Thread 713213132 - /v/ [Archived: 845 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:04:59 AM No.713213132
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>Steam version hasn't had a single piece of content update since it launched
>Attempted to gimp the sliders and sex appeal, got caught and during his damage control accidentally publicly revealed there's a patreon version that's been getting updated since the game launched.
>Straight up doesn't engage the controversy for almost a full day after making an ass of himself
>Most likely going through a mental breakdown over the fact that he destroyed any and all goodwill that wasn't from his discord defense force
>To this day they still try to spread the misinformation that he wasn't intentionally trying to remove the sex appeal
>Makes a single post "addressing" it that boils down to "Guys it was a bug I swear and also I'll stop the Patreon thing because there's no logical way I can paint this as moral and not scummy"
>"Look at all these pretty videos of content that I totally plan on adding into the game after I'm done refactoring coding. It'll be out soon I promise!"
>Later clarifies to state that the next update is just going to be the code refactor and not any additional content.
>Continues to delete and ban people from the Steam discussion board asking when the update he promised 6 months ago going to drop.
>Blocks anyone on twitter that doesn't exclusively stroke his ego.
>Barely even engages with the fanbase at all anymore
>He still didn't get rid of his Patreon build.
>A discussion on Discord had him accidentally reveal that he hasn't been doing anything with the game since the shitshow happened because he "gets anxiety" with the game now.

Kissoft is trying so desperately hard to try and paint himself as some kind of victim before he publicly abandons this game. I pray to god Steam forces him to refund everyone who bought his game when their customers start reporting the game is abandoned. He should have just ditched the game and gone radio silent if he was planning on abandoning it. Making a public display of it ensures he's going to have legal troubles now.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:06:21 AM No.713213245
>patreon version
isnt this against steams rules now?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:09:14 AM No.713213451
>>713213245
Yes, and I have no idea how he hasn't gotten in trouble with Valve yet. The only thing I can think of is that no one has made them aware of it yet. He also has gone past the 6 months Steam requires EAs that just launch to update the game at least once though he "technically" got past that by unironically arguing that a single Christmas set was a meaningful update. Kissoft is playing dangerously close to fire and it seems almost inevitable that the game is going to get booted off Steam at this point. I genuinely doubt this guy is going to update the game in any meaningful fashion since it's clear as day now that he had no intentions of finishing this project.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:12:54 AM No.713213693
>furfag patreon scammer
>finish something
if he had any intent on it being anything but a cash grab it'd be based around something besides a niche fetish he thought he could cash in on
so no probably not
wonder if that gay russian(?) one is further along
least it had the balls to be actual porn
even if its literal faggotry
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:14:25 AM No.713213787
>>713213132 (OP)
>fell for the furry coombait
lol, lmao
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:15:35 AM No.713213881
For me it was arround 6 bucks due to regional pricing. How much money did YOU get stolen, anon chan(s)?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:17:38 AM No.713214024
>>713213132 (OP)
>Kissoft is trying so desperately hard to try and paint himself as some kind of victim before he publicly abandons this game.
I love how literally all he needed to do to not have this blow up in his face and permanently damage his online presence was to simply dripfeed small content drops for a year or two and declare the game finished. Like just release a single enemy and spell with 2 or 3 costumes every 3 months and it would have been easy as shit to get away with it.
I have no idea why he thought trying to making it a public flagellation display was going to make him any more sympathetic. All he did was make more people aware that he was a massive scammer.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:17:42 AM No.713214029
>>713213881
$10 but i played like 40hrs so not too bad..
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:18:04 AM No.713214048
>>713213451
>>713213132 (OP)
I wouldn't mind if he actually patched the steam version periodically. He could argue the patreon as "tester access" version to finalize it for the steam release.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:18:51 AM No.713214109
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>>713213881
16 monkey bux in the 40% winter sale.
>mfw haven't launched the game once because I was waiting for the update
They got me. They got me good.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:19:07 AM No.713214125
>>713214048
>He could argue the patreon as "tester access" version to finalize it for the steam release.
