SHAVE THAT BULLSHIT OFF ALREADY!!!!!

>>713224369 (OP)
Do you want him to suffer?

>>713224369 (OP)
he doesn't really have the head shape to pull off slick bald so you'd still make fun of him anyway

>>713224369 (OP)
Him being aware of the bald doesn't make it better.

>>713224410
Shaving is freedom from the suffering.

t.baldo

>>713224369 (OP)
dude would look 1:1 like northernlion we can't have two

>>713224369 (OP)
he'd look even worse

>>713224462
>>713224369 (OP)
him wearing shitty touppe like in his throwback video would fit the character

>>713224492
kek you didn't get the gag

how old is his kid? can it fuck off to collage already so we get some AVGN kino back on the menu.

How much would it cost to get what Musk got?

Hair loss is the worst thing in the world

>>713224417
It looks pretty eggy smooth already.

Nanomachines

Balding can be kino

>>713224587
i got it because i'm a redditor
take a wild guess which subreddit

>>713224676
yeah? even worse than being an actual schizo? switch places withy me. I dare you. 40 and i have all the hairs, and all the schizo shit.

>>713224369 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U8mGwOSrVY

>>713224618
Bout tree fiddy

>>713224806
no time to guess

>>713224780
Take away the gun and he looks pretty gay.

>>713224834
Oh no you have to take a pill and get neetbux

>>713224834
> switch places withy me. I dare you.40
eh, i'd switch if you were 30 max, life's pretty much over hair or not at 40

ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>713224875
https://youtu.be/90bI4RMItvI

there is literally, unironically, nothing wrong with balding.

it's a natural process of ageing and both men and women go through it (some women have it worse than others), it's just a lot more common in men.

as with everything, how good you look is a matter of adapting. trying to hold on to that long hair when you're balding is a no go, but there's always styles that can look pretty ok and good. And 90% of the times it doesn't really matter, how you dress is way more important in how you come across to other people.

>>713224875
>five forty
FTFY

>>713224618
like low 5 figures in the states, medium-to-high 4 figures if you trust third world surgeons

>>713224875
shut up noin

I've made up my mind.
I will embrace the old stereotype of the ponytail creep in place of the modern shaved onions we see everywhere.

>>713224369 (OP)
No,Leave it, but go to a gym and hit it really, really, really hard.
Get fucking jacked.

>>713225108
c-c-c-c-cooooooopeeeeeee

>>713225150
+ the lifetime meds that might kill your dick and grow tits

>>713225174
34 and still going strong, it's just pathetic seeing people so worried about it. 90% of the people you see on the internet are on some cosmetic shit, they're not a representation of what's normal.

>>713225035
you are underaged

>>713224873
KANE
LIVES

>>713225108
>And 90% of the times it doesn't really matter, how you dress is way more important in how you come across to other people.
this, except the fitness of your body, not the clothes you wear. if you're fat and bald, it's over, you can manage one or the other but not both. if you're bald you HAVE to get in shape. then it won't matter. also helps if you can grow a decent beard.

HE'S THE BALDEST GAMER YOU'VE EVER HEARD

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
WHEN HIS HAIRLINE DIDN'T SUCK ASS
HE'S THE BALDEST GAMER YOU EVER HEARD
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO
ONE HAIRLINE? NO CONTINUES?
TODAY'S AVGN EPISODE HAS BEEN SPONSORED BY ROUGANE
YOU KNOW WHAT'S BUUUUUUUULLLLLSHIIIIIIT?
EARLY MALE PATTERN BALDING

>>713224369 (OP)
what causes this?

>>713225292

>>713225297
ong rizz frfr ohio

>>713224369 (OP)
it was funny 5 years agi, now its just pathetic and you seem obsessed

>>713225381
reading books + age
don't read books if you want a normal shaped skull

>>713225297
>You want supreme?
>Glitch goblin green!

