Describe your dream horror game

booba

I don't get it. I'm assuming closing her eyes scares her but she already did that in the second panel and her eyes are open anyway so what the hell is this about?

>>713214462 (OP)
I just want a 3d first person darkwood.

>>713214462 (OP)
Video games aren't scary.
Although I do relate to this comic. I saw a picture of a dude's creepy face once on 4chan that some people found hilariously stupid, but I found it unnerving, and for like two weeks I kept imagining it in the corner of my eye when I took a shower.

I don't get it, is about being afraid of what could be near you when your eyes are closed and vulnerable?
Like being afraid of what's in the dark type of thing?

>>713214462 (OP)
My horror?
Analog.
My spaces?
Liminal.

>>713214658
iirc, you're supposed to let conditioner set in a bit over time. But that leaves an uncomfortable period where you just wait.

Do people actually feel vulnerable in the shower? I wonder if my shower always having a see through curtain/glass panel and the door always having a lock is why I feel like i'm actually more prepared for a home invader or spooky person while i'm showering compared to if i'm sleeping

WHEN IM IN THE SHOWER
IM AFRAID TO WASH MY HAIR

>>713215206
>But that leaves an uncomfortable period where you just wait.
I just wash my face and body while I let my conditioner set in.

>>713214462 (OP)
showering is so much work for no reward. Its actually insanity because you're just going to get dirty again. I only shower before I have to go outside to interact with other meatbags, otherwise I use my time more efficiently.

>>713215393
If I skip showers I get covered in fungal rashes.

>>713214462 (OP)
Cute princess

>>713215393
>I only shower before I have to go outside to interact with other meatbags
Same. That's why I shower every day

>>713215494
I havent figured out how to solve that problem, but I still refuse to shower because I am never satisfied with the lazy option everyone else does.

>>713214462 (OP)
>Apply shampoo
>Apply bodywash
>Rinse shampoo
>Apply conditioner
>Floss, brush teeth, mouthwash
>Rinse conditioner

Done.

i have never used conditioner in my life
explain in 20 words or less why i should use it

>>713214462 (OP)
Probably a full third-person character driven RPG in a setting like Sunless Sea.

Setting out on foot across different islands to interact with different cultures and cosmic horrors, managing your ship and the crew you've chosen, making your way back to a hub area in London and seeing how its changed because of certain choices or just over time.

>>713215393
This

>>713215817
it can give you smooth hair to molest

>>713214658
Sometimes it takes a minute for the ghosts to come

>>713215243
I MIGHT OPEN MY EYES AND SEE SOMEONE STANDING THERE

A RE/Souls style game with random scary elements. Like, on your 100th death a spooky skeleton appears, laughs, and runs away. Next time he attacks you. Sometimes your legs are worms for no reason. Walls bleed or whisper to you. All of this happens very rarely, when you least expect it. Some of the events are unique. Keeps you on your toes.

>>713215615
>mouthwash
enjoy your receding gums

Ghosts just aren't scary if you think about them logically. Why would the soul of a dead person hang around to make s ary faces at you in the shower? Is that something you would do if you were dead?

>>713214462 (OP)
>main character (female) wakes up in spooky place
>objective is to get out
>monster be spooky
>monster have sex with mc
>scared stiff
Here's your ChatGPT tier idea now give me your money.

>>713216409
yes, what the fuck else am I gonna do while dead. I waited my whole to hang around making scary faces and throw objects at people without pushback

>>713216409
They're not making faces at you they're trying to get your attention
Never ever ever ever acknowledge a ghost

>>713215261
imagine using your time efficiently

>>713215615
>He brushes his teeth in the shower
Enjoy your showerhead bacteria. Even stone age savages knew not to drink from still water

a game where a lady with big boobs chases me oh no please dont id hate if she caught up to me

>>713216923
>he doesn't keep all his cold taps open at all times for constant flow of fresh water

>>713214462 (OP)
>Describe your dream horror game
RE4R but with snappier movement, old Ashley instead of shitty nuAshley, and all of the sex jokes put back in. Also make the castle a little bigger and remove the outer wall portion because it sucked.

>>713215261
But then the conditioner stays all over you
You need to soap that away

Do you guys shower before bed or after you wake up

>>713216409
>if you could phase through walls would you go into a girl's shower
Yes. Is that a trick question?

