Thread 713237453

What kind of fighter are you? Two handed or sword and board /v/?

Unarmed

>>713237453 (OP)
gun.

>>713237453 (OP)
Dual wield spears
If the game doesn't allow it, it's a shit game

I choose gun!

pick your knight /v/

>>713237453 (OP)
The kind that doesn't spin around like a domesticated roody poo, of course.

>>713237453 (OP)
dude i parried you you're supposed to be stunned while i do my riposte okay my swords my rules

>>713237453 (OP)
Halberd.

>>713237453 (OP)
>turn based combat

if you spin around in a circle to make an attack, someone is just going to stab you in the back

>>713237672
Imma specialize in that wu tang style, niggaaaa. Sheittttt. Know what I'm saying? Two swords, nigga. one for the fire niggas. One for the spear niggas

>>713237453 (OP)
Sword and board mogs. 2 hand if there's a polearm option thoughbeit

>>713237672
Paladin is super effective against Black Knight, bitch.

>>713237724
They're doing it slower retard, it's much faster in action

>>713237453 (OP)
single-hand sabre
The true patrician choice

>>713237453 (OP)
the funny thing about faggots that train hardcore with swords is the fact that if theres ever a situation where they have to use a sword, theyd lose. an actual life or death situation which theyve never been in with a sword, they would just spill spaghetti and die.

>>713237830
He literally has control of the opponents weapon during the spin

>>713238368
Why is that funny?

>>713238368
>the funny thing about faggots that train hardcore with swords is the fact that if theres ever a situation where they have to use a sword, theyd los-ACK
Heh, too easy. *sheathes katana*

>>713237672
Everybody knows shields are for pussies

>>713238467
because it means everything they trained hard in, was for nothing. its pointless to learn to use a fucking sword

>>713238368
>fatty seething so hard about people moving their bodies he has to make up imaginary scenarios in his head to laugh at
I can smell your unwashed ass through the screen

>>713237672
>Calm down
NEVER!

>>713238503
im just saying

>>713238497
Anon, it's a sport/hobby. They it for fun.

Are you stupid or something?

>>713238497
>it's pointless to do X
>he says while posting on 4chan

>>713238368
so would you faggot, so would most people.

>>713237672
Imma axe u a question nigga

>>713238545
do you truly think the idea of using their weapon in an actual situation never crosses their minds?

why are you faggots seething over this anyways?

>>713238368
Holy mother of autism
Literally clinical

>>713238471
>died protecting his student from the forces of nature
RIP king

>>713238368
They would decimate you with Perfect Storm

>>713237453 (OP)
Spear

>>713237453 (OP)
Christian. Cymric. Sword and board. The OPTIMAL knight build. Pure meta. Unstoppable, will rape thousands of saxons and giants and dragons.

>>713238471
based, putting these faggots in there place.>>713238368
>>713238497

>>713237453 (OP)
usually two-handed
but if theres a lot of moves where you use the shield offensively as weapon then I tend to pick sword and board becasuse thats cool

I USE MY FISTS POWERED BY MY HATRED OF ISRAEL, INDIA, PAKISTAN, AND WOMEN
GRAPPLER, STRIKER AND KICKING BROS WW@

>>713238368
I bet you thought you were so smart while writing this post, what a pathetic sad person.

>>713237453 (OP)
why is the long stick nigga sub optimal in both scenarios?

>>713238693
im not even kidding, im jacking off to doujin rn, stopping everything i get a reply. idc

>>713238589
It's not a scenario that would ever happen in real life because shit like the end of Pulp Fiction isn't feasible.
>why are you faggots seething over this anyways?
M8 you can't make a salty ass post like >>713238368 and then act like everyone else is mad for calling you out.

>>713238368
A sword is more than a weapon. It is a companion. Unsheathing your blade would inspire any swordsman with confidence. Even in the face of death.
You would never understand the way of the warrior.

>>713238589
>do you truly think the idea of using their weapon in an actual situation never crosses their minds?
Yes, and? Do you never fantasize about anything?
Are your really this stupid or just legitimately autistic?

