Thread 713205015

Software Sales (physical only)

1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 134,900 / 917,466
2. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time – 11,217 / 123,121
3. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – 9,724 / 55,427
4. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – 6,460 / 6,347,853
5. [NSW] Minecraft – 5,916 / 3,913,098
6. [NSW] Super Mario Party Jamboree – 5,215 / 1,322,389
7. [PS5] Elden Ring Nightreign – 5,126 / 59,948
8. [NS2] Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 4,409 / 11,938
9. [NS2] Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 4,408 / 12,400
10. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons – 4,209 / 8,145,825
11. [NS2] Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut – 2,935 / 10,421
12. [PS5] Astro Bot – 2,856 / 88.656
13. [NS2] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 2,836 / 13,713
14. [PS5] Monster Hunter Wilds – 2,211 / 816,454
15. [NSW] Super Smash Bros. Ultimate – 2,172 / 5,766,903

Hardware Sales

Switch 2 – 153.205 (1.101.136)
PlayStation 5 – 14.129 (6.896.940)
Switch – 13.319 (35.765.339)
Xbox Series X|S – 261 (677.751)
PlayStation 4 – 22 (9.504.998)

16. [PS5] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time – 2,143 / 19,490
17. [PS5] Gran Turismo 7 – 2,097 / 381,545
18. [NSW] Pokemon Scarlet / Violet – 2,049 / 5,570,440
19. [NS2] Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour (Download Card) – 1,980 / 4,869
20. [NSW] Cyber Citizen Shockman Complete Collection – 1,852 / NEW
21. [NS2] Street Fighter 6 – 1,821 / 7,171
22. [NSW] Mobile Suit Gundam Seed Battle Destiny Remastered – 1,780 / 37,064
23. [NSW] Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics – 1,737 / 1,412,000
24. [NSW] Donkey Kong Country Returns HD – 1,732 / 271,927
25. [NSW] Splatoon 3 – 1,635 / 4,447,295
26. [PS4] Elden Ring Nightreign – 1,628 / 11,334
27. [PS5] Death Stranding Director’s Cut – 1,542 / 41,640
28. [NS2] Shine Post: Be Your Idol – 1,496 / 5,223
29. [NSW] Natsume’s Book of Friends: Hazuki no Shirushi – 1,494 / 18,359
30. [NSW] Nintendo Switch Sports – 1,465 / 1,600,917

Series bent the knee to Nintendo

Series not only bent the knee to Nintendo but the superior version is on the Switch 2

Compnany vent the knee to Nintendo

those non MKW NS2 game sales are abysmal holyshit

Series bent the knee to Nintendo.

FromSoft bent the knee to Nintendo hard.

Based sniper

LOL

>>713205278
Not yet

>>713205197
It's honestly infuriating how bad input lag is on the ps5. Even worse with sony owning evo and forcing fighting games to be played on it, even without the ps5 getting hot enough to melt fightsticks.

>>713207372
I unironically feel like I haven't heard ANYTHING about competitive fighting games since sony bought out evo. I'll see casuals talking about a weird crossover/guest character for like a week whenever one happens, but zero talk about actual competition.

>>713205015 (OP)
>>713205035
Glad to see key cards flopping bigly.

>>713205278
>not a single Fatlus game on Switch 2
Did they tho?

>>713209598
Raidou

>>713209670
Oh yeah, where's the rest of them though?

>>713209229
n-n-n-n-n-no if you hate key cards and one time use download cods y-y-y-you're a fed!

>>713208591
Which made it insanely funny when Sony announced a wireless fight stick on the last State of Emergency.

>>713211954
>some shovelware
>shit that instantly flopped
reminder CH went crawling back to nintendo because snoys don't buy games

>>713211954
>>713212281
Speaking of Compile shit, why is this schizo still making threads about this debunked shit every day >>713198630 I think he just makes these threads as a Nintendo grievance general to seethe in at this point

>>713212281
>>some shovelware
>>shit that instantly flopped
Snoyggers said the same shit when the censorship of otaku games started happening on their system too. Look where that got them.

>>713212452
Nothing's been debunked from this list: >>713211954

>>713212614
You don't care about censorship at all, you just want to post console war shit about Nintendo

>>713212731
>You don't care about censorship at all
Projection, that's why you keep deflecting and outright lying when it gets brought up.

>>713209229
>>713211954
Meds, glownigger
>>713210014
Update your narrative, faggot

>>713212452
He does, that was always their purpose. He never expected he'd get found out as a literal glowie, neither did Eric

>>713213093
lmao seething

>>713213230
your bitching won't bring ace thruster's 5th movie to be released.

>>713213371
schizo babble lmao

>>713205015 (OP)
Japan used to make great games like Persona 5, Nier Automata, Dark souls 3, Sekiro, BoTW, Xenoblade 2, MHW, RE7, FE3H, RE4R, Ryza 1-3, SF6, Mario wonder, pikmin 4, Elden ring, Unicorn overlord, Like a dragon 7, Asstro bot, metaphor since 2017, but how can they fall so soon this year and get mogged by Chinese black ships like genshin, starrail, ZZZ, WuWa, Wukong, Lost soul aside, Phantom blade zero,
Korean black ship Like Khazan and Lies of P, and French black ship like expedition 33 and Asscreed shadow?

Why did Japanese game which was glorious in 2024 tremble so easily?
No Japanese game this year got metascore over 90. Wilds, Yumia, Nightreign,Mario kart world shows Japanese game's absolute fall this year.
While Western game was suffering this last year. But it became opposite this year with western games resurrecting by kingdom coom 2, doom dark age,expedition 33, man.
And switch 2 was nailed coffin on Japanese game due to fuckin' price and keycard, wahoo!
What is left in Japan now?
Anime? Solo leveling was AOTS last year, and China makes them better, to be hero X and nezha.
Comics? Korean webtoon makes them better.
Entertainment? Korea makes them better.
Car? Electricity? Korea and China makes them better,Hyundai and BYD.
Subculture? BA has 2K comicket booth.
Toy? Korean combination robot toy and Tinyping are superior.
Japan is NOTHING!!

>>713211954
Why is bikini allowed for lolis (Miina(10),Hinatsu(12),Itoha(12)) in shine post(hardcore idol sim) then? Hinatsu has high max stat for loli. And GoA has bikini dlc for Bachleorettes in switch 2 as well.
Why did Shine post, GoA and Seikano got bikinis allowed in switch 2?

>>713210114
Already switch 1 games?

>>713214104
>Anime - lists a bunch of shit no one talks about or watches compared to the endless discussion for Cinderella Grey and Ave Mujica. GBC won AOTY last year too. Crunchyroll and Sony can try all they like but they'll never take the crown from Japan no matter how many jeets they hire.
>comics - webtoon better than anything HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Entertainment - full of sajaegi. It's as believeable as a nigger streamer acting like every other nigger suddenly becoming popular out of nowhere.
>cars and electricity - Trusting CHINA with any kind of infrastructure
>subculture - can only mention Blue Archive despite bragging about SL being "AOTY" shouldn't the AOTY have a fuck ton of doujins? Where are they?
>Toys - no one's heard of either of those and Tinyping just sounds like a bad dick joke
>Praising Doom the Sonic ages and eurojank
Japan hate is so overrated especially for vidya when every big name developer in the west and wider Asia is copying a talking blue hedgehog's mechanics.
Bow to your superior faggot.

