Thread 713275923

Having a barefoot little girl cling to your back is becoming a trend in japanese games

the fartendo girl looks like shit

>>713275923 (OP)
how are you supposed to play these games with such distracting designs on screen all the time?

>>713275923 (OP)
Fuck off tendie, your mods keep deleting Pragmata threads

SOUL/SOULLESS #KNOWTHEFACTS

>>713276180
more like sole/soleless

>>713276026
how so?

>>713275923 (OP)
Uoooooh bananza....

>>713275923 (OP)
FRANCE DID IT FIRST

>>713275923 (OP)
why do you keep making the same thread fag?

>>713276152
I wasn't aware Miyamoto was the one paying the mod's salaries

>>713275923 (OP)
kill yourself worthless pedophile

>>713277424
What do we call this genre?

>>713277475
Dilate tranny

>>713277654
dad-core

Took a while for Nintendo to remeber what works. Took a while for the rest of the industry to finally figure the formula out.

>>713276104
wew

how did we get back on the good timeline

Feet bros w

>>713277424
You could also see this as a timeline of the evolution of carrying people
From being ridden like a beast, to piggyback rides to dedicated loli carrying devices

>>713275923 (OP)
Gaming is healing...

>>713275923 (OP)
kill yourself pedophile janny

>>713277654
The ideal relationship.

>>713276953
And that's why we like France.

>>713277424
>no bioshock

>>713279258
Dilate tranny

>IT-ITS JUST A DRAWING I S-SWEAR!
Uh-huh! Oh what though?

>>713277424
what's the top game?

>>713279568
a drawing of cunny

>>713279568
a fictional 13 year old

>>713279576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ysVIYla7A

>>713279568
female kid feet

>>713279640
>licked her cunny clean
wtf he's literally me

>>713279780
Hmm

>>713276745
nta but compared to Diane, the shape language is garbage. Diane is triangular, so she's a threat but the corners are rounded which shows she's helpful/safe to a degree.
No idea what Pauline is supposed to be.

>>713280560
it's dianA

>>713280482
i thought she was bottomless in the thumbnail

>>713279640
what is this site?

>>713280809
https://smash-ai--youngzephyr85495018.on.websim.com

>>713275923 (OP)
Might wanna play ICO.

>>713277654
grooming simulator

>>713280560
There's a high probability that the jeans were added after the fact, without them she'd look like she's out of tarzan or the jungle book

>>713279780
Can we strike "kiddo" from the English language. It's such a creepy word.

>>713275923 (OP)
>becoming
You idiot.

>>713282587
relax, kiddo

>>713280560
>Diane is triangular, so she's a threat but the corners are rounded which shows she's helpful/safe to a degree.
Dafuk are you talking about? You're just making stuff up. Triangles read as threatening in "shape language"? I swear to god, if you point to a yield sign, I'm going to kick you in the nuts. Nothing you said makes sense.

>>713282327
Exactly, they're going with the cave girl look. I don't believe the jeans were a late edition though. Because the whole setting is an industrialized environment. And so it makes sense that she wears industrialized clothes.(If you want to assume that Nintendo really knew what they were doing: Jeans were invented around the time of the gold rush, and originally worn by miners of that era. So the jeans truly fits the theme of the game. But I'm not sure Nintendo thought that far.)

She only hints at the cave girl look with the way her dress is torn, and her hair is done up in that fashion. Also, the bare feet add to the cave girls/street urchin effect, while also matching the bare feet of all the apes in the game.

>>713275923 (OP)
I want to see Diana in Pauline's jenkos and Pauline in Diana's jacket.

>>713275923 (OP)
that's natural and makes you want to protect them, just like the platelets inside your body

>>713284727
God just imagine the nude mods. Cute little loli buttholes.

>>713284727
gaming is healing...

>>713284891
>tiny loli butts bouncing on the big guy's back as he runs around

>>713285159
Will there be a dangerous moment but then she has to pee, that you then allow to flow on your back?

>>713275923 (OP)
right looks like shit

>>713280482
>>713283064
Why did they change her eye color from brown to blue?

>>713286419
so she fits with Diana and Pauline

>>713286419
they want the me market

>>713275923 (OP)
Metroid Bananza or Ridley Bananza?

>>713276902
Cute art.

>>713285159
>lolibutt squishing and molding around the guy's movements

>>713278491
>One of the first things we see when she hatches from the rock is her bare feet

Nintendo is really pushing me to get a Switch 2

>>713287298
They crammed her soles into literally every single static pose in the game and art, it's ridiculous

>>713284891
What does loli butthole taste and smell like?

Backpack lolis used to facilitate extreme power are a full on trope at this point.

>>713285159
Feds are for sure tracking you lmao. What a retard

>>713289837
Another example.

Last night I dreamed that I picked up some little girl at her school and carried her piggyback all day for some reason.

>>713277654
tlou-likes but you niggers hate that game so we need to find a new name

>>713286419
because japs hate themselves and want to be white

>>713289109
The fact that they really made fake box art, key art, and game footage to hide Pauline from us. Wild but flattering of Nintendo to do that

And after all that effort it was still leaked accidentally by Nintendo of Korea. They must have felt really dissapointed after that happened.

>>713280560
"Shape language" is fucking stupid. Imagine thinking Wario is a good boy because he's fat.

>>713290780
Wario is a bad design

>>713290780
Wario is evil because his nose is big.

>>713280560
what autism is this?

>>713290614
Isn't Opus made by a Taiwanese dev?

What did Nintendo mean by this?

>>713291157
Left or right!?

>>713289837
Backpack loli is a great addition but the Berserker Armour wasn't. On paper it's great (giving form to inhuman rage) but in practice it detracted from the humanity of Guts' fight.

