Thread 713213984

>>713213984 (OP)
>fantasy style beer
>fantasy style food
>fantasy game
Yep, it's gaming time

>>713214053
>I have 5
>Only 4 scoops
What did he mean by this? Also him not stirring the soda hurts me.

>>713213984 (OP)
What's that pepsi

Nice basil coverage you dumb bitch

>>713213984 (OP)
Italian here, that's a nice looking pizza

>>713214053
Won't adding regular sugars to your soda make its sweetness different because soda itself uses a different type of sugar?

>>713213984 (OP)
You have a nasty ass keyboard

>>713214053
This has to be a troll.

>>713214419
He (?) didn't even mix it. It's obviously satire

The only thing I ever eat while gaming is something that won't stain my hands or leave them super greasy. Trail mix is a good choice. And I'm not gonna drink soda with that, water unironically goes best with it.

>>713214130
>4.2%

Drink a real beer. That's basically fizzy water.

i have a top tier advice for pizza
get a pepperoni with buffalo mozzarella and add walnuts to that. also add some sesame to the crust
it's going to be one of the best thing you'll ever eat

>>713214178
>Also him not stirring the soda hurts me.
it's to preserve that carbonation

>>713214236
Man I love a good chocolatine or pain au chocolat.
It's literally my mission right now to find the tastiest one in my area

>>713214478
Is being fat a satire too?

>>713213984 (OP)
Crust is way too big, anything more than a cm is a scam. Look at all that dough real estate that could be covered in tomato sauce and cheese

>>713214678
nigga you're supposed to eat the crust

>>713214474
>>713214478
They are sipping the pepsi. I do that too.

>>713214601
You one of those craft ipa homos?

>>713214236
Ah, mon amour perdu...

>>713213984 (OP)
nice pizza, a bit too oily for my taste

>>713214714
I never said I didnt eat the crust. I just said the crust should be small otherwise its a scam to put less tomato and cheese on the overall pizza

>>713214643
those are croissants

>>713214919
quaso

>makes vidya immersive like when you were a kid
>doesn't kill your body like alcohol
>no hangovers
>non-addictive
Pic related is the only gaming fuel 4 me

>>713214419
I tried adding sugar to coke. It's better by a lot. You should at least try it

>>713213984 (OP)
>literally just bread tomatoes and cheese
Why would anyone want to eat this?

>>713214947
DUDE WEED

>>713214474
Look at him. He's at least an orc

>>713214947
>non addictive

>>713214771
I drink any beer as long as it actually gets me drunk/is worth drinking. If you're drinking 4.2% beer, you must not actually be a drinker/drink once every two months. I'll fuck with anything over 6% be it craft beer or malt liquor.

>>713215008
6 dollars for that tiny little slice??

>>713215142
yeah dude who cares about taste
kys negroid alcoholic

>>713214947
>left out that it makes you retarded

>the best pizza in my city is made by two afghani brothers
>the dough is literally perfect, and they go heavy on the Grande mozzarella and ricotta.
their crust reminds me a lot of OPs picture; a good pizza crust literally makes life worth living
>they also make a Detroit style pizza that literally cured my depression

Do you want the mario mushroom burger or the luigi chicky sammy?

>>713215220
Cope, pussy. You better be a woman or a 130 pound man drinking that bitch shit.

>>713214919
chocolatines are just croissants with chocolate in them, sometimes they are shaped slightly differently, but sometimes not.

>order little caesars pizza from uber eats
>mexican shows up
>leaves bag
>its a wingstop bag with the name kendrick
>literally just 30 boneless bbq wings
why are they like this?

>>713215161
No! It's 6.66! Funny hell numbers!
I fucking hate 'pizza' places like this. A slice of fucking pizza should be no more than $2.

>>713215161
fedora-tipping satanists are massive cucks so they'll pay any amount to tip fedoras

>>713214726
Shut up faggot.
>>713215096
Yeah but putting sugar in soda? That goes beyond being fat. It's like you're actively trying to kill yourself. I've seen fat people do some pretty fat shit but I've never seen them add sugar to soda.

>>713215008
They better suck my dick while its cooking for 7$ a slice

>>713215221
>he thinks alcohol doesnt

Just some street food usually

>>713215224
Thought this was already looping but it was just the dude grabbing a second tray or ronis. This gonna be good.

>>713214053
>doesn't mix the sugar insta chug
10/10 inventor genius. Fuck why didn't I think of that?

>>713215309
I'm 130 and drink 6 to 8%+ beer, local brews with ACTUAL good taste
Except if you think % is everything regardless of taste you're worse than a caveman

>>713215008
Smoked mozz on pizza is incredible but I ain't paying that

>>713215252
Japanese food pisses me off.

>>713215392
>He doesn't sip.
Bitch.

>>713215361
>>713215370
Indeed , very stupid

>>713215224
I was with it up until he squirted the fucking grease on top. Absolutely fucking disgusting.

>>713215489
More cope. Stop drinking that weak ass shit. You might as well drink non-alcoholic beer if you're going to a weak American beer drinking stereotype. That isn't a macrobrew so you're paying a premium for your soda water.

>>713215540
Retarded quirk chungus. But I love her.

>>713215008
I miss the days where I could eat shit like that. Had my gallbladder taken out years ago so that much grease is 100% Shits City.
Luckily, I learned to love veggies on my pizza.

>>713215540
>holds up D@ sP0rk of D00M

>>713215224
Absolutely disgusting

Why are people who drink alcohol so retarded?

>>713215761
i was retarded before i became an alcoholic

>>713215761
Shut up and drink your 4% beer, xir.

