Thread 713223457

How old is too old for vidya?

disney adults are so funny

>>713223457 (OP)
>omg a bunch of adults having fun with other people and not worrying about being ridiculed by losers on the internet alone in their basements, nooooo!

Why are they running?

>>713223574
Yeah I don't get what I'm supposed to be mad about here? A lot of people are heading into a park thing that just opened? Why is this worthy of mocking?

>>713223657
You wanna be the first one to get on the rides

Where are the cute asian girls?

>>713223574
If they were really there to enjoy the place the phones wouldn't be front and center

>>713223708
>You wanna be the first one to get on the rides
Why would you need to be first?

>>713223657
The lines in places like these can unironically take hours to get through. They want to get to stuff as quickly as possible

Stop hating people having fun.

>>713223764
So you don't wait in line like a cuck

I can't get mad at anyone whose actually excited about a thing. I only envy them

>>713223457 (OP)
My boss is a 36 year old millennial with a wife and kids and I hate when he talks to me about video games.

>>713223574
This. 4chan incels are pathetic creatures.

>>713223457 (OP)
everyone is so busy turning everything into """"content"""" these days

>>713223457 (OP)
Look at all those goyim cattle go!

I wish I could be as excitable as consumerist pigs.

>>713223657
THEY'RE NOT! They're running to the world's most extreme elimination challenge!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6w-N4wE8mg

>>713223457 (OP)
The hell is Epic Universe?

>>713224035
Holy fucking based goddamn

>>713223457 (OP)
Are these giant theme parks even fun? It all looks like paying absurd amounts of money to wait for hours in line.

>>713223574
Nah it's fucking cringe behavior you'd expect to see out of kids and teenagers, not grown adults lol.

>>713223457 (OP)
By my calculations in 1990, it was 30
So, as we are in 2025, it's 65.

>>713223895
*rapes you*
niggersneed

>>713223457 (OP)
I honestly wish I got excited and goofy about more stuff, anon

>>713223574
not to mention they can afford it

>>713224056
It takes longer to make a post than it does to just google. What is wrong with you?

>>713223457 (OP)
>wow a new theme park!!!!!!!!
>let's just run past everything instead of enjoying it

>>713223574
Infantilization of the culture. Theme parks are supposed to be tacky things for kids. What's next, $2000 fine dining Chuck E Cheese?

>>713223457 (OP)
11 years

>>713223574
>being ridiculed by losers on the internet alone in their basements
We need to discard this. The meanest motherfuckers on the internet are normalfags. The stereotype of the angry basement dwelling nerd is essentially dead, you'll find normal ass niggas logging into tiktok after working a 9 to 5 shift to stitch a disney adult's tiktok just to be like "This fucking loser should kill themselves".

Seriously, go on tiktok sometime. People are genuinely cruel there and they just sit there putting their face and name directly into a phone camera while they do it, whereas the angry basement dweller nerds at least talk shit anonymously or behind a screen name. Normalfags are vile and meaner than I could ever hope to be.

>>713224360
Infantilization of the culture. Video games are supposed to be tacky things for kids. What's next, $80 games with DLC?

>>713223457 (OP)
>not a single child anywhere
sad

>>713223574
Yes, and it does critical emotion damage to normies

>>713224251
It costs money to enter a theme park, time too and depending on where you're from you only have so much. If you want to ride as many rides as you can you need to hustle to avoid waiting in a forever line. Epic Universe doesn't have a FastPass equivalent either so you can't just buy guaranteed access to whatever you want to fo that day

>>713224360
You're just describing Dave and Busters, anon. Just without the fine dining part

>Everyone holding a phone
Why can't people just enjoy things with their own eyes, instead of a fucking phone.

Never get the fact that there are men into Disney products. Growing up in the 90s/00s, Disney shit was for girls. Princess movies and shitty cartoons and live action stuff. It was all for girls.

>>713223457 (OP)
When the magic is gone it's time to die. Only juvenile retards worry about being too old. Just enjoy things.

>>713225029
Probably social media influences vlogging. Park apps can be handy cause they come with maps but you'll never need to have your eyes constantly in your phone unless you're trying to film something

>>713224635
Can't say I disagree with your statement and to add normalfags can't differentiate internet with reality whereas nerds may play a character when they're interacting online but normalfags would implicit whatever that's happening online to the real world and sometimes that's dangerous.