>>713217243
Before, I feel like shit if I go to bed unclean

>>713217243
Who the fuck showers in the morning, goes out and gets dirty, then gets into bed dirty? Shower when you get home that way you're clean at home and clean in bed and wake up clean.

>>713214462 (OP)
You play as a dog. Ghosts, demons, ghouls, are trying to invade your house and kill your owners. It's up to you to save them!

>>713217243
before
imagine wiping all the fucking daily filth into the sheets and not being able to sleep naked

>>713217387
>not being able to sleep naked
full commando? bro... people fart in their sleep so why would you? imagine sharting your sheets because you thought going to bed clean is good enough

It's a reddit answer, but I need an adaptive horror experience like in Black Mirror episode video game.

I live for occult stuff, I live for horror.
RE2 on release was probably the last time I was afraid. Before that it was Clock Tower.
Don't get me wrong, I love the tension and atmosphere, but I want a really horrifying experience and I don't think I can get that from vidya anymore.

Maybe something VR related?
I tried playing some horror games in VR and they just played like normal video games, but in VR. I didn't feel immersed into the experience.
I want Spooky's house of jumpscares, but the full adult version of that.
I want the classic horror house, but i'm actually in it.

Anything more than that and I think we are too much into action/adventure like RE became and i'm not into it anymore.

>>713217243
I shower after work in the summer, and after I wake up in winter.

>>713216257
My dentist described my teeth as "perfect", so I'll keep it up.

>>713217490
how incontinent do you have to be to shit yourself in your sleep
if you manage that you're washing the sheets regardless

>>713217243
>Shower when waking up
>morning routine is now that much longer
>the only benefit of "feeling clean" throughout the day is if you're in a comfy job in an air conditioned room and only if you're in a cool area or in the winter since any summer heat commuting or walking in the parking lot instantly makes you feel gross
>even if you don't shower again at night lots of people still wash their face and you have to brush your teeth
>all the dirt and sweat of the day is now on your sheets

>shower at night
>go to bed clean and your sheets stay cleaner longer
>if you sweat in your sleep during the summer you can just wipe yourself down with a wet towel in the morning and then wash your face
>you still spend the day feeling clean and refreshed

>>713217553
>oy vey goyim what perfect teeth!

>>713215615
>Floss, brush teeth, mouthwash
But anon! Everybody knows its floss, mouthwash, and then brush teeth. You need to keep the toothpaste in your shiny teeth!

>>713217387
>not being able to sleep naked
I don't need to imagine that, I'm simply not a fucking savage so it never happens.

>>713217149
The fuck are you talking about, it goes in your hair and stays there until you wash it out. That's the point.
Why are you conditioning your body?

>>713217770
Ah yes, because the stereotypical swindling jew would tell you that your teeth are great and you definitely don't need expensive dental work done.

>>713215817
So your hair gets greasy sooner after you get out of the shower and you have use/buy more shampoo

if you have naturally oily/fine hair it's a scam

>>713217794
>floss, mouthwash, and then brush teeth
this is what i do

>>713217869
>Why are you conditioning your body?
For hardship mostly

for people that want to brush their teeth better get 2 percent florid toothpaste ask your dentist guy to sell it to you

>>713216540
Why shouldn't you?

>>713217801
>restricting your cock and balls and ass for 25% of your life for no reason at all

>>713218275
restricting?
And it isn't reasonless it keeps the sheets clean.

>>713218275
>restricting
Do you sleep in a chastity cage or something? Do you constantly complain about your cock and balls and ass needing to breath whenever your dressed? Just buy some really loose fitting underwear specifically for when you sleep if it's that much of a problem for you

>>713218339
yes, wearing underwear confines them and doesn't let them naturally flop around
>keeps the sheets clean
from what
you wash it all before going to bed, your cock is safely tucked away in its foreskin and you're not going to expel fluids and solids at night unless there's something seriously wrong with you

>>713218653
why have underwear at all?

>>713218842
What if I have a wet dream/get morning wood and precum leaks onto my sheets? What if I fart in my sleep and don't have my under to at least somewhat filter it? You're being gross for no reason

>>713218704
>you wash it all before going to bed,
Just because something is technically clean doesn't mean it's societally "clean". Would you grab your cock and balls and then immediately eat and lick your fingers without washing anything them in between just because you showered 5 minutes earlier?