>>713290957
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

>>713289837
>>713290005
Does this count?

>>713289837
any more games in the "child gf" genre

How the fuck has no one mentioned this beautiful bastard yet?

>not a single color on the scrollbar
disappointed

>>713276104
That's why it's for hardcore gamers ℠

>>713276745
Not cute nor funny. She looks like a character from the modern Pixar movies that nobody watches.

>>713277719
Are you blind granny

>>713275923 (OP)
I CAN DIG IT.

>>713290981
he's literally me

>>713291858
that's a rough 16

>>713294313
Yonah is like 9.

>>713277654
Soleslike

>>713283064
They got the man who was cucked to death?

>>713291336
Looks like she's about to kiss you.

>>713283869
Thank you so much for this, I will watch it and coom over the female blood cells.

>>713276026
fpbp

>>713277424
I hope Pragmata steps their game up and repositions the girl to be on her knees so we can see her feet better. Paulina raised the bar

>>713295849
cute

>>713286701
>killed her parents

Not gonna work.

>>713290367
Your subconscious is wanting to experience the joy of being a dad.

>standalone pragmata thread destroyed even though the overwhelming majority of it (including the OP) was just regular-ass game discussion
i wonder how long they can keep this up

are any of my MAP bros excited for under the witch deborah's room

>>713291157
You can even sleep with Pauline Jr. this is 2025 Game of the Year material here

>jannies now have to decide between keeping up cunny threads or banning something nintendo related
ahahaha

>>713275923 (OP)
Good

>>713295929
Platelet chan is for hugs and love, not lewd!

>>713296372
the kneeling pose looks uncomfortable compared to the way Diana is standing though

>>713275923 (OP)
Thank god for the Japs

>tranny janny just deleted another Pragmata thread
They will commit mass suicide when this game comes out.

>>713278931
>F2p arpg

>>713277654
Surrogate fatherhood, for those who will never have a daughter of their own

>>713275923 (OP)
uhh hag bros have we been left behind??

>>713297886
If you don't advertise Nintendo slop it gets deleted, shows how biased mods are

>>713298261
>>713298675
They really don't remove Pragmata threads because it shows a Nintendo character
KEK CANT BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS

>>713298593
We just want something to protect.

>>713298793
Look... it's a cultural phenomenon, you know?

>>713276104
>art sloppa

>>713275923 (OP)
WE WANT OUR PRAGMATA THREADS, FUCK OFF NINTENDO INDIA, YOU ARE LITERALLY INVISIBLE WITHOUT JANNIES HELP

>>713298993
???

>>713298046
ye

>>713298805
A nature consequence of living in a world where everything innocent, pure, and beautiful is destroyed and everything cruel, ugly, and corrupt is celebrated. Protecting a little angel from harm is more important than saving the biomass of humanity as a whole.

>>713298993
>said anon as he right clicked and saved.

>>713275923 (OP)
It's a trend that I hope continues.

>>713298793
Akshually, they autosaged a thread with the same OP pic as this one yesterday

>>713276104
>>713284948
>>713287298

>>713275923 (OP)
whatever, now what do yall think of the k rool theory?

>>713275923 (OP)
I want my Pragmata threads, I don't care about your goblin, nintentroon

>>713295807
Brilliant

>>713299225
diana is fugly

>>713299225
both are lolifaggotry, grow up tard.

>>713293105
kek

>>713299174
I won't believe it until I see it, nintendo hates kremlings

>>713299324
We should be allowed to have our own threads too, we are not your allies you fucking hypocrites

Those faggots getting mad that people consider Diana to be a loli, ALWAYS HAS BEEN!

LOLI always referred to fictional girls that look youthful, smol(whatever), Petite, etc.

Cope and seethe, you will say stuff like "mm tasty child cunny!" But when the character is 3dcg you cry "oh this is too far!".

FRIENDLY FIRE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

fiction is still fiction, xitter users are among us.
We all know that faggot with the Erika Pfp is here.

>>713299504
realistically speaking you aren’t buying the game at all, neither the pauline cucks

>>713289837
Miura loved it

>>713299574
if you wanted to have pragmata threads then maybe you shouldn't have burned all your goodwill with the jannies

>>713299574
don’t care about your autism, im only here for king k rool.

>>713299174
I like this theory that Void Kong himself is just K Rool in disguise.

https://youtu.be/IWcmsdOABv8?si=8YL1E7pTQ5VV_x0L

>>713299614
We are, stupid marketer, and those threads has discussion too. Explain why your shit is allowed and our threads are banned
>>713289442

>>713299574
>LOLI always referred to fictional girls
retarded spineless newfag cope

>>713299769
>doesn’t acknowledge the fact im a k rool poster

you’re asking the wrong guy

>>713299735
The other threads were normal, I wouldn't be surprised if you spammed cp to get rid of it like you always do when you want to remove competition in the catalogue

>>713275923 (OP)
Shrink the head of the right character and she is an adult.

>>713299574
you do realize the word loli had a pedophillic origin, yes?

>>713299738
Pretty retarded decision then, half of this thread isn't even DK discussion and what is does not involve fat crocodiles or gorillas

>>713299816
>me and my gf on our way to gamestop to buy our copy of DK bananaza.

>>713297000
I mean they even gave her boobs. Shrink the head and it's an adult.

Why is loli suddenly getting popular?

BA steam
Black souls steam
Pragmata suddenly people like this new loli

Age of loli among us?

>>713299921
Sure thing, you are always this fucking coward, gotta protect your fake reputation right?

>>713300034
fallacy of etymology

>>713299703
She pees in his mouth and face

Its taken them years to figure out how to get around Visa and Mastercard censorship. This is their answer.

