So, is he a schizo now?

>>713200887 (OP)
Coomer bait game

>>713201036
?

>>713201182
Kid Pauline is coomer bait

>>713201332
Why isn't she naked?

>>713201332
Yeah, Nintendo decided to appeal to pedos.

>>713201384
You don't understand how coomer bait works
She is designed so troons lewd her and makes cp of her

>>713200887 (OP)
He’s LITERALLY me

The worst part is even when this shit game comes out the fucking hypetrain retards will be right back here 4 hours later.

>>713201738
Looks good though.

Always was

Yes.

>>713200887 (OP)
Nah she’s probably just going to get hit with a age decrease potion

All they had to fucking do was make Kiddie Kong the new protagonist and Donkey Kong could have taken Cranky Kong's place.

>>713201332
>>713201476
Anon... Pauline junior being coomer bait was not Nintendo intend when creating her, it's not their fault that porn addicted trannies feel the need to ruin every single underaged female characters ever with porn

>>713204001
The game is called donkey kong and made for girl children you retard. Do you think they give a fuck about your 35 year old canon?

>>713204115
I’m sure they don’t but it is strange they only decided to fuck with with now after 30 years of the same consistent story

>>713204025
>m-muh trannies!
So /v/ is a trans-board now? Because y'all seem to produce most of that shit.

>>713204115
>made for girl children
What?

>>713204690
The protag is a little girl, are you fucking dense or something?

>>713204115
Do you KNOW how many Donkey Kong games there are that don't have Donkey Kong as the main character?

>>713204841
DK is the protagonist, it's made for boys.

>>713205051
He's just the dumb fucking animal you ride as a pet.

>>713205202
Literally all the moves worth a damn are done by DK. It's a glorified escort mission.

>>713205447
All the moves were done by the rhino in dkc what's your point?
Is the gun the protagonist of call of duty?

>>713205512
Rambi is a temporary animal buddy. Would it suddenly be a Dixie game if she took was the one on his back?

>>713205821
Dixie is the side protag of dkc2 and the actual protag of dkc3 because nintendo has always tried to use donkey kong as a way to appeal to girl gamers since mario/zelda is inheritly masculine princess saving and then only have 3 franchises to rub together.
They tried doing the same thing with samus because she's a girl, remember the abortion that was another m? But they don't know how to sell it to girls so they usually just don't even bother trying to sell it.

Speaking of schizos. Whatever happened to those long form schizo cuck posts always about tyrone having to breed out his genetics with his white wife? They always crack me up

>>713206158
Including some easy mode shit that appeals to girls doesn't suddenly turn it into a girl's game. DKC2 is fucking cool croc pirates. DKC3 is the one where it MIGHT be true with the gay baby theme.

>>713201332
I hope people outside here think this so you can gaslight them into looking like pedos

>>713206745
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
DKC3 is literally a girl babysitting her diaper shitting gay baby brother. She is the protag, the titular character wasn't seen in 2 fucking games. It was a gradual feminization of the franchise.

test

>>713206903
That's one game, anon. The Returns ones went back to DK being the star.

>>713207265
That's the original 3 games.
DKR and tropic freeze where just some offshots by retro that nintendo didn't like.
That's why they aren't making this one and we're back to feminization just like with link in the last 2 zeldas.

>>713207469
I can see why you'd reach that opinion, although I still think it's deranged.

>>713207751
They want to double their market share, there's nothing deranged about it, nintendo is always 10 years late with shit including the feminization of gaming.

>>713200887 (OP)
Cranky being the original DK was retarded to begin with.

>>713206265
Any sightings of what i'm talking about?

>>713207469
What the fuck are you talking about , anon? DKC2 and 3 are arguably the best of the Donkey Kong series. With DKC2 sporting some of the most difficult levels in the entire platforming genre.