2 months until release.

>>713219642 (OP)
What am I even looking at?

>>713220380
Good thing you're not a bug.

>>713219642 (OP)
that better not be a spider

>>713219642 (OP)
People look at this shit and can't figure out we're living in a demonic realm

The Wrap-around Spider, indigenous to Australia, can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs for camouflage

>>713220714
The stuff of nightmares

>>713220714
so that's why eucalyptus trees evolved to be flammable

>>713219642 (OP)
>Δ
anyone tried the master collection on steam or gog?

>>713220714
>>713219642 (OP)
so fucking COOL

>>713220714
Wha-why?!! Why did God create this!?!?!

>>713221485
Stuff like this makes me think there is no god. I know it's wrong but it challenges my faith.

>>713221485
Australia is the equivalent of God's notebook doodles.

>>713221658
Occam's razor, anon.

>>713220714
Why is it always Australia? What the fuck went down on that island in prehistory to make everything so horrible?

>>713220714
>average flat is justice poster

>>713221658
>I-Is that a camouflaged bug?
>AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN MY FAITH IS SLIPPING

>>713222351
Arachnids are not bugs. They're eight legged creatures from hell

>>713222193
The Wallace Line

>>713220714
It's basically half the size of your nail though, you'll be fine, we won't hurt you

>>713222601
It's a fucking spider, nigger. Sure they can jumpscare you but they're pretty goddamn useful for some improvised pest control. Now centipedes on the other hand? Those are the real fucking monsters and they should be torched off the face of the earth.

OP here. Was trying to make a stealth Snake Eater Remake thread.

>>713221658
It's ok to admit magic and wizards arent real.

>>713222092
Occam's razor what?

>>713220714
Clever girl…

>>713220714
What happens if you accidentally grabbed that exact part of the branch?

>>713222092
Occam's razor is a problem solving tool, not a way to retardedly explain away the natural occurring phenomena of the world.

>>713219642 (OP)
Δ
ΔΔ

>>713221658
Why would a spider existing be the deciding factor in whether or not you think God exists? Why couldn't God just create the biological process for evolution and then let the rest take care of itself?

>>713221658
Ive heard some wild theories about insects not even being from here, same with fungus. The "Insects are from space" theory is an interesting one, funny enough that Fire Force anime talks about that very theory.

>>713223586
>Insects are from space" theory is an interesting one
No it isn't

>>713222872
>we

>>713220714
>Australia
What did these people do to deserve all of this shit?

>>713222193
Nigga north americans live in a place where there's:
>bears
>mountain lions
>wolves
>moose
>skunks
>rattlesnakes
>canada geese
I don't know what they mean when they call Australia a death world when they live with shit like that

>>713223692
Yes it is

>>713223581
Usually when people refer to "God" in this way, benevolence is implied

>>713223586
Why would bugs from space have evolutionary adaptations for blending in with trees from earth?

>>713223761
Yeah all those poor animals have to live around Americans. Dreadful really.

>>713223761
but bugs are icky!
it really is the loud minority of the biggest bitches in the world every time a bug is spotted, shitting and pissing their pants. if you can't win a 1v1 with a bug while you have what are called shoes, and can't maintain a behavior relative to the fact you are literally invincible against 99.9999 percent of bugs, you are a pussy

>>713223849
They had countless centuries to plan it out while drifting in space. Retard.

animals invented camo
we just adopted it

>>713223761
You can shoot all of those.

>>713223845
He's benevolent to all His creation's needs, just not in ways it always wants.

>>713222872
>we
huh?

>>713223968
>wtf bro just lemme ride my witchbroom

>>713223968
he just wants a job

>>713224017
>he's benevolent to everyone, they are just constantly unhappy because of it
Uh... okay ig

>>713223968
Hairy Potter and the shovel shaped nimbus 2000.

>>713223761
You will never encounter these fucks unless you went into their territory. Australia's wildlife is something you encounter daily in your life(fucked up snakes, insects and arachnids).

>>713224017
I think we should blow everything up to see how he likes it.

>>713224187
Happiness is a choice, as is salvation.

>>713224485
Dying painfully due to environmental factors outside of anyone's control isn't though

>>713224485
Ok I wanna be happy.
Wait where's my serotonin and dopamine motherfucker? Am I supposed to get it myself, in this society and economy?

