Thread 713206349

Pauline is cute

>>713206349 (OP)
No not really

>>713206349 (OP)
Indeed
holy SOVL

>>713206349 (OP)
Kill yourself

>>713206349 (OP)
Just watch porn

>>713206349 (OP)
She looks like a Jimmy Neutron character which I don't think is a bad thing.

>>713206349 (OP)
sex

>>713206349 (OP)
ZAMN

>>713206349 (OP)
Dk is funny

>>713206349 (OP)
That is someone's wife.

>>713206349 (OP)
I really don't like the artstyle

>>713206349 (OP)
Nintendo India thread

call me when her model has been ripped into sfm

>>713206498
I miss when this was a meme you only occasionally saw thrown around here and you didnt have eight thousand xitter niggers making them and spamming them onto anything they thought was remotely good

>>713206979
Unless you plan on producing wholesome artwork, we will not call you.

>>713207076
lol
lmao even
wholesome, yeah sure
wholesome of this dick

>>713206349 (OP)
Very true

>>713206918
Unlike Microsoft and Sony, Nintendo has zero presence in India

>>713207205
Then we will not call you.

>Draw a loli
>Call her a hebe (officially 13 years old)
Everybody fucking loses

>>713207305
You mean everyone wins

>>713206349 (OP)
No she isn't. Her adult model is ugly, and her child model is as well.
Nintendo zealots are so desperate to shill this boring looking game that they've mindfreaked themselves into obsessing over a lump of clay with eyeliner.

>>713207305
That "13" is cope. She looks like she's 8

>>713207076
>>713207297
Who the fuck is “we”? Speak for yourself redditnigger

She looks like Mario.

>>713206349 (OP)
Disgusting midget

>>713206349 (OP)
I want a daughter so bad

>>713206349 (OP)
Can't wait for the Amiibo

>>713207401
wow dude youre a little faggot

>>713207230
Calling any of the big console corps indian is false honestly. India is a videogame market which is 90% mobile slop. Only way to get a XBOX or Playstation is through dedicated shops and its overpriced so nobody over there does it and the country doesn't even have Steam users cause local laws block most payment providers. Check an online list of the most popular games in India and its shit like Candy Crush, PUBG mobile and Crash of Clans. Nobody over there does PC or console gaming.

>>713207536
>anon doesnt know what a life vest is

>>713206349 (OP)
She's a slut

>>713207643
>life vests make you look fat
Time for you to go for a walk.

>>713207795
>has freckles or not dependent on the costume
This makes no fucking sense

>>713207795
She's a child

>>713208027
she's wearing makeup here anon...

>>713207297
lol deal with it

>>713208092
Why would she cover up her charm point?

>>713208062
A CHILD OF WHAT?

>>713207642
Sure, it's relative. The entire console market in India probably isn't even 1/100 of the US market

>>713207976
yes they do
i know something as complex as a life vest is something of a legend to you browns, but they do make you look fatter

>>713208151
God

I like her outfit, don't like the face or hair.

>>713207230
>He thinks companies don't hire India shills

>>713207305
Either she is Pauline Jr with Mario's shit manlet genes or Nintendo are retards

>>713208062
She slept with DK. Slut

she looks like a brat that needs a good spanking

I thought this game wasn't out yet? What's with all the footage?

>>713195010
>>713195010
>>713195010
>already practicing for her future as a "performer."

>>713208496
The traditional direct that spoils the entire game

>>713206349 (OP)
she really is

>>713208289
It has to be the former.
All of that buildup with Pauline in Super Mario Odyssey can't be all for nothing.

>>713208143
Some people (see: asians, tasteless homosexuals) look at freckles like a blemish

>>713206349 (OP)
girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond

>>713206592
She looks way better than those ghoulish jimmy neutron models

>>713207051
Then theres that guy trying to "conquer" gifs.

>>713208779
oh good, it's the actual pedophile

>>713209024
The board? Could you elaborate?

>>713206349 (OP)
Since this game seems to be a prequel, and pauline is the only one being voiced, let's predict some of her dialogue

>Oh, DK, I didn't know you played the bongos, that's really cool!, i guess you're some sort of Kongo Bongo hero, huh.

>>713206349 (OP)
i want to tickle her cute lil potato feet

>>713208167
Selling 104 PS5 vs selling 23 XBOXs is technically still a win for Sony i guess.
But yeah - Consoles over there are super niche.

