Thread 713236245 - /v/ [Archived: 835 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:47:02 AM No.713236245
Nintendo Switch 2 Game Key Cards Are A MASSIVE FLOP!
holy shit
microsoft will purchase nintendo soon if the dominos keep falling?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:47:44 AM No.713236280
>>713236245 (OP)
Who the fuck care about third parties lol. Nintendo already won.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:49:08 AM No.713236332
>>713236245 (OP)
Microsoft Mario would turn Luigi black and pretend nothing changed.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:49:43 AM No.713236364
>>713236280
I always get a Nintendo console in addition to my main, which used to be Xbox but now is Playstation.

I don't know why you would buy any of these games. You want to play a demanding game like Cyberpunk on a tablet? A competitive game like Street Fighter 6 over fucking Nintendo internet?

No shit they are selling poorly.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:50:16 AM No.713236393
>>713236245 (OP)
the third party games in question are mostly games that have been out already for about 5 years or more.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:51:08 AM No.713236424
>>713236364
The point is to play portable versions of the game. But the best way to go is Nintendo + PC because all the versions you bought on PlayStation are inferior.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:51:10 AM No.713236426
>>713236280
Every console is doomed with weak 3rd party support
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:53:08 AM No.713236520
That's because turbo jewish devs are only using that terrible game key shit instead of paying an extra 2 shekels to put the game on a cartridge.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:54:13 AM No.713236572
>>713236245 (OP)
>3rd parties will abandon Switch 2 because nobody bought a port of a 13 year old 3DS game
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:57:36 AM No.713236718
>>713236245 (OP)
It's almost like everyone already owns all these games on other consoles, I genuinely want to know who was responsible for doing this and then ask for them to be fired. Instead of wasting time on other developers to port games to the Switch 2 all that time and money could have gone into making at least another new release title
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:58:39 AM No.713236753
AI generated mario thinking
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:22:08 AM No.713237781
>>713236572
That you have to download even after buying the "physical" copy.
In the "we like games inside of the cartridge" successor.
Thing literally has only two third parties right now: CD project and Marvelous.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:37:19 AM No.713238396
>>713236426
The Switch 1 launch was way worse
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:43:12 AM No.713238631
Is there a single third party launch game that isn't just a port of game from years ago that everyone already played on better hardware?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:50:36 AM No.713238940
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>>713236245 (OP)
Wowie zowie!!
I JUST KILLED JAPANESE GAME,
WITH MAH' FUCKIN PRICE and KEYCARD, WAHOO!

Nintendo switch 2 was actual Japanese game killer. Not Chinese, Korean or Western games.
Nintendo switch 2 has nailed the coffin on Japanese game by fucking price and keycards when they are in peril in 2025 due to having kusoges only like MH wilds, Yumia, Nightreign, while in 2024, Japanese game was so strong according to metascore. But no Jap game with metascore over 90s this year.. While Western game was suffering this last year. But resurrected in 2025 with expedition 33, Kingdom come 2, Doom dark age and oblivion remaster. Japanese game is OWACON. It is time for Chinese, Korean and Western game. Why did Japanese game die so soon in 2025 when they were great in 2024? What went wrong?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:54:51 AM No.713239140
>>713238396
>New Zelda
>Dragon Quest Heroes
>Puyo Puyo Tetris
>Bomberman's awaited return
There is a dozen more of games, but Switch 1 has already a better launch than 20fps Cyberpunk, Guardians of Azuma everywhere else and the overpriced downolad codes.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:56:28 AM No.713239216
>no one even posting this this is absolute horse shit and 3rd party game sales are 40% higher than Switch1 at launch
Dring lost and got raped.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:01:59 AM No.713239479
>>713236245 (OP)
I ain't buying no ยฃ59.99 port of a 7-10 year old game
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:26:10 AM No.713240603
>>713239479
I ain't buying no 500โ‚ฌ 7-10 year old tablet
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:54:33 AM No.713241859
>>713236245 (OP)
lol, Microsoft isn't purchasing shit, their next console is literally a chip. A console-on-a-chip, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:56:21 AM No.713241936
>>713236424
This Switch 2 and Steam Deck 2
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:53:13 AM No.713244357
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>>713236245 (OP)
The wii u symptoms.
It started with no third party sales which led to no third party support
>look at this frog. The switch 2 is sold out everywhere
So was the wii u. The wii u flew of the shelves in every major retailer. People thought it would be a success. It wasn't.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:54:34 AM No.713244418
>>713236245 (OP)
Dumb esl poster
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:55:12 AM No.713244446
>>713236245 (OP)
>buy NS2 version of the game for 80 dollars
>or buy the NS1 version for 40 dollars
wow I wonder why the NS2 version sales are so low
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:58:02 AM No.713244553
Why would anyone who owns a Switch 1 buy a game they already owned on the Switch 2 with no tangible upgrades besides slightly higher FPS? Is Nintendo retarded? You used to be able to play gamecube games on the wii for free.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:59:30 AM No.713244624
>>713244357
It will because your options will be an $900 PS6 in 2027, a $700 PS handheld in 2028, and an $900-$1000+ Xbox console-on-a-chip which could be home consoles, handhelds, and possibly more. The Switch 2 and Steam Deck 2 will be affordable in comparison.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:00:34 AM No.713244665
>>713244357
the Wii U has superb exclusives though.
And virtual console.
and free online
and actual properly working backward compatibility.
and no $20 patches.

