Yo, Shitler.

This somehow will trigger rightoids

The Venn diagram of Hitler worshipers and doomers is a perfect circle.

>>713246558 (OP)
If Duke was real he’d obviously be a right wing Trump supporting libertarian type. I’m not saying he’d be a nazi but it’s cringe how far left people are always trying to hijack the character from us.

>>713246558 (OP)
>when it's Duke Nukem Forever

>>713246558 (OP)
If Duke was real he'd obviously be buddies with Hitler

>>713246558 (OP)

>>713246558 (OP)
alright that was funny

>>713246558 (OP)
Hitlers been dead for like a 100 years why cant leftists get over him?

>>713246679
You're a retard, he'd be old school republican who hates jew bitch trump

>>713246679
the fuck are you talking about, image is definitely on character for him

>>713246739
One side says he'll do what Op posted
Another side says he will be friends with Hitler
Both are wrong

>>713246558 (OP)
>written by Ron Perlman

>>713246679
If Duke ever voted for anything, it would be for himself.

>>713246558 (OP)
Holy SHIT that's BADASS!

>>713246826
He was part of the leftoid counterculture movement against the "old school republican," or just republican at the time.

>>713246679
The implication there is that helping Hitler would be the right-wing American thing to do?

Duke is dumb, but he's not evil.

I miss when you country folk were all about morals and farm subsidies. Now you're just the klan without hoods.

>>713246558 (OP)
How did conservatives react to having to kill pig cops when this game was released?

>>713246817
Maybe you shouldn't of caused gamergate.

>>713246817
>70 million people die in pointless war that achieves nothing
>paint enemy leader as the biggest baddest most evil person evar to justify it
>100 years later people still fiercely believe it

>>713246558 (OP)
based, fuck israel

>>713246817
They need "le heckin fascist" bogey man to fight even though Nazi germany wasnt even fucking fascist.

>>713246679
>>713246739
>>713246826
Duke would be anarcho-capitalist, IF he gave a shitbabout politics, which he does not.

>>713246817
Hitler is the Satan of the secular religion that the world follows since WW2. WW2 is the origin myth of the modern world.

>>713246946
Maybe the baddest most evil person shouldn't have started it?

>>713246817
He just reincarnated and is the president

>>713246946
Would you give hitler a sloppy blowjob if you meet him anon?

>>713246946
well maybe 70 million people wouldn't of died if churchhill just took the peace deal and not send millions of brits to die for jews

>>713246558 (OP)
DOOD

>>713246817
Devil of their religion.

>>713246994
Hitler was a light weight compared to Stalin or Mao.

>>713246817
WW2 set the stage for the modern world. Like it or not, WW2 is still the most important event in this world’s history

>>713246960
>Those poor misunderstood Nazis

>>713247063
I would argue the invention of penicillin was more impactful. The sheer number of people saved by anti-biotics dwarfs the number of people killed in ww2.

>>713246994
>>713247023
I think having blonde chads around would be better than what hideouness is happening right now in europe.
>>713247003
I wish world would be better place if whites had more control that is taken away right now so how was this guy wrong?

>>713246929
I just wanted to play vidya bro

>>713247163
its because of people like you posting garbage like this that reminds me how we need to fight hitler all those years ago

>>713247119
I don't particularly care about ww2 either way but I do find the way modern leftists are so consistently wrong about it amusing.

>>713246960
>copies the entire playbook, aesthetic, political stance and rhetoric from the literal inventor of fascism
>but it wasn't fascism

>>713246929
Shit medium, shit discussions.

>>713247204
Stunning and brave.

>>713246679
Duke wouldn't need to associate with political scum because if he existed, he'd be unanimously chosen as the emperor of the Earth.

>>713247038
>burger thinks every language adheres to English pronunciation rules

>>713247207
Yo, Shitler.

>>713246897
>liking hitler is evil because.... because it just is, okay??

>>713246558 (OP)
Come and fucking get me, you...white ass fascist Nazi pigs

>>713247306
you must be fun at parties

>>713247215
>Wearing uniforms makes you fascist.
Derp. A communist would agree with 95% of the policies the Nazi party implemented.

>>713246679
>hijack the character from us.
Motherfucker it is DUKE NUKEM... that's like claiming ideological alignment with Johnny Bravo, or Charlie from Always Sunny.

>>713247207
>if you don't like nazis you're a leftist
nu /pol/ in a nutshell

>>713246679
>from us
you weren't even born during DOS years, tourist

>>713247341
No, I'm not.

>>713246679
>this is /v/ in 2016+9

>>713246897
>hitler
>evil
This bot is running on outdated zeitgeist tech

>>713247405
>single country beats the shit out of whole continent
>entire world needs to gang up on them to win
Yeah, horrible track record

>>713246759
first panel, hitler's blood

>>713247484
But enough about Napoleon

>>713247484
Anyone with even a cursory reading of WW2 history knows that German early successes were a massive fluke, not some expression of unique ability. Genuinely everything that could have went well did.

>>713246929
>shouldn't of

>>713247547
>t-that doesn't count

>>713247484
Thanks Hitler

>>713246679
Duke is just a hero
Eh kills aliens and doesnt afraid of anything
Only thing i'm pretty sure about is he'd only go for real women though

>>713246558 (OP)
OH NO NO NO NO NO
DUKEBRO!!??

>>713246558 (OP)
Why does Hitler have a modern glock

>>713247602
>Only thing i'm pretty sure about is he'd only go for real women though
I'm pretty sure I've seen something canonically to the opposite of that but don't remember

>>713247634
Shut up chud.

>>713246558 (OP)
Hitler didnt shoot himself.

>>713247484
>Starts wars with 3 superpowers
>Gets a few early victories
>Loses eventually
Nice military, faggot.