Do I have to serve in the middle east and defend pissrael to make your kike god happy, migatards?

>>713220714
This is why Australia is prejudiced against flatties?

>>713223952
But if they can drift in space why do they need air to breathe? Why don't they live underwater?

>>713224672
That's fine when eternal glory awaits.

>>713220380
It's a rare phasmid

>>713220714
That is fucking crazy. I haven't been this worried about creatures since I learned about Flying Snakes flattening their body to fly through the air from trees.

>>713224687
The fatter you are the greater the surface on your body that can be made in contact with spiders is.

>>713220714
Crafty fucker

>>713220380
Spooder

>>713224681
Up to you.

>>713224721
1.They can live underwater
2.They can hold it til they reach earth, well they would if it was needed to traverse the vastness of space, but the aether isn't devoid of breathable air anyway. NASA lies to you.

>>713223761
North America also has plenty of dock spiders which are bigger than 99.9% of spiders in Australia

Not to mention legitimately haunted forests from thousands of years of native Americans murdering and eating each other cursing the land.

>>713224869
There's nothing up just cobwebs

>>713224738
Not if you weren't baptized or if you were born under any denomination other than mine. Better luck next time kiddo :)

>>713221360
wew

>>713220714
What a thrill.

>>713220714
This is pretty cool actually but fags have to act like it's something horrifying because they think being pussies is a substitute for having a personality.

>>713224738
It's kind of fascinating how the christcuck and the nihilist worldviews are practically indistinguishable from one another at the end of the day

>>713223761
The problem is anon almost all of them are poisonous

it would be totally cool if people could do it for real too

>>713225246
It would be totally cool if I could wrap myself around my waifu's asscheeks..

>>713223501
why is cat monke?

>>713225060
based on-topic poster

>>713224759
Flying snakes sounds like bullshit but then you good it

>>713226590
cute doggo

>>713225240
>look up venomous spiders
>mostly american
>none are deadly to anyone other than children and elderly
>even species like black widow don't have a single recorded death
>look up venomous snakes
>mostly african
>none are deadly to anyone that doesn't go out of their way to provoke them
>b-but the platipus has poisonous quills! they sting like a honey bee! youch!

>>713222193
The aboriginals genocided all the things that were too weak, valuable, or outright dangerous in prehistory. They basically terraformed the continent into a shithole by burning down most of what wasn't consumed by the sea after the Ice Age ended.

>>713226995
can i get some ai sloppa of this?

>>713223761
Most of those cannot hide in my boot.

>>713219642 (OP)
that is some damn good camo

>>713227127
Don't got slop but here is a reconstructed skeleton of an 18 foot Komodo Dragon style lizard that was killed off by the aboriginals for being to big and slow moving a target for the amount of meat it provided.

>>713226995
the didgeridoo doe

>>713223761
you average american will see maybe 2 of those things in person the rest are so nonexistent americans forget their there

>moose
I hope I never see one of these in person. Those fuckers are like High Octane Muscle Elephants who do nothing except hit the gym 24 hours a day

>>713226995
>The aboriginals genocided all the things that were too weak, valuable, or outright dangerous in prehistory.

Obviously not.

>tranimal thread
Go back.

>>713221485
>australia
>god

>>713219642 (OP)
If bugs were the size of even small dogs, this would be a nightmare planet.

>>713227531
Buddy >>713227453
What they got now is what endured after they burned down the continent to get rid of the real bad shit.

Am I the only one that unironically has a fear of a T-Rex coming from out of nowhere (like from behind a large tree and looking directly at you)? I can't explain how this happened but some times when I'm heading home I just think about a T-Rex showing up out of nowhere and what my options would be if it were to happen

>>713227623
What if dogs were the size of spiders?

>>713227645
Hope the EDF is around to kill it and you.

>>713223754
>What did these people do to deserve all of this shit?
It was a prison colony, so it's pretty self-explanatory.

>>713219642 (OP)
I think it's cute

>>713227792
More games need to dip to 0 FPS like this

>>713225102
>personality
>anonymous forum
mate are you fucking retarded?

>>713227871
indeed

>>713227645
>get lost in the forest
>see this

>>713226751
Nine of the ten deadliest snakes in the world are in Australia.

