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Anonymous No.713193324 [Report] >>713193437 >>713193496 >>713193703 >>713194696 >>713194932 >>713195191 >>713195835 >>713195984 >>713196114 >>713197458 >>713197607 >>713198043 >>713202159 >>713202242 >>713205032 >>713205976
Why tf did they remove all their edge?? the kongs lost all sovl.
Anonymous No.713193437 [Report]
>>713193324 (OP)
I didn't like Mario Odyssey so I just played Mario 64 and Sunshine romhacks and it filled that hole well.
JUST PLAY THE OLD FUCKING GAMES
DON'T BUY IT
Anonymous No.713193496 [Report] >>713193804 >>713195113 >>713198394
>>713193324 (OP)
Why after 20 years do DKC ""fans"""suddenly care? Frankly, I didn't care how Returns and Tropical Freeze looked, expected for how cute Dixie is in Freeze
Anonymous No.713193614 [Report]
>his 20th thread today
snoysisters…
Anonymous No.713193652 [Report] >>713193832 >>713194720
I know you are being contrarian, but left looks like shit so you just come off as a retard instead.
I don't play dk games.
Anonymous No.713193703 [Report] >>713193778
>>713193324 (OP)
Millennials decided edge sucked so of course they sucked out all the edge of everything once they became in charge. We're witnessing late stage millennial writing where everyone is getting sick of it thoughever and the pendulum will once again swing to Shadow The Hedgehog and Devil May Cry type games
Anonymous No.713193778 [Report] >>713194046
>>713193703
>Shadow The Hedgehog
that was actual cringe slop though
Anonymous No.713193804 [Report] >>713193953 >>713195217 >>713196873
>>713193496
There are legitimate concerns in the big picture with pussifying all kids media to be dorky and gay, but the spam on /v/ about this game specifically is all concern trolling in order to make us seem unreasonable.
Anonymous No.713193832 [Report] >>713193979
>>713193652
>left looks like shit
It looks perfectly fine, dork
Anonymous No.713193953 [Report] >>713194051 >>713194061
>>713193804
>big picture with pussifying all kids media to be dorky and gay,
Welcome to 10 years ago
Anonymous No.713193979 [Report] >>713194040
>>713193832
cope
Anonymous No.713194040 [Report]
>>713193979
>retard doesn't realize he's the one being contrarian
Anonymous No.713194046 [Report]
>>713193778
You're right, not really a good example. But the point is everything else ranging between the two extremes will be indirectly influenced by the shifting trend. This is video game years were talking about though so it's going to take at least 5 years to see any kind of change.
Anonymous No.713194051 [Report]
>>713193953
welcome to your schizo thread
Anonymous No.713194061 [Report]
>>713193953
Yeah, we should all get together and stop buying it so they stop
Anonymous No.713194696 [Report] >>713194796 >>713195081 >>713196680 >>713197869 >>713204979
>>713193324 (OP)
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my hype for Mario potentially having a daughter.
Anonymous No.713194720 [Report] >>713195191 >>713195578
>>713193652
i just know you’re plain idiotic, the rare dk design is what made the ip what it is. but i don’t expect a consumer like you to understand that either way.
Anonymous No.713194796 [Report]
>>713194696
Jumpman's daughter. Mario is Jumpman's nephew and Dr. Mario is his younger brother. Learn the lore, retard
Anonymous No.713194932 [Report]
>>713193324 (OP)
I refuse to play DK games because i fucking hate monkeys and don't want to play them
Anonymous No.713195081 [Report] >>713197025 >>713197276 >>713197869
>>713194696
where does this theory fit?
Anonymous No.713195113 [Report] >>713195281 >>713195383 >>713195578 >>713195642 >>713195706
>>713193496
It's perfectly fine for fans to react negatively to unexpected and unwanted change, especially if that change is considered worse than the original.
Here's a better question: Why is there such a coordinated effort to shame and dismiss anyone who voices their dissatisfaction with nuDK and his retarded faces?
Anonymous No.713195191 [Report] >>713197663
>>713193324 (OP)
>toothless = edgy

Showing teeth is peak edgy.