>>713215761
>kills braincells
>hurr why are they so retarded?
Why are YOU so retarded, anon?

>>713214053
He looks like he's in the middle of having a stroke in this video

>>713215224
My heart's giving out just looking at this. Why are Americans so.

>>713215339
30 wings isn't cheap so you kinda won, but I would be pissed if it had been Little Caesar's pretzel crust with the cheese sauce instead of tomato sauce they stiffed me on. Shit is god tier, I don't give a FUCK what anyone says

>>713215761
They're addicts. Addicts are inherently irrational due to endocrine retardation.

>>713215761
HAHA, I KNOW RITE, BLAZZIT, LEAF OF LETTUCE DEVIL

>>713215850
the founding fathers and laborers who built this country drank small-bier
fuck off, 56 IQ retard

>>713215638
eagerly waiting for your next low IQ post
surprise me

>>713215889
>Little Caesar's pretzel crust with the cheese sauce instead of tomato sauce
MY MOTHERFUCKING NIGGA YOU ARE A MAN OF CULTURE AND TASTE

>>713214947
>kills your memory
>late stage dementia
>lowers your standards
>$100 an ounce

>>713216023
Finally, you're actually drinking a real beer.

>>713214986
1800s New Yorker hands typed this post

>>713213984 (OP)
MAMA MIA I BURNA DA PIZZA

>>713215761
same as people who smoke grass and insist "its totally above board bro", "its not addictive bro", "ill stop lazing around on weed next week bro i promise"
it changes the chemicals in your brain to make you docile and stupid

>>713216103
>burn
You're a retarded subhuman.

>>713216090
you humongous retard
the 4% beer guy wasn't me, can you even understand there are more than 2 posters on this website?
retard nigger

>>713215252
right > left
also those fries looks so good right now. anybody ever found a way to get homemade crispy fries? anytime I do they turn out soggy

>>713213984 (OP)
i just made cramberry tart, its cooling in the fridge

i can only get dried cramberries where i live, but mixing in water, sugar, an orange, butter and a good deal of cornstarch i think i got a decent filling

the hazelnut crust is amazing

>>713216171
brown italian spotted LMAO

>>713215437
Idk man I've met plenty of successful alcoholics, I've met 0 successful weed addicts. Hell even speed addicts usually have high paying trading/finance jobs.

>>713216189
Yeah, I'm sure some random anon felt insecure enough to post his "big boy 6% beer' and totally isn't the dickless bitch I was mocking.

Just coffee. Strong and black. Weed/hash for some games.

>>713214053
>>713215870
It's a woman. Candys cooking

>>713214178
>>713215096
>>713215870
that's a woman
look at the size of those knockers

>>713214130
More like knobgoblin faggot.

>>713216290
Man, that's a lot of chungus.

fuck this thread is making me hunrgy
time for late night order

>>713215142
You sound retarded and like an alcoholic. Your drinks making you drunk doesn't make you more of a man

>>713216263
>the OP posted this British beer https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/160/127761/
>I just posted a picture of a French local brew
>"THESE POSTERS ARE THE SAME"
how deep into denial are you going to keep up being?
are you naturally this retarded or are you just pretending to be?

>everyone always makes fun of Filipino food
>probably only ever had lumpia or pancit that their coworkers brought in to work
>no one's ever had the good shit like chicken inasal

>>713215008
>53$ pizza
>2 toppings and a squirt of honey

>>713216103
KEKK my first thought too

>>713216450
I drink once a week. If I'm an alcoholic, you must think nearly everyone you meet is one, too (assuming you actually leave the house).

>>713214601
>>713215142
I don't understand why Americans think that strong beer means "real" beer. If anything it'd be related to density, with high density dark beers being the "real" beers.

Nigger faggot thinks ABV matters in beer at all, you drink beer for the taste you philistine
If you want to simply get hammered drink a real alcoholic beverage with more than a few percent ABV
Acting like this about beer of all things is cringe, although I would say that the best beers in the world are generally in the 6-12% range

The goat

>>713216604
Just look at how they build cars. You want retarded amount of horsepower or retarded amount of taking up the road to validate your 3 inch cock?

>>713216604
Americans don't typically. We usually drink bud light piss water while mowing the lawn or grilling out.

>>713216481
Who. who the fuck makes fun of Filipino food?
>just had pork belly adobo and pork tocino silog last weekend.

Real gamer hours

>>713216678
Disgusting

>>713216678
that looks so fucking good

>>713215224
ngl this makes me hungry

>>713215224
Americans are a self-correcting problem.

>>713213984 (OP)
For dinner I had chicken and potatoes with Korean BBQ sauce and lentil and chickpea soup. It was pretty good, lots of protein and fiber too.

>>713216481
Indog food mogs yours and don't say that overused line of "erm actually home cooking is better" pure pinoy cope

>>713216715
>please respect our sexuality chuds

Bussin

>>713216775
So you're saying one of them gay boys just dropped this on a blue board?

>>713216678
>The goat
>a picture of pure slop

>>713216678
>live somewhere I can get all varieties of pizza including Indian, traditional focaccia, Detroit, and Cheesboard style
>nobody here makes the best type, New Haven
why god?

>>713216481
>>713216707
Filipino food is just as disgusting as indian food

SAARS

>>713216481
>basic roasted chicken on a stick
>i-it's fillipino!
Pathetic.

>>713216469
Fine. You're a different anon that came rushing to defend a British tranny sipping on his 4% swill. Do you want an award?

>>713216481
Filipino food is just lesser versions of dishes from other Asian countries.