Thread 713236881

>our fans love our medieval game?
>lets turn the christian main character gay!
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>>713236881 (OP)
All christians are gay by default because they love and worship some handsome half naked jew on a stick

that's on you, my Henry fucked prime teenager pussy and.hag pussy.

>>713237771
lol why do /v/ users always go the gay route?

>>713236881 (OP)
I think you can be Christian and gay. It doesn't matter what one minor part of the bible says. It says plenty of things that Christians don't follow.

>>713236881 (OP)
The gameplay looks really solid and I loved KCD 1.
Is the faggery/niggery really that bad?

>>713237771
Seriously, OP has to be trolling or vatnik culture war farming. Either errors way he has aids.

>you don't need to choose the gay option
>but a gay option was actually implemented into a medieval semi-historical roleplaying game where being gay in anyway back then was not only taboo but unheard of
Is /v/ just littered with bots and shills now or is the amount of sensible people being diluted by actual faggots?

>>713236881 (OP)
KingDOM Cum in Han's Ass Poo: Deliverance

>>713238008
>unheard of
source?

>>713236980
You shouldn't just keep that comment to 4chan, anon. Tell that to as many people as possible.

>>713236881 (OP)
Everyone who played the first comes across as an obnoxious faggot so clearly there was an audience.

>>713236881 (OP)
Anyone calling KCD1 a "Christian game" is just painting a massive target on their back that they didn't play the game.

>>713236881 (OP)
Christians love fags, the vast majority of the clergy is raging faggots and nonces after all

>>713236881 (OP)
Notice how people were talking about KCD for years and nobody is talking about KCD2 a month after release. Dead franchise. Woke killed another studio.

>>713238463
I have more than 400 hours in KCD 1 but only recently played the priest quest
Shit is pure blasphemy kek

>>713238463
It's a "Christian game" in that the Catholic Church is accurately shown as a huge sociopolitical force in that era and reflected in how people talk to each other and live their lives. You also get context about instability and movements like the Hussites.
It's not a "Christian game" in that it exalts some holy virtues the way (primarily American protestant) conservatives think it does.

>>713238008
ok but why did you pick the gay options then?
do you have something to tell us?

>>713237868
There is literally a mission "defeat the antisemites"
Mind you, all Jews were historically banned from Kuttenberg until the 1800s.

>>713238635
Yeah its a sign that it has failed when yhe onlu discussion about it is culture wars and gay sex

>>713236881 (OP)
KDC was never a christian game. I am from Czech rep. and we are a country of atheists. One girl from my high school was a christian, and that´s it.
And the probability of developers being christian is probably statistically lower than the average.

KCD is a game which depicts a christian medieval country - but that´s a huge difference to a christian game. Also it tooks place around Hussites war - you know, the reformist Jan Hus who is highly respected in Czech rep. was until recently still a heretic according to church, and the undefeated Jan Zizka was seen as some reincarnation of devil by the church as he fiught on the hussites side

>>713238008
>taboo
True
>unheard of
Anon? There were plenty of fags in the olden days, why else would the Bible mention sodomy so much otherwise?

>>713238008
zoomers and younger are now the majority userbase of /v/ I'm afraid, and they've been conditioned to expect black people in every setting and the option to be gay in every game with romance. these are the guys who played the game and write dismissive posts.
then you've got your usual baiters, the ones who post 'MUST SUCK COCK' and 'you liked Eli Vance but not Musa you hypocrite' type stuff.
then you've got the shills, but I doubt any for this game are still around. their rhetoric has been absorbed by the other two groups.

>>713236881 (OP)
including a gay OPTION in an rpg is totally fine with me - and gays always existed. Unless such game treats it wrong (i.e. - you can´t be publically gay at these times), I don´t mind.¨

However, whatever Vavra says or doesn´t say - I am certain Musa was forced on them by the publisher, because obviously - even a game from medieval Bohemia has to contain a black person. And this is something that bothers me

>>713236881 (OP)
>you want a fag romance? You're playing as Henry not as your headcanon
>so what if there's a fag romance? Just don't pick it, chud
Bravo vavra.
>why would there be a nigger? It's mediaeval Bohemia
>a nigger could have been there, they existed back then, it's just for comic relief, just close your eyes chud
Chapeau.

