Oh....
So this is Death Stranding

>Written and directed by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Produced by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Starring Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Visual effects by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Explosions by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sound design by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Localization (Alien Dialect) by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sand physics by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Dream sequence choreography by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Quantum consultant by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Subtext handler by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>On-set barista by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Facial mocap for the moon by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Knife sound curator by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Eyebrow rigging specialist by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima

>>713237071 (OP)
browns are too low iq to grasp this game

>>713237113
u rike?

>>713237071 (OP)
Uhh you can actually run chud

>>713237071 (OP)
so would it be better if you could just fast travel everywhere?

>>713237071 (OP)
Special cummies delivery service

>>713237071 (OP)
You're supposed to sprint into a MULE camp yelling loudly you've arrived and counter everyone with your silly rope.

>>713238296
bringing ladders and chucking them at mule's heads for me, actually

>>713237071 (OP)
That'll be $80 + rtx 5090 minimum requirement sir

Turn off online features. The game is more satisfying when you have to set up your own routes over a desolate landscape. Its boring gay shit when you just hop on the premade zipline network that leads everywhere in a landscape scattered with meme bridges to nowhere that have 500,000,000 likes

I literally just bought it to look at Lea Seydoux in a latex suit

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose

>>713237113
la creatividad...

>>713238157
So its a running simulator?

>>713239498
death stranding was at it's best when it was a walking simulator
it gets boring after it becomes a trucking simulator

>>713237071 (OP)
No, this is.

>>713238190
No. Because it's still a moviegame, emphasis on the movie

which version of the game is better

>>713241864
PC and PS5 have the same content,
Original DS has less stuff, Directors Cut has more structures + all the PC Exclusive stuff, but you lose some really minor details like the poop water grenades going from septic blue to a brown and monster energy being replaced with generic "bridges energy"

>>713242615
Also forgot to mention that the Directors Cut has another set of small story missions centered around stealth kinda, as well as VR missions and a racetrack

>>713242357
what are they haulin'?

>>713237071 (OP)
So... Should i finally play this game after all these years?

>>713242615
I thought i was following the true OG DS1 by playing the original but this is literally nothing, might gona wipe my progress and start directors cut from scratch

>>713242832
You definitely are, the story is still exactly the same with exception of the little DLC story, but its all contained in a structure and around 30 minutes and you could watch it on youtube without losing much

>>713241575
Cringe. The driving and shooting were the worst parts of the first game. It went from a kino original concept to "MGSV but somehow worse". Preorder cancelled.

>>713242615
no shot ex grenade #2 wasn't always brown, am I being mandela'd rn, i only played on pc but i'm certain it was always brown

everygame is stranded game you carry items in invisible bag to deliver them to npc/enemy/home/base/quest
why you hype about midwit mental gymnastic game

>>713237071 (OP)
Why does it look so blurry? Like there is soap all over the screen

>>713241575
>forced slowmo
>frame freeze on punch hit
why do jap devs love to do this cringe shit?

>>713244174
It happens when you kill them or knock them out

>>713237113
Kek

>>713243237
youtu be/mrYizEiwvoE?si=OFQcv01JpsVFZOIy&t=61 (timestamped)
i thought so too lol. The change is
Shower water (yellowish)is now urine
Urine (Orangish brown, but dependent on drink consumption) is now poop water
Poop water (septic blue) is now shower water
I guess it was on some whiteboard of list of things that were changed by sony or marketing or something, like no visible poop water in the presence of monster energy

>>713244562
I'm pretty sure I never had that ride logo and I was playing day 1, kojima's legitimately rewriting space & time with chiralium irl

>>713244174
except in Death Stranding it does have purpose, it shows you if you've potentially killed someone or just knock him out, if its the former then it can cause a huge booboo if you won't take care of the body.