>>713194720
>tiny forearms
>no teeth

lmao
Anonymous No.713195217 [Report]
>>713193804
Just let your kids enjoy old media lmfao retard
Anonymous No.713195254 [Report] >>713195368
Rare got sold to microsoft 20 years ago
The last 2 games were made by Retro
Be grateful you autistic brits got acknowledeged AT ALL, you got Diddy, Dixie, Cranky and the rap.
Shut the fuck up
Anonymous No.713195281 [Report] >>713195467
>>713195113
Because there's a new thread every 5 mins and people take this change 20+ years later with multiple games in-between as a personal attack at Rare
Anonymous No.713195368 [Report]
>>713195254
we still don’t know what king k rools reveal is

sit down.
Anonymous No.713195383 [Report]
>>713195113
Why do you keep spamming the same image in every thread? >>713177029
Anonymous No.713195467 [Report] >>713195710
>>713195281
>Because there's a new thread every 5 mins
This is a fair point.

>as a personal attack at Rare
Are people saying this? If so that's retarded. Rare is dead and it's time to move on. I just think he looks retarded and goofy and hardly even resembles Donkey Kong at all.
Anonymous No.713195578 [Report] >>713195735
>>713194720
>>713195113
I prefer the new design. The old design didn’t even look like a monkey, and the Smash touch-up made things worse.
Anonymous No.713195642 [Report]
>>713195113
You lost.
Anonymous No.713195706 [Report] >>713195869
>>713195113
god i just want to punch dk right in his stupid fucking face
Anonymous No.713195710 [Report] >>713196001
>>713195467
>and hardly even resembles Donkey Kong at all.
Looks pretty accurate to me
Anonymous No.713195735 [Report]
>>713195578
>The old design didn’t even look like a monkey
He is based on Battletoads designs
Anonymous No.713195835 [Report] >>713196019
>>713193324 (OP)
Is this the first instance of /v/ rejecting the Thing vs Thing, Japan stereotype?
Anonymous No.713195869 [Report] >>713196038
>>713195706
What is the REAL reason that you are bitter?
Anonymous No.713195984 [Report]
>>713193324 (OP)
Right looks cooler. DKC2 is my favourite game of all time. Seethe and cope
Anonymous No.713196001 [Report] >>713196103 >>713196185 >>713197184 >>713199156
>>713195710
that’s cranky kong fyi
Anonymous No.713196019 [Report]
>>713195835
No this is one of the million instances of retards being fucking retarded
Anonymous No.713196038 [Report]
>>713195869
simply because he looks like he's doing a tiktok expression
and besides, imagine him making that face in DKC1
he would never do that
Anonymous No.713196103 [Report]
>>713196001
Not anymore bitchboy
Anonymous No.713196114 [Report]
>>713193324 (OP)
Nu-Kong looks more authentic to his original appearance. As an NES boomer I appreciate this and I will now buy your game
Anonymous No.713196185 [Report] >>713196278 >>713206125
>>713196001
Anon...
Anonymous No.713196278 [Report] >>713196335
>>713196185
that doesn't change that arcade dk is cranky though
Anonymous No.713196335 [Report] >>713196475 >>713196982
>>713196278
And who the fuck is Mario rescuing in the arcade game, Anon?
Anonymous No.713196475 [Report] >>713196784 >>713196982
>>713196335
Mamma Pauline. And that isn't Mario. It's Jumpman
Anonymous No.713196680 [Report] >>713196772
>>713194696
This is the stupidest thing ive ever seen
Why is it so hard to accept that this is a fucking retcon thats completely inconsistent with whats come before
Anonymous No.713196772 [Report]
>>713196680
Timeline autists are retarded, Anon. Don't bother
Anonymous No.713196784 [Report]
>>713196475
Gorillas age faster than humans.
Mario saved '94 Pauline in the original Arcade game, the Arcade game was remade for the Game Boy, and then Mario saved '94 Pauline from DKC/Bananza DK multiple times after that.
Anonymous No.713196873 [Report] >>713197071 >>713198780 >>713201774
>>713193804
>pussifying all kids media to be dorky and gay
DK literally just doesn't look like a stupid expressionless ape now. Go tf outside you retard.
Anonymous No.713196982 [Report] >>713197279 >>713197347 >>713197696
>>713196335
Pauline. We don't know why she's a kid now, the game isn't fucking out. That doesn't change facts.
>>713196475
This is just headcanon
Anonymous No.713197025 [Report] >>713197276
>>713195081
what if K. Rool is just straight up fucking dead? Like what if he died after DK64 and VoidCo’s goal to actually bring him back from the dead and the Crockoids are actually results of them trying to bring him back with gold or something?
Anonymous No.713197071 [Report]
>>713196873
>cherrypicking the earliest rare DK model
nice good faith argument you got there
Anonymous No.713197184 [Report]
>>713196001
Lore retard
Anonymous No.713197276 [Report]
>>713195081
>>713197025
It's pretty clear the Banandium is powering up the Skeletons (that's why they're gold) and that's why the Void Co kongs are mining for them, probably contracted by King K. Rool.
Anonymous No.713197279 [Report] >>713197358
>>713196982
>We don't know why she's a kid now