That is still explicitly against Steam's rules. In fact it's against their rules for exactly this reason.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:19:24 AM No.713214147
>>713214024
>all the furfag scammer had to do was some work
yea theres the problem
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:20:30 AM No.713214212
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>Played it plenty
>Made like 10 vore art sequences with my Chang character and interactions with other players from it.
Pretty productive 10 bucks from me, all things considered.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:21:30 AM No.713214286
>>713213132 (OP)
Never ended up falling for this dogshit as an actual faggotfurfaggot but kept my eye on it occasionally when it was literal vaporware years ago, but it's just a case of greed where he wanted to keep the influx of WEG-tier Patreonbux and double dip with Steambux and had a melty he couldn't have his cake and eat it too.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:21:55 AM No.713214329
>>713214147
We're talking about work that is maybe 6-8 hours a month depending on how good he is with copy-pasting models and palette swapping. I'd call it less "work" and more like basic maintenance. Most people spend several times longer taking a shower everyday a month than the amount of "work" it'd require for him to pull this off. I mean seriously, how fucking lazy do you have to be.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:22:10 AM No.713214347
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>>713214125
Link the rule.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:22:16 AM No.713214350
He had, in fact, been updating the game. But it was in a public beta build instead of the regular branch. You needed to know to opt into it, but it was public. Since the slider thing revealed a second secret Patreon beta branch, he revoked access to the public test build. None of the content from said test build ever made it into the stable release, meaning he hasn't just not updated the game, but removed half a year's worth of updates that are now inaccessible.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:24:40 AM No.713214504
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The most bizarre thing about this whole thing is how that guy ended up getting such a devout public defense team to shill for him while he actively fucks them over and milks them for money. I mean how much of a fucking autist do you have to be for not only thanking someone for fucking you over but actively defend them doing so.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:28:08 AM No.713214731
>>713213132 (OP)
I didn't know any of this. I bought the game when it came out hoping it would get updates pretty consistently but I haven't played since it released. Very disappointing.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:30:24 AM No.713214901
reminder the only reason it's in early access is because Kiseff ran out of beta keys to give patreon followers who wanted to play an extremely early build of the game
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:33:09 AM No.713215117
>>713214347
Steam allows Pateon builds so long as store-bought owners have access to the content in some way. You cannot advertise Patreon on the store page nor are you allowed to gatekeep content and updates behind Patreon unless you are willing to use an in-game subscription service model. I'm having a hard time finding it in the FAQ but they explicitly highlight this several times public statements and to games developers who put their games on Steam and already have a Patreon build.

Kissoft not only gatekept content and updates to only his Patreon build, he actively removed the beta branch that had at least some of the updates on it. He violated store policy twice now and he still hasn't removed the Patreon exclusive version so he's technically STILL violating his first offense.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:35:09 AM No.713215248
>>713213132 (OP)
>muh sliders
How thought provoking. Also any word on what the next update is about?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:35:48 AM No.713215302
Could've linked the steam thread in OP, there's a fair amount of context
https://steamcommunity.com/app/2768430/discussions/0/601905007519862703/
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:36:22 AM No.713215350
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>>713213132 (OP)
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:37:37 AM No.713215424
>>713213132 (OP)
You come to my board, and desecrate it with unsourced furry drama? Get back to /trash/
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:38:48 AM No.713215508
>>713215302
>Post made by the developer
How much are you paying to be a bodyguard?
Replies: >>713216175
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:39:07 AM No.713215530
>>713215248
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2768430/view/526470348349114572
A handful of new skills. Some reworked art on the skills. Animations for skill icons and a few new costumes.
8 months of work btw...oh wait sorry this isn't going to be in the next update, this'll be in the update AFTER he released the refactoring update which he'll be releasing in....uh
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:43:13 AM No.713215803
>>713215530
Somebody, hire him a tard wrangler.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:44:11 AM No.713215872
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>>713215302
>1 month later and none of this has been done.
