Thread 713262787

turnbasedkeks were genocided today...

https://xcancel.com/sadotthegamer/status/1733462360197587179

ban twitter screencap threads

the video

>>713262979
>press X to awesome
holy slop

i dont get it

>>713262787 (OP)
Turn BASED > real time CRINGE

>>713262979
One is turn based and is clear about it, the other is turn based and pretends to not be. You seriously think those sock puppet enemies he's fighting in Spiderman are doing anything he has to twitch dodge? Even bosses you just step back on their one mega wind-up move then go back to taking your turn.

The modern 3d action cuckery brought on by Rocksteady annoys me.

>>713262979
>things happen when you press buttons
dogshit for normalcattle

>>713262979
/v/ caused this by pretending like webms are a good measure of gameplay quality

>>713262952
Damage is done. Maybe if they were banned a decade ago, but now?

>>713262979
>canned animation canned animation canned animation

>>713263147
>>things happen when you press buttons

>Saardot the streetshitter
Cool thread

>>713262787 (OP)
>nig needs his miles morales button masher

>>713262979
All I see is someone pressing a button to have their character do a command for five seconds in both games, this coon is getting mad because the game with Miles Morales that was just a copy of the first game didn't win as many awards as the first

BG3 is an entire CAMPAIGN. You cannot measure it by one fight. It is over 100+ hours of dynamic RPG.

>>713263146
they constantly shoot rockets at him, punch him, etc.

>>713263146
DMC3 started this

>>713262979
>Press X to awesome
Well it is a nigger after all.

>>713262979
>.mp4
huh??????

>>713262787 (OP)
Turn based will always be superior to real time autism combat.

>>713263436
welcome to the future

>>713262979
The spider man gameplay was mostly cinematic cutscene.

bg3 is terrible to play with controller. its a game thats designed for kb+m from the ground up.

>grab enemy
>spin them around
>throw them at a thing
Oldest bit of 3D cinematic action in the book. You don't even control it now, it just works.

>>713263734
>bg3 is terrible to play
Fax

>>713263147
This might be the best post i've seen on /v/ all year

>>713262979
BWAHAHAHAHAHA even the GAMEPLAY is a cutscene

>/v/niggers are more illiterate than a black man on twitter
holy shit

>>713263593
ain't no way

THAT'S HOW THEY FUCK??

>>713262979
they're right to shit on bg3 but both games are shit

>>713262787 (OP)
Okay, but what button presses is he doing to do all that?

>>713262979
>All those long ass animations in spiderman
Twitter threads continue to be terrible

>>713263436
They added mp4 support some months ago. Still no sound because hiroshimoot is a fag

>>713262979
>/v/tards hyperfocusing on two cinematic finishers when 15 out of the 18 seconds of the clip is actual raw gameplay

>>713262787 (OP)
Both of these games are actual video games though, Baldurs Gate 3 has moments of actual strategic gameplay, with role playing options, and Spider-Man 2 has decent 3d beatemup bamham style gameplay that is about building combos, not any less of a game then many of the classic Spider-man games.

>>713263890
>saardot
>black
Retard.

>>713263379
Fuck no, the enemies will fuck you up if you are not careful.

>>713262979
>dark souls does the same thing
>/v/ based faces

>>713263919
doggystyle is universal. cats do it, dogs do it, lizards do it, even bugs do it.

>>713264162
black brown tomato tomato

I refuse to play turn based games in 2025

Except FF Tactics remaster this year

>>713263379
You have never played DMC3.

>>713262979
the only real video games ever made are tetris and rogue.

>Disney-Marvel investing the GDP of a small country into this cinematic product sold alongside Sony's blu-ray player
vs.
>a small studio that adapts tabletop RPGs

>>713262979
Not gonna lie, I want to play Spider Man even less after this. I didn't realize it was such a fucking movie game. I think he pressed maybe 7 buttons between all those QTEs and cutscenes.

>>713264091
dang son a sane option

>>713263436
It's still better to use webms, people uploading mp4 are just2lazy

>>713263219
In what world? /v/ webms have always been the domain of bait.

>>713262787 (OP)
haven't seen a single black man beat bg3

Meanwhile the average hours put into both game is like 6 for Spider-Man and 200 for Baldur's Gate.

>>713262979
>bing bing wahooo it's me the spider man
if you still have interest in super hero past the age of 15 you're COOKED simple as

>>713262787 (OP)
Ha, I dislike both games and both games are a huge step back from their predecessors.
What now marketing kun?

>>713264448
not surprising seeing as how you have to watch 3 minutes of boring cutscenes after every input.

>>713264270
I'm sorry to say, anon, but they confirmed that the Tactics remake is the worst version to come out. With zero changes and all of previously added content cut, you can play literally any edition of it and have a superior experience.

>>713262979
why does Spiderman just floats?

>>713264556
>no more shoehorned crossover bullshit
is that it? i see that as nothing but a massive boon . maybe i'll even give it a shot now.

>>713264469
This is a teenager mindset, nothing wrong with relaxing to simple stories that remind you of childhood, it's just embarrassing if you are a 40 year old man who has never even read a synopsis of Crime and Punishment but has read stacks of media made for children only, because they have never developed into caring about anything a child wouldn't care about.