The Shitch 2 is just a turd.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:02:18 AM No.713244727
>>713244446
>or buy the PS4 copy fully on disc for $10
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:02:46 AM No.713244748
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>>713236245 (OP)
>fiscal year 2024 for SMT V
>sales fall to abysmal 10k numbers
Jeez, no wonder third parties don't want to put effort in porting their games
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:03:19 AM No.713244768
>>713244624
I just got a PS4 for $100
it's over for Nunendo
I may get a PS5 in 5 years for $100 as well.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:03:27 AM No.713244774
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>>713236245 (OP)
Why do you continue spamming this lie?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:04:39 AM No.713244831
>>713244774
I just read a study that confirmed that millions in US are clinically retarded.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:05:01 AM No.713244846
>third party slop
>data not on cartridge, youre buying a digital license
>price marked up for no reason

who could have predicted
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:05:27 AM No.713244871
>>713244748
>2/3 of sales came from Switch
Poor bait
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:07:37 AM No.713244950
>>713244727
anon, tendies don't own PS4 or PS5 consoles
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:09:55 AM No.713245038
>>713244871
Yeah good initial launch sales but terrible post launch sales.
Look how good the legs are on all the other games on the list.
SMT V only got a second wind with Vengeance and I know you want to say that's terrible numbers but that usually goes for most after launch ports. But the point is future sales of the games will stay high consistently through all the other platforms.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:12:07 AM No.713245131
>>713236393
Also it's only been 2 weeks since the consoles launch. What are you suppose to expect sales wise for old game ports for a new console launch? Did people do this with Sony and Xbox? Grifters don't care about context and rather doom over everything to keep a steady flow of content.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:12:50 AM No.713245152
>>713244950
buy Bravely Woke on the 3DS for $15 then
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:13:13 AM No.713245179
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>>713236245 (OP)
why are nintenkeks so embarrassing?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:13:52 AM No.713245198
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>>713236245 (OP)
Japan used to make great games like Persona 5, Nier Automata, Dark souls 3, Sekiro, BoTW, Xenoblade 2, MHW, RE7, FE3H, RE4R, Ryza 1-3, SF6, Mario wonder, pikmin 4, Elden ring, Unicorn overlord, Like a dragon 7, Asstro bot, metaphor since 2017, but how can they fall so soon this year and get mogged by Chinese black ships like genshin, starrail, ZZZ, WuWa, Wukong, Lost soul aside, Phantom blade zero,
Korean black ship Like Khazan and Lies of P, and French black ship like expedition 33 and Asscreed shadow? Why did Japanese game which was glorious in 2024 tremble so easily?
No Japanese game this year got metascore over 90. Wilds, Yumia, Nightreign,Mario kart world shows Japanese game's absolute fall this year.
While Western game was suffering this last year. But it became opposite this year, man.
And switch 2 was nail on coffin to Japanese game due to fuckin' price and keycard, wahoo!
What is left in Japan now?
Anime? Solo leveling was AOTS last year, and China makes them better, to be hero X and nezha.
Comics? Korean makes them better.
Entertainment? Korea makes them better.
Car? Electricity? Korea and China makes them better.
Subculture? BA has 2000 comicket booth.
Toy? Korean combination robot toy and Tinyping are superior.
Japan is NOTHING!!
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:15:10 AM No.713245249
>>713245198
>Nier Automata, Dark souls 3
>Xenoblade 2
>RE7
>REmilk4
>Pikslop 4
>GREAT
choose one
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:15:15 AM No.713245252
>>713244357
>wii u symptoms

Nigga Switch 2 literally has a new Mario Kart and Pokemon game on its launch year. Wii U had to wait two fucking years for its Mario Kart and it had to wait three years for any pokemon game. Those two alone prevent a wii u repeat.

As far as third parties go most of them are cheaping out because they're trying to force the customers to do digital. But it's blowing up in their faces across the board.