>>713300034
I was merely pointing out that lolicons should not fight amongst themselves when they all like something that's fiction regardless if its 2d or 3dcg.

>>713300217
>decides to stay oblivious

>>713275923 (OP)
Pauline should be 10 with a long red dress.

>>713286148
I want Diana to pee on my back!

>>713300314
it’s the fact that someone spammed cp in the pragmata threads, you guys keep whistling that crowd.

>>713275923 (OP)
Good. Barefoot adult foids too please.

>>713299324
*both are video games
FTFY

>>713300314
So maybe remove your Nintendo privileges then
>>713300440
Lolicon is against rules too yet here you are
And, again, it wouldn't surprise me if that was your little Nintendo discord like when you spam gore or blacked in non Nintendo threads

>>713300129
>Age of loli among us?
i swear if this happens and you niggers start hating it like the contrarian assholes that you are...

>>713298793
This meme comes to mind to what you described, Pauline represents the circle

How will DK beat the groomer allegations?

>>713300587
>Nooo don't point out tendie mods not letting people get their own game threads!

>>713300696
the real dk will come out and denounce this freak

>>713300440
It's just the typical /tv/ fags invading, people outside of 4chan *cough* twitter are attacking one another with that Alice Alucard vtumor saying Diana isn't a loli, forgetting that many consider Sherry, Sarah, Eveline, Natalia, Laura lolis.

By Laura I mean silent hill laura , just so none of you fags get the wrong idea.

>>713300129
The pendulum of modernity demanding that finding teens attractive (the most normal thing in the universe) is creepy is swinging back towards the 100000+ year norm.

>>713300440
>oh yeah bro let's just ban all discussion concerning a major AAA release from one of the most important video game developers instead of moderating properly

>>713300556
>start hating it
There's already a bunch of tourists who hate it, they come out of the woodwork any time a loli is posted.

>>713299225
Participating in those threads is walking on eggshells, I’ll stick to the Bananza Pauline threads

>>713300884
Like they said those are mods themselves. It's like when Stardew valley became huge, they started spamming cp to ban the threads. Every not ninty game gets some dedicated schizo.

>>713300546
>wouldn't surprise me if that was your little Nintendo discord like when you spam gore or blacked in non Nintendo threads

Imagine being stupid enough to think anyone would believe this lmfao

>>713276026
This. Zero loli appeal. Looks like a funko pop.

>>713301062
hopefully jannies rangeban them

>>713290367
this comic is so weird. just hebe whores fucking around while some french cuck frankenstein walks around killing people trying to find his whore hebe girlfriend

>>713301030
Fuck off retard, Pragmata should be allowed to have threads too, tired of your Nintendo jannies favoritism
>>713301125
How convenient nobody spams CP porn in your pokemon daily loli threads, splatoon or Pauline ones

Goty
Nepobaby game already forgotten

>>713291269
Berserk died along with Miura,
and the RPG party, little witch academia stuff was boring.

>>713301280
I like modern Berserk. It's less talky.

Of course nothing will beat Golden Age and Neo Falcon.

>>713301275
Both look ugly. Left is just right but with big eyes.

>>713275923 (OP)
brown shitskin thread

>>713301203
This. Same shit with the tranime spammer never shitposting in FEfags thread

>>713301450
Yeah, being a footfag seems to be a pattern with browns

>>713301347
for a monthly manga that on top of that takes breaks,
it sure takes its time to get to the damn point.

Once Miura died they should've cut all the filler.
Now it's just reactions and still shots of characters in silence.

>>713291236
whichever one has a coconut gun that fires in spurts

>>713291630
sure why not

>>713301551
I always thought feet was just safe horny from companies so they can evade explanations plus old hags forcing that since they can't show off boobs

>>713299574
>LOLI always referred to fictional girls that look youthful, smol(whatever), Petite, etc.

>>713300129
Lolis never stopped being popular. World events like Epstien and Pizzagate sent pedohysteria through the roof and made companies clamp down on their depiction in media, but now developers are getting smart enough to work around it.

Diana stepping on my face
Pauline stepping on my banana

Loving the Super Saiyan Kong fanart

>>713301601
>Now it's just reactions and still shots of characters in silence.
They don't have any dialogue from Miura to go off of. Mori knows the events that happen from Miura's guidelines but the flavor dialogue is all essentially improvised. It's better for them to do 90% silence because too much improvised dialogue could lead to mischaracterization or inserting of original ideas.

I like the way it is now because even with the silence, we get Miura's original vision for where the story was going and can simply imagine some of the in between shit for ourselves instead of having to put up with dragged on filler (which I wouldn't mind if Miura was alive but it feels like a waste of time otherwise).

>>713301760
I have a schizo theory that Epstein was just 16 yo girls and their wives got triggered.
Notice how everyone protected pizza gate and the victims were actually toddlers, boys included
This is because millionaire wives are ok with their husbands raping some baby boy because they know he is a broken toy but hate the thought of their husbands fucking with a younger and prettier girl who could actually seduce their husbands

>>713301787
but who's stepping on The beach?

>>713293105
embedded child porn

>>713277654
oniichan juggernaut-like

>>713300232
I'd let her piss and shit in my mouth anytime she likes no problem

>>713289837
>elden ring went full feminist/faggot shit and we could've had miquella being a loli instead of a lanky faggot

I wasn't going to get the switch 2 but then I saw the new donkey Kong, so I said to my mom.....

>the new donkey Kong looks cool
>I guess I'll get the switch 2 now

>>713300851
>twitter file name

>>713301730
hot

>>713301730
I know that Japan did that junior idol shit, I was just talking about how loli can be used for 3dcg and Diana.

Now fuck off with the image I cannot read .