>>713262787 (OP)
no reading comprehension? The nigga is saying BG3 is better game in the repies

Spider-man would be interesting if it was more of a spider-man simulator instead of an action game with a spider-man theme.

>>713264551
Cope

>>713262787 (OP)
Hermano, what are you doing in Forocoches (Forumcars)?

>>713264779
don't bother, you're in bait city.

>>713264174
And so will the enemies in an RPG. Throw in all the environment and spell interactions, and you can fuck yourself up as well. Beating shit up in an action game might look flashy, but there's usually not any depth to it past chaining invincible canned animations while minimizing getting hit.

How the heck did Baulders Gate 3 sell 15 million? I thought the cattle hate games where you have to think?

>>713264610
Air combos. Now, how he can slide under the guy in the air? Or how does he can jump from the guy without kicking him into the ground? No clues.

>>713262979
who the fuck plays baldur's gate with a controller?

They really shouldn't have released bg3 on anything that couldn't have mouse support, its criminal that sony/xbox lets you play those games on controllers, I went through Dos2 on mouse and controller and it was so so much worse

>>713264556
Matsuno didn't make War of the Lions, and he is involved in making this, if this is a Matsuno Director's Cut modern version of his game it would make for a kino playthrough. Wish he would do something with Vagrant Story next.

>>713262979
>the worst Spider-Man 2
I disagree with him on principle.

>>713264987
>but there's usually not any depth to it past chaining invincible canned animations while minimizing getting hit.
But DMC3 have only a few of those. You get hit mid attack, you are fucked. Hell, I think the only things with a i-frames are the start of a jump and the side roll. I don't remember any attacks having an i-frames, not even aerial attacks are safe from those angels assholes or projectiles.

>>713262979
>press button to trigger animations
This is gameplay according to snoy

>push X as spiderman and watch some epic animation
>anons seethe
>Click your "gay vampire attack" key and then click on your target in baldurs gate and watch an epic animation
>anons don't seethe

>>713265296
How's that any different from turn based?

>>713263347
I take F in cowgirl position.

>>713262787 (OP)
Do you have this screenshot saved on your PC?
You suddenly thought it was a good idea to make a thread about a 2023 post, why?

The snoy Spider-Man games are so shit compared to the Batman Arkham games. The writing especially is so cringe and woke in Spider-Man 2

>>713264556
but war of the lions is bloat fanfic

>>713262787 (OP)
Wasn't it s0iboys who were supposed to be into marvelshit? Every time I see anyone talk about spiderslop it's ALWAYS a negro

>>713265398
it's not. that's why the implication that one is better than the other is retarded.

>>713262787 (OP)
>xcancel
>2023
Normalfag nonhumanslop. Report and ignore

>>713263347
A! I take A!!!!!!

>>713265797
Mexicans too

>>713262979
>this is what snoys consider a good action game

>>713263347
I'll take A to ride me while F eats out my ass.

snoyjeets are fucked in the head

>>713265394
baldur’s gate
>strategically assesses the best approach for that particular encounter
>things don’t go quite as planned; immediate reassessment required
>starting to get the upper hand
>see all of the time I’ve invested into building up these characters pay off before my very eyes

spider-man
>press button
>10 second animation
>press another button
>6 second animation
>press another button
>win

>>713262979
Slopman is basically just an interactive cutscene.

>>713262979
>Comparing an action game with an rpg
>Spiderman's so called gameplay is literally a cutscene anyway

>>713263347
wtf, where are their fat futa cocks?

>>713263347
L, E, H. In that order

>>713262787 (OP)
But they are both turn based cinematic cutscene games. They just have longer or shorter cutscenes/turns.

>>713266208
>turn based
>strategic
Stopped reading there

>>713263347
E will be the hottest after popping out a couple kids

>>713262979
From this video the Spiderman gameplay looks incredibly weightless and floaty.

>>713262979
>Spider-Man 2 causing this much blatant seethe
Hehe

>>713266548
If it only were that easy to get rid of Miles.

>>713266829
>"damn this looks like shit"
>heh.... you're seething!

>>713266208
>bg3
>strategy
lmao

>>713262787 (OP)
>>713262979

DAS RITE turnbasedkeks is dirt to me fr fr

>>713262979
snoykeks seething their socks off when they saw this one

>>713262979
>bunch of movie cutscenes in an active combat game
This isnt the own this guy thinks it is, all it does is show that American game devs think that impeding a players flow with slow dramatic cutscenes inbetween combat is a good thing.

>Black people don't like a game that requires planning ahead

Say it ain't so.

>>713262979
I did not like BG3 however it has better gameplay. The monkey who posted it is retarded.

>>713263436
I hate it. This makes it so lazy people upload shitty h264 videos instead of using the far superior VP9.

>>713267635
>damn this looks like shit
Plays like it too. Never understood how BG3 won game of the year. Spidey 2 was all right.

>>713266548
This game was buggy as shit and it gets to slide while Pokémon sv was less buggy and got shit on way harder
Most buggy footage for sv were taken from leaked/emulated copies that were pre day 1 patch

>>713262787 (OP)
I played neither of these games (and will never) so I don't care.

>>713262979
>an action game vs. a strategic rpg
apples and olives