See the Doom Dark Ages release where they spat in the face of people who bought the first two games physical.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:17:09 AM No.713245326
>>713245252
>it's not Nutendo
>it's the 3rd parties!!!
Your Nutendo allows it, they are to blame.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:17:37 AM No.713245339
>>713244950
PS4 and PS5 owners don't own games, either.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:18:13 AM No.713245360
>>713245249
Prease understand. According to Metascore. But no Japanese game have metascore over 90 this year while they had in 2024 (West lacked metascore over 90 in 2024, while they revived in 2025)
It shows that Japanese game died and Western game revived in 2025, opposite from 2024.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:19:08 AM No.713245385
>>713236245 (OP)
Lmao, with what liquidity will Microsoft gaming division have to buy the entirety of Nintendo?
God you are a retard.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:19:45 AM No.713245405
>>713245326
Correct the third party developers who chose to be anti-consumer are to blame.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:21:02 AM No.713245448
>>713245405
>3rd parties made these scam keys
>not my Nutnendo, that I suck off
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:22:22 AM No.713245496
>>713245038
Using SMT as a marker for third party interest is disgenous. Anything outside the Persona series within the greater SMT franchise isn't going to have legs in general.

How about you post the numbers for Soul Hackers 2 which didn't get a Switch release anon.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:22:32 AM No.713245507
>>713245448
>Nintendo forced them to use the keys!
>the 3rd parties, that I suck off are innocent!
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:25:00 AM No.713245604
>>713245507
>weird that the 3DS nor the Wii U didn't have scam keys
>it's the fault of the 3rd parties, who made them and created them, Nutnendo didn't want them and actually blocked them, but couldn't because of a court order
stop sucking their cock
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:25:14 AM No.713245613
>>713244665
>And virtual console.
lol
>and actual properly working backward compatibility.
lmao
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:27:14 AM No.713245675
>>713245613
100% Wii games worked without problems
cope
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:27:15 AM No.713245678
>>713245326
Yes, how about third parties put their games on carts instead of making people jump through hoops for a glorified digital game. How about third parties release new games on a new system instead of ports.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:28:27 AM No.713245732
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>>713245675
meanwhile on Shitch Part Deux
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:29:31 AM No.713245780
>>713236245 (OP)
No one buys Nintendo systems for the third parties.
Also Microsoft in a better position already tried to buy Nintendo so was in a worse position at the time and got laughed out of the room. It would never happen now.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:30:34 AM No.713245813
>>713245678
How about Nutnendo stops allowing that in the first place?
3DS had all physical games on cart.
DS had all physical games on cart
Wii had all physical games on cart
Wii U had all physical games on cart

It started on the Shitch, and now it went worse.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:30:40 AM No.713245816
>>713245496
We're not talking about persona legs in general but all go the other games.
All the ones in the list have AT LEAST 100k or more sales post launch.
SMTV is the only one when it was still a switch exclusive, have abysmal numbers.
There a big difference between 100k in a fiscal year to only 10k in a fiscal year.
I can imagine several others that didn't get updated sale numbers like Bayonetta 3 or Astral Chain also had terrible post launch sales.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:30:42 AM No.713245818
>>713245385
It's not about an outright buyout. Microsoft could always buy a majority stock holding if they wanted.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:31:06 AM No.713245838
>the attach rate should be 5+ in the first week

Bro people spent $500 and you mario kart they dont need anything else for a few months
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:33:55 AM No.713245960
>>713245816
I'll ask again post the sales for Soul Hackers 2 which didn't get a Switch release anon.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:35:33 AM No.713246034
>>713245838
>drive straight roads
>this can go on for months
drought
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:36:13 AM No.713246054
>>713245960
Post that yourself, I certainly couldn't find it.
It doesn't help that Soul Hackers 2 isn't a very good game.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:37:47 AM No.713246103
>>713245818
Nintendo owns the majority of its own stock iirc. If so, then Microsoft literally can't without Nintendo letting them, which they never would allow.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:37:59 AM No.713246113
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>>713245813
>>713245780
>>713245780
>>713245732
>>713245507
Wowie zowie!!
I JUST KILLED JAPANESE GAME,
WITH MAH' FUCKIN PRICE and KEYCARD, WAHOO!