He really can't just go radio silent. He HAS to defend himself and continue to openly lie about shit that he has no intentions of doing. This guy is nearly 30 and acts like a teenager.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:46:19 AM No.713216035
>I want the furry bait game updooted NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
I dunno, it's fun as it is.
t. pirate
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:46:28 AM No.713216054
>>713215803
"community manager" has a nicer ring to it
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:46:29 AM No.713216057
>>713215302
This thread just gets more and more hilarious to read through with 1 month's worth of hindsight. How does anyone buy this dude's crap? >>713215872 lmao even
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:47:25 AM No.713216126
cop cop
cop cop
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>supporting a game that's 75% furry dressup simulator, 15% mashing dash around the massive empty maps, and 10% awful combat
why are zoomers like this?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:48:01 AM No.713216175
>>713215508
>implying
It's a primary source, retard
Take what you will and form your own conclusions
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:49:17 AM No.713216254
>>713216175
my conclusion is devs a furfag scammer
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:50:28 AM No.713216332
>>713216254
That's reasonable
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:51:12 AM No.713216378
>>713216175
The thread you linked essentially confirms what the OP is stating though. He's a lying scammer and you'd have to be retarded to not see it. Oh, are you one of his discord defense troons? I see them pop up on here every now and again like that one dude who brought a steam forum argument on here because he was schizo-ing out and thought one of the anons was the same dude he was arguing with on Steam.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:51:18 AM No.713216389
>>713215872
>NOOOOO YOURE KEEPING ME FROM WORKING ON THE PRODUCT STOP IT!!!!
Truly the YanDev of our generation.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:52:52 AM No.713216498
>>713215872
I like how this dude phrased doing all of this like as if it would take time and that he couldn't literally just close his patreon discord at any given moment with a few clicks of a button.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:53:02 AM No.713216505
>>713216378
>The thread you linked essentially confirms what the OP is stating though
No shit? What does context mean to you?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:53:07 AM No.713216509
>>713216054
To wrangle dev, not community.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:53:17 AM No.713216524
>>713213132 (OP)
>Buying early access shit
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:54:50 AM No.713216629
Legoshi is done
Legoshi is done
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is there any furfag vidya that dosnt turn into vaporware.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:54:59 AM No.713216638
>>713213132 (OP)
lol thats really against valve rules if you guys actually brought it to their attention they would do something about it
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:55:20 AM No.713216665
>>713213132 (OP)
Why the hell was he running a secret version of the game?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:55:56 AM No.713216705
>>713216629
The pony-fucker VN not only finished, but it has a sequel.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:56:11 AM No.713216723
>>713216665
He wanted to squeeze his retards for money cash.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:56:22 AM No.713216737
>>713215872
>IT'LL BE OUT WHEN IT'S OUT
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:57:28 AM No.713216812
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Say it with me: Cube World 2.0
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:57:31 AM No.713216817
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>>713216126
Brainrot from severe furry porn addiction, every single thing needs to be sexualized in order for them to enjoy it, and they will enjoy anything sexualized no matter how little artistic value it actually has
Trying to convince them otherwise is futile, no matter how good a game is if it doesn't have giant bouncing tits and ass they don't want to play it
Replies: >>713217092
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:00:07 AM No.713216994
>>713216629
There was that furry shota platformer that came out a month or two ago, forgot the name though.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:01:35 AM No.713217092
>>713216817
Every time one of these games drops a teaser or vague devlog update, the replies are just coomers foaming at the mouth over some half-rendered ass jiggle. Like clockwork. Doesnโ€™t matter how busted the gameplay loop is or that the last โ€œpatchโ€ broke more than it fixedโ€”if the main menu has a fox girl with bed physics, it's GOTY in their eyes.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:03:11 AM No.713217191
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>>713216629
their upcoming game is shit compared to MBM. Only real problem is how comedically easy it is so you have to give yourself challenges, but your first time through is always memorable. Try it without mods first though
>>713216705
I don't think I've ever enjoyed a renpy harem VN as much as I did TwistedScarlett's pony games. except his Fluttershy scene was pretty mid but I'll excuse it because using evil sex fiend fluttershy is such a trope it's almost unavoidable
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:04:12 AM No.713217264
>>713213132 (OP)
>refactoring coding
I swear to god he already did this right? Is he seriously redoing it again?