>>713214908
Don't u know that expedition 33 sold 3.3M and Metaphor flopped? It shows that Japanese game is dead. Even worse, switch 2 nailed the coffin to Japanese game by fucking price and keycard!! En taro Xi Jinping!!

>>713215292
>snoys still can't meme

>>713205278
>2 million in less than a year
Not bad at all, most Atlus titles are budget as fuck. Xbox bankrolled all the marketing.

>>713214104
>glowie is STILL trying to shill kslop and chingchong shovelware that was forgotten about in a weekend

>>713215565
>tendies still have no games

>>713213656
psycho pedors ayy

>>713216243
not even a month and switch 2 has more games than Ps5
>>713216532
hopefully you get thrown in the same cell as caccipo will be

>>713216621
not since the feds are arriving at your door.

>>713216621
False. You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>713216621
Already has
>Mario Kart World
>Shine Post: Be Your Idol
as exclusives and then there's DK Bananza next month. I don't think it's right to count the Welcome Tour as a game so I won't include that.
>3 exclusives within release month
That's pretty damn good.

>>713217080
you are mentally ill

>>713205353
pretty normal software sales numbers

>>713212452
You've never encountered Eric before? First time? 98% of anti-Nintendo seething on this board is just him.

>>713217604
still more than the ps5

>it's been over 24 hours and he's still here seething
Nigga just let it go till next week goddamn

>>713213093
I'm not sure this is amazing news. Most of the hate against the Switch 2 is seething snoy trannies and cynical jew tubers just playing the algorithm game. But I genuinely want those download keys to die in a fire. I'm hoping that a majority of those 3rd party sales are the few physical titles that have been dropped.
I'm just as guilty as every other Steam user for buying digital PC games but console should never have gone down the path of non-physical (thanks a lot snoy trannies and xbitches that bought digital only consoles, encouraging these faggot companies while, of course, blaming nintendo).

>>713217791
False. You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>713218018
other way around

>>713218062
maybe on planet retard

>>713217865
There was once a span of 39 hours where there wasn't a single gap 10 minutes or longer between posts on his trip. Bare minimum, he was up and seething on this site for 39 hours straight.

>>713218216
False. You have already chosen your pitiful end

>Retards got so used to the Switch emulator being near instant that they're now melting down over what is a normal emulator cycle
I don't get it. Also all the emulation bragging made Nintendo double down on security so you only have yourselves to blame. Should've been smart and kept your mouth shut.

>>713205015 (OP)
Nintendo is destroying the competition. Wow.

>>713218360
because the switch emulators were their first emulators.

>>713218267
maybe on planet, retard

>>713218018
>>713218267
Say it again!

>>713218440
Other way around

>>713218267
That's all you can say! That's all you can say!

>>713211954
>>713212281

>>713218578
nigger, I'm not eric. he starts to get pissy when you use his own slogans against him.

I wonder why he's so mad this time~

>>713218668
don't forget stellar blade getting ported to switch 2
and PS5 already being emulated

>>713207245
You are shitting yourself!

>>713218721
even if it doesn't get ported, the fact that the studio head bought all his employees a switch 2 was probably enough to set him off.

>the year is 2017
>Eric is seething about the switch
>the year is 2025
>Eric is seething about the switch 2

>>713218835
Not to mention sony flat out admitting they can't compete with nintendo anymore

>>713218721
>>713218835
Haha.
https://gonintendo.com/contents/49883-stellar-blade-developer-gifts-every-studio-employee-a-switch-2

>>713214104
Are you a Japanese nationalist or something? I could see why an ethnic Japanese nationalist might be bothered by your claims. But even if true, the chinks and peninsula gooks would have nothing without the soul of Japanese culture. Look how many of those are clearly directly inspired by Japanese anime, manga, and generally Japanese aesthetics and video game development. It's all ching chong ping pong to me. I couldn't give a shit as long as the games are fun.

>>713218950
Bikini schizo is an actual glownigger.

>>713216908
Don't use Gundam, faggot. Especially not when you're a big phony.

>>713216243
45 out of 50 best selling Switch games were Nintendo exclusives.
Only 3 of the top 13 PS5 selling games were Sony exclusives.
Imagine buying a video game console in the current year with no exclusives on it.
This was the whole point of consoles since the beginning.
There is literally no other reason to purchase one.
Thanks to their poor consumption choice, Snoys and Xbots now feel as though they are getting RAPED by the success of an east Asian multinational corporation that sells electronic entertainment video game devices and their associated titles.
Bleak.

>>713218835
>Tries to spread propaganda talking about how Japan is a dead country and Korea is superior
>Actual Korean game devs buy Nintendo stuff because they like Nintendo
Amazing really.

>>713217604
I started that "Ultimate Comfy PS5 Thread" in which I went through Wikipedia's list of PS5 only games, making fun of the disgustingly egregious shovelware. Like Feed My Raptor, Feed My Raptor 2, Ice Jump and Living With Horses: My Horse Farm. It was fucking hilarious how many of these pieces of shit used bad AI images on the Playstation store front. I got a 3 day ban lol.
You should be ashamed of yourself if you're over the age of 15. We know why you're projecting, retard. Switch 2 already has more real exclusives announced than the PS5 has after 5 years.
The Switch 2 exclusives will also have a better average rating. You know this to be true, Eric. All you can do is cry "Nintendo bias!" and rock back and forth inside your hug box of delusions.

>>713219540
and unlike the Playstation 5, the Switch 2 will continue to get exclusives.

>>713219540
Post the archive

>>713218895
He has posted anti-"Shitch" threads.
Every.
Single.
Day.
What happened? Seriously. What the fuck happened to this man? Did he get molested at a kid's birthday party by someone in a Yoshi costume or something? An utterly baffling human being.

>>713218939
How do snoys answer to this?

>>713219841
His father abandoned his family. you don't get this kind of behavior when you have a dad to smack you around.

>>713205015 (OP)
>over 1/3 of the Japanese population owns a Switch
Genuinely absurd numbers

>>713218597
Still blocked from a western release.

>>713218524
maybe on planet retard
>>713219052
silence hothead

>>713219969
you would know, since you're from there.

>>713205353
How? Many of these are late ports and the fact some people still choose to buy something after the 500$ mario kart bundle is pretty good. Compare sales to the ps5 launch so you actually see what abysmal sales are

>>713219039
Jesus H tap dancing Christ. I missed all this. I was away from this hell hole for years until the Switch 2 dropped and I thought it would be funny to check in on Eric.
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, please cleanse this good Earth of the scourge that is south Asians.

SEGA had a leak showing their sales total for recent games.

>>713220347
>Vengeance sold more than P3R
Personasisters...

>>713220347
>>713220459
Forgot the source.
https://www.installbaseforum.com/forums/threads/sega-leaked-6-years-of-sales-numbers-for-sonic-persona-smt-like-a-dragon-and-total-war.3829/

>>713218950
Used to be netouyo(not Japanese native tho) until bikinis are banned from anime and Japanese console games by Kishida and Ishiba and that's why I felt betrayed just like Shinn Asuka in seed destiny after Dullindal has announced destiny plan, spite Shinn is earthling, and he killed lots of earthlings in zaft aliens side to make dullindal happy, and he felt betrayed to zaft aliens due to destiny plan, and get beaten by alien who fight for Earth named Athrun Zala.
Pic rel is how modern anime's swimsuit episode like. No bikinis allowed for JKs and replaced with genderless swimsuits while boys are topless regardless of age.

