Thread 713204375

It's Friday night, let's be racist together!

Room code: H4H 1R3

Starting with some regular GP

Also thanks to the drawfriend who took a shot at the new OP image but could you be bothered to change the /v/kend to /v/eekend? Either way, thanks dude!

Raped by CPUs, that's a good start

2/24

3/24
If only those reds came a few seconds earlier

>blue didn't go after me as I briefly dropping into 2nd
That's a first

I got fucked on in the mudpit

4/24

Need to stop attempting TT tricks online

5/24 I got hit by my own green shell and got sent to 4th because of it

We are 7/24

I hit myself with my own green shell AGAIN

>wake from nap
>”oh cool, /v/eekend”
>get map chosen
>win
Shrimple as that

Ten people!

11/24

>aim assist towards players
>multiple use
>can hit several people at once
>destroys shells and bananas and still hits the driver
Why did they have to make boomerangs so fucking cancerous

I went back to mario kart 8

>>713207606
I play both

12/24

>3 red shells and a blue shell
BULLSHIT I TELL YA

what a shame

I'm so sorry Feathers, I don't think I deserved this 1st place on Koopa Beach

14/24

>>713208569
>>713208618
felt like pic related

16/24

Okay this intermission was actually kinda cool, never seen this variation of Shy Guy Bazaar

Thanks for the dolphin unlock but fuck you

18/24

>missed Kamek again
fuck you for missing me on purpose
don't do this shit on airship

>>713209463
my bad

Barely any players
Is it over

>>713209843
Fraid so. These will be completely dead by Bananza

>>713209843
Not until we let it be over!
19/24

>>713209843
your gay

>>713209843
i want to get back in but im having more fun on 8. i think a big update will bring back some players

>get hit just before the jump
>still tumble over the gap
Lmao, even

20/24

STOP BEATING ME

>suck the whole game
>shock dodge at the end
>first
Lmao

23/24 Last slot!

kys bread bug

STOP RAPING ME ON GLIDING SECTIONS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hopping out for a momen

>>713210883
look behind you bro

Gg’s. Got places to be so i’ll see you guys later tonight. Keep my seat warm

>>713210975
We'll be expecting you! Ggs!

evil bastard bee stop BUMPING ME

>>713210975
Sex with Bowser!

Sorry I couldn't get my drawing done in time. Going to keep drawing through the night. Hopefully races are still going this evening by the time I wrap up.

its tuff bein a baby

>>713212013
You are doing god's work anon

ggs but I think I've had enough mario kart for now

>>713212391
GGs, thanks for playing

Which double nigger just stole my trippyshrooms!

>>713212903
pretty sure it was me :-)

>frontrunning for the latter half of Desert Hills and winning

I love being thrown the occasional bone

20/24

protip: push up while grinding to do a front wheelie

>>713204375 (OP)
I'm still at least a week too early to go online, I'm barely 25 P missions in and all the 50cc.

>>713213419
Does it give me boost or higher jump?

>>713213563
>50cc

Are you doin it on purpose or did you not know you not know you get completion for everything below 150cc when you complete a 150cc cup?

>>713213563
just play don't be beech, everybody sucks right now

21/24

Boomer Beach

>>713213812
On purpose, I'm doing the tracks and I feel like I'm playing wrong, I wanna learn how to at least proc the jumps effectively

>can't get a full lobby
nigga it's over

SHARTMAAAAAN

Let me know when you losers are doing knockout tour, I'm not trying to do regular races.

>>713214746
I could start a round after this GP

>>713214789
Which is after three more races

>>713214384
the die off of this game is immense

24/24!

>full room
Were so back sisters

Whoever did that lightning please kill yourself

>can’t even spectate room while it’s full or wait for someone to leave
Genuinely who thought of this why

Knockup Tour time!

Starman everyone knows your the stream faggot go live so I can watch

nuh

Let's do one more knockout, after that I'm gonna crash

HATE

Does the item you get depend on the position you are in when you touch the item, or when the spin resolves?

I am free now, this lobby is someone else's problem now
Thanks for joining fellas,it was a hoot

Is it faster to just rail slide, or jump consecutively while on a rail for boosts?