>>713300129
unrestricted creative freedom is all I've wanted

>>713302676
>"lolicon" cant read japanese

you guys are actual pedophiles, like toddlercon pedophiles, jesus christ
>inb4 AAAAAAAWWWWRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>>713302676
Loli is ロリ. The screen is from a jap porn marketplace that was busted in 2017. >>713302535 is a translation of one of the product descriptions.

>>713302913
You think that lolicon makes me Japanese?

>>713302976
But have to admit that she's BEGGING for it though

>>713275923 (OP)
There is something sincerely wrong with you people.

>>713302976
who said?

>>713303119
Where do you think we are?

>>713302976
fr bro im bout to head out to reddit and not come back
you comin with?

>>713301797
*gear 4

>>713301787
Why does she look like she's struggling to hold in a massive shit?

>>713303161
I know where we are, I've been here a long time and I've always held this opinion.
>I'm an oldfag, I came here in 2024!

It might legit be an effort to encourage parenthood

>>713303360
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina

>>713303258
Maybe her butt hurts?

>>713303560
Based Lina

>>713303306
You're a gayfag

>>713303360
same with western dad simulators like tlou

>>713303581
Wtf is this?

>>713303849
>daughter becomes a racemixing dyke
I'd rather have left her to get cut up.

>>713303943
Maybe that's why you're alone

>>713304075
no, it's a conspiracy and you're part of it.

>>713303560
fucking kys, i did not need to know this.

>>713304075
>oh nooo i'm le alone
kys normalfag.

>>713302676
>shit I cannot read
Now I've never seen this image before, but based on titles like "Child Fuck Vacation part2" and "Insert 12" with the description mentioning a 6 year old and a penis, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it's a website that sells actual, genuine CP.

Technically, Death Stranding is in the same genre.

>>713304394
And why do I need to know this?

>>713303560
poor kid
imagine being a mom at 5

>>713304524
Just putting the info out there.

Videogames?

>>713304861
>videogames in my loli thread?

>>713304605
she actually outlived her son
third world moment

>>713304687
We're talking about fictional lolis.

We don't need a history lesson on Japanese cp sites.

Now back to sucking my pp, cocksleeve.

>>713293105
>>713302136
>jannies protecting 'p embed
I'm nooticing

>>713291858
Isn't father nier a localization change?

>>713306335
Nah, Japan got Gestalt too. Though it may have been made with the western market in mind, I dunno.

>>713306705
No no no, nier is a twink that's in love with his imouto.

>>713282587
Ironically you'd probably like that game, since it's about photography which is another form of projection

>>713298593
>>713298805
This is what moe is all about

>>713276745
she looks like a lava lamp

>>713277654
Papa wolf and cub

>>713283542
shape language is literally the basics of the basics you learn as an artist

>>713275923 (OP)
i love shoulder-riding-girl-with-bare-feet-type games

it makes me feel like i have a little fister

>>713307301
>little fister
Anon, you're not supposed to let her do that.

Nintendos for this feel?

>>713304524
>>713306037
ur the one who claimed "loli" only refered to fiction

>>713306129
fuck off sharteen you lost

>>713295807
bravo

>>713276745
Not a literal real life child, not good enough for snoys

Kys faggot


MODS

>>713276902
faggot

>>713306705
Yeah, as far as I know, they thought Japan would like the younger protag and the west would like an older protag so they made two versions. Then promptly pretended Papa Neir doesn't exist whenever they do collabs or crossovers or remakes.

>>713307475
that’s not k rool

>>713291275
these are my favorite

>>713300129
Because 30-year old men are alienated from society. Grown women aren't around to fulfill their needs, so they go through phases, fetishes, and conspiracy spirals. Liking underage girls is one of those. Men from 30 to 40 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE little girls these days, and like all things, it's heavily political: loli is "based and redpilled" and fights "globohomo". See >>713300851. So now if you're in the gamer hobby, you're pressured to comply just like you are with hating trannies and black people. It's ALL political. And I guarantee you that most of these people were also fapping to traps and femboys back when those were still popular a few years ago. It's all about compliance and being "based". This is all men in 2025 have to live for.

>>713308809
straight men love little girls because they are more attractive, anything else is roastie cope

>>713308809
roman patricians plow 14 year old boys and 12 year old girls on the daily and nobody bats an eye but a /v/pleb wants to get in on the action and suddenly the world is ending
fuck off back to the senate, we run this shit now

>>713299703
Why do seated lolis never wear shoes thoughbeit?

>>713307621
>Person A: "Hey look at this cat"
>Person B: " Fuuuuck, that's a sexy cat"
>A: "Bro? It's a cat"
>B: "A sexy cat!"
>A: "Get away from be zoophile"
>B: "I'm not a *real* zoophile. It's just a picture."

Big girl carrying around a small girl has been a thing in entertainment for decades.

>>713309042
Look man, I get that moot created /l/ in a spastic fit when he was 15, but that doesn't mean it's normal for a 30-40 year old man to like children. If you don't know the difference, then please report yourself to the nearest police station. Once again: it is NORMAL for adult men to have sex with adult women. That's what 99% of men have done for over a million years. Most people are NOT pedos, despite what the "movement" tells you.

>>713309115
So you're just arguing in bad faith? Those things are written in the annals because they were illegal and highly insulting, which is why everyone accused everyone else of being pedos/faggots, just like (You) used to before "the movement" told you to like lolis.

>>713309238
bet you feel stupid now, huh

>>713309458
kill yourself normalfag

>>713289837
i've always loved the incredibly powerful character paired with a cute little girl trope but havent seen it in so long

>>713309238
i reject your premise

>>713309496
Do you really want to exterminate 99% of the human race, including yourself, for being attracted to adults?

