Thread 713255970

Double Dash!! is the best-designed Mario Kart. There's not a single bad track and mechanics all exist in perfect harmony, most notably the Item roster and the effects of said items. The only flaw may be the unbalanced Vehicle roster where one vehicle is clearly the best (Barrel Train), with a few others also being pretty usable (Toad Kart, Pirhana Pipes, Parade Kart). The special items are also fairly balanced surprisingly, Peach & Daisy have pretty fucking dogshit ones and Mario & Luigi are nothing to write home about but the others you could all make a case for choosing. Koopa/Paratroopa have very common triple shells, DK/Diddy has the Giant Banana very useful for frontrunning, Bowser/Jr has the Giant Shell which is very funny, Toad/Toadette has the Golden Shroom you can get in FUCKING SECOND PLACE, Yoshi/Birdo has better Red Shells that sometimes have stars in them, and Wario/Waluigi have bombs which are kinda hard to use but the fact that they shoot people up into the fucking air and completely kill their speed still makes them pretty good. Petey/Boo are purposely OP and have all items but it's kinda made up for by the fact that heavies suck since they can't use the Barrel Train. And also they're rewards for basically 100% anyway.

Cool story bro

didnt read but I love double dash

>>713255970 (OP)
I just played World's RR today, I heard people saying that it was the best RR of the series and honestly... those who say that are morons, unless I'm playing wrong the track is great but is no better than DS, 7, DD, Wii.

Don't get me wrong is a fantastic track but is far from the best.

to adress your thread, DD and DS are the peak of the series objectively

AI posts suck

>16 course

Lol

DS is by far the peak

>highest skill ceiling
>tight controls
>expansive solo mission mode
>battle mode that can be played alone vs CPU
>first true online Mario Kart

>>713255970 (OP)
Having to play a game where you watch two cocomelons bareback each other does make it twee and gay however so I'm not playing it lmfao.

>>713255970 (OP)
I liked the music. Nintendo jazz is fine and all and peaked with Color Splash but I missed the NGC era tunes.

I got a mario kart world lobby thread up chuds, let's game.

>>713256179
You fucking suck at detecting AI you gorilla nigger, AI would have more punctuation and wouldn't say "fucking dogshit"

>>713255970 (OP)
I always preferred Bullet Bill to the train

maybe a recompil could bring it back.

>>713256126
same. best one

>>713257989
Would rather play 7

>>713256462
quality over quantity

Double Dash sucks.

MK8D and MKDS are the best games in the series. 7 is fine but there isn't much reason to play it since 8D exists.

>>713255970 (OP)
>Heart
>bad item
Holy retard.
>>713256462
Quality > Quantity
Faggot.

>>713255970 (OP)
>sweating balance in fucking mario kart
I pick funny character on cool kart and throw wacky items during silly race when playing with a few buddies every once in a while.
Any more than this is ultra-sperg territory. It actually manages to come off as worse than being a smash sweat.

>>713255970 (OP)
Correct. DS is still fine too, but in any MK after DS you're playing the items rather than the tracks, which is trash design for a racing game.

>>713255970 (OP)
i dunno man, all the mario karts aren't meaningfully different

>>713255970 (OP)
World would be a lot more fun if the adaptive difficulty weren't punishing. I enjoyed trying to get three star ranks in the old games, and I can't really say the same for this one. Knockout tours are absolutely soul crushing, getting gold is hard enough but having the star ranks for getting first at EVERY leg is fucking bullshit. The "optimal" way to play is hanging back or even worse, abusing rewind and not engaging 3/4's of the game mechanics.

>>713256179
I fucking hate that any sort of write up/fun autism is now going to be assumed to be AI by mouth breathing retards. I hate AI so god damn much.

>>713255970 (OP)
Yeah but Nintendo won't bring back the DD formula to modern MK

>>713264350
Don’t blame the people who assume it, blame ai for making it a concern. You’re rightfully pissed, but at the wrong target

>>713262854
Heart is a bad item, it's extremely rare for what it is and it doesn't even work 100% of the time. You can block items with bananas and green shells and those actually have utility beyond that.

>>713268437
Bananas and shells don't work 100% of the time either and the fact you can just blow through a hazard instead of moving around it is great.
Sure, I agree it's relatively low tier, but it's not nearly that bad.

>bag with Toad and Toadette and spam one of the most broken items in Mario Kart history
Yeah, no thanks. Even besides that, it has quite possibly the worst feeling control of any Mario Kart in history.

>>713268826
>worst feeling control of any Mario Kart in history
The 64 controls are definitely worse.

>>713268826
back in the day there wasn't even a word for "bagging", we simply enjoyed the game on a couch with our friends
>worst feeling control
only to zoomies who can't stand fun physics in their video game. THIS IS SO CLUNKY ON GOD!!! I NEED MY GAME TO PLAY ITSELF!

>>713268826
DD has by far the best handling of any mario kart game

>>713266713
I blame both, though it is true that its the tech that enables dumbasses. Theyd still be dumbasses though

>>713269282
There's a massive in-between where a game plays itself and a game that feels like a shit powered jalopy. There's a reason you always have to drift, and that's because it's the only remote way to have any control over your vehicle. It's somehow worse than snaking in DS because at least dodging most items is easier when you're not drifting. It makes sense. There is never any reason to do anything in DD but drift.

>>713269329
The sad thing is, the drifting is cool and it's nice how you can take extremely hard turns with it in this game. It's just that they had to completely and horribly gimp how the game feels to make that one part of the control good.

>>713261971

>double dash
> quality

yeah no.. half of them are boring
baby park is the most overated track in history

>>713261971
Nah man, Baby Park is kino. It’s the perfect encapsulation of chaotic stupid fun, which is the whole point of Mario Kart. Not every track needs to be a scenic five-minute grand tour with lore-friendly environmental storytelling. Sometimes you just wanna throw 14 red shells in 30 seconds and scream with your friends. That's quality in its purest form.

>Double Dash
>F-Zero
>Melee
>Air Ride

Why do game engines on the gamecube feel so crisp and responsive?

>>713255970 (OP)
I played a little yesterday and I like the way the weapons feel like they have weight to them when thrown (the banana peel in particular)

Double Dash driving feels like you’re driving on ice its so fucking slippery. Anyone saying dd is the best has NOT played it recently.

why is MKDS so overrated? i watched a youtube video and it looked slow and boring af

Playing LAN was fucking rad at the time, glad they put LAN back on MKW