>>713219778
It 404'd unfortunately. I know the jannie was a Snoy nigger too that embarrassed himself. Before it became clear that I was being sarcastic, a few Snoys posted in the thread believing it to be an actual PS5 comfy thread lol.
One posted a pic of his Demons' Souls platinum, but then the post got deleted (obviously by him) when he realised it was a sarcastic thread shitting on the PS5 "exclusives" which are actually 97% shovelware with AI cover "art". Very soon after he deleted his own post the thread got nuked, too quick to even screenshot him deleting his shit and then deciding to prune.

>>713220654
Ah, the bikini schizo I presume. Don't fucking talk to me.

>>713220654
>Nonce can no longer jerk off to his little girl drawings
Yeah, I can see how this might push a retard over the edge.

>>713220796
arch.b4k.dev

>>713205015 (OP)
>3. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – 9,724 / 55,427
>13. [NS2] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 2,836 / 13,713
What caused it to flop?

>Makes a thread to seethe
>Leaves the moment people start debunking him and calling him out for his dumb actions
Every time.

>>713221174
RF5 did. But it might have sold better on the west.

>>713221174
it's a spinoff of the main series where the things people like about the main series take a backseat.

>>713221076
Thread title and ID number both show no results :(

>>713214908
Wuz there netouyos remnants still left in 4chan? I thought netouyos have gone from 4chan...

>>713220940
I still don't get why he tries with the MS Paint edits, you can literally see the seams between the original and his shitty edit

>>713211954
How was bikini allowed in GoA and shinepost tho? Pic rel is Matsurihanabinomikoto in Microbikini.

>>713221415
Nah, the soulless genshin aesthetic did. RF5 won.

>>713221751
Her name isn't that long

>>713221712
Wait... I thought the implication was that these companies are doing a really shitty job to censor? Is he actually doing that himself?

>>713221886
You can literally see the lines being default MS Paint lines drawn with a mouse and then there's shit like this where he just used a paint bucket without realizing the shading wasn't removed since it's blended values not one solid color.

>>713221847
Genshin? Genshin has no bikinis at all. No weapon type swap(skill doesn't count, i meant for from sheathe, like swapping 2H and dual blade), no cavalry combat.
And genshin has no not-Nazi uniform and Black ship shit. Genshin has no pugilist. Genshin has no black character like Kai and Ikaruga.
Pic rel is absolutely haram in genshin.

You would call xenoblade sequel as genshin ripoff even if it has guns and pilebunker.

>>713221886
Prease understand. Ishiba ordered staffs not to sexualize JK so they toned down swimsuit episodes hastily. It explains why this censorship is low quailty.

>>713221847
Does genshin have black people like Kai and Ikaruga?

>Sega leak says Persona 4 remake won't come out til FY2027
All that time and no Switch 2 version lmao.

>>713222965
Pretty sure FY2027 is actually 2026 as weird as it sounds. Still pretty bad and it shows P-Studio having an anti-Nintendo bias.

>Odds are this means no Persona 6 until the 2030s at the least
Not to mention all the other worthless bullshit Sega is pursuing. I only hope Sega's other gambles with their IPs pay off because it is gonna be suffering to be a Sega fan.

>>713223298
You'd think after how well P5 did on Switch they'd stop sniffing their own farts and get on making sure to have a Switch 2 versions ready how many more signs after Switch 1 being a success, then 2 being another huge hit will it take for these devs to realize they are missing out on decent sales.

>>713218668
>Use the Marathon name.
>Boomers get mad because it looks nothing like Marathon.
>Zoomers do not know or care about Marathon, thus any attempt at "brand power" or whatever falls flat.
>fuck two of my zoomie employees that actually had a passing curiosity looked up the series history and just came out of it having the same "wtf why did they turn a single player fps into an IKEA robowife extraction shooter" opinion as all the oldfags
I still want to know WHO THE HELL IS THIS GAME SUPPOSED TO BE FOR

>>713223452
Persona is all on Atlus honestly. SEGA can slap them if they get mad enough but most of the time Atlus does as it wants.

>>713212281
>because snoys don't buy games
neither do steamgoys

>>713212452
reminder glowies shat their pants when his fearmongering caused people to mobilize to warn NCL from NoA's bullshit instead of attacking nintendo like they wanted

>>713223452
>no Persona 6 until the 2030s
>Persona 6 might legitimately release three whole generations after Persona 5 did
Atlus are fucking niggers

>>713214104
>great games like Persona 5
Stopped reading right there, I played the game multiple times across base and Royal, the game is fucking trash

>>713223986
At the rate we're going SMT VI will release first.

>>713205015 (OP)
>That gap between 1 and 2
Lel

>>713221174
Frankly that is hardly s flop after the utter disaster that was RF5 and the fact it was a spinoff.

>>713221886
Sadly didn't save it, but once on /a/ he tried to pass off some of the shittiest MS paint edits of the anus sama beach chapter as real, even after people posted youtube links to the scene which he claimed were fake.

>>713205015 (OP)
>8. [NS2] Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 4,409 / 11,938
>9. [NS2] Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 4,408 / 12,400
Someone buy that one poor guy TotK

>>713220347
>Yakuza 8 sales are str-ACK

>>713224057
Prease understand. Metascore standard.
Japanese game used to be great in 2024, but why did their glory in 2024 tremble so soon by making kusoges like Yumia, MH wilds and Nightreign, while Western game revives with doom dark age, kingdom coom 2, expedition 33?
Japanese game have no metascore over 90 when they used to in 2024. While Western game had no metascore over 90 in 2024 but became opposite in 2025. What happened?
Phil Fish was right again!!

>>713224742
Kek. Nice catch.

>>713224742
>Not even 1 million
They need to put the entire series on Switch 2 asap so they can start coming out there day 1 because yeesh, that's not good.

>>713221174
I avoided it like the plauge thanks to 5 here in the west. I only now bought it after seeing that it was actually pretty good

>>713223628
Wait. There are some games not yet announced. I can tell you for sure that on the bamco side of things digimon is going to be on there

>>713225093
If it's on PS4 then it'll work on switch 2.

>>713220347
>>713224742
The absolute state.

>>713225176
There's no doubt Time Strangers will get a Switch 2 release after they ported the last three Digimon games over to Switch 1 they are proably waiting for Pokemon ZA to pass over before they entertain the notion.

>>713223813
>30 peak even right now.
Holy shit thats awful.
How much did it sell on the PiS5?.

>>713225176
I'd wager a lot of games are probably being kept for whenever Nintendo decides it's time for a direct.

>Astro Bot

Huh. Wonder why.

>>713225556
bundles

>>713225308
>October, same month as Pokémon
>No Switch version

>>713225619

Ah.

>>713224801
>George Floyd, samurai
Gee, I wonder what ethnicity posted this?

>>713224801
>>713225836
Very sus.

>>713205015 (OP)
tsutaya and yodobashi etc. are just selling stuff over the counter now, no lottery wins needed

Japanese sales should increase a lot in the next week or so, at least while supply lasts

>>713211116
>wireless fight stick
>wireless
Jesus fuck they can't be serious, can they?