>>713309238
A cat is fine, too

>>713309505
I accept it

>>713306129
fukken saved. thanks for letting my know

>>713309473
Recognizing that the cat has feminine traits, and being attractive to the *abstract* concepts of femininity, makes a lot of sense. It also helps that the character you posted is supposed to be an adult cat, with an adult like personality.
But being attracted to the physical body of a cat makes you a zoophile. And being attracted to the abstract traits of a child makes you a pedophile.

>>713309458
>Those things are written in the annals because they were illegal and highly insulting
nigga no they weren't, one of rome's favorite emperors was openly homosexual with a young teenage boy who he deified and built statues to everywhere, along with having a city built in his honor, nobody took issue with it
women were women at 12, but some were married as young as 8
learn your history (unless you're indian then it isn't your history and i'm sorry for yurosuperiorizing at you)

I think she's cute
If it's an age regression plot that would kinda suck though

>>713309496
I ask this to queers and pedos but never get an answer. Im being serios though. Can you please walk me through what part of pic related disgusts you?

>>713310020
sounds like the cat made your peenee wiggle and now you're coping

>>713310224
makeup and lip injections are gross, i prefer when a girl just embraces her acne/freckles/moles instead of covering them up with foundation, same with chicks plucking out all their eyebrows then drawing them on like that, it's gross and against god's perfection

>>713309458
>>713310224

>>713309473
Kek

>>713277654
Strand Games

>>713307621
What exactly is the "I'm allergic" parallel for little girls suppose to be in this situation?

>>713310020
That's some Aristotle level discussion, good call.

>>713310224
Who said I was disgusted? Her and loli Pauline can catch my cum

>>713279780
Holy shit this looks good too
https://youtu.be/58LpGtyJQg4

>>713277424
>Jojo predicted this 20 years ago

>>713310321
Absolutely fucking based and I agree. Death to all whores with tats and piercings.

>>713310224
I pulled for crow hag in zzz and then when tiger cunny cums in the next update ill pull for her too.

Shotas are hot as well as some guys!

Gotta strike all zones

>>713309554
I genuinely wonder if posters on this website don't even recognize that joke anymore.

I've been using 4chan since 2004. I was a senior in high school, and we visited YTMND, 4chan, and a "smartphone" was a Blackberry because it had a keyboard on it.
Fuck.
I think... I think I'm getting old.

>>713310791
>>713310585
>>713310404
>>713310321
Well, thanks for answering. TIL.

>>713310224
Tits too big lips to fat like she puts filler in it she dresses like a whore and post it online for a attention so she obviously needs validation every second so she's more likey to cheat on you heavy set of make up and probably very annoying and obnoxious and worst of all she looks like a bitch.

>>713310224
The fakeness of it to start, that disgusting layer of powder on her face, the draw on lips and eyebrows.
The difference is skin texture, when you compare the feel of a lg's unbelievably soft skin compared to a roastie's leather hide, you can't go back.

What do you use to embed images/see embedded images? Lolipiss?

>>713310224
None? I'm into girls of all ages.

>>713275923 (OP)
Female GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Male BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>713301351
and big smile

>>713310224
Everything not natural about her. I have nothing against girls who look like the way they have born, and the way they wake up every day. It's the tons of make-up and plastic that puts me off.

>>713310020
prepubescent and pubescent girls have feminine traits which is why i'm attracted to them

>>713300129
Because the sign tappers were right, you're getting a small taste of what you want because otherwise, you will be too demoralized to die for Israel in a few months

balding fat ugly bastards are having a field day with these new releases.

>>713309238
lmao
Who has that comic about a kid watching cartoons and the dad wanting to fuck the character?

>>713309458
>So you're just arguing in bad faith?
lil puriteen shitter thinks i have to justify what makes my dick hard

>>713300129

3dpd is getting insufferable

>>713309238
B is right.

>>713310224
is dis nigga for real?

>>713310218
I'm hoping it's not age regression and we get some kind of character development for Pauline for the first time in 50 years.
Let her have a daughter, let that daughter be an unga bunga Ayla cave woman with Donkey Kong.

>>713309458
>Once again: it is NORMAL for adult men to have sex with adult women. That's what 99% of men have done for over a million years.
Don't look up the average age of marriage in ancient Rome, or basically anywhere in the world just 100 years ago. And don't look up why girls throw a party when they turn 15.

>>713277424
father like figure with a daughter is kino
requesting a drawfag a DK and Pauline version of pic related

>thread still alive despite being objectively more off-topic than the deleted pragmata thread from earlier
Not beating the /v/intendo allegations

>>713291157
gorillas have small penises

>>713311906
God that girl is so.....erotic!

THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING

>>713311772
>And don't look up why girls throw a party when they turn 15.
16. Nobody cares about your quinceanera, Paco.

>>713311772
>Don't look up the average age of marriage in ancient Rome
13 for girls and 15 for boys. Nothing wrong with that.

>>713312040
>we can use janny's nintendo bias to shield c&f threads
I'm ok with this

Did someone say Rome?

>>713312493
everytime someone mentions rome it reminds me of that one rome comic

The scene where DK sticks the rock up his ass is going to be kind of awkward.

BROS

WARIO LAND FIVE
ASHLEY ON YOUR BACK

>>713291275
I actually don’t mind the DK redesign.

>>713312493
that front view nose is disturbing

>>713312096
back in the days were boomers made the most cutest little girls in those old animated films its still happening just not as frequent
it was a different time

>>713312040
aren't 99% of pragmata threads just actual pedos waiting/begging for a real cheese pizza drop?