Ranjid asks his mom for a Playstation and she hits him as the result cause they need to feed him and his 8 siblings instead. And the first device he gets outside of his shitty phone is his work laptop provided by the company which runs Ubuntu cause India and nobody is paying for Windows licenses over there.
And you can't even install Steam on that shitty ancient Ubuntu work laptop and get games cause the only way to buy Steam games in India is with non-indian credit cards or services like Novapay who do the third-party banking shit for you.
0.05% of Steam users are bulgarian and thats still a bigger userbase than indian Steam users.

>>713206773
>Mario and Peach just friends
I was thinking about this a few weeks back. She does give Mario a kiss occasionally, but after Odyssey yeah it seems weird:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS0uB2-VdSw

>>713208721
freckles are a blemish. Only tumblr faggots are into skin cancer.

>>713206349 (OP)
cute tiny loli nippies

>>713209664
Ching chong bing bong to you too

So I heard that gorillas have the small dongs. It's almost like they're made small vagoos.

>>713209557
>Wow DK, you're really at home down here. It's almost like we're inside some kind of Donkey Kong Country!

why is little baby pauline wearing lipstick? are they that insecure of her design that people won't recognize her?

I JUST CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT DONKEY KONG!

>>713206778
kek

>>713210960
*poops diaper*

>>713210917
she isn't?
she's only wearing lipstick here >>713207795 which is outfit-specific.

>>713210917
>sees a young girl
>"wHy Is ShE wEaRiNg ThAt OuTfIt Is HeR pArEnTs TrYiNg To PiMp HeR??!??

>>713206349 (OP)
yet troon kong is ugly.
sorry not buying.

>>713206349 (OP)
She's overly expressive, making soi/tiktok faces. Nintendo used to produce honest expression in their animations baka

Pauline had better rap in this game.

>>713209268
Cute!

>>713211403
only a little bit. her features never stretch beyond reasonable bound or brake model too much.
TK on the other is terrible. every facial expression is this ugly as fuck blown out abomination.

the freckles increase her breedability 10fold

brat

>>713206349 (OP)
PLAP

>>713208550
>spoils the entire game

He hasn't been shown yet

>>713211480
There is a non 0% chance she'll sing the DK rap

>>713209268
gooner vs brat

>>713214224
>Grumpy kong makes crocodile statue bosses
>Void Kong has vein in his eyes and golden teeth
>Bananzas can literally give you shape shifting powers
I wouldn't be surprised if Void Kong is actually K.Rool or working for him

>>713206778
retard

>>713214659
groomer* and his future wife

>>713214838
based

>>713206349 (OP)
Cute enough to raise!

>>713211989
faggot

>>713214838
He is a monkey, he won't wait for that long

>>713206979
>using Source Filmmaker
>in 2025
ngmi

>>713206773
Does Bowser gets Peach then?

>>713215419
I don't know.

>>713206349 (OP)
Nintendo is either blissfully unaware of what they just unleashed, or very aware and as intended.

>>713210323
lolicucks have one joke.

>>713215483
He better, Mario can't have two chicks on hold

>>713207795
Her wearing the makeup of her grown up version makes me uncomfortable

>>713214838
full

>>713209805
enough about that faggotry, k rool will get his grand return

>>713215419
Who else mothered Bowser Jr?

>>713208314
why is she giving a sieg heil?

>>713215635
Yeah, it gets me bricked up too

You wouldn't a monkey, right anon?

>>713215754
A strand of Peach's hair combined with test tube Kamek magic?

>>713207795
Nitendo... What were they thinking?

Damn brat, she's provoking us!

>>713207795
you are a mega faggot

I cant wait for the ending of the game where Stanley reveals himself as the true mastermind and is using a mind controlled K.Rool to go fight and distract DK, while he drunkenly and angrily shoves little Pauline into his van to violently/sexually take out his frustration on being abandoned by history while this skank slut gets renewed interest and is beloved.

>>713215737
That is full OF D. K.... DONKEY KONG! HUH!

>>713216041
Humanity has already answered that question so I don't feel I need to

>>713216041
imagine if she was also cunny

>>713216645
i hope Tiny Kong is in the game

>>713216520
Man-made just like COVID

>>713216645
she'd be a million times better.
>>713216041
I would.