>>713226179
Sony really had no place buying evo.

>>713226013
Which class will Yasuke have in FGO? FGO lacks black servant and demiya isn't black.
Yasuke will have 3 busters, and will deal 1.5 times more damage to Japanese servants like Emiya, illya, kuro, miyu.
Which NP will yasuke have?

>>713221076
>>713221569
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/712425514/#712425514
Is this it?

>>713227201
Fuck, none of the browsers on this faggot laptop will let me open that page. If it's called 'ULTIMATE COMFY PS5 THREAD!!!' and OP picrel is the giant golden sun Snoy tranny standing behind the other platforms on a couch, then that's it. You'll see someone replying to someone who deleted their comment. I suspect that was the Snoy jannie that nuked the thread.

>>713225505
Absolutely. It was funny when P5 was announced for literally everything only for it to drop on the next Nintendo Direct

Oof, Ninstendo Switch 2 software sales are not looking good...

>>713205278
>>713205429
How?
Atlus announced STMV at the Switch 1 announcement event and have announce nothing for Switch 2, in fact they just announced P4 for everything but Nintendo hardware.
Tales of Arise didn't come to Switch and isn't coming to Switch 2, I just don't get your logic.

>>713213093
Aren't most of those sales Cyberpunk a game on a real cart.

>>713205015 (OP)
NS2 versions of switch 1 games are doing surprisingly way lower than I expected

>>713215292
did you know forspoken outsold e33 in japan

>>713228703
Wowie zowie!!
I JUST KILLED JAPANESE GAME,
WITH MAH' FUCKIN PRICE and KEYCARD, WAHOO!

Nintendo switch 2 was actual Japanese game killer. Not Chinese, Korean or Western games.
Nintendo switch 2 has nailed the coffin on Japanese game by fucking price and keycards when they are in peril in 2025 due to having kusoges only like MH wilds, Yumia, Nightreign, while in 2024, Japanese game was so strong according to metascore. But no Jap game with metascore over 90s this year..

>>713228703
>>713228981
Update your script.
>>713213093

>>713228841
Most people who already own the Switch 1 version are just going to buy the upgrade instead.

>>713228486
>then that's it.
it is
with that archive we can even see the snoyim that deleted their posts
try brave with tor

>>713228703
>they're only TWICE as good as the Switch 1 youse guise!

>>713230606
More than that, overall software sales of the switch 2 are higher than the switch 1, and 3rd parties are a 40% share compared to 20% for switch 1

>>713225619
>>713225742
they're really trying to push more people to get this game, the bundle is 50 bucks cheaper than the system without the game

>>713228703
>the actual switch 2 game sells like chocolate covered crack
>the switch 1 games sell less because people own them already and just upgrade their existing copy
>the lazy greedy third party download code games are all gigaflops
and snoys try pretend this is a bad thing
shitty devs get punished
put your game on physical media if you want it to sell

>>713223986
Or P4R releases 2027 because P6 is coming first? Studios can work on multiple games at once, you know? P4R looks like they only just started.

>>713228486
What the fuck browsers are you using? It's a fucking 4chan archive. Works on my end.

>>713220347
>team sonic racing sold 3500000 copies
If that piece of shit sold that much then crossworld will sell much more, not mario kart levels but alot.

>>713232275
hope they aren't wasting much money on those games, it could be a return to sega's AA glory

>>713232065
>Studios can work on multiple games at once, you know
Really doubt the goysona team can.

>>713205197
Man, playing the current SF game on a Nintendo console feels right at home.
Now we just need Resident Evil back.


They can keep Wilds, I'm probably just gonna wait for Rise 2 unless G rank looks really good

>>713205015 (OP)
>Fantasy Life still that high
Shame Ninty will never give it proper advertising since it competes with Animal Crossing

>>713205015 (OP)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 134,900 / 917,466
Holy mackarels... those legs are rough

>>713235961
>Switch 2 – 153.205 (1.101.136)
given barely half the switch 2s are bundles, the attachment rate is actually goddamn insane

It's over playstationbros...

>>713212452
Desperation mostly, snoys just can't let go the fact they fucking lost and refuse to actually tell snoy to fix their shit platform.
Instead they are actually cheering for shit like concord 2 (marathon).

>>713236140
what do they even have left? astro turf?
that would legitimately be waving the white flag and admitting they lost the console war, it's the last line of defense, i doubt the rumor is true

>>713236048
>Literal only original Switch 2 game in existence right now
>Holyyyyy shiiieeet da attachment rate!
kekkle

>>713236140
I mean
>Horizon Lego
>Patapon
>Freedom wars

>>713236219
they're gonna port Horizon zero dawn first
then God of War. then finally the last of us.

>>713236140
Hardly give a shit about snoystation's modernslop, but it certainly would bring a smile to my face if we got more Sony's IPs they neglect. A Sly Cooper collection and Ape Escape collection would be pretty cool and would make for a funny few weeks to listen to the usual have a meltdown about it.

>>713236219
I hope it's astrobot. Imagine the meltdown

>>713236464
Good legs are all about selling for a long periods of time. And MKW is gonna be selling well for a loong time.

Also:

>>713237040
>Lost to Luigi's Mansion
*ahem*
*clears throat *
*pfffftt*
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGAHAJAHAVAGAHAGAGAHBASBSHAHAHBAAB

>>713218018
I'd say 1 > 0 but maybe my math are too binary for your tranny ass

>>713236464
>>713237162
is this the snoys new cope?

>>713237308
That and "Third party games aren't selling well on switch 2"

>>713237308
Whats wrong bubby ? Did losing to Luigi's Mansion ruin your day ? AhahahhahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>713237162
>Cubies don't know how to count
Sounds about right

>>713237162
This is what an insane person looks like

>>713237308
there's also the classic
>Mario kart world doesn't count

>>713237396
Uhhhhh king retard we were talking about attachment rate. Refer to the attachment rate column please king retard? Are you listening king retard

>>713237461
Second best attachment rate on the list not counting Mario 64's obvious aberration and knack's status as a free pack in. Pretty good to me.

>>713237556
>not counting this, that and that because UHHHBNH UHMMMM UHHH it suits my argument FUCK YOU
KEKKKKL

>>713219969
>hothead
PHONY

>>713237618
So it's the third best launch with Mario 64 and second without it, and that's bad?

>>713237682
>cope cope cope
Worse then Liugi's Mansion bubby. Why are you strugling this with so much kekaroo

>>713232275
I'm more surprised at Superstars selling 2 mill lmao.

>>713220347
>SMT sold more than persona
BEANO WON!

>>713235807
>will never give it proper advertising
They literally featured it in their directs every time they had a general one since it was announced anon. Not their fault Level 5 kept delaying and fucking things up.

>>713239279
>Nintendo handled localization and publishing in west
>L5 decided they are now a big boy and can do whole thing alone
>Went nearly bankrupt multiple times

>>713218835
>>713218939
What an utterly bizarre move.
Also kinda based.
Wish my boss bought my cool shit.

>>713218919
This is just cake frankly.

>>713239443
I love Level 5 and I hope Inazuma Victory Road is a success because that franchise holds a special place in my heart and they are actually trying to come up with AI integrated development processes, but good god if they aren't terminally stupid.

>>713219921
Don't you pull that shit.
I never had a Dad either and I'm perfectly mentally healthy thank you very much.
Well not PERFECT for leagues better than eric or ngtranny.