>>713227645
>>713227996
Would a T-rex even care about something the size of a human? Wouldn’t it be more concerned with hunting some larger prey than what is basically a grain of rice to it?

>>713223586
Thats absolutely retarded and they fit perfectly into the family of arthropods.
They have been on earth for a very long time as a very successful group of animals and as such they've had a lot of opportunity to evolve and speciate and branch and move into different niches.
Mycology is pretty cool, but it only seems so "weird" because most people spend zero time thinking about it except when you see some mushrooms pop up after a rainstorm.
If I ever got fuck you money, I'd love to just have a bunch of grow rooms where I try to cultivate mushrooms that are hard to cultivate.

>>713222929
Bonjour.

>>713223581
Why would a God who's supposed to have created everything out of love, especially the most precious creatures made in his own image, just let everything fall to shit?

>>713228253
If they're territorial then that's irrelevant.
And there's debate about how opportunistic they are, I've even heard some ideas that they may have been selective predators, like how dolphins will kill sharks and just eat their livers. Its possible they used those steak knife teeth to sheer off the prime muscle groups, and then left the rest to scavengers.

>>713223761
All of those animals are easy to shoot at from hundreds of meters away and they learned to stay the hell away from human settlements. Australian wildlife literally couldn't care less, they will force themselves in your homes and kill you with a venomous bite or donkey kick or sharp toe or whatever if you're not prepared at all times.

>>713227623
A toy dog sized jumping spider with the intelligence and temperament of a dog would be a god tier pet.

>>713227645
>>713227996
>>713228253
https://youtu.be/YWg34NQFiSQ?t=239

>>713228327

>>713221485
I've seen worse from Australia.

>>713223761
Oh no! Moose!

Nigga stfu goofy

>>713224426
People around here see bears every day. Suburban developments have spread into what used to be heavily wooded areas and animals that used to travel through them to get to brooks and ponds still try to. Most obviously run from humans and so they've had to adapt, but bears don't. They'll walk right through your yard, the fuck you going to do?
I've never seen a mountain lion, but most people I know have. They can travel pretty far outside what the experts claim is their territory.
I've never seen a wolf but I hear coyotes every night. Sometimes I see them run through my yard. Every few years I see a fox cross the street.
I've never seen a moose, but they're pretty infamous for fucking demolishing vehicles.
I've only ever seen one skunk, but he lived under my porch.
I see Canadian geese every day I go to work. Around the corner from where I live is a pond where a bunch hang out, they usually don't cross the street, but the factory I work at is situated between canals and there's two or three families that hang out around there, I've been watching the babies grow up over the past few weeks, there's no grass or trees around there they just walk through the street and parking lots and along the sidewalks.

>>713228813
This isn’t true btw. I feel like an idiot for having believed too

>>713228798

>>713228813
Why doesn't the tarantula just eat the insects?

>>713223761
don't forget
>cottonmouths
>copperheads
>coral snakes
>brown recluses
>black widows
>bark scorpions
>africanized bees
>africanized humans
>velvet ants
>alligators/crocodiles
>feral hogs

>>713229121
We're talking the little ones it likely can't even detect, like those little sugar ants you might see in your house.

>>713228847
not him, but they're basically slightly smaller elephants. even experienced hunters will piss themselves if a moose is at close range, fearing it will crush their skulls in before the bullets drop it. you wouldn't last moments vs one if it was angered with you

>>713223761
Canada geese are practically domesticated in most places you will encounter them like parks, work sites, etc
It's literally only during nesting that you need to stay away, and even then it's only if you ignore their very obvious warnings and get too close to the nest

>>713224941
>dock spider are not considered dangerous to humans
this is the blue ringed octopus commonly found in australian rock pools. roughly a little smaller than a dock spider
>Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis begins
>The octopus produces venom containing tetrodotoxin, histamine, tryptamine, octopamine, taurine, acetylcholine, and dopamine. The venom can result in nausea, respiratory arrest, heart failure, severe and sometimes total paralysis, and blindness, and can lead to death within minutes if not treated. Death is usually from suffocation due to paralysis of the diaphragm
imagine collapsing in paralysis being unable to breath or call for help but still being aware of your surroundings until you suffocate to death

>>713229751
>imagine collapsing in paralysis being unable to breath or call for help but still being aware of your surroundings until you suffocate to death
I did that last week as a joke, no big deal.