>>713224618
An alien anal probe insertion

Why doesn't he just wear a hat in the videos

>Imagine being nearly 50 and having to continue acting like a retarded man-child in order to pay the bills

>>713224369 (OP)
I'm bald and depressed. But I'm so happy I didn't end up with a head like that. What the fuck. Razor.

>>713225580
sounds like a great gig

>>713225491
post hairline.

>>713225580
imagine being ashamed of your inner child

>>713225580
he should do it for free like /v/

>>713225297
>James_Joins_The_Kings.png

>>713225297
now give him afro
or punk mohawk

>>713225643
I guess if you want your kids to be bullied for the rest of their lives

>>713225679

>>713224618
Still can't do anything about his 2.5 inch mutilated dick

MIKE WON
JAMES LOST

>>713225749
OH NO NO NO!

>>713224369 (OP)
HERE WE ARE

>>713225252
>god awful tattoo
>negative charisma on guitar
how did he make early avgn and board james so kino?

>>713225554
he normally does when he's not in character. but the Nerd has a specific look and I think James autism about that overrides his insecurity.

>>713225297
tunnel nerds rule

>>713225297

The angry boomer nerd

>>713224369 (OP)
He should just do the Aramaki

>There is a subreddit that is dedicated to scrutinizing every single detail of everything this man does with active members almost 20 years past his prime
What causes this fucking wierdo losers to just cling to him so bad? I get the screenwave stuff was kinda a fun trainwreck to hatewatch, but not he's just phoning it in to live and doing his cringe music. Why hyperfocus on that instead of moving on?

>>713225826
thats actually his friend pedro

jamnies will leave up this thread about a balding e celeb but will delete actual video game discussion
why

>>713225580
>imagine paying bills

>>713225960
They're doing God's work

>>713225960
>What causes this fucking wierdo losers to just cling to him so bad?
It's actually normalfag behavior, they have been doing this shit with actual celebrities and athletes for nearly a century.

>>713225960
'cause it's funny

>>713226004

>>713225960
It’s a parasocial thing I assume

>>713226004
James' baldness is more important than tendie shit.

>>713225960
it's just ritualposting at this point, I doubt many of them actually cares about James at this point, they're just there to repeat the memes

>>713224369 (OP)
no fucking way you didn't edit that to make it seem worse

>>713226079
You're moms a parasocial thing, faggot.

>>713226149
desu I really don't but its something to shitpost with /v/

>>713225718

>>713225960
>internit iz srs bsns!!!

>>713226327
>the joy of video games

>>713226327
sticking out your gyatt for rizzler-james, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax i livvy ong frfr baby gronk

>>713225580
irony is I'd still be watching his videos if he was more sincere in his criticisms and just toned down his "nerd character" slightly. it's basically unwatchable now

>>713226327
now make him black or chinese

>>713225297
OI OI NANDA KORE WA DESKA

SHITTY GAMES!
SHITTTYYY GGAAAAYYYYYMMMMMEEEEESSSSSS!!!!

>>713224369 (OP)

>>713225580
>said the man who posted Mr Bean
Oh the ironing

I still love him
>New video in my subscription feed
>This is gonna be grea-
>Neighbor nerds
>Some random asshole taking up 50% of the screentime, ruining nerds usual rants
Oh well, at least he's still uploading content. Maybe next ti-
>Neighbor nerds
fuck this unnecessary extra who holds you back from stating your true opinions, interrupting james's train of thought
>Forget about it for a while
>Gex Gecko vid, it's only James going into excruciating detail about the games intricacies.
>Signature jokes sprinkled in about the absurdity of features
And then everything was lovely once again

>>713224369 (OP)
Even Doug Walker knew when to let it go.

>>713226430
Same. His original stuff is gold, but the new stuff feels like being stabbed by a jagged knife made of pure cringe.