Nintendo switch 2 was actual Japanese game killer. Not Chinese, Korean or Western games.
Nintendo switch 2 has nailed the coffin on Japanese game by fucking price and keycards when they are in peril in 2025 due to having kusoges only like MH wilds, Yumia, Nightreign, while in 2024, Japanese game was so strong according to metascore. But no Jap game with metascore over 90s this year.. While Western game was suffering this last year. But resurrected in 2025 with expedition 33, Kingdom come 2, Doom dark age and oblivion remaster. Japanese game is OWACON. It is time for Chinese, Korean and Western game. Why did Japanese game die so soon in 2025 when they were great in 2024? What went wrong?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:47:17 AM No.713246431
>>713245604
Meanwhile third parties are the only ones with games that are partial or full downloads on every system even with a physical disc and always chose the smallest cart size on switch.
Stop sucking their cock.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:48:15 AM No.713246459
>>713236245 (OP)
Sir, you need to absolutely calm the fuck down,
you are hysterical.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:49:59 AM No.713246521
>>713245496
Also as an SMTfag, V having no legs has more to do with the game being dogshit and having negative word of mouth about its story than the platform it released on.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:52:38 AM No.713246631
>>713246521
To be fair, that "negative word of mouth" wouldn't have existed if it were a PS5 exclusive
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:53:51 AM No.713246674
>>713246431
Your Nutnendo hasn't said they will definitely only release physical shit carts, they left the option open and you will defend them-
>but it's zelda
>Nutnendo said it has so much content that it just can't fit on a 64 GB cart
>there is just no other way
>sucks cock
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:55:53 AM No.713246752
Why does this autist hate nintendo so much?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:57:44 AM No.713246819
>>713236426
Yeah, worked for Xbox, right? 3rd parties don't matter, because everyone just pretends these are PlayStation games.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:57:57 AM No.713246825
>>713246674
>>but it's zelda
and it will be the breath of the wild map
again
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:59:05 AM No.713246870
>>713246752
He likes third party semen, that's why.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:03:00 PM No.713247028
>>713246034
DK is out next month.

Hyrule warriors, Pokรฉmon, metroid, Kirby and Splatoon in the next 6. Hardly a draught lmao
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:06:09 PM No.713247142
>>713247028
We all know that's never enough. People are already burnt out on Mario Kart World and now they have to wait a whole damn month for the next exclusive?
Usually this is supplemented by third party games but most of it is just ports that the people either have no interest in or have played before on other platforms.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:06:10 PM No.713247143
>>713246631
No vanilla SMT's story is just bad. You can go through theeads on GameFAQs, r*ddit, xitter, anywhere and people will always say "good gameplay, bad story" which is not something you want to hear about an RPG. There's a reason discussion died as quickly as it did not just on /v/ but everywhere.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:06:18 PM No.713247148
>>713247028
drought
>metroid, DK
woke
>Hyrule
again?
>Pokeslop
again?

so nothing original, DROUGHT
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:08:57 PM No.713247239
>>713236245 (OP)
I fucking wish but its not happening anytime soon. shit2 was the fastest selling console ever and they also have pokemon, the biggest money making franchise on the fucking planet.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:09:49 PM No.713247262
>>713236245 (OP)
>3rd party publishers are retards
>it's somehow Nintendo's issue
If only they hadn't fell for "tendies only play on Switch" meme.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:11:46 PM No.713247340
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>>713246113
Jesus christ
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:12:46 PM No.713247374
>>713247148
>so nothing original, DROUGHT
t. someone who only plays teamball current year edition
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:14:01 PM No.713247431
It's the extra cuck editions.
I was thinking on getting at least the Hitman game but no cross progression and STILL having to be always online on a single player game despite being a portable device killed my interest completely.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:14:52 PM No.713247467
>>713247374
where is that only real exclusive, you know the one where you play disabled people playing ball?
you know the DEI slop.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:15:49 PM No.713247503
>>713246631
Some youtuber would find something slightly woke and amplified it 100x as the fall of snoy.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:16:11 PM No.713247517
>>713247431
What do you expect?
Them putting the full game on cart and removing their always online DRM? hahaha
>rebuy DLC pls
Weird that Fortnite can do cross-platform purchases, but IOI can't.

speaking of cross platform puirchases. Also weird that the Shitch 2 slop can't run Save the World.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:16:25 PM No.713247529
>>713247467
>where is that only real exclusive
What makes that exclusive and not Donkey Kong?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:17:11 PM No.713247553
>>713247529
Donkey Kong is woke slop
plus it's just Odyseey reskin.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:17:58 PM No.713247582
>>713236424
They are not inferior. If you play on pc everyone just cheats online, it is impossible to play with people
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:18:19 PM No.713247595
>>713247553
>plus it's just Odyseey reskin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okSWgqbhFK8
cope
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:19:01 PM No.713247609
>>713247553
>woke slop is not an exclusive
>dei slop is
I would say Snoy is a state of mind but there was no mind involved here.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:19:09 PM No.713247617
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md5: a11857a93481d738d32cc0b74d40d733๐Ÿ”
>>713236245 (OP)
amazing that all these companies somehow didn't have their market research divisions come up with the foresight that no one would buy game keycards, shows how useless these people really are
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:20:09 PM No.713247652
>>713247609
woke slop reskin is not an exclusive
woke DEI slop is an exclusive

correct
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:21:08 PM No.713247693
>>713247553
>plus it's just Odyseey reskin.
Really? I didn't see DK throwing his cap to become the enemies anywhere in the trailer
Replies: >>713247769
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:21:39 PM No.713247723
Nintendo's going to have to make their switch 1 cards available to companies for shitch 2 games, this is a fucking disaster lmao
Replies: >>713247804 >>713247894 >>713247951
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:22:38 PM No.713247769
>>713247693
oh banana == retarded moon jingle