>>713238452
he doesn't have control as soon as he starts spinning, it's a lot easier to move your spear 6 inches than it is to do a full 360 spin and slash
he would basically have to parry so hard he knows the weapon out of his opponents hand for it to work

>>713238757
>>713238732
theres a reason why yyou shouldnt even take out your own pocket knife in a fight. the moment you take out lethal, the nigger is taking out lethal. just fucking walk away bro

>>713238620
>giving them the decency and honor of the storn
Scottsdale Rape is all they deserve

>cavalry used to throw their spears at people then run in and slash with swords
>huge meta shift when a general tells his soldiers to just poke from horseback with the spears
think about this a lot, it was a simpler time before hardcore minmax metafags ruined war with horseback archery

>>713238368
>>713238497
Also to give an actual response to this, the biggest fear if this scenario ever happened isn't getting your ass kicked one way, it's that the other guy has no fucking idea what he's doing. 90% of people fucking around with swords for the first time don't know how to defend and end up hitting the other guy with a suicide attack that gets them killed, doubles are extremely and frustratingly common.

>>713238824
Brother, it's a sport.
Yes there's idiots who think they can use those skills in a real fight and will get stabbed to death but that's true for every single martial art.

>>713237672
Axe Knight, no contest.

>>713238824
Nigger no one carries swords anymore, this isn't a thing that'll happen. Also I don't live anywhere where street crime is enough of a problem for this to be a concern, my condolences to those of you who do I guess.

>>713237672
It's been so long since I seen this, it feels like a peaceful relic of the before-2016 times

>>713238992
yeah martial arts are also dumb. the chaddest thing you can learn and improve on is sprinting the fuck out of there. in any case no one carries swords around but in martial arts youre always carying yourself around. im also sure there far more scenarios when youre training in martial arts that imitate real life.

>>713239116
Are you 14?

>>713238471
The sidebar shows his abilities?

>>713239116
You're on the train and Chad Armstrong just saw you slap his girlfriend's ass. It doesn't matter if you did or not. He saw you do it.
Now how the fuck are you gonna sprint out of that shit? You never learned the blade, you can't just use Suspect Confession. You're fucked.

>>713238992
You can literally carry umbrellas everywhere and use swordfighting techniques with It

>>713237672
It's all about that pimpin' for a pimp named Slickback, my nigga

Swordfighting and reenactment is cool but every single hema club I joined was full of faggots, fatties, trannies and worse of all, women.

>>713238625
Mfers will look at this and still say spears are cumbersome and clunky.

>>713237672
Mechanically speaking, being able to equip more rings is broken as fuck when you get to lategame and have a fuckload of really good ones.
Fireknight is still more fun tho.

Is there any game with fun spearplay besides Nioh?

>>713238992
Of course not, carrying a sword around is ridiculous.
You have the katana for home defense.
Some nog breaks in and tries to steal your PS5 library so then you go Revengeance all over his ass.

>>713239223
ok youre on a train and you whip out your katana. you dont have any room to swing your sword and youre basically fucked. also youll just get gunned down by the police when they show up cause you shipped out your sword against someone who dindu nuffiun
>>713239170
nigger are you 14? you cant seriously think ANY fight is worth fighting. why risk being a vegetable or fucking dying for what?

Longsword. Seems the most balanced

>>713239229
That sounds like a fucking terrrible idea outside of some kind of absolute worst case scenario you can't walk/run away from for whatever reason and I actually have done fencing, kendo and hema.

>>713239297
My condolances, can't relate. Everyone in my club is chill.

>>713239403
Can you really not think of any other possible reason a person decides to practice martial arts besides trying to get into a street fight?

>>713239297
Wtf, why are women playing with swords?

>>713238471
That move took legitimate skill, therefore I know this guy is legit

>>713239454
>Can you really not think of any other possible reason a person decides to practice martial arts besides trying to get into a street fight
The main reason is to get in shape and be healthy. hurr durr self defense, whatever. You can learn how to use a sword but its not really healthy for your body, prolly end up with arthritis or someshit anyways.

>>713239459
I don't have a problem with women with swords problem is women in a men's hobby are there for attention and how dare you hit her too hard time for your scolding, women are just as capable as men except when men are winning then they need to be put back in their place.

Yeah, I'm still salty.

>>713239528
Anon.
It's fun.

The main reason to do it, it's because it's fun.

Jesus fucking christ, what is your problem?

>>713239394
>You have the katana for home defense.
I guess it's fine if your country has nogunz laws or whatever. Personally I'd go with something like a regulation cutlass that's not too long so it's fine indoors and tough as nails so it won't break if the other guy has something heavy to fight back with.