Dude needs to pull a Nemlei and say fuck community interaction at all and just make the fucking game. Stop with this back and forth with ass kissers in his discord making update posts begging for attention and praise every time he shifts a texture on something
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:04:58 AM No.713217319
>>713216994
Only by virtue of killing Anubis
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:08:17 AM No.713217508
>>713217264
>and just make the fucking game
Funny thing about that haha
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:08:37 AM No.713217526
>>713217191
Building myself a office block super mansion filled with all the unique reward sex slaves in the game (I'm the only partner any of them has been with of course), while playing on the hardest difficulty my second time through was a good time. The longer you play the more of a profit snowball you inevitably create provided you actually reinvest your earnings even a little bit
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:13:30 AM No.713217806
tiresome levels
tiresome levels
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>>713216705
>The pony-fucker VN
not a brony sorry
>>713216994
cosmobreeder yiffai? it looks good but i'm not into retrolike platformers.
just sucks that atlyss fit into my nice intrests and is now seemingly abandoned
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:14:11 AM No.713217849
>>713213881
5
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:14:14 AM No.713217853
>>713213132 (OP)
I'm mad I fell for it.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:14:42 AM No.713217881
>>713217806
>I don't like it so it doesn't count.
Noone asked faggot.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:17:23 AM No.713218036
cosmobreeder trailer
cosmobreeder trailer
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>>713216994
>Friend likes retro platformers and Metroid-likes
>He messages me and tells me he bought Cosmobreeder on Steam
>Everyone is going to see that game in his library
>He has no idea what sort of art Harmarist draws
Should I tell him?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:18:14 AM No.713218092
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>>713217806
>would rather be a disenfranchised retard than a brony
maybe crack is more your speed
Replies: >>713219496
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:20:56 AM No.713218241
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>>713213132 (OP)
Solo furry indie devs are truly some of the most unreliable fucks on this planet
Replies: >>713218296
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:21:37 AM No.713218296
>>713218241
>99.9% fail rate
thats the definition of reliable.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:24:43 AM No.713218506
>>713213132 (OP)
>running a secret patreon only version of the game after selling it on steam
huh???? I only played a few hours of the game off my steam family library, that's actually insane.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:26:05 AM No.713218586
>>713214212
Sauce on that gif?
Replies: >>713218702
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:26:52 AM No.713218629
>>713213132 (OP)
I really hope Valve ends up making an example of this guy and forces him to refund them for all the bought copies that Steam is most likely going to have to refund when they pull the game off the storepage.

Not even because this is the first time this has happened but simply because the guy is an annoying bitch who won't just take the money he already made and leave. I don't even know why the faggot thought he was going to get away with squeezing more shekels out of his fans with the Patreon version forever.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:28:00 AM No.713218702
>>713218586
Animalympics highly recommended
Replies: >>713227508
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:29:00 AM No.713218769
im tired of furry games being so shit. i will make one that doesnt suck. either their gameplay sucks or theyre tiny 3 hour games
at most you get a quality shitpost like webfishing

after i finish my current rts ill make an armored core ripoff ft. space battles where the characters are synths
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:30:18 AM No.713218852
Wasn't there an opt-in beta with extra content? Where the fuck did it go?
Replies: >>713218938
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:30:23 AM No.713218857
>>713218769
Make sure to make all the females sex and fertility goddess and all the males cute shotas.
Replies: >>713219570
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:31:33 AM No.713218938
>>713218852
He removed it when he promised he would take away the Patreon version.
Replies: >>713219198
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:35:17 AM No.713219178
>>713216994
Note that it only did so by giving up on the sex scenes halfway through.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:35:37 AM No.713219198
>>713218938
Huh, I've been out of the loop for a while. Pretty sure I was able to fuck around on the test branch maybe a couple months ago. Haven't seen him post anything on patreon since Nov last year
Replies: >>713222407
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:35:52 AM No.713219215
>>713216994
The game isn't even good. You have codec calls in a platformer every 1-2 screens ruining the pacing. Plus the stiffness of the controls has not been addressed at all.