it's literally the same slop shit
>dig 3 times
>ohh banana
made for retarded people
Replies: >>713247797
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:23:26 PM No.713247797
>>713247769
Oh banana? The noise from DK64?
Replies: >>713247838
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:23:39 PM No.713247804
>>713247723
nope, they will double down.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:24:40 PM No.713247838
>>713247797
they do that so that retards get their nostalgia googles on and think the copy+paste reskin fest would have a heart
Replies: >>713247871
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:25:31 PM No.713247867
Note how they are all gamekeycards.
Also largely ports of games that people already played.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:25:32 PM No.713247868
>he's angry because DKB is about to obliterate AstroFlop
Sony should reskin Odyssey instead of Kirby.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:25:39 PM No.713247871
>>713247838
But you just said
>oh banana == retarded moon jingle
while also accepting it's from DK64. Is your head on straight?
Replies: >>713247920
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:26:08 PM No.713247894
IMG_5813
IMG_5813
md5: 1824f05e8fd7a9710fa66bcbd07d21df๐Ÿ”
>>713247723
Switch 2 nailed the coffin on Japanese game by fucking price and keycard.
I JUST KILLED JAPANESE GAME WITH MAH' FUCKIN PRICE and KEYCARD, WAHOO!

Nintendo switch 2 was actual Japanese game killer. Not Chinese, Korean or Western games.
Nintendo switch 2 has nailed the coffin on Japanese game by fucking price and keycards when they are in peril in 2025 due to having kusoges only like MH wilds, Yumia, Nightreign, while in 2024, Japanese game was so strong according to metascore. But no Jap game with metascore over 90s this year..
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:26:43 PM No.713247917
>>713239140
Those games only sold so well because there were literally no other games to play on the Switch when it came out.
Also Zelda isn't a 3rd party so not sure what the point is with that one.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:26:51 PM No.713247920
>>713247871
they used AI and said: "make an Odyssey game for retards with a banana reskin, copy from good donkey kong games"
Replies: >>713247956 >>713247965
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:27:07 PM No.713247929
>>713236245 (OP)
>b /v/
>"Nintendo is dumb kiddy shit lol grow up"
>also b /v/
>"Nintendo third party when so I can play their games on my device?!"
Niggers
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:27:31 PM No.713247951
>>713247723
Never gonna happen, not unless the cards become cheaper.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:27:37 PM No.713247956
>>713247920
Ahh you're sub-100IQ
Carry on
Replies: >>713248006
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:27:51 PM No.713247965
>>713247920
>copy from good donkey kong games"
...and Donkey Kong 64
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:28:08 PM No.713247980
worthless in numbers
worthless in numbers
md5: e7168b85e073a8c282e6bba460fb6b23๐Ÿ”
It's like odyssey in how you found moons every ten seconds, rendering them unexciting and banal.
Replies: >>713248054
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:28:53 PM No.713248006
1716758145532573
1716758145532573
md5: 28513404ded19d95448c12457e574725๐Ÿ”
>>713247956
I'm not the retard shilling and buying Shitch 2.
Replies: >>713248040
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:29:41 PM No.713248039
>>713236245 (OP)
lol did they actually port Wild Hearts to it?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:29:45 PM No.713248040
>>713248006
No, you're just the retard :)
Replies: >>713248075
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:30:04 PM No.713248054
>>713247980
>unexciting and banal
>not uneelxciting and bananal
You had one job
Replies: >>713248118
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:30:46 PM No.713248075
trans-prime
trans-prime
md5: 64aa46035df15fa6bc4aa54ea014c282๐Ÿ”
>>713248040
>no u :)
Replies: >>713248132 >>713248190
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:31:29 PM No.713248103
>>713236280
>Who the fuck care about third parties lol. Nintendo already won.
Flashbacks to the Wii U
Replies: >>713248161 >>713252598
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:31:47 PM No.713248118
>>713248054
In this new Donkey Kong game, Donkey Kong teaches young children that they can stick banana into their bum.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:32:10 PM No.713248132
>>713248075
Aww having to go through your folder of anti-Nintendo images to stay in the argument? Poor little retard :(
Replies: >>713248161
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:32:15 PM No.713248134
>>713236245 (OP)
Did you photoshop in a mouse cursor?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:32:28 PM No.713248145
>>713236718
telling other devs to port their game to your system and developing a completely new game is totally the same thing
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:32:29 PM No.713248146
KEK no one buy Switch for third party games, if you want them buy gaming PC/PS5
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:32:49 PM No.713248161
1719785182065935
1719785182065935
md5: 56188841b4543e8a11a87c959a855ff8๐Ÿ”
>>713248103
What's so funny about this is that Nintendo themselves are fucking even indies over with this shit LMAO