>>713221485
There's a plant in australia that once it stings you the pain is permanent.

>>713229852
i think i got stung by that plant but I've never been to australia

>>713229848
This, don't be a pussy >>713229751 walk it off.

>>713228910
Beard are pussies.
Coyotes are pussies.
Mountain Lions will kill before you notice the.
Geese are the bane of every man's cars existence.

>>713230251
>Beard are pussies
brb gonna shave

>>713219642 (OP)
>>713220714
Can they play video games?

>>713228253
Nigga, wolves sometimes hunt mice

>>713224941
>Not to mention legitimately haunted forests from thousands of years of native Americans murdering and eating each other cursing the land
Wendigos, skinwalkers, demons, and all kinds of crazy shit.

>>713220714
Is there a reason Australia's wildlife is a complete fucking hell hole compared to every other continent on Earth?

>>713224941
>>713231528
>legitimately haunted
cityfags are schizos

>>713231762
>t.

>>713231528
>That photo of a group of deers
Need american forest, now.

>>713220714
Australia is hell on earth

>>713231528
>Not pictured here: the tonttu beating the crap out of Finnish farmers for the slightest misgivings.

>>713226751
>>713228135
huntsman is the deadliest spider in the world because of how many car accidents its caused in australia kek

>>713220714
Shit like this is why it makes sense 99% of the Aussie population lives on the coast. I assume all the dangerous shit, abbos included, are in the unpopulated areas in the center.

>>713220572
:c

>>713231528
Why are you being rude to the stickly man at the end? He's just chilling there, gives a little wave when he sees you passing by, and you come here to seethe about it? Leave him alone.

>>713228910
aussie here, every day when i get into my car, i pass by a redback nest in the shed.
i have brownsnakes in the bush down the road, multiple local dogs have died to sniffing the wrong hole in the ground.
i've had to chase a red belly blacksnake out of my mates house a week back, because it bit his dog, and while their family were rushing it to the vet (its half paralysed now, neurotoxins scary) i offered to remove it from his kids room.
funnel webs aren't too common anymore, but as a child a kid from my school spent literal months in hospital after putting his finger into what he thought was an ant hill, and got bit.
roo kicked me off my bike one night, broke 3 ribs on the side it kicked, i just didn't see it in my neighbours garden and i spooked it.
dino ate another mates dog while we went camping.

im not going out into the outback or anything, i live in the Sydney CBD.
yes you may see a bear while hiking, but i literally cant go outside without getting fucking swooped by maggies for a good chunk of the year, and stumbling into a snakes den is a near certainty on a walk through the suburbs.

>>713221485
Australia is where God beta tests his ideas.
Why do you think its
1. so fucking huge
2. surrounded by miles of empty ocean

>2025
>Still having arachnophobia

>>713232574
Seriously, imagine one of these about the size of like a maltese or a pomeranian jumping around in excitement when you get home from work, happy to see you.

>>713232574
You would expect that the internet should make people less retarded to spiders, but people have remained stubborn to maintain their fears. It doesn't make sense, but some people aren't born with the ability to challenge their mindsets. Aphantasia was a meme, but I think hating spiders is the ultimate NPC response.

>>713223968
i aint clickin dat shit nigger

why do food threads always get deleted but animal threads always stay up?

>>713232574
Jumping spiders don't count. They move completely differently from other spiders.

>>713231528
one of those is a movie, Xtro

>>713220714
>Australia
Let me guess, it eats people?

>>713233104
They're the only ones that will go near you out of curiosity. Other spiders will fuck off away from you out of fear.
There is literally nothing to be afraid of.

>>713220714
Flat FUCK.

>>713223968
>What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

>>713220714
Look at how flat she is, god damn that's horrifying

>>713227453
>komodo dragons bigger than crocodiles

>>713228253
humans are large animals and we aren't grains of fucking rice compared to T-rexes

>>713233895
Ret I see no reason for a T-Rex to eat a bug rike me.

>>713233895
I mean, I read about it the other day, and, and, what we know is that when cavemen was knocking about with the dinosaurs, that we actually, we found a way to domesticate them. That we had our ancestors riding around on t-rexes, using them like horses was used back a century ago.

