Thread 713203695

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Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:00:47 PM No.713203695 >>713203769 >>713203796 >>713203801 >>713203840 >>713203863 >>713203917 >>713204081 >>713204157 >>713204185 >>713204260 >>713204346 >>713204385 >>713204521 >>713204698 >>713205639 >>713206119 >>713206476 >>713208178 >>713208754

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Well shit /v/. Cops found a pirated copy of Morrowind on your computer and you've been sentenced to death. What are your final words?

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:01:56 PM No.713203769

>>713203695 (OP)
This nigga looks like an RE4 enemy.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:02:04 PM No.713203779

Think it’ll rain?

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:02:19 PM No.713203796

>>713203695 (OP)
nigga heil hitler

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:02:20 PM No.713203801

>>713203695 (OP)
Better this than dying for Isra-

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:02:52 PM No.713203840 >>713204016

>>713203695 (OP)
My treasure is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first. I left everything I own in one piece.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:03:10 PM No.713203863

>>713203695 (OP)
Isn’t Morrowind like $3 on steam

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:03:29 PM No.713203887

I drink 12 potions and gain levitate 9trillion, fly up and back down and the force of my body hitting the oxygen molecules causes them to erupt into nuclear plasma that spreads like an explosion through the planet's atmosphere

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:03:51 PM No.713203917

>>713203695 (OP)
I'll give a complete reading of the entire book Infinite Jest

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:05:12 PM No.713204016

>>713203840
We already found your hard drive.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:06:09 PM No.713204081

>>713203695 (OP)
YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:07:01 PM No.713204157

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>>713203695 (OP)
All I ask is you go on my desktop and find the frogniggles fold-ACKK

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:07:30 PM No.713204185

>>713203695 (OP)
>I close my eyes
>the blade falls and my head rolls
>STOOPID

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:08:10 PM No.713204235

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aw shucks, guess I wont be able to BUY ANOTHER VERSION OF SKYRIM-RIM-RIM-rim-rim

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:08:24 PM No.713204260

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>>713203695 (OP)

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:08:39 PM No.713204279

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Do you know?

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:09:09 PM No.713204312

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ACK

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:09:28 PM No.713204335

chim

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:09:36 PM No.713204346 >>713204790

>>713203695 (OP)
I'm trans by the way if that matters

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:10:04 PM No.713204385 >>713204905

>>713203695 (OP)
>not a single "my ancestors blah blah blah."
k den

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:10:42 PM No.713204436

I wish candlejack was here to s

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:11:30 PM No.713204498

Hee Hee
Shamon!

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:11:45 PM No.713204521

>>713203695 (OP)
"This is my big box copy" take the axe in the stunned silence, behead the judge and whisper "morrowind is shit" in his ear

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:13:10 PM No.713204642 >>713204848

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If buying is not owning then pirating is not stealing

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:13:51 PM No.713204698

>>713203695 (OP)
Seen any elves? HAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:15:01 PM No.713204790

>>713204346
The executioner congratulates you and tells you to whip out your dick and put it on the chopping block.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:15:43 PM No.713204848

>>713204642
and the audience cheers for you

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:16:28 PM No.713204905 >>713205148

>>713204385
The executioner would roll his eyes and give you the Mary of Scots special.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:17:59 PM No.713205025

NEVER SHOULDA COME 'ERE

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:18:00 PM No.713205028

Jokes on you i got it for free from the 25th anniversary special

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:19:19 PM No.713205132 >>713205334 >>713205669 >>713207784

Can I convince them to send me into exile instead?

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:19:26 PM No.713205148

>>713204905
I'm just surprised no one has pasted the script yet.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:20:12 PM No.713205214 >>713205376

UOOOOOOOOOOHHH CUUUUUUUUNNNNYYYYGRHRLGURGLE

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:21:46 PM No.713205334

>>713205132
>You get exiled, but as your irl person aka a neet useless for nothing
>inb4 NOOO I AM A SURVIVALIST IRL AND SUPER FIT I SWEAR
no you aren't cuck.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:22:14 PM No.713205376 >>713205442

>>713205214
Just for those cringe last words the executioner is gonna execute your whole family too, was it worth it anon?

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:23:04 PM No.713205442

>>713205376
Bro he just got executed, he can't answer you.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:25:37 PM No.713205639

>>713203695 (OP)
My only crime was being autistic

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:25:56 PM No.713205669

>>713205132
That executioner spent all morning sharpening his ax, prison staff went through a lot of trouble picking out a nice chopping block, and a lot of people canceled their plans for the day because they really wanted to see someone's head get cut off. Are you really going to be a selfish dick and not take their feelings into consideration?

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:30:10 PM No.713205993

I'll bet everyone watching my execution ten bucks that even without my head I'll still be taller than Todd Howard

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:31:59 PM No.713206119

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>>713203695 (OP)

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:36:41 PM No.713206476

>>713203695 (OP)
What's the Silence spell for? Also Morrowind optimization patch and Atlas project did jack shit for Old ebonheart performance, yafulashit.

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:54:28 PM No.713207784

>>713205132
>Ah will take the Black

Anonymous 6/20/2025, 11:59:43 PM No.713208178

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>>713203695 (OP)

Anonymous 6/21/2025, 12:07:00 AM No.713208754

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>>713203695 (OP)
I never pirated Morrowind though. This is clearly a set up.