Thread 713238523

>YESSSSSSSSSSSS PRRINCESSSSSSSS, MY SMALL PENIS NEEDS TO BE TORTURED!!!!! YESSSSS!!!!! AAAAAAYEEEEEEEE!

what did link mean by this?

>>713238523 (OP)
Seems pretty self ebident

>>713238523 (OP)
>AAAAAAAAH PRINCESSS YOU ARE SAYING THAT THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO KNOW MY TRUE PLACE IS BY EMASCULATING ME???? WHAT NO DON'T DO THAT PRINCESS AAAAH MY PENIS OH PRINCESS YOU THE GO ON TO SAY THAT GANNON IS COMING? HERE? NOW? TO FUCK YOUR PUSSY WHILE STANDING OVER MEE?? (aaaah my penis is being crushed!) THEN THE CUM FROM HIS COCK WILL OVERFLOW YOUR PUSSY AND FALL ON MY FACE?? OH PRINCESS THATS TERRABLE LETS GET STARTED!!!!!

100 years in the cuck chamber while zelda stays with ganon

Mmmm ballbusting feels so good

wait did link really say that in the game? wtf

oh no....

>>713238523 (OP)
They've been in a relationship for a long time and they still like to have fun with role play.

Time for some payback.

>>713238936
>having sex with a woman is cucked
ok

>>713238936
it's between 1 and 4 am in the usa doughbiet.

>>713238523 (OP)
I don't know. The language is indecipherable.

>>713239020
>>713238974
so hot!

>>713238974
>>713239020
I respect the dedication as a fellow ZelinkGAWD but I don't know if it's worth the ban for sticking it to OP, who's already a colossal fag.

>>713238523 (OP)
imagine hunter doing this to you

>>713239102
>implying I post on actual 4chan anymore
ive been IP banned since 2023

>>713239114
Imagine do that to hunter

>>713238974
>cockhead noticeably thicker than the shaft

This always looks fucking retarded.

>>713239183
thats how 99.999% of cocks look retard

>>713238523 (OP)
Kill yourself faggot.

>>713238974
>>713239020
>>713238996
>>713239049
>>713239081
>>713239108
Ganon POV

>>713239296
It's Zelda's PoV (form of spirit) after Ganon took over her body

>>713238974
>>713239020
aww. They had fun

>>713239234
It looks circumcized, and the hero of time isn't some mutilated eunuchoid slave.

>>713238927
Nah, Nintendo would never have the balls to let Link speak enough to say something that based. Closest we got was him giving a side-eye while holding a broken sword and 100 years of trauma.

>>713239496
>It looks circumcized, and the hero of time isn't some mutilated eunuchoid slave.

>2025
>BOTW has been out for 8 years
>TOTK has been out for 2 years
>Casuals got bored and moved on
>Shippers got bored and moved on
>Fanartists got bored and moved on
>Speedrunners got bored and moved on
>Completionists got bored and moved on
>Discussion on other sites is dead and just consists of retards boasting about being filtered
>Schizo faggots on here are still melting down

>>713239397
My mind immediately drifts to hard fucking core Zelda femdom.

>>713239591
stfu retarded nigger. fan art for this game is still spammed by foids on twitter.

>>713239630
Good thing I don't use Twitter. I'm sure that it would be easier for you to block the few people that still have any interest in these two crap games than to spend all day melting down.

>>713239748
I'm actually OP of the thread. u havent figured this out yet?

>>713239615
such as?

Dress up like link so I can stop your balls nerd

>>713239760
Of course I know it's you, faggot. Kill yourself.

>>713239818
HAHAHA U mad?

>>713239778
>facesitting
>male spanking
>whips
>spitting
>denial
>milking and denying
>that black leotard dominatrix costume
>more spitting

>>713239807
you can't stop my balls

Oot remake when?

>>713239807
ok but only if i can pay you too

>>713239918
Sorry I mean stomp your balls

>>713240006
Best Zelda

>>713239842
No. It's really quite sad and pathetic how the only people that care about these two crap games are a handful of women on Twitter and a handful of schizo faggots on here.

>>713239296
>I like to watch

>>713239914
Hehe funny. Even did the duplication glitch. I memba duping a gorillion diamonds and solving weapon durability.

>>713240162
>is mad enough to post on the thread
i won btw

>>713238523 (OP)
I thought he was getting changies