>>713234080
The t-rex isn't going to eat you for food, except the baby ones they will, if it attacks you it would be out of boredom/curiosity. Like a toy.

>>713234080
>>713234240
You really think something of that size with the amount of calories it needs to survive will be picky about what it does and doesn't eat?

>>713234206
Man, living in dinosaur times would have been so cool. I want a dino buddy.

>>713228798
>Stingless bees
>From Australia
Ironic

>>713223761
>Canada geese
>Not listing pedo cults, puritans, and jews
That's where you beat the Aussies in fear factor

>>713227645
you either need to stop taking drugs or start taking them, clinically.

>>713223761
I live innawoods in canada and I remember my aussie friends having their whole worldview shattered when I told them about growing up here, needing to keep your garbage chained with a shotgun on hand for when bears come around, having to listen carefully for rattles walking through the woods in summertime
kind of a funny dichotomy that I'm not scared of any of that shit but ausland sounds spooky as hell to me, and they're not scared of aussie shit but they're spooked by bears

>>713220714
>When Australians start talking about their experience with UV mapping
>>713224017
>And on the 7th day he made bot flies, which is why we don't do shit on the 7th day, he knows what he did
They really butchered the original texts.

>>713232979
Animals are food though.

>>713223754
i think i remember reading about how it became such a hellhole because the aboriginal people burned everything down when they discovered fire, why? it was easier than hunting as the animals would run out of their hiding spots, this only made it so that only very aggressive and tricky animals managed to survive

>>713220380
Spider with camouflage, that evolved further to also be able to flatten itself around the branch.

>>713232979
>fat people expelled
BASED MODERATORS. FUCK YOUR MCDONALDS THREAD. EAT A SALAD, FATTIE

meanwhile, this thread has interested me to watch a few documentary videos on youtube about the mimic octopus. really neat

>>713223761
America also is home to the most invasive creepy animal of them all, the jew.

>>713223968
>the hardest working Brazilian ever recorded

>>713220714
I don't know why everyone here is having a panic attack over these things.
Do they think they're the size of your palm or something?
It's probably only a few centimeters across.

>>713220714
You could be a bug with human intelligence and still just wouldn't stand a chance.

>>713223761
You forgot about violent niggers

>>713220714
imagine this but on your dick, haha wouldn't that be weird

>I just wanted a Metal Gear Delta thread
Never post something more interesting than your topic

>>713241442

>>713222872
>T.

>>713233613
Ruu Ruu best girl

>>713231528
>meanwhile
>slavic forests

>>713227135
Unless you are a giant, nothing there can.

>>713233613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk

>>713228398
The whole world(especially the west) turning into sodom and gomorrah probably has something to do with it if we were to assume christcuckery was real.

>>713224485
the fact that some animals don't even have access to dopamine at all is proof that god is not benevolent

>>713232948
It's just a sloth being dragged off, as it clutches onto a shovel

>>713231528
>dude... le night photographs...
being scared of the dark is an impulse children learn to control

Cool spider, hope there aren't any birds around

>>713223501
Very fat :D

>>713223968
He probably expended about 80% of his body energy just flailing wildly like that

>>713242994
The funniest part about this image is everyone eventually spots the two birds but they can't see the lizard which is easier to see. I wonder if it has something to do with how you KNOW there's a hidden creature in this photo so once you spot the owls your brain just gives up and can't see anything else hiding in plain sight

>>713243236
There is no fucking lizard in that picture

>>713229751
This man is dead.

>>713243567
Only if it bites you or if you eat it

>>713229751
wtf nature you scary

>>713221360
kek

>>713222929
Centipedes are bwos. I had one on my wall and let it out but it lost a few of its legs, hope she’s alright but it wasn’t a trve centipede which are fucking cool. Just one of those lame silverbacks

>>713241803
PATA PATA PON

>>713243854
Don't worry it has 97 more legs.

>>713227673
>*really tiny SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP noises*

>>713234776
>Tetragonula does not possess a traditional stinger, but instead relies on a pathogenic strain of bacteria which resides in its mouth, which results in necrosis of subdermal tissues. It is known to issue up to 3 bites per second, and aggressively pursues its target for approximately a minute on average, the longest recorded being a captive sea lion at Adelaide Zoo which was bitten over 1000 times in a 15 minute period before dying of septic shock 4 hours later.