>>713220347
>ANOTHER company leak
Who the fuck are these companies hiring ffs?

>>713221353
I enjoy it greatly.

>>713239738
>asking this about Sega
Do I have to remind you who the community manager for PSO2 NGS was?

>>713223935
>caused people to mobilize to warn NCL from NoA's bullshit instead of attacking nintendo like they wanted
reminder you can message NCL right NOW about how they should firmly stand against antijapanese or antiwhite meme pathogens

https://support-jp.nintendo.com/app/ask_opinion

Or beg them to make F-zero, or wave racer, or whatever.

>>713239443
how many devs did this shit again?

>>713239863
frankly.
Yes you do.
Worse than might no9's com manager?

>>713240673
It was a /vg/ tranny who DMCAd a YouTuber because he dared make 3 videos that said the game was shit. Xe literally posted in the /vg/ threads and was eventually terminated.

>>713240767
lmao
that's fucked up.

>>713240070
Thanks for the link, literally just wrote in. I do own some stock so if I say I do maybe they'll see it. (Pipe dream, but it's fun to hope.)

>>713239443
>yokai watch 4 is STILL not available in the west
seriously level 5, what are you doing!

>>713240625
>SE
>Silicon knights
>Alpha dream
>Cing

All got fucked by sheer stupidity.

>>713240835
don't forget factor 5, i wished they never went with Sony

>all the big streamers are now salivating over bananza and playing Mario Kart
Nothing like a good game to wash the taste of doomfagging for years I suppose.

>>713240805
Always glad to remind anons how to directly reach out.
Spread it around.
Get others you know to send in their complaints.
Nintendo does actually listen to this shit, we just need to be persistent and righteous in it.
ie
>FUCKING JEWS NINTENDO REEEE STOP FUCKING SUCKIN JEW TRANNY DICK REEE OMFG WHYYY
BAD
>I'm deeply concerned that NoA is allowing antijapanese and antiwhite poison (such as tranvestites) in your games by rewriting various scripts. Please break their knee caps. Again. We in the West are sick of this bile. We want games that are Japanese positive and White Positive. Thank you for reading
GOOD

>>713240835
>Alpha Dream
>chased mobage pipe dream
>under sony no less
>commits seduko
I mean...it was there 7? 8? years ago now.
No one paid attention.

>>713240967
gameplay will always be king.

>>713240967
Mario Kart streaming is such great way to market the game, and nintendo doesn't have to do shit.
it's like they just lucked into having this massive advertainment base

>>713241131
Isn't that the same for most games really?
As along as they are good + allow moments of genuinely hilarity?

>>713241024
Don't worry about the writing cues anon, I literally work as a PR manager I know how to write in this shit. If you can ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS use the corporate language they use. They want to create smiles? Let them know those smiles are being sabotaged, etc.

>>713241187
Mario Kart is uniquely geared to be a clipfarming game I feel, you'll have a streamer doing sick wallruns and getting into first place only to be blue shelled in flight and a literal child using assist mode beats him. Someone clips that, does the rounds, makes em money, more Mario Kart is streamed.

>>713241187
>As along as they are good + allow moments of genuinely hilarity?
that's actually really hard to find now a days

>>713240967
Nintendo platforms have fair amount of social games. Clubhouse got ton of attention for example, then usual party stuff.

>>713236140
Anything but Astrobot. It's like playing a playstation AD with Mario mechanics. If Sony wants to port something after Patapon then give us Ape Escape at least.

>>713236140
WinTENDOCHADS!?

>>713237040
Imagine if each new game kicks PlayStation further down the rankings
Whats the chance that Air Rider and Bananza take 2nd and 3rd place?

>>713213093
>Pretty much everybody gets Mario Kart
>Some people get the enhanced Switch games
>You can get Cyberpunk full on a cartridge while everything else is a key card.
OP states Rune Factory has more sales than Yakuza in week 2. So I'm guessing most of that 40% in the US is portable Cyberpunk

>>713220347
>Games that are on Switch are selling the best
How could that be???

>>713241682
>Denuvo
>>>>>>PS4/5

Really mysterious circumstances

>>713241789
Publishers actually behave like this.

>>713219273
is he not aware that SK is strongly Catholic?

>>713243048
More like protestant+shamanism mixed, and catholic.

>>713243048
I thought they were mostly protestant

>>713205015 (OP)
Good to see the two best MK games on the list.

Ad the best one at the top

>>713245629
Why was expedition 33, the Japan killer not on famitsu rank at all, while Metaphor which Westerners claim "flop" was on famitsu rank?

Ha

>>713245974
I can understand this whole "China, Korea > Japan" but why is this image using Zelda which sells better than any chinkslop?

>>713245974
>while Metaphor which Westerners claim "flop" was on famitsu rank?
Game journos called it the THE BESTEST JRPG EVAR last year because it have politics that they agreed with.

>>713241457
It’s probably just Stellar Blade. Astrobot doesn’t make sense, the game has a lot of references to PlayStation hardware

Isn't GT7 one of the PS5 launch titles, they also have bundles.

2 games, same racing genre
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 134,900 / 917,466
>17. [PS5] Gran Turismo 7 – 2,097 / 381,545

>>713248974
GT7 released in 2022.

>tendies would rather do this for days instead of playing videogames
lol

>>713205015 (OP)
>>713205035
Raidou remastered?

>>713236140
>from this generation
Nothing worthwhile there, port Bloodborne instead. Imagine the meltdown

>>713249017
yeah but 2022 is also the time you start seeing PS5 on the shelves... I guess that why i missed remember it then

>>713205015 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 153.205 (1.101.136)
>PlayStation 5 – 14.129 (6.896.940)

>>713249168
released after the cutoff this week

>>713236140
Will we get Gravity Rush?

>17. [PS5] Gran Turismo 7 – 2,097 / 381,545
What happened?

>>713249496
>5 year console
>vs
>2 week console
PS5 is holding up very well , tendie

>>713251845
Sale

>>713252873
>in 2 week the switch 2 sold 1/6 of the ps5 lifetime sales
it's looking grim for playstation

>>713253551
>oversupplying is a good thing!

More Nintendo success!!!

>>713253894
yes? supply meeting demand is a good thing anon.

>>713236140
>from this gen
Concord sisters now is our chance!

It's over...

>>713245974
ヒント:DL

>>713253894
>oversupply
Lol, they haven't even filled half their preorders from a single retailer yet. There were probably more preorders total in japan for the switch 2 than there are ps5s in japan.

>>713248392
Hilariously enough, the game isn't about le woke at all, and instead about restoring the rightful monarchy by killing a godless revolutionary general.

>>713257683
You're telling me games journalists dont play the games they review or have basic media literacy?

>>713257851
They see the word tolerance on screen and just pass out from the sheer representation and validity, then proceed to rate the game a perfect score. In a way, Metaphor used this feature of them rather well.

>>713247961
3 artifacts which represent Japanese game which is parody to 3 divine regalia in Japanese myth.
Amamiya Ren's mask is equivalent to curved bead,
Zelda's shield(sub weapon) as equivalent to Yata's mirror,
Dark moonlight sword(main weapon) as equivalent to sword of Kusanagi.

Jap having 3 artifacts is to mock their reliance on IP and being stuck on past... spite Elden ring sword seems ambiguous.