>>713217387
What happens if there's a fire or something? Are you just going to run out into the street in your birthday suit?

I want more shit like Eternal Darkness that break the fourth wall to fuck with the player

>>713214462 (OP)
Lethal Company is my dream with how it can go from horror to dark comedy to back to horror. Like you and like 40 people are fucking around on this planet but a jack in the box spawns and murders the fuck out of everyone else the point all you hear are screams and it rampaging around as you desperately find the excit

prime example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbqwsWQxtpg

>>713215206
I usually just jack it for a few seconds. You know, a lil feely feel for a good 30 seconds. then rinse and finish up my shower

>>713214462 (OP)
psychological horror that reminds you that you're going to die childless and alone and you're wasting your time.

>>713217243
>Do you guys shower before bed or after you wake up
yes

>>713219549
hey wait a minute, that's just real life

>>713219049
>Societally "clean"
You're such a little baby slave.

>Would you grab your cock and balls and then immediately eat and lick your fingers without washing anything them in between just because you showered 5 minutes earlier?
Why not? No philosophical spooks, please.

>>713214462 (OP)
I'm trying to make it, basically evil dead 1 to 3. Serious tone at first but in the end becomes campy.

>>713217243
Before going out.

>>713217980
They would if they want your teeth to start falling out and sell you a treatment for it

>>713219685
Just going to play for 1 hour....then all of a sudden it's 1am.

>>713214707
kill yourself

>>713219426
I had a dream a few weeks ago about a game like Lethal Company but on an expanded scale. Basically you had multiple teams of four people and all four of those team members had radios they could use with eachother but one team member who functioned as a radio man had a special radio that could communicate with radio operators on other teams so those radio operators were responsible for communicating and relaying messages between the other teams. If the radio operator died, the only means of communication that team would have with the others would be by proximity chat.
When I woke up there was a part of me that was excited to play it some more and then I just felt disappointed when I realized it was just a dream

>>713219687
I bet you don't return the shopping cart you fuck

>>713217385
actual good idea

>>713216409
Not only that - they appear when your eyes are closed, act scary and vanish before you open your eyes. It's haunting for cowards.

>>713219049
My cock and balls are clean enough that your mom doesn't have any issues putting them in her mouth so I don't see the issue.

>>713217243
im a 35 year old 400+lb death feeder and i shower maybe once a month but sometimes it can get worse. its just way too laborious for me to do so but i wish i could change

flossing is a scam
all it does is push food deeper into gumline.

>>713220239
>filthy degenerate resorts to middle school insults

>>713219049
>Would you grab your cock and balls and then immediately eat and lick your fingers without washing
Yes, obviously. Stop being a faggot.

>>713217243
I always shower right after I wake up because my hair is naturally oily and curly so it gets super fucked up when I sleep

>>713214462 (OP)
Doom 64 like FPS where there's one enemy who won't die and will keep chasing you throughout the campaign. Your guns will disable this enemy, but it'll keep recovering and getting stronger and more eerie looking after each recovery.

The atmosphere needs to be like Doom 64, with creepy music and a feeling of isolation between killing pods of enemies.

Joel Vargskelethor says that you can't make a horror game where the MC has a gun and this is my attempt to prove him wrong.

>>713217243
i take a shit in my bed before falling asleep and after waking up and i shower in the middle of the day

W40k first person horror game where you play as a tau human civilian in the middle of an invasion from almost every faction in the setting.
It plays like a mix between Alien Isolation and SOMA in which you are a noncombatant faggot who can't fight at all, so instead you have to solve puzzles, use the environment, and use tools to evade combat as much as possible because everything can kill.
You will have a chapter to lower your tension by introducing you to your family, friends, coworkers, neighbors and random people you meet in the city.
Then suddenly all hell breaks loose.
You now have to hide, get shit you need to not die, bring as many people from xenos to other humans to a possible shelter, and either try to escape, get evacuated, or find a more safer place to bunker down and hope shit passes.
I want to make it as inmmersive as possible too.
Also, i want to show just how fucking scary everything throw at you is.
Space Marines and orks charging at high speeds, posse's of kriegers just lynching people and setting them on fire, wizards doing wizard fuckery, Tau soldiers with PTSD from the 4th expansion just breaking, nids being NotXenomorphs, Dark Eldar and Emperor Children doing their best to do body horror, mechanicum being scary motherfuckers.
Have all the silly horror from W40k just getting throw to a civilian running away with food and a random alien baby he just found next to its parents in the middle of the street that look like some crabmen that were running the Carpet store 3 blocks from your house.
The Eternauta, but with a bigger, bloddier clusterfuck.

