Thread 713231915

Now that the honeymoon phase has worn off, and the $80 hole in your wallet has been filled again, are we ready to admit it's just not that good?

I wipe my ass with 80$

>>713231915 (OP)
I paid 50 dollars for it
And it's the best one yet
So kill yourself

>>713231915 (OP)
it's kinda fun

>>713232003
I piss on rich peoples’ graves

It's good if you like driving in a straight line, estrogen pills and illegal p*rnography.

it's great but
>no offline multiplayer roaming, WTF
>key characters like Diddy Kong missing
>no custom tours in VS is a tragedy
>no radio feature
>the soundtrack is godly, so what gives
>nasty rubber-banding. worst one yet
>no P switch tracker
>rewards are lackluster
>bring back 3 lap races in specific cups
>more costumes needed, DK only has 1 and its shit? wtf
>more cars, especially more of the older ones
I'm sure they'll add a lot of this with updates or DLCs, knowing how jewish they are, but yeah.
I'm playing the game NOW, wish these features were here now
For 80 bucks its missing some of the Nintendo polish I've come to expect

>>713232117
>he can't even afford a toilet
yikes

>>713231915 (OP)
You could probably buy it for cheaper.

>>713232343
>no offline multiplayer roaming, WTF
no idea why anyone was expecting this
you'd have to run two instances of the open world off one system
there are extremely few open world games that allow this

>>713232446
A toilet’s not as fun or good for the world

>>713231915 (OP)
>$80 hole
It's nearly half that though?

>>713232503
except its possible if you start a 2P lobby on 1 system. the feature is effectively gatekept behind a NSO subscription. its fucked

>>713231915 (OP)
Jokes on you I paid $50

>>713232565
>except its possible if you start a 2P lobby on 1 system
not really, the game forces you to stay really close to one another

>>713231915 (OP)
It's good if you have an obsessive hatred against Sony and the Steam Deck.

>>713232003
Yeah you'd need 80 dollar bills to clean your fat ass.

>>713232639
I always run PC + whatever the newest tendie console is and I'm having fun. Sorry every opinion has to be run through your console war filter.

>>713232602
mark my words they'll add 2P free roaming (no challenges but peach tokens will be there) in a future "content" update.

>>713232565
it doesn't require NSO to make a wireless lobby, dumbass

fun is when mario in game

I love Nintendo so I have to pretend I'm having fun even when it's a flop.

>>713232698
I think one of the points of the free gameshare is so you CAN properly explore the world locally with someone.
No update is going to make splitscreen from two ends of the world achievable.

>>713232762
>inb4 tendies claiming this is a flaseflag post

>>713232639
>>713232762
same but with whatever you like and i don't like

>>713232737
this but unironically

I'm afraid so. The more time I spent with it the more I realized how shallow it is and not worth $80 at all. When you've seen the first few missions in free roam, you've seen them all. And your reward is just shitty stickers anyways. They could've had actual boss races take place there or have it be the way to unlock the new characters instead of kamek RNG shit, but no.
The intermissions are also ass hence why everyone votes for random to avoid them if they can. Terribly executed game. Just stick to CTGP-7 or 8 Deluxe

>>713231915 (OP)
I kinda wanna get a switch 2 but this is the only game I'll be playing, is it worth it?

>>713231915 (OP)
nope still having fun

>>713232998
no game is worth $500

>>713232998
It is, if you like Mario Kart and plan to get other games in the future. Not gonna get any cheaper anytime soon so might as well.

>>713232998
I have a ton of time in MK8 and I've yet to get tired of playing this game online. It's super fun.
I fell for the "hurrr all the intermission tracks are straight lines!' meme pre-release, but a lot of them are actually pretty cool if you look beyond the minimap.
If you like pure MK gameplay and aren't obsessed with superficial shit you'll have fun.
Also Air Riders comes out this year so us kart racing fans are eating good.

>>713232998
As your only game to play for a month until Bananza (if you're interested in that), I'd say no. Only buy if you really wanted the increased performance for Switch 1 titles or have at least 4 exclusives in mind you want. MKW is fun but only in bursts you'll burn out hard

>>713232003
why would you do that? money is very dirty

>>713231915 (OP)
This dog shit game didn't even last a month to be called FOTM, more like FOTW

>>713233539
ong fr fr this shit is not bussin no cap

>panel is found outside the bounds of the track
HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU

>>713232343
DK has 3 outfits, misinofrmation spreader.
Just enjoy the constant free updates this year and stop complaining.

>>713233539
Kek this. For a game 11 years in the making and the only big exclusive currentlyi t sure did peeter out fast. Even the /v/ lobbies struggle to reach full capacity at times

>>713233539
SHUT UP!

>>713231915 (OP)
dunkey loved it
how dare you

>>713231915 (OP)
(you) have never played it

>>713232998
I have 80 hours already whereas MK8DX has 265 hours despite owning a launcher Switch, though I probably more hours logged on Wii U's MK8.
I say yes, I normally don't care about time trials but the short cuts and rail routes are fun to grind here and there, same with the free roaming.

I will now buy a switch 2 when they restock

>>713231915 (OP)
don't care peach is hot

>>713233539
Tendies love making fun of FOTM games, when their own games aren't even worthy of being one.

>>713235352
Dunkey also called Knack "the greatest game of all time" and said Bubsy 3D was "a misunderstood masterpiece." Man's got jokes, not taste.