>>713248132
why do you talk badly about NINTENDO EMPLOYEES?
Replies: >>713248182
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:33:24 PM No.713248182
>>713248161
>why do you talk badly about NINTENDO EMPLOYEES?
Well she clearly wasn't working on MP4 if she left in 2022.
Replies: >>713248223
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:33:43 PM No.713248190
>>713248075
All stronk female characters really being male does make sense
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:34:31 PM No.713248223
>>713248182
>clearly wasn't working on MP4
"Metroid Prime 4's development faced a significant reboot in January 2019, with Nintendo restarting the project with Retro Studios after the initial development by a different team did not meet their quality woke standards"

why do you keep lying, tranny?
Replies: >>713248248
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:34:51 PM No.713248239
>>713247143
Anon, he's saying that no one would dare criticise it if it were a PS5 exclusive, persona 5 is a good example since no one was allowed to criticise it until it was ported.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:35:04 PM No.713248248
>>713248223
Is the game out yet?
Replies: >>713248290
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:36:09 PM No.713248290
>>713248248
so?
>writer was hired to make Samus a tranny.
>did it successfully
>can now do other woke things
Replies: >>713248357 >>713248379 >>713248457
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:36:47 PM No.713248313
I dont have Switch 2 but on Switch 1 I exclusively bought first party games and a few indie games. I'd never want to play Elden Ring on a Switch 2.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:37:57 PM No.713248357
>>713248290
>n-no the writer just left half way through development, it's VERY common
Replies: >>713248387
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:38:30 PM No.713248379
>>713248290
>she says Samus will always be a tranny in her mind
She obviously wasn't allowed to make it true in the game.
Replies: >>713248435
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:38:45 PM No.713248387
>>713248357
>writers stay until the very last minute
found the retard
Replies: >>713248418
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:39:28 PM No.713248418
>>713248387
Oh so writers commonly quit 3 years before the game is gold?
Replies: >>713248485
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:39:46 PM No.713248435
>>713248379
>obviously
source?
she was hired AFTER she tweeted that.
She was HIRED exactly for that by Wokendo.
Replies: >>713249904
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:40:13 PM No.713248457
1744099689326470
1744099689326470
md5: 59d78517ef7393bc5f9aac514bafb828๐Ÿ”
>>713248290
>>did it successfully
You trannies make me laugh.
Replies: >>713248534
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:40:31 PM No.713248463
>>713236245 (OP)
>have a pretty large launch lineup
>however the launch lineup is made up of either niche titles or a port of a 5 year old puyo tetris game that you could buy the switch 1 version of for cheaper and with nearly the exact same content
>the game everyone will definitely buy (mario kart) is 20$ more expensive than normal

it makes sense this happened, especially with Sega's cunty practices
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:40:47 PM No.713248485
>>713248418
>writing takes 5 years
it doesn't.
even retarded lefties don't take that long.
Replies: >>713248530
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:42:02 PM No.713248530
>>713248485
No, don't make up your own answer to a question I didn't ask. Do writers commonly quit 3 years before a game is gold?
Replies: >>713248568
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:42:08 PM No.713248534
zPnkwDA
zPnkwDA
md5: d09b1257ec9283d121fc519209a28c82๐Ÿ”
>>713248457
I will laugh when the trainwreck releases.
Replies: >>713248649 >>713248664
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:43:09 PM No.713248568
>>713248530
writer gets hired
writer is done with work
writer leaves