>>713220319

>>713216409
true but it reminded me of this

If you have long hair you shouldn't be conditioning your scalp, especially if it's fine/thin because it just builds up there and makes you look greasy faster. Just condition from the middle to your ends. You're welcome.

>>713221238
good to know
i haven't cut my hair since 2020 and i've been wondering if i should bother with anything beyond shower gel plus soap
shampoo honestly seemed like a massive fucking placebo so i dropped it

>>713217243
Before bed, like a civilized person

>>713214462 (OP)
Something with horrifically disfigured eldritch abominations that you can fuck

>>713215393
Showering helps your body run at peak efficiency in terms of weight respiration and heat and reduces the viral strain your inmune sysstem has to deal with. It's maintenance for the machine that is the body vessel, otherwise normies should fear my might.

>>713217243
I shower right after getting home from work, and on the weekend I shower before going out.

>>713214707
have you played Forest? still the only decent 3d basebuilding/surv horror

>>713217243
I shower once a week

>>713215817
STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN

>>713214462 (OP)
>game takes place in a large mansion
>as time goes on rooms start to disappear one by one
>you have to find a way out before all of them are gone as well as find clues on what’s happening

A game that takes place in a fucking slum where you're kidnapped by human traffickers to be sold as a sex slave.

You're given a small dose of heroine at the beginning of the game to get you addicted. Then you try to escape, avoiding human traffickers while fighting through withdrawals.

Basically Manhunt but escaping your kidnappers to not become a would-be sex-slave

>>713217243
I sweat too much when I sleep to shower before I go to bed, I feel gross all day if I don't shower before I leave the house.

>>713217553
>My dentist
your dentist's goal is to make you dependent on his services

Here you go

>>713215393
Stinky

>>713215494
Replace your bed with a kiddie pool filled with sand, and sleep in that, immersed in sand. You can use heat lamps to warm the sand during winter. Then instead of a full shower you can do a brief rinse in the shower each morning to get the sand out, which will wash away your grime as well.

>>713214462 (OP)
You're not supposed to apply conditioner directly to the scalp you dumb bitch

>>713215615
>>713215817
>>713215965
>having hair
>especially in the summer
Get a buzz cut and you'll never go back. It removes an entire dimension of bullshit you have to deal with on a daily basis. Protip: your hair probably looks like shit anyway.

Fixed camera angles, prerendered backgrounds, low poly but hirez. make it big, make it sandbox, make it survival horror

>>713220842
>yfw you'll never hold hands with your cute japanese ghost gf

>>713221238
How do you condition specific parts of your hair? That makes no sense to me.

>>713227193
This is like if your hair is long enough to pull into a ponytail, then you start working the conditioner fromt he top of the ponytail down, rather than starting with your scalp . If your hair is just kinda long but not past your shoulders it's not really manageable or important to worry about.

>>713215206
>uncomfortable
Is this just women being mentally ill or is it like that for everyone who's a complete bitch faggot?

>>713215831
>pitcher and wine
>no glasses on the table
Cmon

>>713215393
I thought the stinky nerd stereotype was fake and then I see posts like these

Literally this:

>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1898920/War_of_the_Worlds/

>>713228081
Ah ok good, I never let it get that long

>>713214462 (OP)
This used to happen to me as a kid but my was a shark.

>>713225787
>lust-provoking entity
>irrelevant, time-wasting fleeing

>>713228881
>irrelevant, time-wasting fleeing
that's called "foreplay"

>>713226367
low poly hi rez is ugly as fuck

>>713223939
Love it. Toss in a chapter about flagging down some officers only for them to be crooked cops in on the trafficking bit. You struggle and end up shooting them with the gun they were going to execute you with.

Now youve run afoul of the police and are on the run. trust no one.