Surely it's doing better than MK8.....oh

Kinda crazy how when you're just hunting around for panels and peach medals you see so many cool little areas and paths in the courses, stuff that is completely unutilized when racing on them in the cups and rallys. What a waste. It seriously seems like they could have had multiple different tracks within these tracks and just didnt bother.

Schizophrenic coping thread where you convince yourself the game failed?

>>713237173
No I make this thread every time this nigger game trollls me by giving me a boomerang on the last turn while a bullet bill is in the 2nd slot.

>>713237043
in free roam there are a lot of neat rails you can use, but it isnt worth the risk over drifting in a normal race, in general.

>>713232343
Open world games don’t have splitscreen, do you really think the switch 2 could render this game twice?

>>713237017
Delete this MFer

SEX WITH PAULINE IN HER AERO SUIT

>>713236950
>fake 4chan filename
tourist

>>713237017
damn it went down again

Nintendo online sub seem mandatory, the single player content is a joke

>>713237321
not really talking about rails specifically im talking about like the whole upper part of wario stadium and how dino jungle has not only a second but third floor and top dome area, all which could have been used in races if they wanted to

>>713237017
kek

>>713231915 (OP)
He said he liked the game a lot, so normies will think that it's ok to like the game now.

>>713232998
If you like MK you will like this one. The rail/wall mechanics are difficult to pull off so you'll be practicing a lot in single player and optimizing paths. The single player challenges are fun to do, but you need to find them in the open world. If you are autistic that likes looking for hidden shit you will love the open world details, there are a shit ton of them. I wish the missions had their own menu though, but right now you need to find them.

>>713237017
Should be lower, but damn without the Nintendo bonus that's like what? a 76

>>713231915 (OP)
$50 for me. Top 3 Mario Karts, despite the little issues.

>>713239547
He had a fair point where he said that the free roam mode feels more enjoyable if you treat it as a cool post-game unlockable after you get accustomed to the tracks upon finishing the grand prixs.

>>713237430
It does in lobbies, goofus.

>>713231915 (OP)
Keep seething OP, MKW is fucking great.

The game is only two weeks old and I've already sunk more hours into it than anything else I've played this year.

>>713241819
sounds like he's coping to me

>>713231915 (OP)
Once I get Bananza I dont think I'll ever touch World again. Maybe try out some DLC if there ever is any.

Last night's MKW tournament here on 4chan was great fun.

It's great but I wish there was more thought put into the open world aspect. Burnout Paradise is over a decade old and figured out how to do fun emergent online stuff that this game should really have

Tracks are great
New mechanics are great, tricking and rails add variety and depth
Open world is great for its intended purpose (fuck around between races, learning basic mechanics)
Online and options are heavily flawed and limited
The fact there is no multiplayer mode that really takes advantage of the open world sucks too.

Add better options, change online races to not be 90% Intermission versions of tracks, and add some sort of new mode that takes advantage of just how open the world is (maybe go from A to B to C but those points change dynamically to anywhere in the open world and there are no limits on which direction you go (off road or tracks both fine). It would be god tier then, as it is now it's a good Mario Kart with a fun twist.

>>713231915 (OP)
80 isn't bad
it means less weed for me but whatever

>>713231915 (OP)
It's kinda boring

>>713231915 (OP)
I like the game a lot, but it's hard to know if any game is worth 80 dollars. The new mechanics are awesome, and going for the harder paths on the fly is fucking awesome. I'll definetly get many more hours out of this game without even playing online.
BUT I don't it would be worth the price if I wasn't going to play it a shitton splitscreen with the homies.

>>713232503
>>713237430
>what, do you really expect that they would make this feature happen when it's the main gimmick for the flagship first-party launch title for their new console, whose only reason to exist is to have improved performance power, and the game in question does not have significantly increased graphics over the previous 11-year old release
YES.

>>713231915 (OP)
i would have caved in and bought a NS2 by now if it weren't for the single lap races

>>713231915 (OP)
It's alright. I'm glad I got the bundle and got it for cheaper.
Unless it gets serious content updates though I can't see myself jumping back in. A lot of the tracks are pretty forgettable.

>>713232998
Yes. Mario Kart gives you enough gameplay to hold you over til DK and those two will likely hold you over til Kirby and whatever 3rd party games are coming out

>>713244118
you can just do vs mode for 3 lap races and everyone online who isn't a 5yo knows to do random for that 3 lap race

Could be better if they add 3 lap courses to online, at least surface it better I know it's already in there and add a map with checklist for free roam

>>713231915 (OP)
It cost me 50€ since I got the bundle.
Don't feel buyers remorse since I feel I'm still enjoying the game, but it is lacking currently. I feel the single player adaptive difficulty is too noticeable for any single player modes other than Time Trials, to be worth playing.
Online is fun but I'm the kinda guy that enjoys Mario Kart bullshit online. 24 players at a time is a lot though and creates situations where the entire horde runs you over and leaves you behind, which I can see being frustrating to most.

I have never played a mario kart game in my life

>>713231915 (OP)
>are we ready to admit it's just not that good?
>third best Mario Kart game
>not that good

It's certainly not $80 good but it's better than MK Wii, Double Dash, DS, 3DS, GBA and SNES. Only 8 Deluxe and 64 are better than World.