>>713215754
Imagine if they made that Canon

>>713206349 (OP)
She looks like a bimbo. The lips have gotta go.

Has Nintendo started marketing towards pedos?

>>713215320
meds now, everyone are using gmod, even the skibidi creator.

>>713206349 (OP)
She was cuter in the leaked artwork.

>>713206773
Brunettes are better anyways

>>713217971
It's one of the outfits. Vampire outfit. She had fangs and her hair was black.

>>713217906
they did like 10 years ago with Splatoon. or even before that with Pokemon

sorry shes ugly

>>713214931
Why you trying not to laugh, DK? That's disrespectful as shit, bro.

sorry shes cute

>>713207795
I wasn't convinced until I saw this outfit
boooooooioioioioioing

>>713217906
They know most adult Nintendo fans are sexual deviants, better milk easy money from them

>>713217906
>suddenly

>>713206349 (OP)
Cringe TikTok animation. Fuck china

>>713210960
>pragmata_threads.gif

>>713207305
>she's legal
>this is somehow a 'loss'

>>713206778
well crafted bit of humor that

will there be an emu by the time this launches

>VoidCo are Kongs
>with the same naming scheme as the rest of the Kongs

yeah theyre being tricked or possessed by something else
i hope theyre part of the main cast down the line

>>713208237
>those low res pixelated shadows.
literally worse than mario odyssey. nice "next gen" piece of shit.

>>713222320
>with the same naming scheme as the rest of the Kongs
except for void

>>713208062
Out of 10!

>>713216520
>patient zero was a gay Canadian man who even when he knew he has some crazy infectious disease, absolutely refused to stop attending gangbangs spreading it to hundreds of other people

>Time Travel
>Void Rocks de-age you
>Paula is the daughter of Lady and Jumpman, and the secret third Mario sibling
>Cranky Kong exists in a singularity, and is immune to retcons

What other theories are there?

>>713207051
As long as I get to see Scorsese make people seethe I'm good.

>>713218054
>spamming lolifaggotry again

>>713217906
pretty sure it’s you projecting your mental desires.

brat needs correction
https://files.catbox.moe/9dg7dh.jpeg

>>713206773
Can you stop posting this retarded 'theory'

>>713216262
>>713223184
K. Rool won't be in the game, bro. You lost. Lolichads won. Stop crying

>>713223259
pedos are gonna do that but in this case I do think nintendo are pedos.
DK & pauline are based off the story of King Kong.
Where he falls in love with a woman and kidnaps her. Making her a little girl is such an obviously bad idea and I have no idea what the fuck they they're doing.

>>713196553
YWNBAW

>>713206592
Jimmy Neutron characters can look okay if they wanted see Beautiful Gorgeous.

>>713207795
Holy SEX
Am I REALLY about to waste $450 on a fucking console for THUS slut!?

>rest of the internet: wow what a cute pairing im sure this game will be really fun!
>/v/: wow I want to fuck a child

>>713208151
Kek

super soft loli footjobs

>>713214224
Anon....we're not doing this again bro
I still remember the whole "THE VIKING BOSS IS K ROOL THAT'S WHY WE DON'T SEE HIS FACE IN THE INTRO!"

>>713215419
>Next game is Bowser with Loli Peach on his back going on an adventure
I never knew I needed a game so badly until today

>>713206773
>the switch between romantic partners
lmao never change /v/

Why is loli suddenly getting popular?

BA steam
Black souls steam
Pragmata suddenly people like this new loli

>>713224097
That's my daughterwife

>>713224097
>Suddenly
Underage detected

>>713223886
How much of this fucking board are pedos?
I think I need to stop coming here but I just want to talk about video games.
and it's not even just that they're pedos, it's that they're completely unashamed of it and promote it. That's what bothers me.
Their are just too many of you retards now, like "ooh yes Nintendo I'm gonna spend hundreds of dollars to buy some garbage for unhealthy, mentally ill reasons"

FUCKING VIDEO GAMES.

>>713224386
calm down son its just polygons

>>713206349 (OP)
Trying to meme this SOVLLESS artstyle onto gooners is putting the guerilla into guerilla marketing.

>>713224386
>Redditors and Twitter kids mad that 4chan isn't like those websites

>>713224454
It's not tho. You say this shit about real children.
even the "oouh" shit is a reference to a real pedo who wants to fuck children.
no sane people can talk like this without feeling deep shame.