>>713236881 (OP)
its worse in everything when it comes to characters, not just henry
worse archery and horse riding aswell

>>713237879
The mere option of it being in the game taints it. You can choose not to do it, but you still know that your best friend is gay.

>>713236881 (OP)
Never trust the jew

>>713245996
Vavara is a hebe. To expect anything else, is on the gaymers.

>>713238635
Good.

>>713243941
why are Czechs so godless? Was it the commies?

>>713238652
It's actually pretty accurate to accounts of how some priests were, read French fabliaux. Priests were usually richer than the average person, more cultured and had more sway with women than we can imagine, it's why celibacy was introduced relatively late in Medieval times.

>>713236980
>calls some dude handsome
>actually you're the gay ones
lol

>>713248551
I actually don´t know. Commies played a role as they persecuted faith - but Poland is still very religious, as well as Slovakia...so I am not sure why we are so godless

>>713248967
>>713248551
Czechs are godless cause they are not made in gods image but leftovers by the devil. Thats why God never allows the Czechs to do as they want cause what they want is just evil. So God made the Germans and russians to contain them for eternity.

>>713238008
Western men have enjoyed homosexuality since long before the dark ages of christcvckery.

>>713249051
maybe, but who knows what God intents, you certainly don´t, so I wouldn´t dare to speak for Him

>>713248551
Aren't czechs ultra-liberals? I have always thought the former commie countries ended up pivoting hard after communism and decided to embrace capitalism(globalism) ultrahard, as a way to compensate for "lost" time, or whatever. That's why they are all so disgusting and godless and ultra liberal now, why so many of the pornstars are originally from the former slavic commie countries, and such.

>>713236881 (OP)
It's the real history though. Back then people were very accepting of homosexuals and very much celebrate them. All the "homosexuals are persecuted" stuff are fake history made by AI to switch the narrative.

>>713236881 (OP)
Christians are gay. It's hilarious how all the religious snowflakes pretend they aren't.

>>713236881 (OP)
Henry, our hero Henry

>>713248551
>why are Czechs so godless?
They're white people in Europe.
Europe is a continent of godless white devils. Once upon a time, great, spiritual, enlightened Asia managed to force them to worship one true asiatic deity, but they told it to fuck off since then.

>>713238008
>not only taboo
correct
>but unheard of
completely incorrect
do you really believe fags did just not exist at all before tiktok came out?

>>713251831
Wtf? Where does this crap come from? Is it ai, or some behind the scenes shit?

I'M DOING IT

>>713251897
Primeval (2009)

>>713236881 (OP)
>game is about going on a knightly adventure trying to fuck pretty women along the way (opening cutscene is literally about guys discussing pretty wenches)
>also if you're hellbent on being a homo, you can jump through several hoops through dozens of hours to find that path if that's what you really want
>if you refuse to jump through the first hoop, the game never even offers you the option ever again
>proceed to jump through every gay hoop over dozens of hours
>"are you SURE you want to be a homo? really REALLY sure?"
>press YES
>AHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS WOKE ITS GAY THEY RUINED IT

>>713237771
>op accidentally revealed to us that he always chooses the gay route first
op is a fag

>>713237868
Yes

>>713252243
>>713252189
>>713237771
You didn't play it so why make up extremely inaccurate fanfiction about the game? People who haven't played it think you're retarded. People who have played it know you're full of shit and retarded. So why bother?

>>713236980
That's hilarious.

Oh no, Divish is going to ask me to suck his dick, isn't he?

>>713252398
>You didn't play it
But I did play it. So I know that you went out of your way to press every GAY option that exists, and then reeed about the game being gay after explicitly chasing every single gay option in the game.

>>713252468
You fuck his wife, actually.

>>713236881 (OP)
I fucking hate the JEWS.
That is all, that's the post.