Chris you fucking faggot

>get to first
>get chained hit by 4 different items
>eliminated

>>713217056
Gg’s, hope to see ya later

>>713204375 (OP)
I love Friday Night Mario Kart threads so much bros.

Who's the cutest racer..
and why is it feathers...

>>713217325
based and same

ggs was fun

C-can we please do races instead? Sitting watching all the better drivers is sad.

Starman stop bragging about yourself getting namedropped in random chats

how long until we go back to 8D

>>713217703
no ones stopping you from making your own thread

>>713217537
Ill switch back after this race

NOOOOO

Some of you are too good. You know who you are. Post VR.

KILL ALL BABY PLAYERS

he joined the /v/eekend

>>713217634
stop feeding it then fag

>>713217162
Fuck you too buddy

I was at the finish line bros ....

fuck troy

Mario nation...

I wish all lightning users a very pleasant being a party favor at Diddy's birthday party

>>713204375 (OP)
>Also thanks to the drawfriend who took a shot at the new OP image but could you be bothered to change the /v/kend to /v/eekend?
oh yeah, sure, might take a bit tho

if you can't do the bowser's castle shortcut you're chopped

>>713218732
Thank you! Your work is very much appreciated

what the fuck did i just unlock?

>Doing well online
>Join here
>Bodied constantly
How do I stop being trash bros?

>>713218912
SPIC ALERT REPORT AND BAN

>>713218774
I started playing just the other day, I’ve only learnt Airship and Bazaar. I can’t do the BC cut for the life of me. I’ve tried a lot.

Everyone hates you man, you know who you are

>final item box
>9th place
>one (1) (ein) red shell

>>713219221
for me its not consistent lol

>£130 saved for a switch 2 so far
I'll be with you in a month or so, lads...

>>713219872
Just in time for the free DK + Pauline DLC. We’ll be waiting.

Oh shit, my GF Cloudy joined.

>see someone go flying off
>Oooh must be a cool new shortcut
-8 positions

>>713219872
please spend your money elsewhere this game is not worth the price of admission

>>713220052
Back off faggot, she's mine

ive noticed most of the top scorers using mid-high speed combos rather than high acceleration, why? i acceleration was king from the top lobbies

Pulled the hardest trick lap 1 only to get pushed to the back by blue shell...

Only pedophiles pick the beach

>was playing mario kart wii pretty much all day today
>forgot bikes can't wheelie or inside drift in this game
>also forgot items automatically trail behind you, causing me to get rid of more items than i'd like
oops

man I can't finish for shit

DSP mogs all of you at this game

It’s been a fucking day. I’ll be on soon, boys.

WIGGLEEEEEEEEEEER THAT STAR ON THE RAIL WAS INTENTIONAL

>wow hope I get something to help!
>coin block

There are like 50 characters in this game and you play as mario

>>713221430
It’s his game after all

>>713221430
Why do you always make this argument when there are 10 Daisys a race

>>713221430
Except me. I play as Daisy.

>>713221501
>>713221531
All of you need to stay the fuck away from my wife.

mario b-dasher tell me your secrets

>team battle
Fuck off

Sorry Spartan Mesugaki ;_;

Poor green team.

>>713221710
>t. seething greenfag

>we're doing teams now
This Is How I Can Still Win

>team battle
Stay here

MY LIFE FOR RED TEAM.

>>713221430
It's mario's game nigga

I already wanna switch teams, not one of you could get a decent placing?

>1st place the entire final lap
>get gangraped with a few turns leftand instantly have to fight just for 7th
>>713221531
you mean MY wife

I'm being targeted

marko wtf bruh

>>713221802
You can't even reply to the correct post you fucking shit. Now go pick birdo or something.

I'm sorry Yellow Team, thought I was hot shit at this track, then I remembered I can't do that shortcut for shit

codename im on your team why are you red shelling me

DCed, RIP my team

touching bullets with Nolan haha

>>713221998
wtf are you talking about, I replied to the correct post I just wanted to make sure (You) knew (You)r a faggot
I'm the only hetero daisy main

>being on the winning team
>despite shitting and flopping myself
>mfw when

>>713222303
Except you are not allowed to play Daisy ever again.
Also you are gay, so go play Luigi instead.