>>713225069
this isn't disney

>>713224635
Trvke. Even 4chan became more cruel as the normalfags came in more and more. You can still sense some camaraderie with actual 4chan users but it's drowned out in a sea of vicious normalfagness.

>>713225293
Cry about it

>>713223457 (OP)
Never, as long as you don't act like a faggot about it in public.
No one ever soi faces and heel kicks running into a carpentry convention.

>>713225326
That's it I am digging up your grandma.

>>713224360
You do realize that Chuck E Cheese serves alcohol now, right.

>>713225069
this
my sister and her friends watched faggy disney shit

>>713224635
Why do you think we hate normalfags so much?

>>713223740
Genuinely looks like a bug

>>713223683
You should mock the fact everyone is doing an awkward quick march type of walking, they're all holding themselves collectively even though each of them wants to have fun and fucking run. Fucking let go, this is why spaniards go to the Saint Fermin fest and try to outrun the bulls. These guys here will never be fully adult, never fully kid.

>>713225326
I may be a nerd but I can guarantee I can beat you up in a fight.

>at least they're happy!

You have a "noble savage" view of the Disney adult

>>713223457 (OP)
Where are the children?

>>713225630
I don't think you have ever seen a bug. That slur is not about their looks anyway, it's the way they act.

>>713223457 (OP)
They look happy, unlike you.

>>713224035
*guitar riff intensifies*

>>713225775
Yes, hello FBI? Yeah, another one.

>>713223457 (OP)
There was another webm of this with someone doing picrel. Does anyone have it?

But Epic Universe is lit though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AbnllQNN4o

>>713225192
>normalfags can't differentiate internet with reality
I feel that. And the shift around here is obvious when you see how easily these dumbasses fall for baits.

Why is everyone bitter and full of spite just let people enjoy themselves I don't care what others think

Huh, you criticize the people chasing mickey mouse princesses & receiving their complementary super hero vinyl pop?
Haha such an immature loser, lot of growing up to do
>Meanwhile on twitter & every other branch of propaganda
Die white man
We hate you
You're going extinct
Not worthy of love
Namecalling: Incel, cuck, chud, cis white male, homophobe, sexist, racist, toxic masculinity, white guilt, white privilege, white fragility, hahahaha
>ah yes if it isn't the ethical, morally upstanding virtuous ones
>totally not all in with the demonic cult of darkness worshiping freaks
d-don't notice pattern!
w-wrongthink, thought police!

>>713228105
what are you blabbering about toxoplasmosis retard

>>713224120
>it's ok if its sports, tv shit and golf like proper adults

>>713223457 (OP)
>Everyone has their smartphones out

>>713224035
Right you are, Ken.

>>713225635
That's how people get trampled to death, retard

>>713228105
>heres two random happenings what up with that
Huh?

>>713223457 (OP)
I think it’s very ironic that adults on a board made to discuss toys for children is making fun of other adults acting like children

>>713228413
>Intricate detailed explanation
>easy to comprehend
>only a fucking idiot wouldn't understand
>convey relevant talking points
BLABR, MAKE NO SENSE.

>>713228821
nigger get your head checked

>>713223683
the only reason this sucks is a because they are excited for slop. If this shit was for something cool, then that works be different.

It's literally a propaganda park

>>713228509
yeah /v/ loves sports you fucking god damned retard

>>713228894
don't reply to me you numb skulled shit for brains pleb

>>713223574
It’s a park made for families, not manchildren.

>>713223457 (OP)
Goyim gonna goyim

>>713228894
>not here to read
>not here to engage in meaningful conversation
>here to play dumb and act stupid

>>713224248
If you know why don't you just tell us, I don't know either.

>>713226136
>Frankenstein's Castle
>LED lighting and LCD screens
...

>>713223574
it's called being an adult

>>713228962
It's a business made for anyone with money to give it.

>>713228962
>n-noooo you're ruining it where are THE FUCKING KIDS

>>713229580
yes where are they?

>>713223657
Someone started to run and the herd panicked

>>713229613
Too broke to attend.

>No kids on sight
>Just a bunch of retards holding their phones up instead of living the experience.
Disney's death can't come soon enough

>>713228962
Albert Jewstein

this is literally peak goycattle behaviour

>>713229667
Disney world might end up dying given all the shitty new attractions that are coming up, but Universal (which is the theme park in the OP btw) is going to do just fine. Because unlike Disney, they're not going to foolishly replace their white meet and greet characters with Niggers

A lot of people are missing the point that these "adults" are showing a lack of control and discipline, running to wherever as if they cant wait like impatient children. Unless they are running to buy something that is in short supply then yeah, its fucking cringe. Have some self control.