I know you're reading this, Harmarist, you mouth breathing retard. People were giving you input in the gamedev thread but you ignored it anyway.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:38:00 AM No.713219340
>>713217526
>>713217191
Link?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:38:59 AM No.713219408
>>713217806
>cosmobreeder yiffai
>dev name is literally kemoshota
Does it have ANY cute anthro women taking advantage of the protagonist?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:40:09 AM No.713219494
>not even a furfag but had fun with atlyss
no wonder you furries are so fucked up if this is the norm... the imps can get it tho
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:40:11 AM No.713219496
>>713218092
>maybe crack is more your speed
i already got a social media addiction i dont need another one
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:41:12 AM No.713219570
>>713218857
no
they will range from highly augmented powerful looking mercenaries, to normal looking twinks in civilian bodies that can compete with augmented pilots through sheer skill
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:41:12 AM No.713219574
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>almost picked up this shit to scratch the PSOlike itch
>mfw didn't
Always err on the side of caution with furryshit indies. It's simply a cursed combo.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:44:07 AM No.713219773
all this could be avoided with a single PR person or PR minded statement to get ahead of anything
if you are an indie dev, take notes on how not to address something
Replies: >>713220706
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:53:22 AM No.713220367
>>713213132 (OP)
>Make goontroon game
>Game maker is mentally ill
Zamn!
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:58:41 AM No.713220706
>>713219773
All of this could have been avoided if he didn't sell a game he never intended to finish on Steam. If this game stayed as a Patreon cashcow I would have never even considered purchasing it.
Replies: >>713221161
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:06:18 AM No.713221161
>>713220706
>stupid enough to buy shitty early access games on steam
it could be avoided by playing the free demo and realizing how fucking dogshit the game is before buying it
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:10:17 AM No.713221416
The thing I don't get is:
>Release early access game
>Everyone buying it knows it's early access and is basically a glorified beta
>Release constant tester builds for your patreon subs to try out all the new content you're working on
>Don't EVER release any of it publicly to anyone else because it's "unfinished"
Everyone knows it's an unfinished game, why hold onto all this shit for a year instead of just letting everyone test it? It's not like he didn't do the work. It exists, it's already right there, and everyone bugging him for content updates would've lapped it up.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:12:54 AM No.713221589
>>713221416
but then his patreon bucks dry up, dev is a double dipping retard
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:16:21 AM No.713221823
>>713221416
Because if he does that then he can't milk his retarded fans more by enticing them with more content. As the other anon said, he's trying to double dip because he's a scumbag and doesn't want to work.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:22:07 AM No.713222150
What fucks me up the most about this is that he literally doesn't even need to do the Patreon shit anymore. He had over 110k sales on Steam when it was at full price and he's a solo dev. Even after Steam takes their cut the dude has got to have nearly had 1 million dollars off the game already. Why the fuck would he try to use Patreon to milk even more cash? He's already set for life as long as he's not a fucking retard with his finances.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:26:07 AM No.713222407
>>713219198
That was the main thing, people were taking the steam beta branch as gospel for his model revamp. The main branch is still untouched.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:26:41 AM No.713222437
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md5: 0d753b8351572a2d213980214fec97e9๐Ÿ”
>>713222150
>as long as he's not a fucking retard with his finances.
it's like poetry. These people don't want to live in a humble home with simple meals they are greedy fucks who only created (thing) because they want money and once they have that all motivation dissipates.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:27:30 AM No.713222478
>>713218769
Furry devs can't ever finish anything since all of the blood in their brain gets trapped in their cocks.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:29:31 AM No.713222589
>>713221416
>>713221589
>>713221823
The main reason for the steam release was to generate more keys, itchio kept running out and is notorious for doing so for games that blow up like atlyss did.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:31:58 AM No.713222716
>>713213132 (OP)
>I gave the furry women bouncy asses and tits on accident!!!
Its so weird that he found coom success and is trying to use that to pivot that into not coom success
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:32:02 AM No.713222721
>>713222150
>He's already set for life as long as he's not a fucking retard with his finances.
Most people like Kissoft usually end up going heavily into drugs when they get access to that much money. There's a genuine possibility that he has already blown through a lot of it.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:32:53 AM No.713222764
>>713216629
Mine has a simple enough concept, and narrow enough scope that it probably wouldn't turn into vaporware, if I could just assemble a team to help me make it.

I'm trying to make a prototype of the gameplay myself, but I'm so shit at programming that I don't think I'll even be able to do this simple stuff right.