do you think in hollywood script writers stay on set and edit the movie, are you retarded?
Replies: >>713248604
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:43:50 PM No.713248604
>>713248568
Still not answering the question
Replies: >>713248723
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:44:43 PM No.713248640
I use my Switch exclusively for first party titles. I play multiplats on PC.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:44:55 PM No.713248649
>>713248534
You mean you will seethe and spam 50 threads a day
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:45:23 PM No.713248664
>>713248534
What do you try to convey with this image?
Replies: >>713248760
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:46:05 PM No.713248692
overview_oled
overview_oled
md5: 075e312db65155081ae72657d261365b๐Ÿ”
It's time to make the switch, tendies.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:46:38 PM No.713248723
Mentally Ill Studios
Mentally Ill Studios
md5: 84d9965f251decdaabfbd7c9b8aee31f๐Ÿ”
>>713248604
>writers stay until the game is finished
retarded claim to make.
>but the others at Retroon aren't mentally ill woke lefties
pic related, but you know that tranny.
Replies: >>713248802
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:47:34 PM No.713248757
>>713236332
Luigi was always Black. Chuds are deluded. Next you're going to pretend that Daisy wasn't always trans.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:47:39 PM No.713248760
>>713248664
t. ChatGPT
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:47:43 PM No.713248767
>>713236245 (OP)
Nintendo makes money from their first party games and consoles.
3rd party games are lucky to be on Nintendo's platform.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:48:45 PM No.713248802
1651924948914
1651924948914
md5: 6119140f5178c4578e91d8630390e094๐Ÿ”
>>713248723
>Still not answering the question
Replies: >>713248856
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:50:06 PM No.713248856
>>713248802
the answer is yes, unless they are regular in-house staff, tranny
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:50:20 PM No.713248864
9357483575768
9357483575768
md5: ab8af979c83edae96fff98d39a624d61๐Ÿ”
>>713236245 (OP)
Oh no... anyway, Nintendo will continue to dominate with their exclusive IPs like they always do.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:50:38 PM No.713248874
you did it eric! you killed Nintendo with your constant seet- I mean truth threads. you can rest now and stop posting. Your father is finally proud of you and he brought milk.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:50:51 PM No.713248882
>Metroid 4 releases
>no tranny shit
>mentally Iโ€™ll retard makes wokeytroid threads anyway
sasuga schizo
Replies: >>713248961
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:51:28 PM No.713248906
Just like sony was supposed to buy nintendo when wii u failed?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:53:03 PM No.713248961
Sweet_Baby_Samus
Sweet_Baby_Samus
md5: 5665d872c782b2d869b1e65a5830794d๐Ÿ”
>>713248882
chance of that happening is 0.0001%
Replies: >>713248984
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:53:24 PM No.713248984
>>713248961
So do you want to make a real bet with real money on it?
Replies: >>713249032
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:54:35 PM No.713249032
>>713248984
I'm not into casinos.
I'm not Valve.
Replies: >>713249097
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:54:59 PM No.713249053
valve
valve
md5: 88ce957716f456309fff5f51aef1aef9๐Ÿ”
Valve does what Nintendon't
Replies: >>713249079
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:55:34 PM No.713249075
kek this nigger responds immediately, truly no life
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:55:36 PM No.713249079
>>713249053
>Wii U doesn't exist
cope
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:55:48 PM No.713249091
wii_u
wii_u
md5: 42bef59cfca4dd52d5a63a3639661bc7๐Ÿ”
>>713244357
>The wii u flew of the shelves in every major retailer.
???????
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:55:51 PM No.713249097
>>713249032
But you have a 99.9999% chance of winning according to yourself
Replies: >>713249126
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:56:42 PM No.713249126
>>713249097
I'm not into money, I'm not greedy like Nutnendo.
>dox yourself
fuck off, troon
Replies: >>713249146
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:57:08 PM No.713249146
>>713249126
Oh so you're afraid that you're wrong? Got it
Replies: >>713249187
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:58:01 PM No.713249187
>>713249146
>I can't read
t. ESL
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:58:32 PM No.713249216
>>713244774
Because OP doesn't care about truth or reality. His goal is to shit on Nintendo.
Because of either some deep personal obsession, or because he is unironically paid to do it.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:58:50 PM No.713249231
Macht I dont care
Macht I dont care
md5: 227230f33e762cbeb15a2e50090cbc59๐Ÿ”
>>713236245 (OP)
I'm going to be a little frank here: I dont care.
I mainly play my Switch for portability and exclusives anyway.
For instance. I'd be cool with Stellar Blade being on the Switch 2 since it means I can play it on the go or during my lunch break.
Or I can enjoy a new Mario or Zelda game.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:59:05 PM No.713249246
>>713236245 (OP)
microsoft doesn't care about gaming, they are focused on not getting eaten by google/facebook/chatgpt/china on ai

also nintendo wont sell to microsoft, they already laughed at them when they tried in the late 90s