>>713243854
>Centipedes are bwos
only house centipedes and only in small numbers. other kinds are nasty fuckers that will bite you for fun
millipedes are harmless AND not nightmarish horrors

>>713221485
australia us hell on earth. it makes perfect sense

>>713244478
>don't go here, this place is literal hell, I couldn't make it more obvious
>settles it anyway

>>713244280
I’ve seen the house centipede before it had the beetleborg antennas and crawled across the bed but it was definitely bigger than a silverfish but he was a friendly lad. Now the silverfish fuckers will just crawl randomly but I don’t think they bite either. I live near a huge forest and the centipedes eat the ants around here
I usually kill them but it depends on their tone and attitude of crawling

>>713244591
>>713244478
i still think it's weird that aussies exist because brits sent their criminals there

>>713244669
that's the idea. It's good to have a couple or three around, depending on how outdoors-y your house is. they prey on cockroaches too, so they are substantially more based

>>713238295
>bot flies
That's cute allow me to let you experience hell
>screw flies
they're invading north america

>>713222929
>Sure they can jumpscare you
Which is more than enough reason to kill them on sight.
I'm not wasting my quality of life by coexisting with them.

>>713242994
Are they fucking?

>>713221360
Very nice anon

kek imagine if one of these spiders wrapped itself around a stick insect thinking it was a branch.

>>713227792
>5080

>>713234206
KARL YOU FUCKING DIRTY MONGOLOID INBRED MANC TWAT, YOU ABSOLUTELY RANCID STAIN ON THE GENE POOL, YOU ROUND-HEADED STUPID BISCUIT TIN FOR A BRAIN INVALID, YOU GROSSLY SPASTIC GREMLIN OF A MAN, YOU COMPLETELY MENTAL COCKUP OF MODERN EVOLUTION, THERE'S NO WAY THAT HAPPENED

I hope the animals look good in Delta.

>>713228253
Even herbivores won't pass up the opportunity for free protein, why would a giant death lizard?

>>713232443
>dino ate another mates dog
kek I don't know what you call a dino but I absolutely cam imagine it

>>713223968
>a succulent Chinese meal!

>>713244086

>>713246247
must be 'dingo'
wild aussie dogs

>>713223443
It minimum a bite and at worst it will begin digging it's way into your hand

>>713244086
Australia was a fucking mistake

>>713242994
This is a such better and cuter version of the spooder version.

>>713246650
Oh I thought of the fucking dragons and loled because I thought the aussies are so whacky

>>713234776
>stingless bees
>oh ok I guess it's not so ba-
>>713244086
>...

>>713244086

>>713247010
I think he pulled that out of his ass because I can find no source

>>713223501
>shadman

>>713244086
Australia is fucked up enough as it is without having to make up stories.
Those bees are probably the least harmful thing on the whole continent.

>>713224672
There are people getting bombed at this very moment and are still happy, you're just a little bitch

>>713219642 (OP)
Honestly don't get the fear for most spiders, I get it when it comes to shit like black widows or recluses who look scary and are actually dangerous but most spiders I'm not really have a visceral reaction towards

>>713247589
Most people who hate spiders don't fear them.

>>713247982

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>713247589
Because everyone is an expert on spooders and can differenciate one from another... right?

>>713221485
god doesn't exist weirdo
animals weren't "created"
they evolved from their ancestors

go back to school

>>713247982
>>713248028
how the FUCK does this even happen?

>>713228327
I love Nigel Marven so much its insane

>>713223845
Just seeing how "benevolent" God's best creation, humans, are, should get you on the right track.

>>713228847
This asshole has never seen a moose irl, like the other anon said it's basically an elephant with antlers instead of tusks. I'm 2 meters tall and I am not even chest-high as compared to these. I'd rather find a boar or wolf than one of those monsters alone in the forest

>millennialslop
"No."

>>713247982
>>713248028
Thanks, I hate it. Way worse than the two instances of a mosquito crawling into my ear. One of those times, the buzzing grew louder and louder only to suddenly stop forever, and I choose to believe it suffocated in my earwax.