>>713239586
>Jesus fucking christ, what is your problem?
Smoking crack is also fun to some weirdos. Its just autistic and dumb.

>>713239660
>Its just autistic and dumb
I'm*

>>713239540
I've met two kinds of women who get into hema, the ones who quit after the first sparring session because they didn't know what they were signing up for and those who just get on with shit like everyone else. Maybe I've just been lucky, I dunno.

>>713237453 (OP)
Why does no Chinese game have sword and physical shield(energy shield doesn't count), while Japanese game have lots of shieldbearers?

>>713239731
I'm jealous but happy for you.

>>713239589
I would just deflect the bullets. And there's always the classic shield + bat table combo if you prefer to unga bunga home defense.

>>713239809
I meant nogunz on the premise that you don't have a gun for home defense, otherwise there's not much point.

>>713239926
Level up your stealth skill and you can takedown the gunzfags

>>713237453 (OP)

I play Abyss of Dungeons on mobile and my fighter has shield and sword and a two-handed sword, axe or spear as a backup.

>>713238471
Literally thought of this guy when he said they couldn't handle a real situation

>>713239342
yea of course the ring stacking gets strong as fuck, but it ain't easy

>>713239403
Police won't gun you down once you sheathe your nippon steel folded 1000x and activate calming aura. Also since when is a train to narrow to swing a blade it's not an Asian convenience store

>>713237453 (OP)
love me some sword n board
but rarely any game does it right
i did have fun in Grim Dawn creating various SnB builds

flailGODS where we at?

>>713240648
I mean if you're on the Underground you'd struggle to throw a punch, some of those trains are fucking sardine cans.

>>713237672
pimp knight GOAT
the magic ring bonus is will be OP as fuck with high level items

>>713237453 (OP)
>Video games.
Heavy greathammer that weighs more than I do.
>Real life
Various polearms. My signature weapon is the polehammer, but I can work with flails, staves, poleaxes, halberds, guisarmes, bilhooks and glaives too. Not too much into spears because they feel too light and not hefty but they are super easy to use even without training.

>>713240965
>polehammer
What like a lucerne?

>>713238912
>simpler time before horseback archery
>lances were invented after horseback archery became obsolete tactic

>>713240714
>Did the generic flail exist
As a weapon of war? Kind of but not the ball and chain kind, the real ones were more like oversized nunchuks. Appropriately both were improvised weapons made from farming tools.

Swords are side arms
>But muh Knigh-
Knights mainly fought with lances, spears and maces. A sword is considerably harder to kill a guy in plate with than a mace.
>Okay but what about muh Samura-
Samurai may be known for Katanas, but the reality is the majority of them were horseback archers, when pushed used Yaris and Naginatas and the Swords were mainly ceremonial or symbols of status.
They also fucking loved guns.
>Okay well Vikings OBVIOUSLY had swor-
Vikings scrapped together whatever shit they had around mostly. Swords did exist especially in the latter Viking era where they were much more wealthy, but again it was mostly a status symbol.
Swords are weapons of status. power and ceremony. Are they functional weapons? Definitely, but for the vast majority there were other more suitable weapons to arm yourself with depending on the situation.
There's a reason Landneckhts were paid so handsomely, because they were experts with specialised weapons doing an insanely dangerous job.
I am now open to swordfag cope replies.

>>713241090
I wield the style that is a giant spiked bowling ball on a 2 meter long chain. Especially useful in street fights against katanafags and wannabe martial artists

>>713240994
Lucerne, Bec de Corbin, crows beak or fußstreithammer.
It's like a greathammer but much lighter and longer so it actually works irl.
My one is 2 meters and about 4 kilograms overall.

>>713237453 (OP)
>spin attack

>>713241287
>a giant spiked bowling ball on a 2 meter long chain
Ah, the max level brick-in-a-sock build. I'm sure Rincewind would approve.

>>713237453 (OP)
>Learning to study warfare from a culture that got absolutely BTFO by a bunch of sweaty retards riding ponies

>>713237672
Kek it's been a long time since I saw this kino pic

>>713241595
>Learning to study warfare from a culture that got absolutely BTFO by a bunch of sweaty retards riding ponies
Please do not post MLPshit.

>>713241665
misquote?

>>713241278
Counterargument: cavalry in the 18th and 19th centuries, also a lot of naval combat. But yes, it's a sidearm and damn good one, it's universally useful in most scenarios even if not optimum. You can't really wear war-scale weapons, there's a reason people used bucklers in daily life instead of full sized shields.