>>713209647
>>713206918
The more I think about it the more I can see the appeal of india. If you could get those 1 billion people up to america levels of wealth that would be a GIGANTIC consumer market that already speaks english.

I guess this is why corps love them?

>>713210323
All primates have a small penis, humans are (usually) the exception

>>713224626
you only one talking about real children here is you my friend
sus

love cunny
love vidja
love cunny in vidya

>>713206349 (OP)
I want to lick her tumcun!

>>713224328
>underage detected

>>713214224
>King K
>in a modern dk game
Keep waiting, Miyamoto hasn't croaked yet

You only like her because you want to see her naked

>>713224386
lolicon website

>DK gets Pauline turned back into a human within an hour or two of meeting her
>Peach never bothers to help Perry turn back into a human and just chucks him in a bin while she goes to the theater
What a cunt.

>>713224515
>>713225114
I've been here since 2012 and I've watched your numbers increase and your minds degrade as others feed your mental illness, desensitize you and you start to think the shit you spout is acceptable. like;
>yeah bro I know I just went on a repulsive detailed rant about how much I love non-developed features humans aren't wired to find attractive but it's only on drawings.. and 3D models I swear..
yeah right
look at these pathetic fucking retards
>>713225120
>>713225187
>>713225243

have some self respect. at least keep this shit to yourself and try to act as someone else you could respect.

>>713225325
Uhh... No?
>>713223374
Moar!

>>713208550
>Why aren't they showing more??
>Why are they showing too much??
What do women want?

I suddenly want to play donkey kong for the first time since n64

>>713207305
Calm down Pablo

>>713219279
You're a kid now! You're a squid now!

>>713225560
homosexual take

>>713225560
>I've been here since 2012
newfag

>>713224014
Why haven't we gotten a Peach and Bowser teamup game yet?

>>713206349 (OP)
This is fucking horrific looking

>>713225560
What if I don't care how acceptable it is? What if I already realized what I'm like long ago?

>>713226057
Turn on your monitor

>>713226057
Shut up

>>713225560
No you haven't lol

>>713226378
If some remaining part of you wasn't repulsed by yourself, you wouldn't have posted the question phrased like this.

>>713206349 (OP)
Are there different levels of loli liking? I like small flat girls, but this honestly looks like chubby toddler proportions to me. Not appealing in any way especially with the makeup.

>>713226395
>>713226403
fine speech

Uoooooooh bananza...

>>713214838
Dk isn't a pedo, projector.

>>713206349 (OP)
Normally I'm OK with freckles but these just look ugly

>>713226615
Being repulsed or not doesn't change what I am. It only changes the degree of which I act on my feelings.
In this case, I limit my desires to 2D. You have nothing over me.

>>713226787
That's why she's his future wife, dumbass.

>>713226727
Hot.

>>713226727
shit art, draw k rool instead

>>713225951
stop posting off model shitty trash

>>713226962
>"groomer"
Pedo...

>>713222752
Anyone else notice that Void's right eye is messed up? I know anoyher jerk like that...

They will give her a Diddy Kong costume won't they?

>>713206349 (OP)
This character has ruined /v/

>>713227597
What other games are there where I can dress up lolis?

any games where you can headpat little girls?

she activates a dormant protector gene in me. anyone sexualising her should be doxxed, exposed and beheaded, god willing. inshallah.

>>713227597
I hope there is a bikini outfit

>>713227984
i want to protect her child pussy with my dick

>>713206349 (OP)
So if this is kid Pauline, does that mean the DK here is actually the original Donkey Kong i.e. young Cranky Kong?

>>713206773
So, Mario abandoned his child and his baby momma to go chase after royalty, adventure and partying nonstop?

>>713228128
i want to protect your throat with a butter knife, slowly.

>>713228212
ok but afterwards

>>713227984
>saying inshallah.
Muslims are known for being the worst pedos and even worship a pedo as a foundation of their religion.
oh noooooo.

>>713228153
No, Cranky is in the game already.
Meaning I guess this is a full retcon and this is just a new origin story for Pauline and how she came to found New Donk City.

>>713228310
that makes it crazier that even they are sickened by (You). mashallah.

>>713228208
Yes.

>>713206349 (OP)
And just like that, Nintendo won this console generation.

