Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:35:36 PM No.713269404
Relax, guys.
It's cool.
She's 13.
It's cool.
She's 13.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:50:02 PM No.713270519
Okay but that raises the question why is he 13?
First I thought that it's prequel and you play as cranky kong, but apparently cranky kong is separate character in the game.
So are we thinking it's multiverse stuff or just basic time traveling?
I guess there are other possibilities. Like K rool making ray that changes people's age
First I thought that it's prequel and you play as cranky kong, but apparently cranky kong is separate character in the game.
So are we thinking it's multiverse stuff or just basic time traveling?
I guess there are other possibilities. Like K rool making ray that changes people's age
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:51:12 PM No.713270601
>>713270519
Or she just got hit with a age down potion
Or she just got hit with a age down potion
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:51:53 PM No.713270654
>>713270601
Those are real btw
Those are real btw
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:04:03 PM No.713271609
1000 year old dragon meme is only ok when Nintendo does it? Weird
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:04:31 PM No.713271640
>>713270519
I really need people to start thinking about the possibility of Mario having a daughter.
I mean, look at this.
Denim, thicker eyebrows, rounder face, the Bing Bing Wahoo phrases being turned into rocks, the obvious dwarfism?
It's undeniable, and for Nintendo to do anything different, would be extremely dumb.
Or think about it from a corporate perspective, Nintendo wants games that appeal to all demographics, or more specifically, games from their flagship franchise, Super Mario.
What if female gamers want to play a Nintendo platformer, but don't feel like playing as Mario? They can play as "Pauline Jr." who can turn her singing into throwable objects.
I really need people to start thinking about the possibility of Mario having a daughter.
I mean, look at this.
Denim, thicker eyebrows, rounder face, the Bing Bing Wahoo phrases being turned into rocks, the obvious dwarfism?
It's undeniable, and for Nintendo to do anything different, would be extremely dumb.
Or think about it from a corporate perspective, Nintendo wants games that appeal to all demographics, or more specifically, games from their flagship franchise, Super Mario.
What if female gamers want to play a Nintendo platformer, but don't feel like playing as Mario? They can play as "Pauline Jr." who can turn her singing into throwable objects.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:08:17 PM No.713271905
>>713271640
There is no way Nintendo is going to turn Mario into a deadbeat dad, get real.
>>713271750
kek
There is no way Nintendo is going to turn Mario into a deadbeat dad, get real.
>>713271750
kek
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:08:33 PM No.713271937
>>713271750
Mario's overalls are denim.
Mario's overalls are denim.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:09:14 PM No.713271994
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:09:15 PM No.713271995
>>713271905
They could always have it take place 13 years after Odyssey.
They could always have it take place 13 years after Odyssey.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:09:30 PM No.713272019
>>713269404 (OP)
Old enough for kisses.
Old enough for kisses.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:17:50 PM No.713272689
>>713269404 (OP)
ZAMN
ZAMN
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:32:56 PM No.713273890
>>713271750
thread officially worth it
thread officially worth it