>>713238368
What I don't like about the webm is it's choreographed in the swords favor. Every attack by the pole/spear is slow and predictable, landing hits directly in the favor of the sword or shield. You are probably right, in real combat it's much faster and someone like this would most likely be killed but I highly doubt he does this for combat training. It's just a hobby because it looks fun, looks a bit stupid though especially when the spear user literally just stands there doing nothing most of the time to let the sword and shield user act out hits

>>713241731
I've done sword+shield and longsword vs spear in hema and there's absolutely no middleground in that scenario when people are taking it seriously and going full speed. Either you get stabbed as soon as you're in the spear's range or you manage to close distance and bind the spear, at which point the spear user is fucked, though the latter is rarer than the former. Distance control is pretty much everything.

>>713238625
nigga just sidestep

>>713241907
Moving laterally vs changing the angle of the spear's thrust doesn't work very well.

>>713241712
Dumb bronie.
They were riding warhorses, not MLP brony ponys.
MLP did not exist in the middle ages.

>>713242017
You sidestep when the thrust's direction has already been decided THOUGH
>>713242032
you either misquoted or you're attempting a type of trolling that hasn't been interesting in 20 years

>>713242061
Like I said, doesn't work well, you're not going to be able to move fast enough to avoid the spear after it's started moving. The best thing to do is to try and bind the spear and close distance but that's also kind of a crapshoot, just less of one.

sword and shield when you get to use the shield for bashing >>>>>>>> two handed swords that you just swing around with no extra attacks

better yet, big ass shield and sword

>>713238912
horseback archery was NEVER meta
yes, even in the most famous horsearcher armies they were filler bullshit that was useless without heavy cavalry
Pre-ancient horse archers had neither bows nor horses big enough to do anything except feign a charge then pop off an arrow at 30 feet away from the line, ancient and post-ancient horse archers were support units to tire out infantry so the actual headliner mounted units could finish the job
yes, even the famous Carrhae the horse archers ran out of arrows multiple times and still needed heavy cav to come in for the real man's work

>>713239223
>he doesn't know I've been saving up my PP points this whole time for Perfect Storm
heh...

>>713237453 (OP)
Why does Chinese game lack handheld physical shield while Japanese game have lots of shieldbearers?

>>713243695
A-anon?? You're.. you're going all out??

>>713238368
Only thing you proven is how much of a nigger or chinesse bugman you are.

>>713238589
>do you truly think the idea of using their weapon in an actual situation never crosses their minds?
Do you think cops learn how to use guns in hope to shoot niggers? Something tells me you would.
>why are you faggots seething over this anyways?
You're the one who keeps responding and is determined to "dunk" on guys with unusual hobbies.

>>713237453 (OP)
Two-handed into "wrestle to the ground and shank the fucker".

I didn't even know armchair sword fighters were a thing until I saw this thread

>>713237453 (OP)
No matter what, if its hema, asian martial arts, whatever, these kind of movements never work. Watch any hema larp session and it always boils down to bum rushing + hand sniping or grappling. The guy who tries to use these fancy maneuvers usually ends up losing.

>>713237453 (OP)
halberd for battles. mace & shield for single combat.

>>713245206
Handsniping is just the meta, it's the easiest shit to target safely. Even when you try to negate the problem with shit like full baskethilts so it's functionally impossible to hit the hand it just turns into wrist/forearm sniping instead.

>>713245206
>>713245428
More pertiently, the shit that usually ends up happening because it's most reliable:
>Handsniping
>Feint high hit low or viceversa
>Feint cut into thrust
>False edge hits from low guards or false edge parries into thrusts
>Any single tempo action that covers your lines
Most other shit just ends with doubles or afterblows. With rapier and smallsword it's a bit different though, you can get high risk shit like those ridiculous lunges where you drop your stance so low you touch the ground with your offhand and similar stuff.

>>713238589
So? Do you think video ga,es have any real life appliance opportunities?

>>713245206
handsniping is meta in hema larpshit because of a points based system that values all hits equally; where hitting someone's throat is as valuable as hitting their pinky toe
hitting hands is useful, but better still to ensure they're out of the fight instead of just wounding them

>>713238471
Based

>>713237672
TWO FUCKING SWORDS

>>713239809
I don't understand who this is for.
Somebody who cares about their self defense but is too embarrassed or scared to just have actual weapons

>>713237453 (OP)
When I'm feeling extra snow flakey, rope darts.

