Thread 713204545

VA-11 HALL-ABROS WE JUST WON

>>713204545 (OP)
Jill’s like the worst girl though

>nendroid
One step above a funko. Still 2/10

Nirvanabros.... I don't feel so good.......

>it's been 9 years
What the FUCK have they been doing this entire time? Certainly not making their next game.

>>713204779
making shill threads here apparently

>>713204779
Trooning out.

>>713204779
Getting brainwashed by americans

>>713204545 (OP)
>nendoroid
meh

sex with jills nylon clad tighs

This bitch is begging to be hot glued

where the fuck is n1rvanna you HACKS

Is buying nendos as soi as buying funko pops? I have a few on my desk because I think they’re cute.

>>713208905
proove it. to it you faggot and post an image with timestamp!

How did these guys drop the ball so hard? Valhalla was big, it was even getting collabs with gacha games and shit.

>>713209159
i dont see the appeal of any of these "bobblehead" type figs unless they have actual bobble heads

>>713209273
I think I saw someone say they got so successful that the government actually started fucking with them so I imagine that got in the way of them doing much.

>>713204545 (OP)
Hot Jill sex!

>>713204545 (OP)
Where the fuck is the sequel

Valhalla's only legacy will be a VRChat bar world where trannies have orgies in the pool in the back.

>10 years old game
>still no deep sale
Why are venezuelans so jewish?

>>713209283
They’re cute and you can pose them.
That’s it, if they were just statues instead of figures I wouldn’t like them as much.

>>713209835
please understand, runescape gold is worth more than the venezuelan bolivar

>>713209763
wat

Post Jill's!

>>713210045
Bar worlds exist in VRChat where alcoholics destroy their livers and awkwardly flirt with each other.
One dude made a Valhalla-themed world with the OST running in the background (you can run custom music vids though). He makes thousands a month in Patreon donations from it iirc.
You can order drinks that simulate drunkenness, with blackouts teleporting you to an alleyway.
It'd be comfy if not for the fact that 90% of people with attractive avatars to ogle at are trannies.

>>713204545 (OP)
her big pup came out a week or so ago too, now make a scale, preferably based on the art of her sitting on her bar holding a cup, cig in mouth

>>713211376
I want more Dorothy.
Her nendoroid was kinda disappointing. Sorely needed a UUOOHH faceplate.

>>713204545 (OP)
Why is she so fat

>>713211171
that sounds terrible, and how can he make money from an ip he doesnt own

>>713212061
She's just got them child bearing hips

>>713204545 (OP)
Okay but what about N1rv Ann-a

>>713212464
on indefinite hold due to gender related mental illness

>>713204779
Shooting estrogen and having retarded freakouts

>>713204545 (OP)
I'm tired of nendoroids. They dont make figma anymore?

>>713209159
Any figure is "ick" material to the people you've thought of, but nendos aren't as bad as funkos because funkos have been fundamentally ingrained into public consciousness as something for cucks and the brand name itself is now synonymous with that kind of person.
Nendos are just somewhat customizable deformed figures that are sometimes compared to funkos because they have big heads and small bodies. Your average normalfag won't know what a nendo is despite how prolific they are.

>>713214354
Figma are still made and several were just announced at smilefes, but there's comparatively fewer because they're more expensive and tend to be perceived as lower quality than similar posable figures or PuP priced non-poseable statues.

so is that second game coming or not

>>713216718
lol
lmao

>>713216758
figures

>>713204779
Gangbanging Jimantha Starling

>>713216718
once they're done with their ps1 graphic game that no one will care about I'm sure they'll shift focus to the game everyone wants

>>713204545 (OP)
i dont like jill.

>>713218158
me neither i love her

>>713204545 (OP)
Next time post an even smaller pic, you fucking retard.

>>713204545 (OP)
i already have this

>>713218593
They're rereleasing it alongside 2 AoT nendos because they're rare and prohibitively expensive nowadays on the aftermarket.

>>713204917
>>713214234
these

Post Jill's you fucking nerds!

>>713219269
i was thinking about it but no

>>713214354
>>713215260
take the figuarts pill

>>713220015
They're okay but a lot of them look like shit

>>713204545 (OP)
why would you only release this however many years later?