>>713248491
>>713238635
This. Good.

Literally, and I mean Literally, just spend ~$65 on the game. That takes me 2 hours of my labour, my hard-earned labour, to make. And I spent it. Spent it on KCD - 2. And I will play it.

>>713236881 (OP)
The problems is the game was made by leftists and you can tell everything has a major outgroup perceptive as everything focus on gypsies, hags, criminals, jews rather then the local population.

The first game made you feel like you were trying to truly belong their and become one of them and the start of the second had the same theme but narrative writers clearly took the wheel.

>>713252926
>The problems is the game was made by leftists
It was made by pretty much the exact same people as the first game. Literally all the seniors like gameplay lead, narrative lead, music, cryengine tinkerers, environment artists, all the same people as 1.

>>713252503
>So I know that you went out of your way to press every GAY option that exists
>every
Nope. Just showed you didn't. The fact you can't even understand what your obvious tell is speaks volumes.

PS. 4chan has a reverse image lookup.

>>713252189
Doesn't matter, vavra had one single fucking job, and that was tk make a ultra maga based sequel. And he failed. That dirty disgusting fucking hebrew failed the WHITE MAN! ALL HE HAD TO DO, WAS BE LOYAL! THAT'S ALL HE HAD TO DO, AND HE COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT!!!

>>713252065
Wait, the Henry actor was in Primeval?

>>713236980
Fpbp

>>713253212
>PS. 4chan has a reverse image lookup.
Go on then, show me the results of the reverse image lookup. Because I just made that screenshot of my own steam profile 20 mins ago.

I know you won't, because you're a little bitch who explicitly chases after faggotry and obsesses over faggotry and then reees about faggotry.

>>713238008
>but unheard of
/pol/turds are getting dumber by the day

>>713253152
And they are all disgusting leftists. Problem is, this time, they were given the reins and to free to be as degenerate and globalist as they wanted to be. Make no mistake, they wanted this for the first game, as well, but politics prevented them from going full retard.

>>713253403
>Problem is, this time, they were given the reins and to free to be as degenerate and globalist as they wanted to be.
As opposed to the first game in which the developers... did not have free rein to do whatever they wanted? Who held them back?

>>713238008
>want to kiss Hans
>game gives me option to kiss Hans
>I do it
>this is bad because you don't want it
Faggot

>>713236881 (OP)
>>713236881 (OP)
I have never had gay romance in any RPG I ever played. Neither Dragons Age nor Baldur's Gate nor Mass Effect nor Elder Scrolls nor Kingdom Come

>>713238635
You are objectively wrong
>>>/vg/527737945
https://www.reddit.com/r/kingdomcome/

>>713238463
When Romans came to Britannia, they met Celtic people. It's Anglo Saxons who are notorious for their bad teeth.

>>713253340
You typed a lot of stuff but I don't care: you have zero credibility.

>>713253979
You have even less, because I at least posted my playtime proving I played the game. Your only credentials are screeching about gay shit in a game that only shows you gay shit if you are explicitly and repeatedly asking for it. I may be spending my saturday on a mongolian basket weaving imageboard but unlike you at least I'm not also a closeted self hating faggot.

>>713241039
You're a pathetic retard lmao

>>713254138
No, you're even worse than a closeted self hating faggot because you're a pathetic retard that shills garbage games like this one.
You should feel embarrassed for writing this post.

>>713254258
I never shilled the game. I just don't feel the need to lie about it. Sorry your closet faggotry is still a problem, hope you get well soon.

>>713254183
> how does affect you saar
Their script turns them into pajeets? lmao

>>713236881 (OP)
>And you slaughter a Cardinal, and joke about it literally getting a comedy sting where a national hero is soaked in the blood of the church
>And you literally work with a guy called the Devil
>And you are saved by the hero scholar scientific black man who complains about how white people don't season their food
>And the jew brother questline
>And the saving the jews from a city jews were exiled from
>And the saving the gypsys questline
>And the going to fight, then hang out with the legendary gay boxer questline
>And the main quest is about saving the homo for it's first act

If it was just the gay sex in the main quest I might, might be able to look past it, but it's insane.