>>713246849
Holy shit. Pretty sick

>>713246849
Isn't that literally just a kusarigama but without the sickle on one end and a spearpoint on the other? Two-handed swords are the best, at any rate. Nothing screams "IMMA RAPE YOU BITCH" like beating an armored knigger with the pommel of your sword until he shits himself and begs you to stop.

>>713247165
Two handed swords are basic bitch shit. Do you also wear boring all black armor?

>>713239809
>shield for blunt damage
>club for blunt damage
Nigger just buy a dagger.
>>713247346
>armor
Naked, obviously.

>>713237453 (OP)
4000 year of chinese martial art...

>>713247165
>Isn't that literally just a kusarigama but without the sickle on one end and a spearpoint on the other?
Yes but it's flashier because of all the dance motions and rarer in vidya.

>>713239809
>mace + shield
the paladins choice

>>713246306
When the premise is to make sure you don't get hit it makes sense. Getting hit in the hand won't kill you but losing the abiity to use your weapon because the hand you were using to hold it got fucked up would end a fight, I don't know why realismfags can't appreciate that kind of simple concept.

>>713237672
we wuz nightz n sheet

>>713238471
Imagine comboing a Scottsdale Rapes into a Missing Kid and ending on a Perfect Storm finisher.

>>713248793
Have a close look at this

>>713239809
You think you want a swinging weapon inside the home but you do not. Get a buckler and a long dagger and just a fucking normal bedside table

>>713237453 (OP)
One handed sword, no board.

>>713238687
Gigabased

Give me a halberd or two

>>713237453 (OP)
spear and net

>>713238471
i feel bad for that guy. i hope he got at least some of that ptp before Poseidon claimed him

>>713250994
Based cavalry chad.

>>713244163
Every Dequitem video

>>713237453 (OP)
I am unga. I bunga.

>>713237634
piss off

>>713237453 (OP)
Sword and shield propaganda. Spears win 9 times out of 10.

>>713237453 (OP)
For me it's the spiky spear

>>713240714
Rapier

>>713237672
FIRE

>>713237485
fpbp

>>713237453 (OP)
DUA WIEEELD

>>713238625
Gun beats this btw

>>713237453 (OP)
Hold up, is that shield a hat? Is that why they wear those hats? Shields in disguise?

Dirk in your eye is hard to dodge

mace.
buckler.
screw the fancy bullshit and embrace efficiency. no sharpening. no edge alignment. no 'muh blade was forged by swordmasters and quencged in blood of heretics' bullshit bragging.
Just bonk. Just werks.

>>713238368
Bro if you had a sword and were facing someone who was unarmed and I am pretty sure even an untrained gorilla could win. It is a sharp piece of metal. Just swing it at them and you either hit them or they run the fuck away because they don't wanna die.

>>713237453 (OP)
For me, it's the spear.

>>713237453 (OP)
The guy at the top is very slow.

>>713246804
there is probably some retarded country where this is your best option
probably mine

>>713237453 (OP)
Shield is way cooler when used in choreographies like that. Punching and moving the shield around. Games often make it a dead arm that can't do anything though.

If skill wasn't an issue, if your skills were PERFECT, like winning a tennis table match against the world champion with nunchuks kinda of perfect with total spatial awareness and fighting instincts then what would be the best melee weapon?

>>713260072
>That one bong that used a spear to defend his home since guns aren't allowed there and ended up skewering a home invader
STILL THE BEST
2025

>>713260760
If you're taking a set into consideration.
>Full Harness
>Bill Hook
>Longsword
>Dagger

If just one weapon, then Longsword.

>>713261087
That's pretty awesome but considering how embarassingly terrible the self and home defence laws are in the UK he's probably getting prison time.

>>713238912
They chucked shit from horses as they hadn't spent 1000 years breeding them to not be bitches yet

>>713237453 (OP)
>https://files.catbox.moe/tdnl2o.mp4
Sword and board all the way.
Although if I can wield a floating shield AND a two handed weapon, that's even better.

>>713260685
Right?
Shields are cool. They aren't just a form of passive defense, there's a lot you can do with those.