>>713220714
flat is justice

>>713219642 (OP)
Disgusting and frightening

>>713228253
>Would a T-rex even care about something the size of a human?
horse eating a chick.webm

>>713248642
jesus christ how did you not try to scoop it out with something

>>713248375
>I'd rather find a boar or wolf than one of those monsters alone in the forest
>in the forest
Actually, you'd be orders of magnitude safer with a moose. They're territorial, but get bored quickly, so as long as you can just use trees to avoid it, the moose will just leave.

A lone wolf will absolutely try to kill you if it's hungry (very likely if it's alone), and boars have an unending thirst for goring things down unless it's half pig in which case it might just go on its way; otherwise it's game over for you.

>>713232574
jumping spiders are the worst of them because they look intelligent

>>713248028
Bro look at the end where the head grows an eye

>>713249174
what?

>>713220714
been on this planet 35 years aint never heard of no goddamn wrap around spider

>>713249076
imagine being afraid of something the size of a raisin

>>713229852
Name?

>>713249307
There man. Even looks like a nigger baby.

>>713220714
>indigenous to Australia
But of course.

>>713249736
Bro are you actually high? That's the liquid trail left by the centipede (the liquid that was dripped into the ear).

>>713249852
Yeah bro I'm totally wrong right? Doesn't look like an eye at all alright fucking hippie

>>713249989
kek. ok bro

>>713231528
Man, if I had a fuckton of money and land with forests that was close enough to a city, but still remote enough to be concerning, I would totally just put up animatronic props of monsters with very high quality speakers around my property to fuck with any wayward explorers. They'd stow away into the ground at sunrise.

>>713232095
Total w*sp death.

>>713250061
LOOK AT IT YOU DUMB IDIOT

>>713220714
So flat.

>>713224941
>>713231528
>a bloo blooo the forest is so haunted
why do burgers shit themselves cause a weird man had some antlers on his head once

>>713249313
The universe is over 14 billion years old

>>713250234
I've provided the explanation. There's nothing more I can do for you.

>>713250383
My virginity will last longer.

>>713250430
Yeah you are literally a fucking homo and we don't want to change our perception on that either right?

>>713250505
No thanks. I prefer reality.

>>713248642
This anon has mosquito eggs in his brain.

>>713231960
>be me out in the woods
>it's winter and snowing so i thought it'd be nice atmosphere
>starts getting dark just before dinnertime
>since the snow and trees dampen all sounds it's legit 100% quiet
>trees and bushes slowly become black silhouettes against the increasingly purple shaded snow
>randomly start thinking "yeah but what if Mörkö was here"
>hightail it out of there
Whenever I think about how big the forests here in northern europe are I'm always pretty mystified, you could get lost in them forever if you felt like it.

>>713250624
You dumb idiot owned yourself master style

>>713233613
megalania could've been a proto-dinosaur if it didn't die out

>>713250858

>>713251068
I could choke that bitch

>>713251459
what exactly are those fake eye deterring?

>>713250495
based

>>713223761
this might come as a shock but third world countries like australia gave up their guns to the government and the people aren't allowed to protect themselves

>>713251849
>MUH FREEDOM FRIES
LMAAOOOO

>>713231528
>hyperborean

>>713244991
What is so special about screw flies?

>>713251849
It's usually the small animals that can't be realiably shot that are deadly in australia, the large animals can be dispatched with beer-fueled 'tard strength.

>>713251607
retarded birds

>>713229852
I think I used to date that plant

>>713231862
the cunt that accidentally "invented" skinwalkers posted his story here years ago. i don't care if it's fake or not, buit somebody repost it.

>>713252309

>>713252249
fair enough, i can kinda see why they might think its a snake

>>713228398
The whole 'own image' usually refers to the creative power we share (with god) the thought that can become an actual idea, and eventually something real. It’s more than just physical (if it's even physical), we share the same power as God when creating atrocity here on Earth.