>>713252189
All of that shit is unskippable in the main quest you fucking retard stop shilling this gay woke game.

>>713254679
>All of that shit is unskippable in the main quest
Tell me which of Henry's faggot romances are unskippable in the main quest? I'd be interested to know what kind of nonsense you'll come up with.

>>713236881 (OP)
it's funny how the left and the right both get this game wrong.

>>713254767
There is a whole quest where you're arrested after the wedding, and you have to save the homosexual or you get a game over. After which he propositions you for gay sex.

I get why you wouldn't play the game, but this is the main quest, it is impossible to proceed to the second area without undergoing this quest. You must save the homosexual. You also must save the jews, the game cannot proceed without Henry's Reddit moment saving the jews.

>>713238008
>hans can't shut the fuck up about women in 1
>magically becomes gay over the few days between the games
>this is fine because it's optional

boy am I glad that I have the ability not to immediately have sex with every man that I see

>hit no on single fag heart option
>it disappears forever and never comes up again
Wow is it really that easy?

>>713237852
Its mentioned both in the OT and NT, its over.
Not a matter of personal opinion.

>>713253505
Their fear of the game bombing. KC2 meanwhile was really hyped and if it wasnt for the black man and faggot leaks it would ghave sold a million more copys.

>>713255907
They still made our pal Hans into a gay, though.

>>713256581
Not in mine he wasn't. He spoke of wanting women throughout the whole thing. Even when he's forced to get married all he cares about "is she pretty"

I know a game is shit when nobody ever talks about the game. I have never, not once, seen a discussion post about the characters, story, or quests in KCD. Everybody jerks off the gameplay or graphics or whatever else is immediately visually apparent but in the end it was a nothingburger of a game whos only memory will be making their main character a faggot

>>713257004
>people are talking about the gameplay instead of the characters
>this is "not talking about the game"
You're a bigger fag than anyone in the game ever could be

>>713236881 (OP)
lmao they made henry a crypto jew too.

>>713255942
Yeah so are a lot of things that Christians don't abide by

>>713236881 (OP)
You have the OPTION to be gay.
You also have to work at getting that option pretty hard, otherwise you won't see it. You really have to lust for Capon to make it happen.

Anyone who still plays this game is just as gay as Henry.

>>713255907
>his game has a "fag heart"

>>713238008
Nobles got away with buggery all the time

>>713256392
I loved the first game and will probably never even pirate KCD2 because of their choices.

>>713238008
you don't need to eat the turd, it's optional

>120hrs of kino
>1 second of disgust that goes away when you hit no
Yeah I can live with that.

>>713261516
For me, I won't support or fund a game with an obviously subversive agenda.

>>713255438

>>713261516

>>713261629
>being gay is subversive again
Yay, I hated it when it became all boring and mainstream.

>>713261662
Foreigner spacing and pointing to a lie. Great stuff sar, India not welcome here.

>>713261629
What's that agenda anon?

>>713261516
Damn, you can choose to not help the jews? I must have missed it.

>>713255942
Why don't you stone unruly children? The bible tells to do it.

>>713262530
>jews harbor fugitives and fund enemies of the king
>you are enemies with the king
>REEE why didn't henry just out of the blue go on a mass murder spree so unrealistic ugh like UGH
Cringe.

>>713255438
>There is a whole quest where you're arrested after the wedding, and you have to save the homosexual or you get a game over. After which he propositions you for gay sex.
This never happened in my playthrough, no clue what the fuck you're talking about. Are you referring to Hans? He never propositioned gay sex.

>>713261516
Wait, I can press no and the mandatory unkillable nigger character disappears? Where was that dialogue again?

>>713237852
You can be gay, but not have gay sex

>>713238008
>being gay in anyway back then was not only taboo but unheard of
lmao no

russia was mega gay for most of its history, for example. it varied depending on time and place.

certainly it wasn't pride parades, but the nobility has always been able to do whatever the fuck it wants. you have to understand that feudal society was incredibly corrupt and unaccountable. the rules literally didn't matter if you powerful, you could do anything. you WROTE the rules in many ways. there was no concept of rule of law.

