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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:32:36 AM No.713226330
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Why didn't they make diddy the main partner
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:33:56 AM No.713226404
>>713226330 (OP)
It would be cool if they got LeBron James to voice him.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:35:07 AM No.713226478
>>713226330 (OP)
Diddy's name is dirt. Have you been living underneath a rock, anon?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:35:50 AM No.713226517
diddy ahh blud
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:35:59 AM No.713226521
Diddy can't sing.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:38:07 AM No.713226652
>>713226517
DIE.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:40:43 AM No.713226789
did
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>>713226521
Yes he can
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:41:45 AM No.713226829
>>713226330 (OP)
Why didn't they make Diddy the main character like they did in the second Country game?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:42:13 AM No.713226861
>>713226330 (OP)
Probably because of what he did to Justin Bieber's holes.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:43:14 AM No.713226927
>>713226330 (OP)
Because some pedo at Nintendo drew young Pauline and they decided to make an entire game just to include her.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:43:16 AM No.713226928
>>713226330 (OP)
Nintendo's goal is to completely erase Rare's influence from the canon.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:44:01 AM No.713226961
>>713226928
So why are Cranky, Rambi, Diddy, and Dixie in the game?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:45:13 AM No.713227037
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>>713226330 (OP)
better question, whereโ€™s k rool?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:47:40 AM No.713227159
>>713226829
i think nintendo has made it obvious they want only DK to star in his games now. that's why diddy became a backpack
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:49:10 AM No.713227240
Pauline making a youtube thumbnail_thumb.jpg
Pauline making a youtube thumbnail_thumb.jpg
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:52:01 AM No.713227393
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>>713227240
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:52:02 AM No.713227394
>>713227240
They knew what they were doing, getting rid of Diddy for this kiddie.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:52:45 AM No.713227435
>>713226330 (OP)
Because diddy is a convicted felon.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:53:47 AM No.713227485
>>713226330 (OP)
The target demographic of Bananza is pedophiles
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:55:05 AM No.713227560
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>>713226478
I'd bet that they already got a fully working diddy during production before the arrest
Perhaps there would be a supersecret unlockable nameless monkey wearing a cap
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:55:25 AM No.713227575
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>>713227394
kiddy?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:57:32 AM No.713227691
>>713227575
Why does he have long feet with an extra joint
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:03:14 AM No.713227979
>>713227485
Like how all games with child characters in them are for pedos.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:33:37 AM No.713229637
maro
maro
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>>713227037
Mario killed him then had his head stuffed and mounted above his fireplace.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:05:06 AM No.713231256
>>713226330 (OP)
They wanted the partner to talk
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:09:12 AM No.713231471
>>713226330 (OP)
I wish they had.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:16:04 AM No.713231789
>>713226928
Doing a pretty fucking bad job at it.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:33:32 AM No.713232708
>>713226330 (OP)
They wanted to make Wreck-it Ralph a more accurate parody
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:36:30 AM No.713232857
>>713226330 (OP)
Because it would be weird for Diddy to not be a playable character and just a glorified keychain, and making him a second playable character would add a lot of scope to the game.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:51:18 AM No.713233572
>>713226521
What do you call that, then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqz2a9BRFBY
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:54:01 AM No.713233685
>>713226330 (OP)
Because the "Break" (Odyssey, Bananza) series of Mario series related platformers developed by EPD involve Pauline somehow. I image Switch 3 might have something similar.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:55:03 AM No.713233724
>>713226928
You say erase, I say repurpose.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:56:55 AM No.713233805
>>713227037
It's a prequel to DK Country so he hasn't invaded Kong Island yet... or who knows he might appear, Nintendo doesn't five a flying FUCKK about lore or continuity.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:58:06 AM No.713233860
>>713226928
>Cranky implies he's the original DK for the first time in ages
>entire subset of levels that faithfully recreate the original DKC artstyle
>Rambi's design has been pulled back to the Rare version instead of his ugly Retro design
>full of Rare-era music
>You collect a bunch of Rare character cameos as the fossils
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:58:22 AM No.713233874
>>713227037
Could be some weird shit in this game. I thought void co was digging ancient kremlings and that's why they looked like skeletons beneath crocodile idols, but Grumpy Kong is actually making them from scratch, like he has the knowledge of carving and making crocodile enemies, that's weird shit. I feel like K Rool cool could radically different in this game, like some sort of crocodile formless god.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:04:06 AM No.713234161
>>713226330 (OP)
They saw an opening to put a little girl in it so they did. Itโ€™s not like the mechanics tied to her couldnโ€™t be done some other way. Sheโ€™s there because they want her to be there and the mechanics only serve to justify the decision. In short: because little girl.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:47:16 AM No.713236253
diddy's in jail
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:22:05 AM No.713237778
>>713227037
he's at the planet core duh.
Kapitialist K Rool.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:23:44 AM No.713237851
>>713233572
...Diddy this isn't Okay.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:43:27 AM No.713238647
No diddy my boy
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:51:42 AM No.713238991
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>>713233685
>a trilogy that takes 3 different console generations to complete
I hate modern Nintendo.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:53:59 AM No.713239093
>>713227575
Gormless
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:55:55 AM No.713239190
>>713226330 (OP)
Pedobait.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:57:07 AM No.713239243
>>713227691
He's wearing a onesie retard
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:02:45 AM No.713239516
>>713227037
Someone called out because there's shapeshifting power it's possible Void Kong is K Rool.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:04:15 AM No.713239583
Because thatโ€™s not the point
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:07:40 AM No.713239746
>>713226330 (OP)
Because Diddy can't sing and regulating him to just singing would be a disservice to his character
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:08:41 AM No.713239793
>>713234161
Adult Pauline would be too big to ride on Donkey Kong without getting in the way
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:10:57 AM No.713239905
>>713226478
No I'm pretty sure Diddy's name is Diddy
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:32:32 AM No.713240864
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>>713226330 (OP)
EPD Tokyo probably liked the idea of Harmony and made it into a DK game.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:28:18 AM No.713243271
>>713240864
>That game

Fuck were retro thinking, seriously. All these years and they still don't seem to know how nintendo likes their games. They somehow haven't missed once yet, though.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:34:09 AM No.713243536
>>713243271
>They somehow haven't missed once yet,
They do it just gets cancelled mid development or in the design phase
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:35:19 AM No.713243582
>>713226789
Making CHIMP NOISES to a beat isn't real music and I'm tired of the media telling us to like it

Now if he was doing REAL rap music...
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:44:16 AM No.713243981
>>713243536
Well but there's something great about them if nintendo can spot their good productions and shut down the bad ones.

They haven't made that many videogames, sure,. but some studios haven't made a single great one and they have made 5.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:47:25 AM No.713244124
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What will the other 2 Bananza transformations be?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:56:43 AM No.713244494
>>713244124
One's a fish, I'd bet money on it.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:23:43 AM No.713245550
>>713243582
>REAL rap music
It's... still making chimp noises to a beat, anon...
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:24:46 AM No.713245589
>>713226330 (OP)
They didn't want their fans to come across as pedophiles, so they put a little girl you can dress up instead.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:27:22 AM No.713245685
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>this will sell our game