>that kid who only had licensed games
>that kid who cried when he lost
>that kid who ran like Sonic

>>713268251 (OP)
that was me. now i have a good job and live with my fiancé who doesn't care that i use 4ch. life gets better kids.

>that kid who claimed he had a save file with a "super secret unlock" that's impossible to get otherwise
>that kid claimed he would let you borrow his memory card so you could get the super secret unlock
>that kid spent months deflecting, explaining why he couldn't bring his memory card to school or that he just forgot

Fuck you, Nick. I now know that Mr. Wonderful was NEVER on DDR Konamix, you fucking LIAR.

>>713268494
XD!

>That kid who put a cubone mask on his dog and yelled "Cubone, I choose you" when someone came over

>>713268251 (OP)
That was me. Since i was ostracized early in elementary school I never developed social skills, I spent highschool alone and bitter, went into medicine in college and the abusive training environment only made me think of worst-case scenarios and relying exclusively on myself to solve them. Dissatisfied with medicine I'm not using my degree, I'm unemployed and went back to school. I've never had a girlfriend and my unstable situation + older looks are pushing away potential partners, I'm still a virgin.

>that kid that described an extremely lucid dream he had of fucking his own mother to you, painted his hair silver and wore shades to school exclusively and then winked at you as his mother would come to pick him up with a car

>>713268251 (OP)
You mean tendies? Yeah theyre here everyday seething everytime you tell them theyre fomo consoomer faggots who like drinking nintendos diarrhea smoothies

my corgi die and I haven't get new dog since

>>713268834
>painted his hair silver
How did he not get expelled?

>>713268942
Sorry anon :/ I'm sure you made him happy

>be in 2nd/3rd grade can't recall
>Got Ty on GameCube
>Get to shark boss
>Not exactly sure how to beat it
>Ask kid at school when the game comes up in conversation
>"Yeah anon it's easy, just jump into the water and get the key, then open the lighthouse and get the rocket launcher"
A few months later
>Same kid invites me over to play melee and says he will show how he has Mewtwo
>I bring my memory card over and ask if I can copy his save
>He said he has to ask his mom
>His mom said no
>He refused to tell me how to unlock it

>>713268942
Saar

What kind of military kid did you have?

>Obsessed with WW2 and would constantly argue with the teacher over minor inaccuracies, only to be proven wrong as well.

Or

>Kid obsessed with CoD and thought he would be treated like a hero if he killed a bunch of pakies.

Both never participated in gym because they thought they where better than everyone else and could barely fucking walk up a flight of stairs.

>>713268986
It was more like he painted several spikes of hair silver instead of the whole thing.

>>713268251 (OP)
>>that kid who only had licensed games
brown shitskin thread

>>713269235
>be in 2nd grade
>really wanted Paper Mario TTYD but money was tight
>mom knew I really wanted it too
>she surprises me with the strategy guide
>didn't read past the first chapter to avoid spoilers
>few months later I get the game
>read the guide while at school
>couldn't get past the second chapter with the giant tree village
>friend says random bullshit like "OKAY YOU HAVE TO GET THE GEMS AND THEN YOU CAN GET THE KEYS AND THEN" I don't even remember the rest
>knew he was making stuff up but didn't know how to call him out on it

>>713269660
I had the "my dad served, I'm going to serve too" kid that would come to school dressed in full BDUs for shit like halloween and spirit week. Digital camo molle backpack and everything.

that kid who convinced me his gamecube against my PS2 was a good trade
still have that fucking cube right here i can look at it