Kiwitranny thread

>>713224618
wow, he even looks like an unlikable sperg

>>713224369 (OP)
He has an egghead, he can't pull off the full bald

>>713226380
>'I'm waiting on the good times now'

>>713226513
That's black adder to you son.

>>713224873
Let Mike cook

>>713226687
your move, hotshot

>>713226741
Let Mike cock

>>713226461
SHITTY BAMES.

Any examples of baldkino?

>>713226461
>soiwoods

>>713226606
i'm SO EXCITED Critic!

>>713226692
Only plebs care about black adder. Mr Bean has always been the superior Atkinson.

>>713225183
i already have gyno and ed though so i have nothing to lose

>>713226845
Jason Statham for Snatch and Lock, Stock. Ghosts of Mars if you ignore Ice Cube's girly walk and Sting being the main antagonist.

You know whats cool, awesome, epic, and funny? Because AVGN is an e-celeb everyone knows there hasn't been a single post from the
>video games, faggot, video games
Troon that would usually pop up in these threads. Fucking nonce.

>>713224417
He's married and probably a millionaire. Who gives a shit? He doesn't need to impress you.

>>713226503
HERE WE ARE, GOING FAR
TO SAVE ALL THAT WE LOVE

>James has to continue prancing around like a retarded, bald faggot whilst Mike bangs super hot chicks with his horse cock.

>>713224369 (OP)
Can't he at least put on a cap? I'm sure he can get something with LJN branding.

Nice hairline loser.

>>713225108
>there is literally, unironically, nothing wrong with joint pain.
>it's a natural process of ageing and both men and women go through it
Fuck off.

>>713225960
Rolfe is one of the most inoffensive guys I can think of. The fact people get so worked up over him speaks more to their character, honestly.

>>713224369 (OP)
When will you wear wigs?

>>713227136
He wears a hat every time he's not in character as AVGN.

>Bimmy has entered the thread

>>713227275
bimmy can't enter threads after 5:40 numnuts

>>713226782
I won!

>>713227212
Shut the fuck up James you bald cuck.

>>713227212
This. Like sure some of his newer stuff is cringey, but its like are people just looking for reasons to be pissed off about him?

>>713227310
gg, rematch?

>>713227243

>>713227052
Hi James, can you review Fortnite?

>>713227190
?

You could write war and peace on that niggas forehead

>>713227275
BIMMY ISN'T EVEN A REAL NAME

>>713224369 (OP)
Why not just get a hair transplant? He has the money and it takes about a month to recover.

>>713224618
Cost me 12.5k. Paid it all upfront and my shit grew back after about 6 months

Maybe he likes being a bald cuck?

>>713227012
if you're not joking you should unironically see a doctor, you might have an imbalance that will hide prostate tumors in the future. be careful about it. take care anon.

>>713224369 (OP)
We are reaching dangerous levels of baldness!!

>>713228161
Do you have to take pills forever? That's what scares me, Jim Jeffries talking about his bald bonner killing pills.

Just saw a reply that is so retarded it doesn't even deserve a (You)

>>713228603
I have all my hairs in place. However, you should kill yourself for mocking the ones who shave it off. It looks horrible to have what James has, and being an egg is miles better.

Head like a fuckin orange.

>>713228441
Yes. The implant doesn't fix the underlying hair loss issue, and if you aren't a responder to the meds you'll have to get new implants down the line.

>>713225760
Why are you obsessed with men's penises?

>>713226327
Pool status?

I've been completely hairless since the age of 12 due to a sickness and I'm fine with it. Absolutely 0 insecurity, don't care at all. Why is it such a big deal to others?

>>713229105
Like what the hell is this?!

>>713226919
blackadder kills and rapes bean's legume corpse

>>713229105
because they think that having hair is equal to penis size, dumb frogeposter which is physically ill and also mentally ill.

>>713224369 (OP)
egghead motherfucker

>>713229152
The ultimate sell out. I'll never understand who watches this clown, ESPECIALLY after the Russian funds scandal.

>>713227429
bet