>>713217243
Before. I work outside and come home dirty. Would be awful to sleep in that filth.

>>713217243
Default
>shower in morning
I actually had to work/am dirty
>shower right when work is done
I almost never shower right before bed.

>>713228237
They're serving the protagonist on the other side of the table.

>>713214462 (OP)
things that are only possible in ero games

>>713228964
I think it looks quite good. Roblox is a good example though most of the games are terrible so only certain ones look good

>>713228923
I guess you're right, just grabbing her on sight seems really desperate.

>>713214462 (OP)
its basically just a puzzle game based on old school vampire/demon lore.

first person, in the rainy woods at night, you run into a castle, or mansion, and ask the butler for shelter, they let you in, but tell you to follow the rules TO THE LETTER, and hand you a list of game rules.

you need to spend the weekend in the care of the vampires/demons and as long as you follow the rules the NPC's cant get you, but as soon as you use the wrong fork for dinner, or fail to act honourably as a guest, you enter the chase sequence, which is almost always a game over, but if you can trap the NPC's in polite convention, such as by gifting them a hand crafted trinket as thanks for their hospitality, or gaining the protection of another NPC, then you can continue the game.

basically spending the day at your autistic kids house after he read the rules of etiquette and stopped taking his anti-psychotics.

put it in ps2 graphics, give it a secret ending and BAM, youtuber 4 hour review-worthy

>>713229739
Sounds good, you could give it some fact finding stuff where you need to figure out which specific rules each of the residents have to follow so you can avoid their triggers/get away in the chase

>>713215393
you smell good and feel clean
I have opposite issue
I like showering too much
the feeling of water on your skin, the white noise of the shower streams pattering against the tub, it just sends me into a trance
I could spend an hour in the shower, sometimes even 2
it definitely is adds a dent on the water bill
I'm posting this from the shower right now

>>713229923
how much prying can you do into one of the NPCs past without it becoming rude and opening you up to attack? is it impolite to ask about a vampires past? maybe not if you tell them about YOUR past first, or if you help the maids out with dishes then your hosts are on the backfoot, and then your request for the circumstances of their curse, and maybe a hint to their weakness, is now all but guaranteed.
bit ask too quickly, or directly, and you're being nosey or prying, and by acting impolite you open yourself up to evisceration for being a bad houseguest.

>>713217243
I sweat a lot in my sleep and I have terrible bed head, so I have to shower after I wake up. It helps me get awake in the early morning too

>>713217243
I shower before going out
I have a fan to keep me cool at night and no one comes home so I don't have to be clean at home

>>713215615
mouthwash reduces nitric oxide and gives you erectile dysfunction

>>713215817
It’s worth it if you have long hair. It keeps it soft and makes it look nicer.

>>713215393
>meatbags
redditor

>>713215206
That's dumb
While I wait for the conditioner to set, I wash the rest of my body

>>713215393
Let me guess: you're a Nintendo fan too

It would just end up being a fetish game about flashlights since you're only way to stave off whatever is chasing the player would be light and you'd have to build stronger more long lasting lights.

>>713230659
Im lowkey lucky that my apartment could never fit a bathtub, because if it could I'd just live in there

>>713215206
why are zoomies so scared to be with their thoughts

>>713216409
Why wouldn't people who were shitbags, murderers, etc continue being that way as ghosts?
If there are malicious, vindictive people why wouldn't there be ghosts who are the same?

>>713217243
once a month

>>713217243
Quick scrub in the morning to freshen up / absorb some heat it it's winter, and again in the evening to get the gym sweat off.

>>713215831
This reminds me of Shrouded Seascape, you should read it, you'll probably enjoy it. And if you have the stomach for it, read Mutated Tao, which is by the same author.

>>713215206
I just space out with the warm water running on my back

I really need to clean my shower

>>713215393
eating is so much work for no reward. Its actually insanity because you're just going to shit then get hungry again.

>>713214462 (OP)
realistic on the ground survival game of the weeks preceding and right after a nuclear war
fallout has forever fucked up the collective idea of nuclear war and ruined any actual seriousness someone would treat the subject with

FUCK YOU TODD

>>713217243
Before I go out.
>>713217303
>>713217372
>>713217387
How nasty are you fuckers that you end up filthy at the end of the day?