Yoshi's Island was a thing 30 years ago. I think Bananza spelled out their game's story pretty succinctly.
Anonymous No.713197347 [Report]
>>713196982
They said Pauline is 13
Not that she's back to being 13
Not that she's asspulled out of time at 13
She's 13
Anonymous No.713197358 [Report]
>>713197279
Donkey Kong was still a kid in Yoshi's Island
Anonymous No.713197458 [Report] >>713197616
>>713193324 (OP)
How many times are you going to make this thread before you realize that your efforts to manufacture outrage over a children's game won't last?
Anonymous No.713197607 [Report] >>713207959
>>713193324 (OP)
When they started appealing to pedophiles. So yeah, Bananza.
Anonymous No.713197616 [Report]
>>713197458
They'll probably die down soon, and then when Bananza wins GOTY they'll start again
Anonymous No.713197663 [Report]
>>713195191
Makes Sense Donny is getting a kill there, hes the only turtle thats worth shit in that game
Anonymous No.713197696 [Report] >>713197871
>>713196982
>A rife in the space time continuum makes more sense than this child being off-spring of the previous incarnation
>Like in the Rare game
Anonymous No.713197869 [Report]
>>713194696
>>713195081
ngl but its crack pot theories like this that make these types of threads worth reading
Anonymous No.713197871 [Report] >>713198317
>>713197696
Or maybe she's just a kid because of some spell and that's why she's sticking with DK. The ripped clothes makes sense
Anonymous No.713198043 [Report]
>>713193324 (OP)
Explain why left is edgier than right?
Anonymous No.713198317 [Report]
>>713197871
Her clothes were probably ripped because someone grabbed onto them while the VoidCo monkeys took her.
Anonymous No.713198394 [Report] >>713199424 >>713206228
>>713193496
so is it better for people not to complain and simply consoom? dumbass bitch
Anonymous No.713198780 [Report]
>>713196873
You have no one convinced
Anonymous No.713199156 [Report] >>713204701
>>713196001
Anonymous No.713199424 [Report] >>713199947
>>713198394
And you're jumping on the bandwgagon now instead of the 20 years of shovelware in between because?
Anonymous No.713199828 [Report] >>713200261
>No one complains about Rare DK
>Not a single person even claims arcade or 94 DK looked better
>Suddenly DK = Battletoads, Rare DK always sucked
Anonymous No.713199947 [Report]
>>713199424
strawman
Anonymous No.713200261 [Report]
>>713199828
>Suddenly DK = Battletoads,
The same Rare artist did both and has rough sketches of DK looking more like the Battletoads artwork
Anonymous No.713201774 [Report]
>>713196873
Gorillas are pretty expressionless, only the eyes move.
Anonymous No.713202159 [Report]
>>713193324 (OP)
>Illumination Kong
>Calarts Kong
>Disney Junior Kong
Anonymous No.713202242 [Report]
>>713193324 (OP)
You really gonna keep this up until release, eh?
Anonymous No.713202692 [Report]
New games suck water is wet
Anonymous No.713204701 [Report]
>>713199156
retard
Anonymous No.713204954 [Report]
This hourly post is so embarrassingly stupid.
Anonymous No.713204979 [Report]
>>713194696
Reminds me of a fanfic I drew where Mario had a daughter.
Glad I never put it on the internet, seems like everything I make becomes a stolen meme I don't get paid for
Anonymous No.713205032 [Report]
>>713193324 (OP)
Honestly, the redesign just made me notice how the Rare DK had a gaping red mouth with nothing in it until teeth randomly appear.
Anonymous No.713205976 [Report]
>>713193324 (OP)
My first donkey kong game, was donkey jr for the nes, seeing both donkey jr and donkey when i played DKC 2 i really liked the new design, the switch 2 design its not that bad, its a little bit too goofy and the major reason i dont like it its because it reminds me of the Mario animated movie DonkeyKong wich reminds me of Seth Rogen god whats that fucking awful
Anonymous No.713206125 [Report]
>>713196185
So they changed Donkey but not the design of everybody else ? Miyamoto why you hating on Donkey man
Anonymous No.713206228 [Report]
>>713198394
It's weird how you consider "complain" as the default behaviour, no matter the issue. weird.
Anonymous No.713207959 [Report]
>>713197607
>see child
>immediately accuse others of pedophilia
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