nu DK is so incredibly fucking ugly - /v/ (#713246540) [Archived: 843 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:50:26 AM No.713246540
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Why is there so much empty space between his eyes and his goggles
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:51:10 AM No.713246569
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In Mario kart it's even worse
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:02:45 PM No.713247016
It's called the bezel
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:03:38 PM No.713247052
>>713246540 (OP)
>>713246569
Drawing of what?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:04:15 PM No.713247074
Yo it's been posted so much that it's starting to grow on me
I'm becoming desensitized by exposure
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:06:33 PM No.713247154
>>713247074
That's just called being a contrarian
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:07:05 PM No.713247174
>>713246540 (OP)
I don't want to play as an ugly fat retard.. does anyone? like why do this?

>>713246569
he literally dabs in that game.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:09:22 PM No.713247250
You just know.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:21:52 PM No.713247731
Example
Example
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>>713247154
Wouldn't the contarian thing to hate the redesign? A lot of people seem to like the new look, or at the very least, tolerate it.
Anyways, if they wanted to pull from DKs classic look, they should've gone all the way (picrel). Or at the very least, they should have toned the retarded expressions down by a wide margin. I could tolerate the new model if he wasn't constantly making stupid faces all the god damn time.
>B-but he's supposed to be dum-
Yeah, we all know that. But you can't still make a retarded brute without making him plop his tongue out like a downie.
Despite me saying all of this, I still honesty think the game looks fun. I think the worlds look good, and the other animal characters (even the new Kongs) look decent. Pauline is cute (and I don't mean in a "haha cunny" way), but fuck her VA sucks massive fucking balls. I don't know if this is just an issue with her English VA, but Jesus she can't act for shit.
I'm not getting a Switch 2 just to play this, but if I ever end up getting one in the coming years, I'll certainly give the game a go (unless it's utter dogshit).
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:26:55 PM No.713247921
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>>713247174
He's been dabbing since MK8D.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:28:24 PM No.713247991
I have no idea why people find this Wreck It Ralph adjacent art style appealing.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:28:57 PM No.713248009
>>713246540 (OP)
ugly bastard doujin when?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:30:04 PM No.713248056
>>713247921
that's a micheal jackson
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:32:37 PM No.713248151
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:35:12 PM No.713248252
>>713248151
that last one ... is so bratty....
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:36:33 PM No.713248304
YJK
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:37:18 PM No.713248334
>>713248151
She's honestly pretty cute, too bad she will grow up to have the blandest female design in the entire Mario universe
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:49:16 PM No.713248825
>>713246540 (OP)
ZAMN
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:18:50 PM No.713250087
>>713246540 (OP)
draw a new one then

fucking dummy
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:19:44 PM No.713250131
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>>713248151
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:06:42 PM No.713252427
>>713246540 (OP)
there will be so much rule 34 on that poor thing
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:18:21 PM No.713253023
>>713246540 (OP)
Why does a female child have a norwood 3? This entire game is offensive to look at.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:19:44 PM No.713253105
>>713246540 (OP)
Would have sex with both of them but for different reasons.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:22:58 PM No.713253278
>>713246540 (OP)
Always was ugly