>>713260685
>>713261457
Titan Quest is the only game that I know of that did shield combat justice

>>713260760
Polleaxe

>>713261457
>https://files.catbox.moe/tdnl2o.mp4
God fucking damn it, why can they never draw rapiers properly?

>>713260387
Even in countries where you aren't allowed to own any sort of weapon specifically designed for self defense, if you end up using this to bash a thief's head in a judge could argue that even though it's set up as a table, it's clearly made and advertised as a weapon so you'd still get charged. You're actually better off just having a regular bat and a bunch of other baseball equipment. Then when you use it for home defense, you could simply argue that you like to play baseball and the bat is for that purpose, so you didn't technically own a weapon for self defense.

You have to find the weird loopholes. Like brass knuckles aren't allowed in Canada and you'd get charged as if you were carrying a deadly weapon if the cops found one on you, but "brass" knuckles made out of a hard plastic resin that would do just as much damage? Those are fine, because those materials aren't codified in the law.

>>713259712
>Just bonk. Just werks.
Except when it doesn't. A mace with the same weight will always have shorter reach than a sword and it's especially easy to zone out blunt weapons with polearms.

>>713261657
Nope, longsword.

SPEAR

>>713261087
>>713261283
I misremembered, it was in Texas. He's probably fine, legally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cwA8xxPG64

>>713261704
And this is why being an American with castle doctrine is the best

>>713261087
In France we had some guy in the east defending his car, family and neighbourhood with his hema longsword and skills. He got lucky and didn't get any charge, self defense is a gamble here. But it was really funny him fucking up people with a longsword.

>>713240965
I mean, fun as they are to practice with, almost all melee weapons serve little practical purpose these days. It's always come down to "longest poke", and we now have weapons that can reach out at over two miles away to poke the enemy, and that's just the handheld options. It's why even a weapon as technically perfect as the halberd loses to even slightly longer peasant spears.

>>713263403
It always comes down to this one pill, the hardest to swallow: Size matters

>>713261704
What kind of cuck population allows its government to take away the right to even defend themselves in their own homes

>>713237672
i like fire

>>713238368
just cane a nigga

>>713263685
You don't understand, if you let citizens have home defense then criminals might get hurt

>>713264850
Translation: govt badgegoons sent to stomp on the peasants' rights might get hurt

>>713265119
>I need a gun so I can shoot police officers
Wow I wonder why the government doesn't like people having guns

>>713265229
This isnt Mayberry. Cops are corrupt and work for a corrupt government that the people have no say in. They protect criminals at all levels.

>>713237453 (OP)
sword and board is maculine protector/provider energy

>>713237672
God I love this fucking image so much

>>713265229
Jewish logic subvertion. Police officers arent good just because theyre police officers. Someone who wants a gun would want it for any scenario that requires them to defend themselves. If the owner shoot a person in defense, it's up to him to justify it, not the court who would claim "he shot a good person, so it's bad", when the gun owner wouldnt do that if his claims are true.

>>713237453 (OP)
chinese fighting techniqes are so funny
>this shit
>hook spears
>hook swords
>repeatable crossbows
>repeating crossbow
>ball kicking endurance training
nigga what are you doing
how did you conquer half of asia

>>713237453 (OP)
>let's make the spearmen completely fall about after the first 2 seconds

>>713237672
For me, it's the Paladin

>>713265903
Kung fu is a show for scamming tourists out of money and hiding political meetings

Their actual warfare was pretty fornidable

>>713241907
>Try to sidestep
>Get stabbed anyways because the opponent isn't a retarded brute who can't aim his weapon
>Even if you dodge him, he can just draw back his spear and stab you on the second hit
Great plan, dumbass

>>713261339
It's always entertaining that most innovation for cavalry was just making sure that the horses wouldn't be bitches
>Extensive selective breeding to make them as agressive and dumb as possible
>Dulling or neutralizing their senses by doing shit like lowering their field of vision or having loud noises constantly ring in their ears
>Innovations to the reins and saddle so that bitching out is as difficult as possible to the horses
And so on

>>713250515
A good prod with a bat will floor anyone

>>713265617
>>713265901
meds

>>713266918
Take it yourself. If you think a gun owner can be evil, then any cops can be evil.

>>713250515
>Just kill the home intruder bro
Enjoy your 20 years to life

>>713237453 (OP)
doesn't matter as long as /fa/shion

>>713267016
Nah, i live in the US. Home invasion is considered a form of attempted suicide

>>713243906
Sorry Sensei... Just this once...