>>713310224
Those shitty, thick, drawn-on eyebrows for a start. There's also the inflatable beach ball tits or the self-assured smirk on her face. She looks fake and bitchy.

What if K. Rool is in the game and has his own loli?

>>713312564
Yeah it's kinda hot

>>713312685
Not anymore. The worst it gets nowadays is the same kind of discussion this thread is getting.

>>713312685
Or maybe it's a group of people trying to curate their own board by ruining any chance of other threads by spamming illegal shit in threads they don't like.

>>713312827
Make it Gnawty

She loves her white daddy

>>713312203
>13 for girls and 15 for boys. Nothing wrong with that.
wrong

>>713312193
Where? I'm not a spic and it's 15 here too.

>>713278931
more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4Dd8GBFT4I

>>713310020
>And being attracted to the abstract traits of a child makes you a pedophile.
Define what the abstract traits that constitute a child are.

>>713312956
Youre fucking retarded and haven't been the slightest attention to his posts if you think that. He doesn't just distribute, he takes requests.

>>713310224
Seeing as how my reports aren't doing anything, this post is apparently video games.

>>713312493
>>713312564
Go back to your own thread shotafag >>713233010

>>713310224
this is the kind of woman i thought was hot when i was 12
don't get me wrong, i'd fuck her in a heartbeat, but only a retard would marry something with that many redflags
i guess lots wouldnt mind getting cucked and divorced for half their money if they can tap that, though

>>713313175
That is not a shota thread. That is, may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, a f*mboy fthread.

>>713313089
Have you ever figured that people can create psyops?

Once upon a time on leddit a user pretended to be a trump supporter and started talking about doing crime and they made a group effort to make the Donald subreddit look bad, causing it to be quarantined.

As you can guess ledditors are in this board doing the same shit.

>>713313015
>Where? I'm not a spic and it's 15 here too.
Well it's called a Sweet 16, MTV even did a show about it.

>>713313347
I've figured that you're a dumbass. A falseflagger wouldn't bother doing that.

>>713275923 (OP)
Is there any chance of playing as just the loli in either game? Even if just for a small segment?

>>713310461
>i am opposed to cp because the creation of it involves abusing actual children
>what do you mean, "there aren't any real children involved in loli hentai/artwork so it isn't a big deal"? PEDO COPE I HOPE YOU GET RAPED AND CASTRATED IN PRISON

>>713313472
What if I just hate pedophiles?

>>713312685
Yeah, it was pretty bad before the latest trailer, but mostly because everyone thought the game was actually cancelled, since Capcom does that all the time.

>>713313015
Lawful age for marriage obviously isn't the same as average age for marriage

>>713313059
It goes something like this: "Hi, I'm 8 years old, and I have an elementary school backpack on. I'm completely innocent and naive, and rely on you to teach me basic things that any adult should already know. Blehhhh! Fufufufu"

>>713313324
That's where you belong retard, stop shitting up this thread

>>713313535
you should take action against real abusers who assault real children instead of taking the easy route and harrassing people who just enjoy artwork of fictional characters

>>713313720
Huh, not long after WWII.

>>713309238
>damn why is that cat is lookin kinda sexy
>rest of the friendgroup: LMAOOOOOOOO
>someone else chimes in, "would"
>we all laugh
maybe stop being a twitter zoomie

>>713313863
Presumably you don't like murderers, are you out paroling the streets for them right now? No? Why are you taking the easy route bro?
Dumbass.

>>713313809
Diamonds.

>>713275923 (OP)
Turning Pauline into a teen was a weird move.

>>damn why is that cat is lookin kinda sexy
>>rest of the friendgroup: LMAOOOOOOOO
>>someone else chimes in, "would"
>>we all laugh

>>713313935
Presumably, he isn't seething at murderers 24/7 and virtue signaling at every opportunity how much he hates them.

>>713313935
If you don't like pedos you should avoid threads where they are found, yes?

>>713314091
Unless there's something wrong with him, he would seethe at murderers when the topic comes up. You know, like it is real now for your pedophilia.

>>713314115
Or you could just stop making threads?

>>713313905
I hope you realize that your friends are ONLY joking. That they wouldn't actually.

>>713313809
>chubbed up reading this
Bros...

>>713314164
You mean like the original fucking point being made? wow

>>713314258
No, your friends wouldn't even jerk off to a drawing of a cat. They're completely joking.

>>713314153
>Or you could just stop making threads?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>713314301
kek

>>713314153
>noooooo stop talking about video games!!!
Fuck off.

>>713314301
I am proud of my surrogate daughter :)

>>713291157
>can't unsee it
damnit how can they get away with this?

>>713307621
Have you ever noticed how people only ever use this retarded cope for when the real-life equivalent is disgusting? Nobody ever says this for when it's okay in reality.

>>713311906
>>713312096
Anne-Marie is off limits for me, for better or worse. There I some lines, as it turns out, I can't bring myself to cross.

>>713314193
You too?

>>713314352
Youre not talking about video games, youre talking about marriage in Rome or some shit.

>>713314389
what

>>713289837
>>713299574
>>713301730

Japan is filled to brim with kiddie diddlers like i can point you to a couple kiwi threads that shows them as closetted kiddie diddlers

You will never be Japanese and White

>>713314459
What word confused your single IQ brain

>>713314405
It's because her child voice actress was murdered by her father. Lewding her just feels disrespectful.

>>713313720
Keep reading, most Roman women married in their early teens and men in their 20s.

Also that's UK, they have always been fucked due to cuckstantism. Pic related is America. And don't forget that average = 50% married younger than that.

>>713286701
Holy shit this got me laughing hard

>>713313809
Out of 10!

