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Anonymous No.713211713 [Report]
>>713211602 (OP)
The dual cutscenes of these games were a cool idea
Anonymous No.713211825 [Report]
>>713211602 (OP)
I was thinking about that too. It's pretty awkward now.
Anonymous No.713211860 [Report]
It can't be helped he's a gorilla and they have no societal morals to not do this.
Anonymous No.713212008 [Report] >>713212921
Anonymous No.713212418 [Report]
Pauline didn't even notice DK there. This was all based on a misunderstanding.
Anonymous No.713212541 [Report]
>trying to make Rare's kong in Mario's retarded universe work
Anonymous No.713212556 [Report]
Anonymous No.713212646 [Report]
man her tiddies are something
Anonymous No.713212824 [Report] >>713219161
How does DK's fur look so good on a DS
Anonymous No.713212921 [Report] >>713213103
>>713212008
That's the biggest shit eating grin I've ever seen on Mario. Mario in the first game constantly cusses out DK. Pretty aggressive bants between these two.
Anonymous No.713213080 [Report]
>>713211602 (OP)
>>713211602 (OP)
>>713211602 (OP)
>Rare Kong is an incel
>Bananza Kong is a gigachad hanging out with a cute loli and can destroy every environment around him

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
Anonymous No.713213103 [Report] >>713213346
>>713212921
I miss this Mario.
Anonymous No.713213187 [Report]
>>713211602 (OP)
>And so we went to war.
Anonymous No.713213216 [Report] >>713214790 >>713215534 >>713215650 >>713215808 >>713216124
Anonymous No.713213346 [Report] >>713217406
>>713213103
it never existed beyond far-flung fragments you've assembled into a warped memory
Anonymous No.713214495 [Report]
>>713211602 (OP)
NTR
Anonymous No.713214790 [Report]
>>713213216
LOL
Anonymous No.713215420 [Report]
DK can have any Kong girl he wants.

Why is he out there?
Anonymous No.713215534 [Report]
>>713213216
i laffed
Anonymous No.713215650 [Report]
>>713213216
Donkey Kong, no!
Anonymous No.713215808 [Report]
>>713213216
uoooooh
Anonymous No.713215951 [Report] >>713216215
>>713211602 (OP)
I guess Rare's DK really can't emote for shit, this is terrible.
Anonymous No.713216060 [Report]
Anonymous No.713216124 [Report]
>>713213216
So that's what DK actually stands for...
Anonymous No.713216215 [Report] >>713217231 >>713220630
>>713215951
Have you ever seen a gorilla make more than one facial expression
Anonymous No.713216278 [Report] >>713221350
>>713211602 (OP)
Yes and?
Anonymous No.713217231 [Report]
>>713216215
Anonymous No.713217406 [Report]
>>713213346
he steps on Luigi's shoe out of spite in one of the mario tennis games.
he also punches Yoshi's head to spit out its tongue in SMW.
Anonymous No.713219012 [Report]
>>713211602 (OP)
donkey cuk
Anonymous No.713219161 [Report]
>>713212824
That's a pre-rendered cutscene, dumb zoomer.
Anonymous No.713220630 [Report]
>>713216215
Anonymous No.713221350 [Report]
>>713216278
it's crazy how much worse dk looks here compared to the one in the op
Anonymous No.713221787 [Report]
>>713211602 (OP)
Nintendo are morons and are tainting DK irreparably.
the fact that the DK redesign looks like an ugly rapist is even worse.