Replies: >>713222927 >>713223102
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:35:26 AM No.713222915
>>713213881
0, i only played the demo version on itch.io
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:35:32 AM No.713222927
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1719911904809959
md5: d5aae70f73f791bd94022c1443f5842a๐Ÿ”
>>713222764
>the most Ideas Guy post ever typed
NGMI
Replies: >>713223102 >>713223484
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:35:51 AM No.713222939
>>713213245
I know of one game with a different patreon version, but that's just the patreon one being copyrighted characters with original replacements in the steam version so that's probably not such an issue to steam compared to patreon being ahead on updates.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:38:39 AM No.713223102
>>713222764
sorry anon but >>713222927 is right and I can explain why:
>neural patterns that lead to you working on and developing a game
>neural patterns that lead to you bitching about how hard it is to develop your game while blowing your load over the idea of developing a game
can you guess which neural pattern you're displaying?
Replies: >>713223484
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:41:25 AM No.713223253
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1628526230317
md5: 9126ed02905b2874ed66a86ae559618d๐Ÿ”
>>713213132 (OP)
holy shit, kiseff flew over my house!
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:45:30 AM No.713223484
>>713222927
I'm a writer, mostly. And I've laid out designs for environments from my story, which is nearly at 90,000 words and counting.

I have a reasonable scope and design in mind. It's not just throwing things at the wall without respect for how easy or hard it is to do.

>>713223102
I'm just terrible at programming. I'll readily admit I don't have the mindset for it. I'm trying to implement the puzzle system to get a prototype working and attract some interest and prove I'm serious. I'm struggling to do something that should be pretty trivial, that's a shortcoming on my part. But maybe I'll learn something in the process, and it'll click someday.
Replies: >>713223957
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:47:23 AM No.713223604
>>713213881
$0 b/c I was gifted it. I'm still disappointed over the wasted potential, but retarded devs are what they are.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:52:30 AM No.713223913
I absolutely saw it coming that it would never get updated again

it's too ambitious in scope for what is a repurposed coomer game and I guess he doesn't want to become a studio that hires people
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:52:30 AM No.713223914
What really sucks about all of this is that there is actually a decently fun game in there on top of having shortstacks but it's pretty obvious at this point that there is no hope for this game unless someone picks it up for Kissoft and starts heavily modding it.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:53:22 AM No.713223957
there is no spoon in coding
there is no spoon in coding
md5: 8e22ac359c20b46b17c83295c53d87a3๐Ÿ”
>>713223484
A prototype should look and feel like a rough prototype. Also if I had to guess your workflow is backwards. You get an idea for the game and try to code it based on that idea, but you need the inverse: to form your game ideas based on your understanding of the code. Let's say your character has an inventory, it's just arrays and other code that gives the illusion of the player interacting with an inventory system. My only other suggestion is take notes on what you're learning. It'll help you develop your own little coding bible full of hotkeys and shortcuts based on your understanding of the systems. That way you can build on it as you go instead of crawling through 600 pages of the documentation for that one trick you don't quite remember
Replies: >>713224481
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:55:44 AM No.713224074
>>713216737
>AND WILL BE RELEASED WHEN IT'S DONE!
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:56:37 AM No.713224134
>>713213881
0$, it was on my wishlist because someone compared it to PSO but now it isn't.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:57:04 AM No.713224159
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GtDMrENWcAEGIhw
md5: cef9cfcaf239a6074a11b276ef3c3e73๐Ÿ”
>>713213132 (OP)
Once again another patreon game scammer, this and CHKN are some pretty bad examples of why you should never contribute on patreon for anything.
Replies: >>713226128
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:02:49 AM No.713224481
>>713223957
I understand that. I can enumerate a list of selectable keywords, and have them visually place the puzzle elements in the grid. Then initiate into the actual puzzle interface where you can select the linking pieces. But there's something wrong with the grid or the pieces that I just can't figure out. The pieces get stuck in weird ways. As far as I understand it, that shouldn't be happening based on the code I've written. Maybe the piece is losing its identity somehow, but I just can't figure it out. This is stuff that Flash games were able to do, like it was nothing, 20 years ago, so I know it's my fault and I'm stumbling on stuff that wouldn't take an experienced programmer 20 minutes to implement in a competent fashion.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:29:30 AM No.713226128
>>713224159
>Someone made an AI version of a picture that already exists.