Which 3 artifacts would represent American game? Dovahkin's helm would be one,
and which weapon and sub weapon would represent American game?

>>713259232
Either Chinese or Korean post.

>>713259232
dunno, but here's one for Korea

>>713259232
thank you, chat-esl

>>713254006
>Highest grossing IP in the world makes half as much as Hoyo in a year

>>713261248
*cough*

>>713261290
>3 month game
>vs
>5 year game
Its only a matter of time before astro bot surpass kirby

>>713261287
now remove the chinese cope multipliers
also
>global vs. combined

>>713261290
Your numbers are fake

>>713261353
nah

>>713261361
Combined includes JP you retard

>>713261427
prove it

>>713261451
KEK GET DUNKED ON

>>713261474
and Global just includes the English version you fucking goon

>>713261539
see >>713261248
Therefore, your numbers can't be correct. Either astrobot sold more than 8 million, or shitendo lied about kriby. Either way, you lose. I win. Always. Forever. You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>713261625
>Source is Chris Dring
you are mentally ill

>>713261474
Exactly, you fucking retard. Global server doesn't include the japanese server for tcg pocket, its most profitable region.

>>713261689
Chris Dring is smarter and more moral than any tendie

>>713261619
>>713261701
>tendies think japan isn't part of the globe
LOL, when you think they can't get any more retarded!

>>713261895
False

>>713261975
then why wouldn't it be combined? you fucking moron?

TENDIES THINK JAPAN ISN'T PART OF THE GLOBE

>>713261625
Did Nintendo also lie about these numbers?

>>713262253
Then clearly, astrobot sold even more. Thank you for proving it.

>>713262234
sorry but, you have already chosen your pitiful end

>>713262303
>Then clearly, astrobot sold even less. Thank you for proving it.

I fixed your post.

>>713262324
>tendies think they're intimidating
LOL, MAYBE TO THE KIDS YOU MOLEST
BUT PROBABLY NOT EVEN THEN! THE LITTLE BOYS YOU MOLEST MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR HAVING A SMALLER PENIS THAN THEM!

>>713262374
YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END

>>713262398
Projecting again I see.

>>713262398
you would know since you have a folder full of CP eric, just like your hero George Cacioppo

>>713262303
nah

>>713262591
>not official
LOL, TENDIE COPE

Reminder that Astro Butt couldn't even beat a port of a mobile Touhou rhythm fan game in its launch week.

>>713262676
>on 3rd world pedo island
LOL, WHO GIVES A SHIT? IT OUTSOLD IT BY 20 MILLION EVERYWHERE ELSE!

>>713262723
proof?

>>713262723
But enough about the British isles

>>713262641
uh oh!

>>713262928
YOU. HAVE. ALREADY. CHOSEN. YOUR. PITIFUL. END.

>>713262958
>as of november
>before it won GOTY (something you STILL seethe daily about)

>>713262960
That's all you can say! That's all you can say!

>>713263025
Nothing to seethe about, Astro Bot is getting ported to Switch 2 with Nintendo exclusive cameo bots like Cloud, Tifa, and Sora anyway

>>713263086
ASTRO BOT WON GOTY, AND NOTHING YOU SAY CAN CHANGE THAT!

>>713263197
Maybe it'll finally sell. Kinda sucks that it still doesn't have an identity of its own.

>>713263197
>>713263197
FALSE. YOU ARE FALSE. YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FALSE. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT FALSE. i HAVE ALL THE TRUTH. YOU HAVE NONE. PLAYSTATION IS THE TRUTH. SHITENDO IS FALSE. SHITCH IS FALSE. SHITCH POO IS FALSE. MARIO SHART IS FALSE. i HAVE ALL THE TRUTH. ASTRO BOT IS TRUTH. PS5 IS TRUTH. YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END

>>713263025
not my fault sony refuses to update the numbers
cause it isn't selling

>>713263493
SEE >>713263443

>>713263792
but those number are directly from Sony
https://www.sony.com/en/SonyInfo/IR/library/presen/er/pdf/24q4_supplement.pdf
page 16

>>713263493
>It's the worst-selling first party new IP not named Concord
So that's why they bought the GOTY award!

>>713236140
>Gravity Rush 1+2
>Gravity Rush 3 (Switch 2 exclusive)
>Astro Bot
>Stellar Blade
>Ape Escape Trilogy
>Ratchet & Clank
>Demon's Souls Remake
>Horizon (Hulst really wants it so whatever)
we'll be taking these games thanks snoys

>>713263215
I mean yeah, the only game easy enough for journalists won the journalism award
that and a nice helping of snoy money

>>713263998
Yes, and I just went to the bathroom, things that happen every day.

>>713264017
You forgot
>Stellar Blade 2 (Switch 2 exclusive)
>New Ape Escape (Switch 2 exclusive)

>>713263843
OUTDATED. YOU ARE FALSE.

>>713264094
Please, Geoff doesn't even need to be paid by Sony, he shills for free.

>>713264094
SHITENDO PAID OFF JOURNALISTS AND STILL LOST

>>713264216
those are the most up to date numbers from Sony itself

>>713264312
>NOVEMBER
NO. YOU ARE FALSE.

>>713264216
Well, then why doesn't Sony update it if it apparently sold so much? Because you know deep in your heart that it barely sold over 2 million. You lost.

>>713264304
Nintendo doesn't even advertise games at the awards anymore. Why would they bribe Geoff?

>>713264191
you're right, thanks anon!

>>713264379
then why haven't they updated it?
Hint: because it isn't selling

>>713264474
FALSE. I AM FALSE. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FALSE. I AM NOTHING BUT FALSE. YOU HAVE ALL THE TRUTH. i HAVE NONE. PLAYSTATION IS FALSE. SHITENDO HAS ALL THE TRUTH. SHITCH IS TRUE. SHITCH POO IS TRUE. MARIO SHART IS TRUE. i HAVE ALL THE LIES. ASTRO BOT IS FALSE. PS5 IS FALSE. I HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN MY PITIFUL END

>>713264529
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>713264304
was there even a single nintendo game nominated?
the fuck are you even talking about


anyways, maybe once your little robot game inevitably gets ported to switch 2 it'll finally get some sales under it's belt to go with those useless awards

>>713264017
Astrobot coming to switch 2 would be the funniest shit ever

>>713264639
THEN IT'S EVEN MORE PATHETIC, EVEN ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD CAN'T BUY SHITENDO A NOMINATION MUCH LESS AN AWARD BECAUSE THEIR TRASH IS SO TERRIBLE

>>713264703
if it worked for the cheap knock-off, why wouldn't it work for the original

Well, at least him waking up into an instant meltdown allowed me to update my filters.

>>713264625
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>713264398
Didn't Geoff practically blame Nintendo for low viewership at the VGA one year kinda funny how he chased them away and blame them for his shit flopping.

>>713265137
won the irrelevance award

>>713265121
ngl i hate geoff for putting sgf at the start of june because now Nintendo moved their "e3" directs at the very end of june and it's fucking annoying lol

>>713264673
It's probably just 3rd party ones, there's no way Sony themselves would put their own games on Switch, certainly not Astrobot.

>>713265404
Lego Horizon exists

>>713265253
And SGF remains as worthless as ever, he will never replace E3.