>>713314153
difference is me being "mad" about people killing each other irl doesn't make me accuse someone of being a murderer just because they enjoy violent video games

>>713314487
What point are you even trying to make retard? your schizobabble makes 0 sense within the context

>>713313809
Stop, I can only get so erect.

Captcha JSA2Y

No real white American men like these kiddie pedo shit

>>713314559
I'm confused how you're confused. Explain.

>>713310224
sex

>>713314551
If you jerked off to violent video games and gore I'd definitely accuse of you being a future concern.

>>713314506
We're not roman, this is 4chan. An american site. Imagine caring what shitalians browns do

You are brown and will never be white

>>713314506
dunno about the rest of your post but,
>average = 50%
that's just wrong

>>713314631
>comic boils down to: bro its a drawing, you're not allergic to a drawing because you're allergic to cats
>UHH NO ONE USES THIS COPE IF ITS OKAY

>>713310224
I'd bang but attention seeking hoes piss me off

>>713314576
Holy sexo

jannies deleted the cat thread because it was getting spammed with bmt but will allow this pedo shit

>>713314605
why do you think this thread is getting more active and offtopic in SEA hours?

>>713275923 (OP)
What are some other games with little girls?

>>713314720
The point wasnt the cat you fucking idiot. The message of the comic is "It's just a drawing!" dumbass. Nobody says this for when the drawing doesn't have obvious unfortunate implications.

>>713314684
good thing i only jerk off to actual women and fictional characters

>>713314684
People jack off to guro

>>713314867
And they're always mentally ill.

>>713314772
nta but I don't think it's SEAhours

>>713314772
>10 am est is SEA hours.
You just outsed yourself kiddie diddling SEANIGGER

>>713314420
Pragmata and DK Bananza are video games.

>>713314891
watching animal flesh boil makes you feel good however

>>713314605
This. If you like anything in the OP then you're not part of Trump's America.

>>713312468
>are you fascinated by me?
a girl would never say this

>>713314978
You masturbate and get aroused to cooking? That's a you problem.

A real American patriot would cheer on mastercard and visa for bringing in jp, kr, and SEAniggers into civilization and banning all this kiddie diddling

>>713314420
They aren't talking about video games in >>713233010
Go bother them instead

>>713315002
>am I cute? XD

>>713315049
Dont care about your whataboutism, why dont you shitpost there instead

>>713312636
very talented artist

>>713315048
Nah. As much as I shit on lolicons, I still think the content should be allowed, in accordance with free speech ideals.

>>713312493
>>713312564
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
the only giveaway it's a boy is the chest being square

>>713314914
>>713314916
It's the morning on a weekend there where as I should have gone to bed 30 minutes ago

>>713314715
Then why did you bring bong bullshit? Retard.

>>713314719
Bell curve/standard deviation.

Insane how much kid and adult pauline clear peach.
Time to dump that hag, mario

>>713279301
>tfw 28
>told 22 year old female coworker I was looking for gf
>she asks what age I'm going for
>say 20s
>recommends I start looking for younger
>says around 12-15 is where I'd have more luck as girls like older men
>mfw

>>713315136
>Lolbertarian
I got a kiwi thread just for you child-diddler enabler

>>713275923 (OP)
Hug the left, roundhouse kick the right

>>713292492
So she looks like how Mario characters have looked for three decades?

>>713314975
What video game is
>>713315294
>>713315235

>>713275923 (OP)
It's genuinely insane how lucky I am to be a gamer, footfag, and lolicon desu.

>>713315394
If you were really lucky you wouldn't be ANY of those things.

>>713314891
not since the politics are involved.

>>713315465
Those are certainly words you strung together.

>>713315312
>He hangs out on kikifarms
>Thinks himself better than lolicons
You should pray free speech ideals are upheld, because if they're not, then Kiwi will be one of the first sites to get taken down.

>>713315375
Finding Nemo had a video game

>>713277654
Marry And Reproduce

>>713314506
I doubt the standard deviation when marriage was lower is more than 4 years (ie with SD=4, 2/3 are between 16-24)

>>713315235
posted it again award

>>713315294
This is known as a joke.

>>713312564
>>713312493
It's kind of based but also baffling that Joel Jurion makes lots of degenerate content but is still a pretty well-respected professional comic book artist and author.

>>713276026
PREACH

>>713315375
Look at the OP retard.

>>713275923 (OP)
child sidekick bullshit distracts from having to develop the main character. its like giving the bland movie protag a family and suddenly there are actual stakes on the line.

what is the point of arguing about it?
neither side will ever convince the other of anything

>>713315125
talented indeed

I came

>>713315375
The same that is being discussed at >>713233010

>>713315773
The answer isn't in the OP. Try again. Do you want 3 guesses?

>>713315034
Don't diss /ck/ like that.

>>713277424
Can men in their 30s evens lift a little child girl thats like what 30-60 lbs. Fuck thats exhausting

Its not very immersive, granted im a DINK,(Dual income no children)

>>713315826
the point is so that people clutching their pearls in here can fap to these threads with plausible deniability

>>713315884
This thread is about video games, cope.

>>713315880
I didn't care about that thread before but now Im just glad its making you seethe.

>>713315685
>Joel Jurion
i'm not familiar with him but, does he shitpost all day on twitter?
if not, then i can see why he is still a pretty well-respected professional

>>713315980
Nice non-answer, try again.

>>713315540
We are better than lolicons cause all we talk about in the farms is PUBLIC INFO

Meanwhile you enable child diddlers, lolbert

>>713315684
I wish you were correct, but this chick was being 100% serious. As she dated a 25 year old when she was 14. I'm from Europe if that helps explain it

>>713283869
wtf they made a live action of "Cells at Work"?!

>>713315982
I'm the OP, thoughbeit

>>713316018
Pragmata and DK Bananza are video games.