>>713222013
he did the same thing to me

>>713222308
WE FUCKING DID IT WHAT THE FUCK

Hopping out to have food

Eh, i'll take 3rd place

gay ass teams and shit

>>713222580
i miss the miiverse so much

blue team is cooked

dc'd, rip (not that it matters, i'd bring the team down anyway)

hate my teammate
targeted them the whole race lol

however is hosting has shit connection, been DC'd 3 times in the last 15 minutes when I was fine for the last 2 hours

green team gods my back hurts from carrying this team, step it up timmy and flynn

>>713221591
Shut the fuck up stupid poser

>>713223340
The irony. You're only picking her because she got a swimsuit.

imagine not being green team

>>713223396
I don’t play as waifushit

>>713223523
Then why are you involving yourself?

stop letting the green team win you stupid fucks. they had less people and we still got bodied. Disgraceful

Is kart racing fun IRL

>>713223651
Not anymore. Regulations ruined it

>>713224862
I have a half empty can of barbecue pringles

who else is a virgin

How do I wall jump? I keep trying to boost into them and just crash.

>>713225209
me

>>713225328
hold the drift button while driving straight to charge up a jump, then jump sideways into a wall

>>713225328
charge jump or trick into them

>>713225209
Me, but who here is a wizard?

>>713225328
Hold the R or ZR button till you emit spark then press the thumbstick to the place you want to jump at

Do you guys press R or ZR

>>713225778
ZR

It's so hard to play as the girls because I keep having to take my hands off the stick to grab my dick

>>713225793
I miss getting an erection at anything. Sucks now

>>713225896
you're like 40
isn't that normal?

Don't think I like bikes

You gotta be old as fuck if your goddamn name is Hong Kong Phooey.

>>713226290
Yeah but I don’t want it to be

>>713226335
And based as fuck

>>713209469
kino...

>>713225896
I find I have to grip a bit, I need to quit porn

>>713226785
I hate how it doesn’t randomly shoot up when I accidentally rub against something anymore. The horniness is still there mentally but it’s like, dull

If you can't do this, you're cooked

>>713227045
Give me a break, anon, I'm drunk driving tonight

Okay why the fuck do you people pick the babies

What we slurpin on tonight?

>>713227112
I dont even want to do this adhd shit its like the doom eternal webm but racing

>>713227279
At this moment, I have a Strong Beer, a sugar free Redbull, a Coconut Water, and a Korean Rice Wine bottle cracked and in front of me.
*Slurrrrp*

How do I get a Candy gf?

I’ve got food poisoning. Go on without me

>>713227279
I'm on my 8th (and final) beer

>>713227258
The same reason they pick koopa beach

How many in room?

>>713227598
21/24

>>713227519
I DO NOT PICK KOOPA BEACH.
I AM A PROUD MIGGA AND I PICK MARIO CIRCUIT
WARIO STADIUM
CHUCK AND FUCK MOUNTAIN
AND DINO ISLAND

>>713227695
Cute!!!

>low battery
welp guess that my time to bail for the day

barely any players. these will be completely dead in a month

>>713227808
I thought 8D went on for years?

What do you think toad sounds like when he busts a nut

>mirror mode
why

Are you guys still playing I just got home

>>713227895
yeah, because it didn't completely suck ass

how late are people playin because I might wanna come back in about an hour or so
>>713226348
if you have even mediocre insurance go to the dr, take a blood test and get on TRT, you'll get hardons like you're 19 again

>>713227462
very carefully

>>713227462
You everwatch flapjack?

back to the old me...(snowman)

>>713228257
At least two more hours here

>>713228257
Thanks. How do I even bring it up to them?

@grok how many people are in the lobby

>>713228940
21

>>713228582
So once she's playable in this she will be 100% of the lobby right?

>>713228582
artist sauce?

>>713228582
>>713229023
UUUOOOHHH BANANA

>>713229083
Sorry not sure. Saved it from one of the gorillion Bananza threads Wednesday

I cannot BEElieve beefags exist in mario kart

LET ME WIN YOU ASSHOLEs

>>713229501
Mind your own buzzness LOL

cake's cake in my face

I got buttfucked...

