Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:35:36 PM
No.713269404
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>>713271864
>>713271994
>>713272019
>>713272689
Relax, guys.
It's cool.
She's 13.
It's cool.
She's 13.
>>713270519
I really need people to start thinking about the possibility of Mario having a daughter.
I mean, look at this.
Denim, thicker eyebrows, rounder face, the Bing Bing Wahoo phrases being turned into rocks, the obvious dwarfism?
It's undeniable, and for Nintendo to do anything different, would be extremely dumb.
Or think about it from a corporate perspective, Nintendo wants games that appeal to all demographics, or more specifically, games from their flagship franchise, Super Mario.
What if female gamers want to play a Nintendo platformer, but don't feel like playing as Mario? They can play as "Pauline Jr." who can turn her singing into throwable objects.
I really need people to start thinking about the possibility of Mario having a daughter.
I mean, look at this.
Denim, thicker eyebrows, rounder face, the Bing Bing Wahoo phrases being turned into rocks, the obvious dwarfism?
It's undeniable, and for Nintendo to do anything different, would be extremely dumb.
Or think about it from a corporate perspective, Nintendo wants games that appeal to all demographics, or more specifically, games from their flagship franchise, Super Mario.
What if female gamers want to play a Nintendo platformer, but don't feel like playing as Mario? They can play as "Pauline Jr." who can turn her singing into throwable objects.