>>713215206
I just masturbate.

>>713233739
Not everyone works an office job.

>>713233820
I'd still have to wait.

>>713233739
You realize that your body produces oil and sweat all day, right? You realize that there's dirt and dust in the air when you go outside, right? You realize that some people have to walk during the day, and some of us exercise, right? People who don't shower before bed are fucking disgusting. You're a filthy animal.

>>713230659
Based One Hour Power Showerer.
Do you do hard work? I mean physically exhaustive work?
If you do, then next time you get home from work get a cold beer and have a hot shower.

Best fucking feeling in the world.

>>713215393
I shower but I only do it every few days when I feel greasy since becoming clean is satisfying. Showering preventatively is definitely lame, though.

>>713233967
yeah I do
definitely going to try that out and grab a cold one for the shower
druk showers are pretty great too

>>713228424
is there finally a release date?

>>713217243
short cold shower when I wake up
medium length hot shower when I get home
sometimes on weekends in the summers I take long cold showers when I wake up

>>713215206
I do hindu squats while waiting

>>713233161
Might give it a go

I can't go longer than 3 or 4 days without a shower. I don't know how anyone can go a month without one. When my hand starts smelling like piss from scratching my nuts because my underwear has build up of just a little dribbling out over time after putting my pants on. Or my scalp starting to itch and my hair turning greasy and it getting all over the pillow case. And when I scratch my scalp and it gets grease all over my hand and skin stuck in my nails. Or when I can just feel my ass getting crustier to wipe over time from toilet paper and shit build up. Or when I can start to smell my own armpits. I don't think any amount of depression could get me to tolerate the discomfort of being fucking filthy.

>>713232103
you're not supposed to drink it

>>713228964
Silence, philistine.

Urban survival craft where you're constantly being hunted, Resident Evil style

>>713217243
>showerfags
LMFAOING at you all

>>713214462 (OP)
Fatal Frame if it was a detective game.
One ghost, you can't fight it and you're investigating the town, it's victims and the people there to find out how to make it go away.

>>713216409
>ghost of an evil killer
>ghost that wants help and attention but kills on contact
>ghost that is pretty much a tornado of hate and resentment because of a violent and unjust end, the original person is subsumed by these negative emotions
>ghost that has no fucking clue what is going on, acts like it's sleepwalking and repeating a series of actions indefinitely, turns aggressive easily

>>713234616
It's not from swallowing it, it's from the mouthwash killing bacteria in your mouth.

>>713230659
I love taking showers

>>713214971
>dude's creepy face once on 4chan that some people found hilariously stupid
Brian peppers?

Im bald so i dont feel fear at the shower

>>713216196
>Sometimes your legs are worms for no reason.

Actual scary games? Darkwood didn't do much for me.

>>713226240
Based buzz cut haver, I never had long hair for as long as I remember, every month I shave.

>>713214462 (OP)

Dream horror game concept thread
Resident Evil 7 almost nailed my dream horror game. The intro with Mia was perfect, that sudden switch from sweet wife to psychotic lunatic stabbing you with a kitchen knife was one of the most intense things I've experienced in a horror game. If the whole game had just focused on that, on Mia losing her mind and turning into a domestic terror, it would've been perfect. To me, the best horror is grounded in reality. And what's more terrifying than the person you trust the most losing it and trying to kill you over some imagined slight? Every man who's been in a long-term relationship knows that phase when the angel you married turns into a screaming banshee, especially during PMS or after some emotional meltdown. I'm not trying to be edgy, this shit is real and it can get scary. You want horror? Imagine your wife going absolutely feral at 2am because you left a dish in the sink. I want a game that leans hard into that. Domestic horror. Three rooms. Flickering lights. Bloody knives. A woman you once loved, now muttering to herself and hunting you with scissors. And no, I'm not talking about some anime tsundere crap like Miside. That game had the right aesthetic but it's still cartoony and disconnected from how truly disturbing real relationships can be. I want raw emotional violence, regret, paranoia, guilt, betrayal, punishment. A horror you actually feel. Of course such a game will never be made. It's way too toxic for today's world.