>>713227597
only if they're bottomless

>>713227597
Cute baggy pants. But I prefer the no pants.
https://files.catbox.moe/q4fl4q.jpeg

>>713228985
I was about to report this post but I noticed there's no longer an option for ''loli/shota outside of /b/''. the fuck? when did this happen?

You realise you're violating US law, right?

>>713206349 (OP)
I think she could be a lot cuter but she's alright

>>713206349 (OP)
I don't like the hairstyle much

>>713229174
>there's no longer an option for ''loli/shota outside of /b/'

>>713229445
>>713229174
Lolichads keep winning.
https://files.catbox.moe/ojiw4o.jpeg

>>713229174
But you clicked on it.

>>713227984
ok epstein

>>713228797
>Rejected by Peach in odyssey
>He goes back to the girl that MAKES A WHOLE FUCKING MUSICAL IN HIS HONOR CALLED "1UP GIRL" WHERE SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO BE HIS ONE UP GIRL
If that girl is Not Mario's and Pauline's daughter I will be a bit angry
>B...BUT SHE IS CALLED PAULINE!
and?? My parents named me the same as my father....

>>713229927
I didnt actually, i just knew what kind of ''content'' it was from context. thank g_d for 4chan X.

>>713230305
you don't belong here, tourist

>>713206349 (OP)
why does she have such slutty hair and makeup???

I will be reporting these posts and ticking the box that forwards your post and the details to the FBI for breaking US law. Have a nice week, enjoy it.
>>713230386
I was posting on 4chan since before /v/ even existed as a board, zoomer.

Kill all pedophile

>>713230514
anon...

>>713230424
Cause her mom (or future self) looks like this ( see picrel) also her dress got tattered at one point and she had to borrow some pants from the mining kongs as to not flash her cunny

>>713230514
nice selfie projecting diaperfaggot

less arguing, more pauline

>>713230514
diaper beam lol

>>713229641
pedos see this and go crazy

>>713230893
shit, meant to post this

>>713230803
>>713230765
seethe all you want, you're now officially on a watchlist. also, you should delete all of that cuck porn, Joshua M.

>only people to ever bring up real children in loli threads is the anti loli brigade
HMMMMMM

>>713230960
>wrong name
so you were just full of shit

>>713229641
>>713230928
Forgot pic

>>713206979
>when her model has been ripped
Yeah... about that...

>>713206773
>>713207536
>>713211484
>>713228797
delusional shit post

>>713226057
>brown homosexuals see this and get scared

I'll never understand why loli is so brutally attacked when there are much worse fetishes that don't receive as much anger, despite all being legal- so long as they are fictional artwork. but whatever, autists will always seethe. just sucks when they ruin a thread.

>>713232896
Because... tolerance.

>>713233353
or lack there of.

>>713217906
>just started marketing toward pedos
Don't be ridiculous, Anon!
They have been doing it for 10 years now, longer if you count pokegirl designs to be intentionally sexy.

>>713210960
Shart Citizen is never getting released bwos

>>713232603
I want to make | return to O...

>>713217906
>started
I want to like Nintendo but I fucking hate how anti-modding and anti-fanwork they are.

>>713206349 (OP)
>Pauline is cute
And funny.

>>713231334
Fuck you for reminding me of this shit.

>>713233656
Microsoft's one attempt at resurrecting Conker with a new game, done in the laziest way possible... it's a shame

Do non footfags notice feet? When I saw her design, I immediately thought the only reason they made her barefoot was for fapbait for degenerates like myself. She has clothes on after coming out of the rock, so there's no real reason for her to be barefoot that I can see.

>>713208027
Makeup covers freckles anon

>>713207795
Needs the freckles

>>713233453
Man the Splatoon miiverse drawings were some wild shit

cute and funny

>>713226727
I had to literally yell at my niece to tell her to stop eating bannanas by licking them

partyv& thread

>>713234346
That's a little sad, she probably just thought she'd get to enjoy it longer that way
But yeah I get it

>>713234454
THANK YOU. But then she whined to her mother that I got mad at her for no reason, and even after I explained it somehow makes me the sicko

I hate women of.all ages

>>713234953
you are a dumb gay retard for doing that and if I was her I'd cut off all contact with you

>>713206349 (OP)
why pauline of all characters?

>>713235307
just look at her

thought of loli aerith when i saw loli pauline.