Well shit /v/. Cops found a pirated copy of Morrowind on your computer and you've been sentenced to death. What are your final words?

>>713203695 (OP)
This nigga looks like an RE4 enemy.

Think it’ll rain?

>>713203695 (OP)
nigga heil hitler

>>713203695 (OP)
Better this than dying for Isra-

>>713203695 (OP)
My treasure is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first. I left everything I own in one piece.

>>713203695 (OP)
Isn’t Morrowind like $3 on steam

I drink 12 potions and gain levitate 9trillion, fly up and back down and the force of my body hitting the oxygen molecules causes them to erupt into nuclear plasma that spreads like an explosion through the planet's atmosphere

>>713203695 (OP)
I'll give a complete reading of the entire book Infinite Jest

>>713203840
We already found your hard drive.

>>713203695 (OP)
YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY

>>713203695 (OP)
All I ask is you go on my desktop and find the frogniggles fold-ACKK

>>713203695 (OP)
>I close my eyes
>the blade falls and my head rolls
>STOOPID

aw shucks, guess I wont be able to BUY ANOTHER VERSION OF SKYRIM-RIM-RIM-rim-rim

>>713203695 (OP)

Do you know?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ACK

chim

>>713203695 (OP)
I'm trans by the way if that matters

>>713203695 (OP)
>not a single "my ancestors blah blah blah."
k den

I wish candlejack was here to s

Hee Hee
Shamon!

>>713203695 (OP)
"This is my big box copy" take the axe in the stunned silence, behead the judge and whisper "morrowind is shit" in his ear

If buying is not owning then pirating is not stealing

>>713203695 (OP)
Seen any elves? HAHAHAHAHA

>>713204346
The executioner congratulates you and tells you to whip out your dick and put it on the chopping block.

>>713204642
and the audience cheers for you

>>713204385
The executioner would roll his eyes and give you the Mary of Scots special.

NEVER SHOULDA COME 'ERE

Jokes on you i got it for free from the 25th anniversary special

Can I convince them to send me into exile instead?

>>713204905
I'm just surprised no one has pasted the script yet.

UOOOOOOOOOOHHH CUUUUUUUUNNNNYYYYGRHRLGURGLE

>>713205132
>You get exiled, but as your irl person aka a neet useless for nothing
>inb4 NOOO I AM A SURVIVALIST IRL AND SUPER FIT I SWEAR
no you aren't cuck.

>>713205214
Just for those cringe last words the executioner is gonna execute your whole family too, was it worth it anon?

>>713205376
Bro he just got executed, he can't answer you.

>>713203695 (OP)
My only crime was being autistic

>>713205132
That executioner spent all morning sharpening his ax, prison staff went through a lot of trouble picking out a nice chopping block, and a lot of people canceled their plans for the day because they really wanted to see someone's head get cut off. Are you really going to be a selfish dick and not take their feelings into consideration?

I'll bet everyone watching my execution ten bucks that even without my head I'll still be taller than Todd Howard

>>713203695 (OP)

>>713203695 (OP)
What's the Silence spell for? Also Morrowind optimization patch and Atlas project did jack shit for Old ebonheart performance, yafulashit.

>>713205132
>Ah will take the Black

>>713203695 (OP)

>>713203695 (OP)
I never pirated Morrowind though. This is clearly a set up.