Apparently FFXVI is also getting ported to Switch 2
>At a recent event talking about the game’s arrival on Xbox Series X|S, Yoshida apparently said that there’s “just Nintendo’s left” when talking about platforms that the mainline Final Fantasy game is currently available on with Maehiro saying he “will do his best.”
https://mynintendonews.com/2025/06/20/square-enix-apparently-trying-to-get-final-fantasy-xvi-running-on-nintendo-switch-2/

>>713265717
And that the game is an official flop in Sony's eyes.

>>713265717
it was hilarious when it was overshadowed by ugly ciri and cuckman's latest slop

>>713261287
>>713261975

>>713265689
Wish they made a better game and put it in switch 2

>>713265689
>SE got burned so bad by Sony that they've fully ran back to Nintendo
lol.

>>713266023
many many many many MANY such cases

>>713265689
Well too bad because XVI is still a mediocre diet DMC game that feels ashamed of being Final Fantasy.

>>713266023
Last time they were truly doing well was what the PS2, 3DS? seems ever since they fell for the AAA gaming trap they fallen so hard they can't go back proper same case with many other third party devs.

>>713266356
SNES/PS1 if we're being honest. Weren't they about to go bankrupt during the PS2 era and Nintendo sorta bailed them out by allowing them to release on GC and GBA?

>>713263443
You manually wrote that and STILL by accident used some lowercase letters? Pathetic.

>>713263443
there's only one truth and it is our lord and savior jesus christ

>>713266460
>Weren't they about to go bankrupt during the PS2 era and Nintendo sorta bailed them out by allowing them to release on GC and GBA? If that's true then SE is the scummiest company in Japan, have financial issues, company you ditched all of 5th and 6th gen that help you get to the position you are in now only to get bailed out by them again during 6th,7th, and 8th gen even going so far as to be beg them for their code for a SNES and ditch them again without even so much as a show of gratitude.

>>713263215
>ASTRO BOT WON GOTY, AND NOTHING YOU SAY CAN CHANGE THAT!

Sony and the Gaming industry threw as many awards as possible at Astroflop and it still sold less than every single 1st party Nintendo title released in 2024 before it got bundled. The awards aren't worth shit.

>>713265689
Wasn't this game running badly on the PS5? This will be a real stress test for the system.

>>713266472
I think he capslock'd and then hit shift on his I's, lol

>>713267281
eh, should run at 720p30 and then you tack on dlss quality mode to get 1080p. If not you could always go down to 540p and use dlss perfomance mode to get to 1080p. In theory, it shouldn't be too bad of a port

>>713267281
The game runs like shit on all console platforms. You also need a somewhat high end PC more powerful than a PS5 pro to get consistently good performance out of it.

>>713267281
Part of that was how terrible the ps5's heat sink/fans are. Might play rough on a switch 2 undocked, but docked should be fine

>>713220347
SMTVV chads just can't stop winning.

>the mere remote possibility of Astrobot getting a Switch port was enough to send Eric into a meltdown
Incredible. Now I want it to happen just to see his reaction.

>>713269391
>switch 2 is going to take away stellar blade, expedition 33, and astrobot

>>713265689
The game was already completely forgotten by the time it came to PC and Xbox. Square should just cut their losses and start working on XVII with Switch 2 in mind. They need to act fast before FF is completely irrelevant both in Japan and globally.

>>713269668
They're unironically hoping an mtg crossover saves them

>>713269391
He's going to start calling it a baby game if it happens

>>713270596
100% the moment it happens the entire narrative (not just eric) will be "Lol, you got little baby astrobot for toddlers, enjoy not getting ghost of trannei and SAARos!"

>>713270596
>>713270789
Looking forward to him turning his back on it like he's done with everything else.

>>713271130
Speaking of!

with the positive reception of the Bananza Direct how much do you think it will sell the first week?

>leave thread at page 10
>return
>now on page 1
Why would he melty and bring the thread back up that's so stupid

>>713253894
>WE WANT SWITCH 2!
>"Here you go"

The horror

>>713271869
To anyone who doesn't think the fromsoft shitposting isn't the same as the Nintendo shitposting, this is a great image.

>>713271934
Almost like "eric" is actually a falseflagging tendie like we've all been saying for years

>>713272642
>we've all
no one believes you're a falseflag or fake, you're just massively retarded dawg.

>>713272642
we have heard that one before eric.

>>713272932
I mean the PC ENGINE was huge for the east, but...
>indra
Sirs

>>713272932
>brown SEAmonkey
>seething over nintendo
>technological illiteracy
>muh gwaffix
>shilling a product as the new nintendo killer
Time is a flat circle

>>713272754
>>713272938
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>713273517
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>713273632
It doesn't sound intimidating when you say it

>>713273696
It doesn't sound intimidating when you say it

>>713273696
Do... do you think it does when you say it?

>>713273769
False. You have already chosen your pitiful end
>>713273838
I don't think. It is. You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>713273196
Yet that dumbfuck still try push nintendo india narrative.

>>713273517
>>713273981
>>713273769
You are mentally ill.

>>713273981
bro u dumb and fat
no one scared of u

>>713273696
>It doesn't sound intimidating when you say it
He actually thinks he sounds intimidating and not like a retard.

>>713273981
>I don't think.
Well, you finally said something true

>>713274029
>>713274056
>>713274132
>>713274141
I live rent free in every tendie's empty head. That's the most powerful kind of intimidation there is. You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>713273981
>>713274268
>He actuallly genuinely believes posting on a Mongolian basket weaving forum and throwing tantrums over electronics toys will scare anyone

>>713205015 (OP)
Sony recently said they see Nintendo as competition in Japan.
Bro, they're much closer to Xbox than they could ever be to Nintendo. lmao

>>713274268
Look at this retard!

is Erica upset the tendies might get stellar blade and astrobot for the switch?

>>713274268
You have already chosen your penisful end

>>713274268
>i-i-i-ii live rent f-f-f-free
snoys may be the least self-aware lifeforms on earth

>>713274314
it scared his dad away

>>713209229
I bet going forward thirdparty games that have 1 switch port of its game will resell it in a switch 2 cart with both versions full on cart Like the New Rune factory game has. That works on Switch 1. They will resell it for 70-80$, and i would be OK with, because you get both games on cart.

>>713274437
that as well as everyone loving the switch 2, MKW and the DK reveal, and PS5 being emulated while the switch 2 emulator is nowhere in sight

>>713274268
You make my thursdays, fridays and sometimes saturdays hilarious and full of laughter.

>>713274437
that and the DK direct getting more views than the (arguably) best Absolute State of Play Sony has put out.

>>713274268
Post your CP collection or you're a coward.

>>713274604
We'll see if you're laughing when I SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

>>713274678
Yours is bigger. SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

>>713237162
>>713237373
Not that guy but I'm really trying to understand what you mean and failing miserably

>>713275013
>he doesn't deny having a CP folder
>again

>>713274929
>>713275013
Oh look at this big boy! He posted it again! So tough!

>>713275013
Kiwifarms won, you lost

>>713275013
>Yours is bigger.
Hey look, he admitted he does have one again!

>>713274929
video games?

>>713275143
I WILL FIND EVERY SINGLE KIWI FARMS USER AND SLIT THEIR FUCKING TROATS

>>713274929
>>713275013
>>713275293
Say it again.