>It's not even that different at a glance
Why?
Replies: >>713226545
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:36:17 AM No.713226545
>>713226128
So they can tell you how you TOTALLY FELL FOR IT and that you should do the needful and invest in OpenAI and goon in the 24/7 /v/ general
Replies: >>713226672
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:38:41 AM No.713226672
>>713226545
But I didn't fall for it. It doesn't have all the little flecks of sunfish floating around. The face is wrong, and the fish is upside down.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:45:28 AM No.713227047
Webfishing 2.0
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:51:51 AM No.713227386
WOW
WOW
md5: be6e949c9403b628e83b687b4a4b9380๐Ÿ”
>>713213132 (OP)
>>A discussion on Discord had him accidentally reveal that he hasn't been doing anything with the game since the shitshow happened because he "gets anxiety" with the game now.
Man, I might as well uninstall this shit right now. Dude had one fucking job and then got greedy.
Replies: >>713227714
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:53:18 AM No.713227464
>>713215872
>play janny
so he even comes here time to time uh
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:54:02 AM No.713227508
>>713218702
Contessa is my waifu.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:57:57 AM No.713227714
>>713227386
He didn't get greedy, he decided to sell a hobby project he wasn't prepared to actually turn into a full product, then said "Oh shit, I'm not cut out for this, nothing I do will be worth the money I've charged for it. I need some more time to figure out what the fuck to do and put myself in the right headspace." Then he kicked that can down the road for as long as he feasibly could while coasting on the money he was pulling in in the delusion that it would eventually click and he'd suddenly be able to make up for all that lost time.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:00:01 AM No.713227826
>>713221416
>Don't EVER release any of it publicly to anyone else
I mean the beta was public but people sperged out about Divine being changed from a general skillbook skill to a Paladin-only skill, and potions becoming necessary due to healing skill nerfs
He freaked out and just deleted the public beta, then after that the slider thing happened, which is where most people in this thread know about the game from
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:05:24 AM No.713228096
>>713214504
It's the same for twitch streamers. Making you think you're friends with some e-celeb.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:12:39 AM No.713228516
>>713227826
This is the second time the sliders had come in to play for being changed. He should've stuck with it being a porn game would've turned a profit and not had any of this bs.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:13:15 AM No.713228553
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md5: f43cb3eb592deaf7869a7d3d43d98025๐Ÿ”
>>713213132 (OP)
>We had a good thing going you stupid son of a bitch! We had thick furry bitches, we had gameplay, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, developed, and made all the money you ever needed. It was perfect, but no, you just had to blow it up! You and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man. If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:13:57 AM No.713228584
>>713227826
>Divine being changed from a general skillbook skill to a Paladin-only skill
Honestly a good thing. Divine + Sturdy was way too brainless and made the game play itself. I would've been surprised if it never got nerfed, he really should've just put his foot down on that one.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:17:04 AM No.713228747
>>713216812
its not cube world 2.0 until he comes back and does some retarded shit like making gear only work in specific maps
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:19:33 AM No.713228871
>>713216629
kobold kare, i think? cloud meadow if you count that but that took ages to come out and everyone thought it was a scam, too
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:44:05 AM No.713230214
>1 job: add more content to a game that people are already having fun with
>Decide to rework absolutely everything instead
what drives people to do this
Replies: >>713230329
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:46:19 AM No.713230329
>>713230214
Absolutely dogshit code that's a nightmare to work with, because they were never expecting it to amount to anything. And now that it has, they feel obligated to start over, but that means they've bitten off more than they can chew or else their code wouldn't have been so bad in the first place.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:53:15 AM No.713230667
Modern gaming is a fucking joke.
>>713215872
>Add furry OCs and fat tits: People buy it
>Add white western women with fat tits: People buy it
>Make a $30 remaster that is at-worst decent: Nobody buys it cause they're busy shilling stellar blade
China WON.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:00:19 AM No.713230997
>another fakerage thread about atlyss
yawn
Replies: >>713232039
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:20:29 AM No.713232039
>>713230997
Maybe someday there will be more things to drive discussion