as for 3rd parties, it cannot be helped, they are all leftovers and we're in a global recession/depression right now, spare money is scarce
Replies: >>713249380
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:59:22 PM No.713249259
>>713236393
Also all these games have the stupid game card where itโ€™s basically still just a digital download anyway.
Cyberpunk, the one third party game who released on a normal cartridge, has sold fine
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:02:24 PM No.713249380
>>713249246
>Recession
Yeah glad to know that I am not the only one who is concerned about this.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:12:34 PM No.713249793
>>713236245 (OP)
>microsoft
>purchasing nintendo
They will be laugh out of the room again.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:14:54 PM No.713249904
>>713248435
And yet Samus isn't trans.
Replies: >>713250038
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:16:50 PM No.713250002
>>713236245 (OP)
FPBP
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:17:39 PM No.713250038
brave
brave
md5: d430bd69104166a40c4b32f8b67d23ef๐Ÿ”
>>713249904
he is.
he's also gay, like Ellie.
Replies: >>713250156
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:20:08 PM No.713250156
>>713250038
>he is.
>he's
So you don't consider Samus trans?
Replies: >>713250330
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:23:36 PM No.713250330
stunning
stunning
md5: e7803b2833cddeae712b2d550723fb7f๐Ÿ”
>>713250156
Samus is a male, who cross dresses and got hormone therapy.
you think a f*male would be strong enough to do such a job? do be strong? do defeat pirates?
Replies: >>713250451
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:26:34 PM No.713250451
>>713250330
So if you think Samus is a man trying to be a woman then you should be calling her a woman. But you're not, you're calling her a man meaning you don't think she's trans.
Replies: >>713250595
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:29:56 PM No.713250595
>>713250451
So you asked him for his preferred pronouns?
I did, and Samus said his preferred pronouns are him / they.
Replies: >>713251571
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:42:12 PM No.713251204
>>713236245 (OP)
Maybe these 3rd party kikes should sell actual physical copies and not this jewish key card shit
Replies: >>713251624
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:49:43 PM No.713251571
>>713250595
Meaning Samus wouldn't be trans and would be a femboy at best.
Replies: >>713252128
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:51:02 PM No.713251624
>>713251204
The whole point of the game key was to out third parties as the Jews they are. Capcom and Square could have footed the pennies more they needed to spend for actual carts but they chose not to and now they're losing money.
Replies: >>713252213
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:59:16 PM No.713252036
>>713236245 (OP)
Wasn't this always the case? People always bought Nintendo consoles just to play the same 3-8 Nintendo games, while other consoles offered a variety of good games to play.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:01:04 PM No.713252128
>>713251571
>if you cut your dick off get on hormone therapy, but ask for a him/they pronoun, you are not a tranny
Replies: >>713252258
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:02:27 PM No.713252213
images (14)
images (14)
md5: 9acdec314ceb702559cdb2c0337d6c94๐Ÿ”
>>713251624
>Nintendo isn't responsible
>it was it it was about exposing greedy companies, yeah!!!
>good nintendo exposed them!!!
Replies: >>713252313
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:03:24 PM No.713252258
>>713252128
The whole point of being a tranny is to pretend to be the thing you aren't, if you're a boy and you cut off your dick to be a girl but still call yourself a boy you're not a tranny because you still see yourself as a boy.

I take it that's what you did otherwise you wouldn't be so far in denial.
Replies: >>713252586
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:04:25 PM No.713252313
>>713252213
DLC existed long before Nintendo started doing it anon.
Replies: >>713252530
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:08:29 PM No.713252513
>>713236245 (OP)
And? This is just another attempt to shit on Nintendo.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:08:54 PM No.713252530
>>713252313
>frame rate DLC is common
Replies: >>713252683
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:09:57 PM No.713252586
>>713252258
no, that's just the pronoun.
you can be a trans-woman, like Samus and still want him pronouns, because you don't want weak she pronouns.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:10:13 PM No.713252598
>>713248103
Wii U didn't flop because lack of third parties
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:10:17 PM No.713252602
>>713236424
The casuals aren't going to buy a PC that they will spend 4000$ just to upgrade it every 2 years. The whole point of a console is that you can just start the game and that's it, you don't have to upgrade it or get involved in hardware engineering just to make some grass look more realistic.
So PC is pretty much not even an option, it's between PS and Xbox, and the latter is dead.
Replies: >>713252712 >>713252871
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:10:41 PM No.713252624
>buying a switch 2 just to play 3rd party games
why.jpg
Replies: >>713253013
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:11:24 PM No.713252661
>>713244831
You don't need a study for that.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:11:39 PM No.713252683
>>713252530
As of the PS5 and XSX, yes. The majority of them didn't even have new content like Zelda does
Replies: >>713252725
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:12:11 PM No.713252712
>>713252602
Only 3DMark fags upgrade every time a new CPU/GPU comes out. They tend to have money coming out of their asses too.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:12:28 PM No.713252725
>>713252683
nope
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:15:22 PM No.713252871
>>713252602
>The whole point of a console is that you can just start the game and that's it, you don't have to upgrade it or get involved in hardware
And you haven't been able to do that on ps and Xbox in years given the slew of patches, installs and other nonsense and because of the bottlenecking on downloads it's hideously slow.
PC does a better job at being ready to play.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:16:27 PM No.713252929
>>713244774
much like certain youtubers. OP likes to push a certain thing
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:18:10 PM No.713253013
>>713252624
No one does that. This report is dumb because people think 3rd party do gangbusters (or should) when people have a variety of consoles they can purchase the same game on. If they are doing it for Nintendo they may as well report low sales for XBOX and the PS5 too but they won't.
YD
6/21/2025, 2:20:27 PM No.713253136
>>713236245 (OP)
getting bought by microsoft is the worst fate you can have, they have done nothing worthwhile with the ip's they bought now
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:23:51 PM No.713253316
>>713236245 (OP)
If Nintendo wants people to buy third party games, it needs to make a machine that rivals the other consoles in strength at minimum. If people have any semblance of a choice on where to get their games, it's probably gonna be on their stronger device
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:33:23 PM No.713253802
>>713236364
I soft locked my save file in CyberTranny so that I'm up to fighting Adam Smasher but my gear and specs aren't enough to beat him. So I just gave up and I'll probably never play it again. I have officially stopped getting fooled by AAA western slop.