>>713230000
Same every fucking time

next person to knock me out of bounds or lightening me are going to face no consequences because its an anonymous imageboard but i'll be mad
>>713228742
depends on the doctor, easiest to just say you feel like you've been slowing down and would like to get a blood test to check your levels. Just make sure to tell them you want to check your hormone/test levels on top of your standard bloodwork.
once thats done you'll probably fall below the level required for a script since nearly everyone does these days. Look into how to use it and the side effects because if you start you need to keep with it you can't just take it as needed
if its something for you it'll help a lot in all aspects of life

I just joined. I've got the Jap name. I'm in Australia so I hope the lag isn't too bad.
Looking forward to murdering you all :)

>HURRRR I CAN’T WAIT TO GIVE COINS TO EVERYONE AHEAD OF ME
Fuck whoever greenlit the golden shell and feather. Useless

>>713230396
Hell yeah kangaroo time

>>713230396
you are a cat though

GG bros I'm out have a good night

GGs racists.
You fuckers put me through the wringer but boy was it a blast.

>>713230496
Same, had fun. Good night

>>713230215
Ok thanks a ton, anon

What determines whether or not you get knocked off on the rails? Is it just weight?

>keep getting 15+
Don't worry guys im guarding your backs

>>713230483
cats are cool

>>713229567
Man I need a pheromone hit

>>713230396
>Jap name
>not Japanese
Toby Fox-sama...I kneel

>>713230645
Yeah weight matters when two people collide

And remember to pick random to ensure 3 lap race

>shockdodge with a bullet in 2nd
>easy coasting to 1st
You fags make it too easy

goodnight negros

DAMN YOU BULLET BILL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>713231531
:3

One fucking trillion red spells fuck off

>>713231682
We've been fighting for the last place for quite a while

>>713231720
Shells*
Lmao phoneposting

aight

>>713231781
holy kek get kart'd

Is there still space available?

>>713231972
we've like 10 people

>>713231972
Only 10 people here

>>713204375 (OP)
I suffered 2 extremely funny losses earlier. One of them, I was just 20 meters from the finish line but some cheeky fucker landed a banana right in front of me, came 4th lol.
Finally got a 1st place so now I'mletting my 5 year old son play free roam. I'm getting him used to that before putting him in 50cc. He's really good at staying on tracks now, and he can sometimes pull off ramp jump boosts. Next I'll get him to power slide corners.

I'm sorry DMC anon

HOLY SHIT CAN SOME OF YOU FAGGOTS JUST FUCK OFF AND STOP LIVING OFF YOUR PARENTS THAT MAKE OVER 300K EVERY FUCKING YEAR?!

Yay I won

>>713232916
i really shouldnt be rendering and playing at the same time

>>713233114
git gud

Alright let’s go

>>713233114
You seem a tad perturbed, chum

I beat myself in that race

AGgagagggga

>>713204375 (OP)
Someone needs to do the needful and redeem the kamek so I get wrench!
Much thank yous

Clawed my way to second

Gradually, I began to race them.

First place on third attempt! WAAAHHHHH!

>>713233680
LMAO sorry anon

That lighting fucked me so badly. I had a triple and gold mushroom.

>>713233710
>came first after 3rd race with anons
>internet immediately shits itself, had to sit next race out

So far:
8th
7th
1st
4th
Not bad

how do you guys get such high quality captures? when I use the capture button its 30 fucking fps

>>713234676
Buy a capture card, nonny

Also fuck the game for only doing 1 lap on Beach

faggots.
pick airship or factory.
I need wrench.

Is there any way to free roam rainbow road?

Squashing people just before the finish line isn't allowed. I'm telling mother. You're fucked now buddy boy.

the OST is so fucking good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-hyeMMpMQg
>>713234676
im using actual capture card

>shockdodge while in 1st
Boring

ahaha faggot eat that blue shell.

>>713235150
Aye.
There's me.

