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Anonymous No.713246540 [Report] >>713247052 >>713247174 >>713248009 >>713248825 >>713250087 >>713252427 >>713253023 >>713253105 >>713253278
nu DK is so incredibly fucking ugly
Why is there so much empty space between his eyes and his goggles
Anonymous No.713246569 [Report] >>713247052 >>713247174
In Mario kart it's even worse
Anonymous No.713247016 [Report]
It's called the bezel
Anonymous No.713247052 [Report]
>>713246540 (OP)
>>713246569
Drawing of what?
Anonymous No.713247074 [Report] >>713247154
Yo it's been posted so much that it's starting to grow on me
I'm becoming desensitized by exposure
Anonymous No.713247154 [Report] >>713247731
>>713247074
That's just called being a contrarian
Anonymous No.713247174 [Report] >>713247921
>>713246540 (OP)
I don't want to play as an ugly fat retard.. does anyone? like why do this?

>>713246569
he literally dabs in that game.
Anonymous No.713247250 [Report]
You just know.
Anonymous No.713247731 [Report]
>>713247154
Wouldn't the contarian thing to hate the redesign? A lot of people seem to like the new look, or at the very least, tolerate it.
Anyways, if they wanted to pull from DKs classic look, they should've gone all the way (picrel). Or at the very least, they should have toned the retarded expressions down by a wide margin. I could tolerate the new model if he wasn't constantly making stupid faces all the god damn time.
>B-but he's supposed to be dum-
Yeah, we all know that. But you can't still make a retarded brute without making him plop his tongue out like a downie.
Despite me saying all of this, I still honesty think the game looks fun. I think the worlds look good, and the other animal characters (even the new Kongs) look decent. Pauline is cute (and I don't mean in a "haha cunny" way), but fuck her VA sucks massive fucking balls. I don't know if this is just an issue with her English VA, but Jesus she can't act for shit.
I'm not getting a Switch 2 just to play this, but if I ever end up getting one in the coming years, I'll certainly give the game a go (unless it's utter dogshit).
Anonymous No.713247921 [Report] >>713248056
>>713247174
He's been dabbing since MK8D.
Anonymous No.713247991 [Report]
I have no idea why people find this Wreck It Ralph adjacent art style appealing.
Anonymous No.713248009 [Report]
>>713246540 (OP)
ugly bastard doujin when?
Anonymous No.713248056 [Report]
>>713247921
that's a micheal jackson
Anonymous No.713248151 [Report] >>713248252 >>713248334 >>713250131
Anonymous No.713248252 [Report]
>>713248151
that last one ... is so bratty....
Anonymous No.713248304 [Report]
YJK
Anonymous No.713248334 [Report]
>>713248151
She's honestly pretty cute, too bad she will grow up to have the blandest female design in the entire Mario universe
Anonymous No.713248825 [Report]
>>713246540 (OP)
ZAMN
Anonymous No.713250087 [Report]
>>713246540 (OP)
draw a new one then

fucking dummy
Anonymous No.713250131 [Report]
>>713248151
Anonymous No.713252427 [Report]
>>713246540 (OP)
there will be so much rule 34 on that poor thing
Anonymous No.713253023 [Report]
>>713246540 (OP)
Why does a female child have a norwood 3? This entire game is offensive to look at.
Anonymous No.713253105 [Report]
>>713246540 (OP)
Would have sex with both of them but for different reasons.
Anonymous No.713253278 [Report]
>>713246540 (OP)
Always was ugly