>>713221360
I don't get it

>>713249373
Gympie-Gympie because of course it'd be something ridiculous like that
>The trichomes stay in the skin for up to a year, and release the toxin cocktail into the body during triggering events such as touching the affected area, contact with water, or temperature changes.[9][17][23] Ernie Rider, a conservation officer with the Queensland Parks and Wildlife Service,[16] was slapped in the face and torso with the foliage in 1963, and said:
For two or three days the pain was almost unbearable; I couldn't work or sleep... I remember it feeling like there were giant hands trying to squash my chest... then it was pretty bad pain for another fortnight or so. The stinging persisted for two years and recurred every time I had a cold shower...There's nothing to rival it; it's ten times worse than anything else.[16]
Physical contact with Dendrocnide moroides is not the only way that it can cause harm to a person—the trichomes are constantly being shed from the plant and may be suspended in the air within its vicinity. They can then be inhaled, which may lead to respiratory complications if a person spends time in close proximity to the plant.

>>713241237
>heh, stupid bugs, even with human intelligence you still lo-
>NOOOOOOOOO STOP STINGING ME AAAHHHHH NOT THE PARASITIC EGGS STOP LAYING THEM IN ME AAAACCCCKKK

>>713249076
They dont just look it.
Theyre nowhere near as smart as a crow or whale, etc, but theyre quite intellegent for their size and have a clear line of thought when it comes to approaching prey in creative manners. (Circling around, etc)

>>713251068
DUDE DON'T STAY THERE RUN

>>713249989
Holy shit bro you're right, look I found another pic with a whole face on it

>>713253519
kek

>Australia is supposedly some inhospitable hellhole of toxic plants and giant bugs and killer animals
>gets invaded by a mildly poisonous toad
>ecosystem in goes into utter freefall
>toads become LESS poisonous to flex
Upsidedownfags? Care to explain?

>>713254509
also, the hecking cute euro animals that wouldn't do anyone harm. dogs, pigs, rats, cats, FUCKING rabbits. dex builds > poison builds

>>713254714
>FUCKING rabbits

>>713246650
it was a croc, never ran into a dingo while still in sydney, they're usually more west.

>>713220714
Goddammit australia weren't bird eating spiders and self combusting trees enough.

>>713228398
This is just the christcuck babble you've been spoonfeed
Next you're gonna preach about how kikes are gods chosen ones, not you, and yet you're still expected to be pious.
Muzzies don't deserve their faith

>>713221485
There's a reason Australia was for prisoners

>>713221485
You know how we're growing up and like edgy shit and draw ColdSteel Sonic? For God that phase was insects, arachnids, and fungi.

>>713248898
I hate that I know the exact webm you're talking about

>>713252490
the heat of the fire cooks the spider

>>713254714
Humans are bitches, and we bred dogs pigs and cats to dispose of things we don't want to deal with ourselves.

>>713253519
You ain't seen nothing yet kid.

>game has weird dogs as enemies

>chill exploration game has dangerous encounters

>>713228327
Wow, what a big snake

>>713231528
>go to european forest
>set of a dozen landmines just inches off of the trail in the span of seconds
WWWOOOOOOOWW, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

>>713260929
IF YOU WANNA COME TO MY HOOD COME TEST ME
I'M CHILLIN IN THE STREETS, HANGING OUT LIKE MY TESTES

>>713263591
>afraid of a few landmines
I knew you burgeristanis were pussies.

>>713251989
Infestations tend to be more numerous and cause much worse tissue damage.

>>713220714

>>713244086
You want me inject me bacteria?

Imagine the more realistic than ever tsuchinoko.
>>713248962
You will find out it doesn't really work.
>>713250662
Sounds about right.

>>713264693

Is this a photoshop or how is that guy alive (if he is)?

Also say hello to the scariest enemy in vidya

>>713267068
It's not a shop, turns out there is quite a lot of flesh right below the back of your skull.

>>713267430
I hate this parasite so much.

>>713234836
Australia has so many pedos they had to ban women who are smaller than a C-cup in porn.

>>713267430

I saw one of these live at Meguro parasite museum in Tokyo, it was morbidly cool

>>713242047
He's the one who created homosexuality.

>>713264693
I even struggle to not bite my nails at times, so how could that guy be so chill to not reach in to that mess, for a slimy treat.

>>713268057
wat

>>713268762
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_pearlfish

>>713268057
goa'uld?

>>713268845
it lives in the asshole and comes out at night to eat... wow it's basically the kindest parasite fish
it doesnt eat the host and only likes to sleep in it's anus

>>713252439
So we are just as powerful as God, meaning he isn't the greatest and strongest being to exist, so why should we live in terror of him?