Thread 713253318

Once again, no justice for Cranky Kong. He doesn't even get to be in the new Mario Kart, and even those duck things from Mario Sunshine can drive in that game. He was the OG DK, yet Mario never ages, his wife Wrinkly dies and becomes a ghost, his son disappears after one of the Tennis games, and now Pauline becomes a Pre-teen. What the heck is going on with DK and Mario lore?

>>713253318 (OP)
>>713115264

You know humans and gorillas age differently and have different lifespans, right?

>>713253572
That has never been scientifically proven.

>>713253528
>Archived

>>713253318 (OP)
Coomer bait character

>>713253318 (OP)
Rosalina would've had her storybook younger self but the lazy kart devs made another baby.

>>713253318 (OP)
Cranky Kong being the "OG DK" was always fanon bullshit and never supported in real nintendo games

Real Nintendo lore is DK is a bad father who abandoned his son DK Jr to hang out with girls and Diddy

>>713254204
Storybook loli Rosalina would turn too many men into lolicons. If you think this stuff about loli Pauline is bad, imagine it on THE Nintendo princess the most people want to fug

>>713256124
>Bananza isn't a real Nintendo game
Damn...

Are there teen princesses too?

>>713253318 (OP)
When will Bananza Pauline be added to Mario Kart World?

When will lolina be added to Meet n' Fuck Island Adventure?

>>713256693
Banaza proves without a shadow of a doubt that Cranky never battled Mario or saved Pauline, its impossible.

>>713258187
>paulines dress is ripped to be smaller
>large oveezised pants rolled ups.
Dunno anon it looks like she's de aged.

>>713256676
get a better personality that isn't acting like a blue archive sperg obnoxious ironic weeb

>>713253318 (OP)
LoliGODS won, toddlerfilth and haglovers exterminated.

>>713253318 (OP)
Why is daisy like this

hur slutar jag svettas så mycket i röven?

>Pre-teen
Thirteen, anon.

>>713259694
Go back to your facebook anime group sea loser

>>713263202
SEETHING

>>713253318 (OP)
>FUCK FUCK SHIT CUNT ASS
western """humor""""

>>713261498
out of 10

gorillas have small penises

>>713267276
I hope we see small dick representation in future Donkey Kong titles.

>>713259536
The actual fuck are you talking about you retard? Did you just spew off buzzwords hoping it becomes a coherent sentence?

>>713265965
it's just two expletives in a shocking situation
if you're going to freak out about that you should also point out the parental abuse that peach daisy and Rosalina are engaging in

So I can customize Donkey Kong? And make my own OC? cool.

>>713256765
I hate when nu-dk makes that fucking face