If you had a hebe gf which switch2 games would you play with her?

>>713240542 (OP)
I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA...

OH N-

>>713240542 (OP)
>hebe
Someone explain this meme to me. Is it just a way for pedos to pretend that they aren't pedos?

if i had a gf i literally would not be able to stop touching her
if we weren't having sex we would be cuddling 24/7
god im so lonely

>>713240542 (OP)
>if

>>713240705
>frog
Someone explain this meme to me. Is it a way for redditors to pretend they aren't redditors?

>>713240705
Pretty much. It's an attraction to girls going through puberty.

>>713240718
based

>>713240542 (OP)
I don’t buy underpowered nintendo hardware nor am I a pedophile.

>>713240542 (OP)
Mario Kart 8.
It *is* a great game to play with your hebe gf (or friends or family).
It also is the only game the Switch 2 has right now, so it's not like there are any other options.

>>713240542 (OP)
The eternal problem with having a hebe girlfriend. It's getting difficult to keep up with trends now that I'm nearly 45, but I can't stay away from that young puss and it seems they can't stop throwing it at me.

bald cunny

Does anyone know who this funny bear is?

>>713240957
>remember in 8th grade that a bunch of girls were suddenly crushing on me
>thought they were annoying or making fun of me so I ignored them
>just wanted to talk about vidya with my friends
>realize what I missed out on

>>713240705
A girl has started puberty but not finished yet? Hebe
A girl hasn't started puberty? Pedo
A girl has finished puberty? Ephebo

It's not that complicated man

>>713241081
It's Spurdo Spärde. How new are you?

>>713240542 (OP)
Splatoon and I'll carry her to EVP, then every time we clear a king, she becomes super happy so we have impregnating sex

Pokemon really knows how to create characters that appeal to 30+ year old men

>>713240705
It's a more specific subcategory of pedophilia, basically the most normal one
But normal people need words that make them feel special

>>713243239
*Nintendo. They have so much sex that it's no wonder they're on top of the gaming world

>>713243298
Splatoon is definitely amazing for it, too. Nintendo should make more games like this, appealing to men in their 30s.

which is your favorite chicken?

>>713243598

>>713243405
What's it with men in their 30s and hebephilia?

>>713243598
The one drawn by Ter GOD!

>>713243678
You gain an appreciation for these things as you get older.

>>713243649
cute dummy

>>713240705
>>713243293
>different words are le bad
>i must use pedo as a buzzword

>>713240705
It's just the normalfag brand of pedophilia.

>Hey! After you've finished jerkin it to some degenerate porn why not purchase (latest Nintendo system)?
Every time

>>713244052
and hebe isn't a buzzword? come on man

>>713244097
It works

>>713240542 (OP)
Depends on how hairy and chubby she was.