>>713268163
>the rules literally didn't matter if you powerful, you could do anything. you WROTE the rules in many ways. there was no concept of rule of law.
Literally, objectively untrue. The only thing you said that's right is that being powerful makes you unaccountable but that has always been true right up until the modern day.

>>713268537
>Literally, objectively untrue
lol

lmao, even

anyway, prepare to have your mind blown
>Medieval Russia was apparently very tolerant of homosexuality. There is evidence of homosexual love in some of the lives of the saints from Kievan Rus dating to the 11th century. Homosexual acts were treated as a sin by the Orthodox Church, but there were no legal sanctions against them at the time, and even churchmen seemed perturbed by homosexuality only in the monasteries. Foriegn visitors to Muscovite Russia in the 16th and 17th centuries repeatedly express their amazement at the open displays of homosexual affection among men of every class. Sigismund von Heberstein, Adam Olearius, Juraj Krizhanich, and George Turberville all write about the prevalence of homosexuality in Russia in their travel and memoir literature. The 19th century historian Sergei Soloviev writes that "nowhere, either in the Orient or in the West, was this vile, unnatural sin taken as lightly as in Russia."

faggots are always like this
you're disgusting and people have always reviled you
always

>>713268709
>gets quoted on the part about rule of law
>reddit spacing screeching about homosexuality in Russia in the 16th century
anyways, that doesn't change that most of Europe had the concept of the rule of law going back literally hundreds of years by that point, and it was a concept at least understood if not always enforced going back as far as ancient Greece. Fucking illiterate retard

>>713268709
>The 19th century historian Sergei Soloviev writes that "nowhere, either in the Orient or in the West, was this vile, unnatural sin taken as lightly as in Russia."
>nowhere
The game isn't set in Russia, it's set in Czech republic/HRE

>>713267690
What if you repent

>>713238008
>sensible people
>on /v/
you're literally fucking retarded if you think this

>>713269026
He's a retard who isn't even aware of the existence of magna carta.

>>713236881 (OP)
>Gay people never existed ever.

>>713269084
Any repentance would come with a genuine intent to not sin further. You will almost certainly fail, but you must at least intend to not fail

>>713262046
Turning that specific Anon into a fag by tempting him with possible gay romance

>>713238008
Point being, if you get mad at an optional thing, you're the sensative snowflake you call others.

why are Americans so goddamn stupid

christfags on 4chan have become 1000x more annoying the fedora tipping atheists at the peak of that shit

>>713269427
reptoid semen inside their tap water

>>713254183
>be some reddit retard
>fight hard against the alt-right meme and the right wing and win the presidential election!
>Kamala Haris personally gives you a blowjob
>Biden remembers your name
>The jews give you a spot of lead executor of Palestinians
>you are finally a woman.
> a real woman.
>All your gay friends give you a quick anal fuck. All the women spread their legs.
>...
>you wake up

>>713269427
>frogposter
>doesn't link to any particular post
>no proof that whatever post he is thinking about was written by an American
peak retardation

>>713236881 (OP)
me dont like things in game
me dont buy
'imple enough

>>713269493
you're still the fedora tipping atheist that you were and everyone is now really, really sick of your shit

>>713269572
enough others bought it, everyone is happy in the end

>>713269639
whatever you say, you fucking retarded fag

>>713269493
>fedora tipping atheist is upset that he's getting pushback

>>713238008
>unheard of
Lol

>>713269757
but that's you: the fucking retarded fag
lmao

>>713238008
this nigga really believes fags didn't exist before the internet

>>713269767
>>713269821
>butthurt christcucks
kys, kikes

>>713269989
>someone asks question
>they get answer
>(you) start seething out of nowhere
>actually everyone is butthurt except me
>the entire rest of this thread is going to be (you) seething about Christians now
And this is why literally nobody likes you