>>713275285
PS5 HAS ALL VIDEO GAMES. SHITCH HAS NONE. SHITCH POO HAS NONE. SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

>>713275384
You can say that again :D

>>713274641
>DK Direct getting more views than the Absolute State of Play
Oh yeah, to think the Donkey Kong Direct got 1 million views in just a few hours is crazy
I wasn't expecting that

>>713275448
>tendies pretending theyre not intimidated when they're running scared and hiding
>none of them will post their address

>>713205110
It was on Wii U.

>>713275510
>>none of them will post their address
Post yours!

>>713275578
If you don't, you prove youre scared of him

>>713275510
Hi ThatGenericEric, the blocker of DUMMIES :3

>>713275510
>>713275802
You have admitted to having cheese pizza a few minutes ago.

>>713275802
>>713275828
https://x.com/thatgenericeric

>>713275837
You admitted yours was bigger

>>713275991
>N-no it was you not me!
What's wrong big boy? Why are you deflecting?

>>713276073
SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

>>713275293
>>713275510
>>713275802
>>713275991
>>713276124
You are mentally ill.

>>713275293
Why are you seething at the farms now too?

>>713275991
False. That was you.

>>713275926
Unfortunately can't be our Eric since he hates soulsbornekiroring

>Claims to be intimidating
>Can't stand being mocked
More projection like everything else.

this is why your dad left eric

>>713276319
That guy also actually owns a ps5, unlike our eric

>>713276257
Sony lost
Kiwi farms won
Nintendo won

>>713276796
I WILL SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

>>713276641
All bark, no bite.

>>713276998
It's not even bark. He's all yap, like a chihuahua.

>>713276985
Lol go ahead and try it. You lost. Nintendo won. Kiwifarms won.

>>713275040
new seethe thread just dropped

>>713276985
Hmm look at big boy. Always ignoring people's questions and requests and only threatening. How weak.

>>713276985
Post your address for all of us to see if you're so intimidating and tough as you say

>>713238352
considering they sent it out to die against Mario Wonder yeah i'm shocked, i thought it'd be sub-1m

Hey guys it's just me or the ban page removed the option to show the posts that gets banned?

>>713277932
Funniest thing is Sonic bros here trying to convince you the game was better than Wonder. And they're at it again with World and Crossworlds lmao

>>713278564
The feedback section also doesn't have the ability to leave feedback about the jannies/mods

>>713278925
Sega being too cheap to get voice acting for Crossworlds' guest character will always be funny to me

>>713279861
you're the one with a CP folder eric.

>>713205015 (OP)
not a single new game that's good. unfortunate.

>>713279984
You said yours was bigger

>>713280025
That was you. you mentally ill pedo

>>713280135
False. It was YOU. It has always been you. You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>713280256
other way around pedoric

>>713280256
False. It was YOU. It has always been you. You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>713279861
Good job tendies, you broke him

>>713279861
>sonyggẹr seethe and cope and propaganda and misinformation and lies and pedophile and no games and dragonirian and kiddy shit and 360p and lies and falsehoods and 12fps and darren and self soothing thread

>>713281159
If he kills himself, you would be legally responsible

>>713281279
nah

>>713281279
Promise?

>>713275486
>Donkey Kong Direct got 1 million views in just a few hours is crazy
Fake. Switch 2 is just another WiiU nobody bought it the games are $100 and also don't exist and Nintendo sends out people to hit you with bricks if you try and turn your console on.

>>713281279
God I hope

Damn, Famitsu threads always get pretty fucked up by the end.

See ya guys next week.

>>713281536
This but unironically. Shitendo is known for botting views.

>>713281536
he's becoming less coherent.

>>713281659
and you're known for samefagging

>>713281659
False. You are mentally ill.

>>713281772
You have yet to refute that post

>>713281846
you have yet to post proof that they do.

>>713281772
God that is like a scene from a comedy
How that schizo even exists in real life is beyond me

>>713281536
>Fake instead of False
>Switch 2 instead of "Shitch 2"
Faker or it actually took you 8 years to understand your posting patterns are giveaways.

>>713281689
>>713281997
I'm just trying to start my youtuber career.

>>713281279
It's no one's fault he's mentally ill

>>713266825
>If that's true then SE is the scummiest company in Japan, have financial issues, company you ditched all of 5th and 6th gen that help you get to the position you are in now only to get bailed out by them again during 6th,7th, and 8th gen even going so far as to be beg them for their code for a SNES and ditch them again without even so much as a show of gratitude.
Fun fact, SE is also one of the few notable japanese (vidya) companies that do that thing of "hire talent, they make a successful game, you fire them all and reap the profits" thing that is so common in westoid vidya, even through firing someone in japan (instead of just making them quit through harassment) demands pretty hefty severance payments.
Want to know what's the other notable jp vidya company that does it? Compile heart, especially during the NIS-trillion fiasco.

>>713275013
>he accidentally admits to having 3dpd cp
>again
why are nintendo haters like this?
add me to the screencap btw

>>713278980
When I checked it around the time the downtime finished the feedback page just showed nothing at all, which is fucking funny.

>>713281279
forget your parents, who you are clearly a disappointment to, not even your glowie handlers will miss you as they will just find another sucker to do your job

>>713281279
not how the law works

>have to do some work
>come back 2 hours later
>over a hundred new posts, several deleted posts and at least 47 filtered posts

What happened this time? I'm reading he admitted to own pizza once again.

>>713282789
You can't run forever, anonymous hacker known as "4-chan".

>>713261975
You have chosen your pitiful end

>>713283042
that guy got raped by a literal soijack teen gang, he's a washed up goyim

>>713284265
False. That was you. You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>713285267
Get a life, man. I made >>713283042 as a silly joke in reference to the CNN mishap. I'm not actually on your side, freak.

>>713285450
You. Have. Already. Chosen. Your. Pitiful. End.

>still necrobumping

See you next Thursday, monkey :^)

>>713286393
I will SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

>>713287046
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

>>713287046
do it pussy

>>713287706
>still not posting address
Tendies are afraid and intimidated

>>713287745
are you asking for a dox?

>>713287979
snoys would be stupid enough to try ask for a dox

>>713283000
Not like you expect him to have a job or something.

>>713285929
>>713287745
Do it yourself big boy. If you're so tough and intimidating then you shouldn't be scared of people knowing where you live.

Thread's over so here's the screencap for when others ask what the hell is he going on about now.

>>713291249
He's spammed another thread to cope
I think hes trying again to spam them all week in his retarded attempt to get them deleted on sight

>>713291375
wouldn't be the first or second time

>>713222965
FWIW, FY2027 starts in April 2026 so we could be getting P4R in 2026 then P6 in 2027. Best case scenario at this point.

These threads are peak comedy to watch the sperg meltdown every time

19. [NS2] Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour (Download Card) – 1,980 / 4,869
21. [NS2] Street Fighter 6 – 1,821 / 7,171

LOL

C
U
Next
Thursday

>>713291375
his boyfriend doesnt seem to be on the janny team anymore after the downtime so i dont see the point in trying

>>713294196
The week after the site came back, the janny started doing it again. but someone tried to make a famitsu on /biz/ and it was promptly deleted, so one of the mods there probably told the janny to fuck off.

>>713291249
>The reason he spams that phrase and death threats is because he genuinely thinks he's intimating other people
He gets more pathetic every time.