>blue shell hits me while in 3rd
Has got to be the gayest thing that happened tonight

>reverse DK pass
neat. No idea how fags can shit on the game when it has so much variety and detail.

>>713235539
New thing bad, old thing good. A shit opinion as old as time.

>>713235150
OST is amazing if you are a tendie for decades

Thanks all for the races, see you tomorrow!

>>713235539
It’s a great game. Great system. Have this game and 3 other launch titles. Some people want to be miserable

Stellar Sleddin time

>>713234787
don't tell me I missed it again

>>713235901
What's the other 3?

>>713236092
You missed FUCKING SHIT BECAUSE KAMEK IS A FUCKING BIIITCH REEEEEE

get fucked Peach.
Don't even care.
Being first to smack you around was worth it.

Rosalina supremacy

>>713236430
>did it again
>missing the bob-omb
OHHHHHH GET WRECKED

This Rokker cunt needs taking down a peg

>>713236430
Awww. Were you losing too much to me?

Hope that Lightning tasted good. Haha. You have a nice fucking day now.

>all those shrrom cars
Holy fuck
>robbed by lightning
FUCK OFF I was front running that shit by half a mile the whole way.

EAT THE MONKE DICK SLUTS

Good games boys. Nabbit is so cute...

>>713236780
>gloats like a coping loser
>loses by two (2) points
OHNONONONO PEACHSISTERS WERE WE TOO COCKY?!?

get fucked u dumb n*bbit

does the light brown mud/chocolate slow you down or not? its hard top tell at times?
Either way great races all around. See you fags tomorrow.

>get switch 2 pro controller thinking back button for accelerate will be nice so thumb is free to use right analog for free aim
>rarely have to free aim and hand cramps from holding down the back button all the time

I want Dan to play Rainbow Road on his real last game

That was a really cool intermission ngl
Very rare

Thanks for the dolphin anon

>>713237742
which tracks anon?

I GET SHOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN

piss break
GG

Thanks lads, gonna let my kid play free roam now. I got a 1st and a 2nd. Not too bad. Rokkers is a beast though.

>>713237970
Awww, thanks Anon. I had fun playing with you too and good games.

>>713237970
your kid's better than me

DK pass is just my course I guess

https://youtu.be/a0Jxc4WuI40
>that water land section
almost like Great Fairy Fountain.

https://youtu.be/Min-X5q5xIw

https://youtu.be/Qoz2soHRw_w

>>713233680
lmao SNIPED

>>713233114
Just join the stock alert discord and wait outside of best buy early in the morning when they ping you, it's an easy Switch 2. Can't say the same about the microSD Express cards, they went from being undesirable and manufactured in low volumes to scalped to shit once people realized the Switch 2 uses them.

>>713234676
Buy a capture card, even cheap shitty ass ones do 1080p60 with a passthrough as a baseline these days.

I think I will call it a day Anons. Good games, had fun!

Smh people sleeping on a weekend

SWOOCED INTO FIRST

>>713239069
avatarfagging is a banable offense you queerosexual.

I am trying my damndest to finish this drawing before falling asleep. It was supposed to be a quick drawing but I ended up putting a lot of work into it. Exhausting. Never be creative, lads.

>>713239687
What got me is I looked behind me right as you snuck ahead. I had no time to snipe you

GG BreadBug

>>713240020
Always be creative you mad lad.
We appreciate your hard and fine work.

does touching this nigger unlock anything
>>713237168
It slows you down if you don't have a mushroom
you can also drown in ti

Yeah, I'm starting to fall asleep at the wheel

Good games

>>713240254
First time you get him he unlocks nabbit if you don't already

>>713240254
you get a nabbit sticker.
And no I don't mean the thick chocolate swamp pools.
I mean the lighter brown dirt the rims the track, and is before the chocolate pools.

>>713240441
treat it like off-road traction

How many on now?

>>713240698
4/24

what's the best combination?

>>713241990
Anyone + Pipeframe

Bumping coloring, then shading

Unfortunately I won't be done in time for the Saturday thread. Gunning for Sunday. Here is a very small sample.

I can’t decide on who I want to play and on what vehicle

>>713204375 (OP)
F

You guys still playing?