>>713220437
knowing the devs, funds for "medical emergencies" are drying up if you know what i mean..

>>713204545 (OP)
>funko, japan

>>713204627
Jill is second best girl after Dorothy. Also they should've fucked at least once.

>>713220614
Right... The car accident...

>>713204545 (OP)
why would i get another one

to think they escaped a commie hellscape just to fall into lefty bullshit like trooning out...

>>713220667
Pretty sure they did on one of the nights.

>>713220963
It was just cuddling, disappointingly.

>>713221043
Yeah, SURE it was

>>713220889
maybe he's a masochist?

>>713208040
I agree.

can't they tell us what's holding the game back at least?

>art is sick, ost is 11/10, but main girl is a used goods alkie roastie, and all the other girls are sluts too
What is wrong with Westoid devs? Not surprised they morphed into troons over the years.

>>713221128
god look at those legs, i want to cum all over them and then watch her work a shift like that.

Jill femdom fantasies have made me sexually impotent.

>>713221303
It's cyberpunk, loose public morals and the degradation of personal relationships are core features of the setting.

>>713212380
>how can he make money from an ip he doesnt own
My guess is he's technically selling moderator rights and other perks when they subscribe and create their own instance of the world.
An "owner" gains the in world ability to kick people or hire staff to do the same. Bar worlds who do this generally have bouncers at the door asking you for your age.

>every character is gay or a whore
faggot game

>>713220437
Because the original is extremely difficult to get now and GSC is doing a bunch of rereleases of rare and expensive nendos to unfuck their anniversary survey poll.

>>713222086
>Night life has faggots and whores
Touch grass.

>>713221303
>used goods
retarded faggot

>>713204779
the writer has brainrotted himself (see https://wanderingskylark.com/about/) and completely paralyzed the project

>>713221090
The game wasn't coy about mentioning sex, if had happened something would've been mentioned.

>>713223159
What a lame ass dweeb.

>>713223159
What the FUCK is that shit?

>>713223159
>Non-Binary. I consider myself male but with a brain wired like a woman’s (Pronouns He/Him).

>>713221404
Painting sheer pantyhose white is mandatory as far as I'm concerned.

>>713223531
That's a mild way to put it, yes.

>>713224532
Do you happen to have the image of her squatting with her back to the camera and her head out of frame?

>>713225024
This one? Very sexy.

>>713225101
need a figure of Jill squatting on top of her bar

>>713225101
I think thats it, thanks. Fuck look at that tiny skirt and that nylon i want to worship her legs before i fill her womb to the brim.

>>713224532
Maybe I'm just confused by the perspective here but this pic really makes it look like Jill has massive tit sag.

>>713225860
Believe me, I know the feeling. Her tiny skirt is very alluring.

>>713226084
You can't see her boobs at all there. Maybe you're getting confused by her upper sleeves?

Gentlemen... I love leggy.

>>713225101
Honestly the idea that Jill is lonely and depressed is all kinds of laughable. Or maybe she's just really, really unlucky and the only people she meets who are into gloomy bartenders with amazing bodies (except for her modest chest, but people are still into that) are universally undatable.

Marathon thighsex with Jill

>>713226285
I love leggy too.

>>713226314
>except for her modest chest
Her small perky tits are a charm point you pleb.

>>713226197
>You can't see her boobs at all there.
Honestly I've been here long enough that I really have no faith in my own perspective or grip on reality. So please tell me what I'm looking at here.

cool

JET STINGRAY

>>713226578
Oh shit sorry my mistake anon, I thought you were talking about a different post for some reason.

>>713220614
HRT?

>>713224060
mental illness

We need more robrats in games.

>>713204545 (OP)
10 years ago somebody made a drink serving sim with anime art and trannies lost their mind glazing it

today it gets a nendo and all of those trannies are bald so congratulations

>>713204683
Did they cancel it to make le epic ps1 graphics game?

>>713232049
No the artist started his own project since the writer lives in japan and is addicted to uma musume

>>713204545 (OP)
Okay but where the fuck is N1rvana?

>>713211376
damn thats a nice fig
kinda wish I could ever own a house so I had anywhere to display those if I started collecting