles Donkey Kong at all.

>>713194720
>>713195113
I prefer the new design. The old design didn’t even look like a monkey, and the Smash touch-up made things worse.

>>713195113
You lost.

>>713195113
god i just want to punch dk right in his stupid fucking face

>>713195467
>and hardly even resembles Donkey Kong at all.
Looks pretty accurate to me

>>713195578
>The old design didn’t even look like a monkey
He is based on Battletoads designs

>>713193324 (OP)
Is this the first instance of /v/ rejecting the Thing vs Thing, Japan stereotype?

>>713195706
What is the REAL reason that you are bitter?

>>713193324 (OP)
Right looks cooler. DKC2 is my favourite game of all time. Seethe and cope

>>713195710
that’s cranky kong fyi

>>713195835
No this is one of the million instances of retards being fucking retarded

>>713195869
simply because he looks like he's doing a tiktok expression
and besides, imagine him making that face in DKC1
he would never do that

>>713196001
Not anymore bitchboy

>>713193324 (OP)
Nu-Kong looks more authentic to his original appearance. As an NES boomer I appreciate this and I will now buy your game

>>713196001
Anon...

>>713196185
that doesn't change that arcade dk is cranky though

>>713196278
And who the fuck is Mario rescuing in the arcade game, Anon?

>>713196335
Mamma Pauline. And that isn't Mario. It's Jumpman

>>713194696
This is the stupidest thing ive ever seen
Why is it so hard to accept that this is a fucking retcon thats completely inconsistent with whats come before

>>713196680
Timeline autists are retarded, Anon. Don't bother

>>713196475
Gorillas age faster than humans.
Mario saved '94 Pauline in the original Arcade game, the Arcade game was remade for the Game Boy, and then Mario saved '94 Pauline from DKC/Bananza DK multiple times after that.

>>713193804
>pussifying all kids media to be dorky and gay
DK literally just doesn't look like a stupid expressionless ape now. Go tf outside you retard.

>>713196335
Pauline. We don't know why she's a kid now, the game isn't fucking out. That doesn't change facts.
>>713196475
This is just headcanon

>>713195081
what if K. Rool is just straight up fucking dead? Like what if he died after DK64 and VoidCo’s goal to actually bring him back from the dead and the Crockoids are actually results of them trying to bring him back with gold or something?

>>713196873
>cherrypicking the earliest rare DK model
nice good faith argument you got there

>>713196001
Lore retard

>>713195081
>>713197025
It's pretty clear the Banandium is powering up the Skeletons (that's why they're gold) and that's why the Void Co kongs are mining for them, probably contracted by King K. Rool.

>>713196982
>We don't know why she's a kid now

Yoshi's Island was a thing 30 years ago. I think Bananza spelled out their game's story pretty succinctly.

>>713196982
They said Pauline is 13
Not that she's back to being 13
Not that she's asspulled out of time at 13
She's 13

>>713197279
Donkey Kong was still a kid in Yoshi's Island

>>713193324 (OP)
How many times are you going to make this thread before you realize that your efforts to manufacture outrage over a children's game won't last?

>>713193324 (OP)
When they started appealing to pedophiles. So yeah, Bananza.

>>713197458
They'll probably die down soon, and then when Bananza wins GOTY they'll start again

>>713195191
Makes Sense Donny is getting a kill there, hes the only turtle thats worth shit in that game

>>713196982
>A rife in the space time continuum makes more sense than this child being off-spring of the previous incarnation
>Like in the Rare game

>>713194696
>>713195081
ngl but its crack pot theories like this that make these types of threads worth reading

>>713197696
Or maybe she's just a kid because of some spell and that's why she's sticking with DK. The ripped clothes makes sense

>>713193324 (OP)
Explain why left is edgier than right?

>>713197871
Her clothes were probably ripped because someone grabbed onto them while the VoidCo monkeys took her.

>>713193496
so is it better for people not to complain and simply consoom? dumbass bitch

>>713196873
You have no one convinced

>>713198394
And you're jumping on the bandwgagon now instead of the 20 years of shovelware in between because?

>No one complains about Rare DK
>Not a single person even claims arcade or 94 DK looked better
>Suddenly DK = Battletoads, Rare DK always sucked

>>713199424
strawman

>>713199828
>Suddenly DK = Battletoads,
The same Rare artist did both and has rough sketches of DK looking more like the Battletoads artwork

>>713196873
Gorillas are pretty expressionless, only the eyes move.

>>713193324 (OP)
>Illumination Kong
>Calarts Kong
>Disney Junior Kong

>>713193324 (OP)
You really gonna keep this up until release, eh?

New games suck water is wet

>>713199156
retard

This hourly post is so embarrassingly stupid.

>>713194696
Reminds me of a fanfic I drew where Mario had a daughter.
Glad I never put it on the internet, seems like everything I make becomes a stolen meme I don't get paid for

>>713193324 (OP)
Honestly, the redesign just made me notice how the Rare DK had a gaping red mouth with nothing in it until teeth randomly appear.

>>713193324 (OP)
My first donkey kong game, was donkey jr for the nes, seeing both donkey jr and donkey when i played DKC 2 i really liked the new design, the switch 2 design its not that bad, its a little bit too goofy and the major reason i dont like it its because it reminds me of the Mario animated movie DonkeyKong wich reminds me of Seth Rogen god whats that fucking awful

>>713196185
So they changed Donkey but not the design of everybody else ? Miyamoto why you hating on Donkey man

>>713198394
It's weird how you consider "complain" as the default behaviour, no matter the issue. weird.

>>713197607
>see child
>immediately accuse others of pedophilia
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