I don't, and never have, conditioned my hair. I use tresseme shampoo, the black bottle with gold textbox. I shampoo once every day in the morning or early afternoon.
People routinely tell me I have very soft hair. Even though my hair is thin (not balding, I mean literally thin, so I can't style it really) I am blessed. Having soft hair that girls like touching is very nice.
Sadly I don't interact with women except my friends' wives so I don't get to take advantage of my natural blessing.

Wanna know my secret? The genie of hair is named Ymr, so you should picrel

>>713215615
you forgot
>take a shit and stomp it down the drain
but yeah

>>713218215
It encourages them and it's a bad influence for their personal development.

You're stuck in a social situation with a creature wearing the skin of your dead friend. You are aware of the creatures true nature but it doesn't know you know. Navigate the day so as not to let it become aware it's disguise has failed and also come up with excuses not to wind up alone with it, as it will attack if either happen.

>>713236052
actually really good idea anon, if someone made that proper and nice lookin itd probably one of those small horror successes like "No I am not Human" except actually interesting

>>713236052
>>713236301
>reverse dating sim where you come up with excuses NOT to sleep with women because you know they're actually evil monsters
Anime protagonist simulator

>>713215261
Men don't use conditioner.

>>713235736
RE7 sucks and it's barely a game. At that point watch a movie.

>>713216162
I don't have that thought. I think I will get teleported to the Mariana Trench.

>>713236427
Im not asking your opinion, old man

dating sim except all the girls are yandere and you have to treat every conversation like you're diffusing a bomb, while also not letting another catch you in conversation
You gotta avoid them while also giving them just enough attention to not kill you while also making sure you don't get caught by 2 at the same time

>>713236540
Ah, you're just a zoomer. Carry on never having a worthwhile opinion about anything ever.

>>713215206
Wtf is a conditioner?

>>713236603
Soon u will die, boomer, and it would be pathetic death for such brown faggot like u.

Tell me, u dislike re7 because nigger cop died?

>>713236397
I used conditioner in my teen years cause I had long luscious blonde hair

>>713215393
this nigga smell like doodoo

I want more survival horror with ganado type enemies, im tired of animalistic or zombie like monsters

>>713217243
In the morning. During the summer I'll take a quick shower when I get back from work just to clean off the sweat though.

>>713214462 (OP)
>wake up in a tin shack on the side of a mountain in Brazil
>have only a smartphone
>see on smartphone that people have better lives than me and can play video games
>have to screencap Digital Foundry videos and post them to 4chan
>have to tell people that the only reason I don't have hardware capable of playing video games is because I don't WANT it, and it's a scam
>if I fail to do this, I have to commit sudoku

>>713214462 (OP)
>precondition
>wet hair+rinse
>shampoo scalp, condition length
>rinse
it's efficient

>>713237063
>soap head and face
>shave head and face
>soap armpits and junk
>shave armpits and junk
>soap rag
>scrub from top to bottom
>rinse

>>713236628
It's a hair conditioner
it helps make your hair cooler

A survival horror game where everytime you die, you get haunted by a "ghost" version of yourself that haunts you throughout the game, upgrading as the game goes on. Depending on what key items you have in your inventory and decisions you have made , it'll change how the ghost haunts the player. Some items may even disappear upon death. It will also alter some routes you can take throughout the story depending on your ghost. Thoughts?

>>713236397
I did, back during Covid when I decided to let my hairs go long just so I could fully cosplay as the stereotypical IT guy.
Made me realize how fucking dirty women are, because damn it's actually piss-easy to have beautiful hairs.

>>713218134
Based survivor.

>female ghost/cryptid/monster tries ambushing me
>take off all my clothes to reveal my raging boner
>run after it all full speed because SEXXOOOO
Nothing to it

Afraid all the cum that has gone down the shower drain over the years will cause a clog lmao

>>713214462 (OP)
You're the only human a space agency sent to an unknown planet, you have to take care of a small base and do certain tasks to maintain it.
Your only source of company is the monotone voice of your employer's assistant. They will give you missions beyond maintenance, sometimes.

While you try to do your little tasks and missions, weird phenomena will occur around (just to mess with you)
these phenomena can be very varied.
From weird flashes of light when you look at the stars, weird sounds, weird robotic sounds (in your base), to little rocks that move a bit right in the corner of your vision.

>Shower thread
>Smash Bros players come in telling everyone that showering is a scam