>>713224635
"Basement dweller" as an insult started on the internet, derived from a place of self-mockery. Trolling was done anonymously for solely entertainment purposes.
Normalfags do not understand this, they genuinely think they are better, and their insults come from a place of wanting to put down others and establish themselves in the social pecking order. They're evil and narcissistic

>>713223457 (OP)
I don't get it.

wtf even is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1meeDNBExRQ

it took me 15 minutes to find a single child at this theme park. what the fuck? is this this the disney adult shit people have been memeing about? this is crazy

>>713228962
>parks are made just to syphon money out of people
FTFY

>paying admission to be herded cattle
This is actually pretty gross.

>>713229993
I kinda want to go to the Harry Potter part

>>713223457 (OP)
I mock but Im not excited about anything so in a way hood for them.

>>713230043
You can describe any mundane function of basic society this way.
>wow look at this goycattle being herded into a checkout line at the grocery store

>>713230043
I can't believe they don't build individual parks for each individual. Capitalism has failed.

>>713223895
yet you are still here posting, nobody cares what you think, failed normgroid.

>>713229523
Crazy how few people get this eternal truth on this website?

>>713229993
>another 24 minutes before another one gets pushed into view

>first incident at the park was not a nigger
pleasantly surprised
https://insidethemagic.net/2025/04/universals-epic-universe-arrest-first-2025-emd1/

>>713229936
>their insults come from a place of wanting to put down others and establish themselves in the social pecking order
>They're evil and narcissistic
Anon I...

>>713225775
they left the dog/cat back home

>>713230356
Florida

>>713223574
anon, THEY are the losers

>>713223521
my ex was a disney adult and i didnt get it. i went with her a few times and there are some fun rides (like tower of terror) but mostly it's waiting 10 minutes for a 2 minute ride (with fastpass) or up to an hour if you cant get fastpass on something

it's a ton of stress and very little fun

Not a person living in the moment
Just cellphones in sight

>>713230356
all floridians are niggers

>>713224056
The third Universal Florida park that just opened this year.

>>713230361
Yeah

>>713229667
How else are you going to prove you are having fun?

>>713229667
Disney going to die with them. But it will take many decades.

>>713230165
It isn't capitalism, it's consumerism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3cERVRoQo

Bowie wrote “I’m Afraid of Americans” in reaction to seeing the first McDonald’s open up on the Indonesian island of Java. He was sufficiently upset by the sight of it that felt he needed to respond through his music. In a press release, Bowie said, “The invasion by any homogenized culture is so depressing, the erection of another Disney World in, say, Umbria, Italy, more so. It strangles the indigenous culture and narrows expression of life.”

>>713224120
Only adults have the money for that shit lmao

>>713223457 (OP)
Honestly the worst part is just how out of shape most of them are. I don't care if you're a manchild but if you're overweight or aren't presentable/look gross then that's the pathetic part of the equation.

>>713223457 (OP)
Sometimes I see something that just makes me truly content with being an incel.

>>713229908
IIRC they're running to the Harry Potter land because the marquee attraction in that area was the most hyped one and also was extremely temperamental during the early previews.

>>713223521
isn't this universal studios?

>>713230651
>also was extremely temperamental
Like didnt always work? You make it sound like a performing bear.

>>713223657
the same reason why people always need to play video games day 1

>>713230742
nta but this thread compelled me to watch videos about whatever the fuck this is because i'm a sperg, a lot of rides broke down during "preview days" which i guess is like beta testing a theme park but the harry potter one that everyone hyped up was especially bad

>>713224035
BASED

>>713230572
>It isn't capitalism, it's consumerism.
Very appropriate image. Describe consumerism without the application of capitalism. I'll wait.

>>713230572
Well if some random tranny said this... Why would anyone care about an old almost dead rockers opinion on utility maximization?

Am I supposed to know what brand Epic Universe is for? Is it an Epic Games theme park? That sounds pretty fucking retarded

>>713223457 (OP)
I like going to Disney Land. It is a chill place to go once in a while during the off season while kids are in school.

I honestly prefer going to these parks for the roller coasters. Just got back from a recent trip to Kings Island and Holiday World with my wife and 19-month-old son. We all had a genuinely great time, and every ride was a station wait or walk-on.

