>shows you a 20 fps, laggy walking simulator from his upcoming game.

I saw the gameplay demo too, the fact that everyone just ignored it is funny to me.
He is like a chink version of Todd.

>>713251167
HE IS NIPPON

>>713250883 (OP)
>>713251167
journofags played the game for 30 hours and said the game runs butter smooth with 60 fps so hang yourself from the nearest tree you fucking contrarian faggots

>>713251595
>journos said
lmao

>>713251697
DS1's performance was fucking fantastic you braindead piece of trash zoomer

>>713251753
and had terrible graphics

>>713251797
Nice bait, troon.

>>713250883 (OP)
But think of all the Kino celebrity cameos anon. I love celebrities

>>713250883 (OP)
What?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Stranding. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the trigger buttons most of the traversal will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Kojima's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his writing - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hollywood movies, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these references, to realize that they're not just films - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Stranding truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning behind Amelie's existential catchphrase "Like Mario and Princess 'Beach'" which itself is a cryptic reference to videogame classic, Super Mario Bros. 2. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kojima's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Norman Reedus tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>713252891
tbdesu I love kojima games but DS's strengths definitely don't lie in its writing. I hope 2 has better writing than 1 did but either way I just want to play strand type kino

>>713252885
2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose

>>713252891
>ADHD zoomer tiktok brain when there aren't explosions and gunshots every few minutes
filtered.

>>713250883 (OP)
I clapped

>>713253070
>I love watching paint dry.
>It was fun in my head
>No you can't make objective value statements about art.
>I am very smart

>>713253070
go make movies kojima.
gaming industry isn't for you anymore.

>>713253172
Your dopamine receptors are fried, delete tiktok and it will go back to normal in a few months

>>713253314

>>713253271
Or and this might blow your mind, play something else, nobody is forcing you to play his games. Kojima has been making these lenghty cutscene games for over 40 years now, he and his fans do not care at all what low IQ zoomer scum like you have to say.

>Kojima: Americans are too stupid to understand and appreciate my games.

>>713250883 (OP)
kojima invented the concept of fps

>>713252885
is this the latest call of duty game?

>>713251167
is this what they showed at the "premier" of the game? imagining A-list celebrities sitting though that makes it extra funny to me.

>>713253020
to be honest DS1 has some very interesting gameplay mechanics but it was held back by how it easy and forgiving everything was.

>>713253654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_58eY1ioBc

>>713250883 (OP)
He also loves MILFs.
never trust a man with that fetish.

>>713253414
Kojima could release a 10-hour cutscene of Reedus crying into a jar of Monster Energy while Mads sings lullabies in Icelandic and I'd still pre-order the collector's edition. These people crying about "walking simulators" are the same dudes who've played nothing but Fortnite and Warzone for the last 5 years. Let the art flow, zoom zoom.

NIP JEW

>>713253792
wow enemies are fucking braindead

>>713251167
I liked the bit during the niel fight where the guy went to use his grenade launcer pistol and kojima got visibly upset and frustrated and said he wasn't playing right

>>713258079
See this is why I hate live gameplay demos, you don't know the backstory of the player, Kojima literally said he's extremely nervous and even had stomach problems a day before so nervous was he, journos played the game for 30 hours and not a single one complained about the combat, hell they even said the combat is much better now in DS2. They 100% played on the easiest difficulty

>>713255631
You know kojima has a cult when you cant even tell if this is satire or not