>>713238282
>patrician choice
>posts the irredeemable mega faggot

>>713239116
>no one carries swords around
But there is almost always a bludgeon around.
This is why most martial arts that have weapon styles incorporate some form of club or spear fighting.
You are retarded.

>>713238282
Saber fencing is fucking sick.

Pick your weapon /v/
for aesthetics I'll always go for the kriegmesser, but for practicality, the warpick is king

>>713267846
Bec de corbin, Longsword, Halberd.

>>713268107
>oneupping my warpick with a warpick on a stick

>>713268340
Awesome isn't it?

>>713248541
because getting poked in the hand once doesn't instantly disable your ability to hold your weapon
because making your entire strategy around slowly disabling your opponent opens you up to the guy who will blow through you for a deathblow
not getting hit should only be first strategy when you've an appreciable shield or reach advantage, otherwise killing the other guy faster before you can make a mistake is better

>>713266096
apperentl hook swords were real

>>713267846
what, no falcata?

>>713237453 (OP)
I love slow ass giant weapons, Zweihänder all day err day

>>713267846
Lucerne, Pata, and Longsword

>>713269798
It didn't look that slow when I saw a guy whipping it around.
It's like an AoE melee weapon, it looked fucking sick.

>>713237672
pimpknight is clearly the one with more potential and fun gameplay

>>713270012
I just meant how they're usually balanced in vidya
IRL it's probably not much slower than a longsword due to halfswording?

>>713238471
He sounds like a nice guy but he literally died with no chance to show his mastery

>>713270012
>It's like an AoE melee weapon
It's probably about the closest you can get to something like that in real life. That's why they were mostly only employed to protect VIPs like standard bearers, and to break up pikeblocks.

Spears > Maces > Swords

>>713270974
polearm >spear> axe > mace > sword

>>713270974
Maces are underrated

>>713237453 (OP)
In reality i was more like closed as possible and a mix of using the weapon and hitting with fists

>>713272361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxQR5haqTs

>>713238368
What a retarded post. Sword wins against anything but guns and bombs, and spears.

>>713238625
Yes, perfect asian manipulation of the long white pole.

>>713272674
swords were more like a parade weapon. most soldiers, even knights, used spears, halbers or other kind of polearms. Why mercanaries like Landsknechte had a tendency for Zweihander and early rifles.

>>713237453 (OP)
Just gimme the big silver mace that I can engrave prayers onto the entire length of.
I must bonk, I must pray.

>>713237453 (OP)
Cool But Like What If The Spear User Keeps Moving After You Parry It Instead Of Standing Still

>>713270245
zweihanders were typically like 4-6 pounds, and generally you're constantly swinging the thing around making space around you.

>>713270245
>I just meant how they're usually balanced in vidya
Like the laborious attacks in Dark Souls, got it.

>IRL it's probably not much slower than a longsword due to halfswording?
Not even due to half-swording I think, just that it isn't really that heavy for the size and you can do sweeping strikes quite fast I imagine, although it should be a lot less agile/maneuverable than a longsword.

>>713270827
That makes a lot of sense.

>>713273645
look at this swinging faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy7rQY5V8TE

>>713273630
They're still in recovery frames anon

>>713254848
The Billhook is superior.

>>713237672
Paladin (but I also sneak in a backup spear for poke, don't tell spearknight)

>>713273957
One of the reasons I loved the light greatswords in the Elden Ring DLC, their animation speeds are much more what you would expect from a greatsword.

>>713237453 (OP)
>enemy stays still doing nothing while retard does his fanfic-tier combo
This garbage is I AM SILLY! tier

>>713250684
Why didn't they rape her in the real life segment?

>>713276039
They were playing on easy difficulty

>>713237453 (OP)
I don't know about swords but your mom sure is a broad.

>>713237453 (OP)
>Chinese "martial arts"
almost as fake as Krav Maga

>>713276048
Because in real life nobody would fuck an ugly dyke

>>713239171
>>713248745
Scottsdale Rapes is a multi-hit move, Missing Kid is a teleports behind you quick step, and Perfect Storm is his special meter finishing move

>>713237453 (OP)
>do rock! do rock!
>SEE HOW MY SUPERIOR PAPER HAS BEATEN HIS ROCK STYLE EVERY TIME