>>713230932
roller coasters scare me

>>713228105
stop noticing, goyim

>>713230920
The Borderlands part is badass tho

I read the lines for the Harry Potter ride were 5 hours long, and that's with the ride being down often. Why the FUCK would you spend hundreds of dollars to wait in a line for the better part of a day?

>>713224035
what was his fucking problem?

>>713230651
I get running like that to go see these cuties but really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Ash6OmqAlS8

>>713230932
kings island is god tier for good coasters, holiday world is meh. roller coasters is literally all i care about or enjoy in amusement parks, the rest is just lame as fuck and a huge waste of time but coasters are some of the most fun things in the world to me. take that lil nigga back to kings island someday when he's old enough to ride The Beast, it was the first one i rode and i was hooked for life

>>713231041
>cuties
I will not be mean to anyone

>>713230969
Why? Are you Fabio?

>>713230843
>Describe consumerism without the application of capitalism.
You put the cart before the horse, sport. It's capitalism without consumerism.

Anyone who actually went there been to the Dark Universe part? That's the one that really interests me.

>>713223881
Where'd you get this photo of me?

>>713230815
Gotcha, thanks for explaining. I went to Disneyland 3 times in my life. Once in Nov when it was empty. Id never do it any other way as an adult.

>>713231069
Were you expecting the netflix kind?

>>713231164
You are fucking retarded. How do you have a culture of consuming without the framework that allows for capital to flow? Stop larping and use your brain.

>>713223574
>>713223683
>>>/reddit/

>>713223683
anyone living their life through a camera lens is worth mocking

>>713231172
>Dr Frankenstein's descendant is a brown female
so close but they flubbed it

>>713230843
I think consumerism is the "culture" of capitalism. Instead of having folk art that references the local culture, you have consumer art that references IPs and capitalism as a whole. They're distinct things even though they're connected.

It's like conflating Judaism (the organized religion) with the Jewish culture.

>>713231046
My home park is Six Flags Great America, so his first will likely be something from there, but who knows. We're also close to Little Amerricka, have family near Bay Beach, and also go to Lost Island at least twice a year.
>>713231104
kek

>>713229720
Who? That’s Uncle Walt, here he is with famed Rocketeer Wernher Von Braun.

>>713231069
those are perfectly acceptable 5's and a 6

>>713223657
To get in first and rack in teh views on TikTok.
Do you even have to ask?

>>713231331
Forgot the pic

>>713228962
Adults w/no kids going to theme parks for fun is mainstream normie shit.
Only ones seething is autistic shut-ins.

>>713229908
>>713230651
But I thought only niggers act like this while whites always upholding a high level of discipline?

>>713231312
Yes, it is. You can't have a culture for consumption without a framework that allows capital to flow. While distinct in definition they're not mutually exclusive. You don't have a car if there is no engine inside the body.

>>713224635
True. Especially USA normalfags are mean for no reason at all

>>713231415
Autistic shut ins with more decorum than a buch of emotionally stunted normalfags apparently.

>>713229523
Yes, now give it to them piggy, go ahead consume your corporate branded slop. The mouse will love it.

>>713231313
only been to great america once but it was dope, i think i rode goliath like 4 times. would make for a kickass first wooden coaster

>>713223889
I've never understood this point of view. I've never been bothered by it. You're probably just a joyless faggot. Unless it's LoL or that type of trash.

>>713231260
She's very clearly white holy fuck you are a retard

>>713231226
Back assward. Seriously, cub, just stop.

>>713224635
people used to think having real identities on the internet would solve trolling but it only made it 1000 times worse. it turns out the normal people were shit all along.

>>713231827
Neck yourself and read a book.

>>713231415
I want yo suck on the brunettes tityies.

>>713231764
and this is a Puerto Rican

>>713224635
Also noticed this with racebaiting/interracial bullshit. Even with all the interracial fetish garbage that shits up this website and TikTok is like 1000x worse but with people posting comments about how people should or shouldn't date within their race with their literal government names as their username, or asian women actually filming themselves joking about how badly they want to fuck white men. I saw one of a latina chick with a white dude and some mexican guy was in the comments like "you're betraying your ancestors" or some shit. Shit's is off the wall

>>713231764
maybe by Florida standards, mutt

>>713223457 (OP)
It is the grand opening to Epic Universe, so naturally, the influenza will be there first to advertise, but it's still saddening to see people experience everything through a phone. People ask me why I don't have many pics and why I get slightly annoyed when asked to be in a photo and it's simple: I want to BE in the moment.