Thread 713203828 - /v/ [Archived: 896 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:02:45 PM No.713203828
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SUFFER ME NOW!
Replies: >>713203889 >>713203994 >>713205673 >>713205828 >>713206189 >>713206539 >>713207127
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:03:29 PM No.713203889
>>713203828 (OP)
Kind of boring after the 10th time in two minutes
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:03:45 PM No.713203913
>IRON WILL
no fun allowed!
Replies: >>713206196
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:04:54 PM No.713203994
>>713203828 (OP)
this game fell off when it changed your execution animation from a sword thrust between the eyes into some gay homo hand grab
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:25:01 PM No.713205581
>>713203994
this game was the most homoerotic game ive ever played
>"dominating" burly men
>total submission
>half naked slave boys
>bondage
Replies: >>713205836
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:26:00 PM No.713205673
>>713203828 (OP)
AAAAUUUUUUUGGGHHH!!!
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:27:57 PM No.713205828
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md5: 130e1a2ef6d8bc0552a0da31b4838776🔍
>>713203828 (OP)
RANGEEEEEER!
You may have heard of one like me,
That prances, dances and sings with glee,
Wherever the strife, the Singer is there,
He slaughters and slays with such merry flair,
I sing this song with all my breath -- take heed -- for this interlude ends with your death!
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:28:03 PM No.713205836
>>713205581
yeah nigga, and?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:31:24 PM No.713206081
Game would've been a cultural phenomenon if the works where exchanged with goblin girls
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:32:56 PM No.713206189
>>713203828 (OP)
>TALION
>THE FUCKING PALANTIR
>FUCKING GET THERE
>WHAT THE FUCK TALION
>P
>A
>L
>A
>N
>T
>I
>R
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:33:03 PM No.713206196
>>713203913
You can just shame them, there's like a 50% chance a captain will lose the iron will perk after shaming.
Replies: >>713206287
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:34:26 PM No.713206287
>>713206196
what a retarded response
Replies: >>713207794
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:37:44 PM No.713206539
>>713203828 (OP)
I just want another game where you can mind control enemies to your side. I know it's not mind control but MGSV really scratched that itch a little bit.

I just want some sort of reverse Just Cause where I steal shit and said shit will be used by my faction. I want my guys to have a technical? First I gotta steal a Toyota and then a machine gun
Replies: >>713206690 >>713207173
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:40:00 PM No.713206690
>>713206539
Brainwashing IS mind control, do you really think you need some kind of brain implant or a magic spell to control a person's mind?
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:41:13 PM No.713206794
I wish there was a mod or an update that shaved off the mechanics and balance that relied on the stupid online and paid crap in the second game
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:45:27 PM No.713207127
>>713203828 (OP)
This game was so shit.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:46:00 PM No.713207173
>>713206539
need a tulsa king game
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:47:32 PM No.713207285
>>713206690
It's not really brainwashing if you willingly suck the dick of a one-eyed snake, And it's not even the one-eyed snake that you're idolizing and yet you're still polishing his knob after he scatters your buddies' ashes
Replies: >>713207876 >>713208142
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:54:38 PM No.713207794
>>713206287
>Being shamed.
Hit too close to home, buddy?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:55:34 PM No.713207876
>>713207285
Bridget is still hot and you'll come across faggots with faggot names and comments regardless of game or even main
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:59:10 PM No.713208142
>>713207285
I dunno man, that sounds like what someone who's been brainwashed would do.