>>713316120
Then why do you keep trying to redirect anger to it
I don't give a shit about femboys. Its not even shota, at least pick a thread that makes sense to point at.

>>713316165
Great observation. Where's Donkey Kong in >>713314506 ?

bump

>>713293105
moar

>>713315897
bro, one of these days my 8 year old cousin just jumped on my back out of nowhere demanding me to carry her, the next day my back was a little sore

>>713316196
>Its not even shota
>>713275260
>>713275997
>>713276280

>>713316196
what
join us

>>713316289
That's not shota.

>>713316074
Damn Europe is filled with child diddling browns? You're not as white as us Americans

>>713310224
Lips too big, clothes are tasteless, and boobs too big, it's a grotesque and comical appearance.
It could never compete with the refined beauty and elegance of a short, flat-chested girl.

>>713315982
Just like this thread is making you seethe? Retard.

>>713316337
I dont like femboys. Unless it's for comedic purposes. Then it's funny at least.

Here's a wholesome family photo.

>>713316339
Yes it is dipshit.

>>713315294
I don't know where you are from, but it's common for college guys to date high school girls.

>>713316418
Im annoyed the jannies arent earning their paycheck, but this thread is complete garbage, so Im at least happy you didnt get the thread you wanted.

>>713316045
You stalk and harass people. Including, but not limited to minors. Just because you do it """openly""", that doesn't make you good guys. It just makes you brazen.
Your admin maintains the pretense that you don't actively stalk and harass people. But we all know you do. Denying the fact defies all common sense. You just technically skirt the law by removing specific law offending material from the website. While the users still do their dastardly deeds regardless.
Kiwifarms is like a halfway house, where most of the residents are clearly obtaining and selling illegal drugs, tricking, and stealing. But the landlord goes "I told them not to bring it inside the house", and he thinks that absolves everyone.

>>713316451
It's barely even "hebe" or whatever the hell the male equivalent is supposed to be, I only ever see it spammed for girls.

>>713316451
Nah.

>>713316470
28 is not college age

>>713316587
Yep.

>>713316603
master's degree lol

>>713316729
Yep, I agree, not shota.

>>713316581
>12 year old boys is not pedophilia
I see your double standards are in action. Are you a LGBT activitst?

>>713316774
No retard, it is shota. Why are you defending them?

A cute young Pauline in a 3d platform adventure is still not enough to get me to buy a Switch 2. I will NOT be going to bat for Nintendo this gen.

>>713316782
>>713316813
>drawings are real children/paedoshit
Please go back to whatever normie shithole you crawled in from.
Reddit is more your speed.

>>713316782
What double standard? That isnt shota. Plus those posts arent arguing about how marrying kids was okay 100 years or whatever.

>>713316857
You WILL go to bat for Nintendo this generation, because you must protect Super Mario's daughter.

>>713316898
>That isnt shota.
Yes it is. Do you seriously think that kid is an adult?

>>713317058
He looks JRPG protag age to me.

>>713316289
The character in those images is Yamato Takeru. He's not a shota.

>>713317082
He's a kid.

>>713317104
Dont hurt your back with those stretches.

>>713317096
He's depicted as a child.

>>713317128
Concession accepted retard.

>>713317130
You see what you want to see.

>>713317161
Learn to read, retard.

>>713317161
Confession denied retard

>>713317165
It's a kid. Why are you even debating this? Are you a shotafag yourself?

>>713317225
>>713317182
Concession accepted. It's a shota.

>>713300232
Based on what?

>>713317232
>It's a kid
Prove it.

>>713317269
Confession denied, shota is still gay.

>>713315356
Except they don't

>>713315294
She is right. Do what she said.

>only one pink PEE
bad thread

>>713317232
I am, which is how I know that isn't shota.

>>713300129
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LET'S GOOOOOO
THE LOLISSEANCE IS UPON US

Shota is gay. Get this shit out of my loli feet thread

MMOs for this armor style?

>>713317287
Image is tagged shota on gelbooru.
>>713317297
>shota is still gay
Correct, that was never up for debate.
>>713317343
>I am
Why are you in this thread then?

>>713275923 (OP)
This Pauline is ugly and tumblretardified.

>>713317376
What do you care, a loli is when they look the closest to boys that they ever will anyway.

>>713300129
People are waking up to jewish tricks.

>>713317450
>Why are you in this thread then?
Because ther's no shota thread up and there never is.

>>713317326
I don't see shit, was it removed?

This is a shota

>tfw big time footfag my whole life, but not a lolifag
sucks to be me. I actually feel uncomfortable because Pauline's clothing doesn't look nearly tattered enough to justify her being barefoot, so there is a lot of discourse around "why the fuck is she barefoot?" I think Nintendo is pulling a Dan Schneider with the whole "kids think feet are funny so we put it everywhere" a lot these past few years, when secretly they know who they're catering to. They've been putting a lot of bare feet in all their franchises this past decade. Mario, Zelda, Splatoon, and now Donkey Kong.

>>713299134
>sage
wait do her little wireframe boots count as being barefoot or not, i know she clings
>>713314465
you need to be over 18 to post here

>>713310224
I statistically can't marry her without loosing 50% of my wealth and my mental health

>>713317501
just >>713293105

>>713317467
Why are you insulting Pauline Jr.?

>>713317498
Cool, I'll be sure to shit up the next shota thread just like you did to this one.

>>713317597
Go back to gay thread retard.

>>713310224
flabby stomach

>>713317732
I didnt do shit. And there are no shota threads in the first place so good luck with that.

>>713317645
Kys cumgarggling faggot.

>>713317783
>I didnt do shit.
yeah sure thing lmao.

>>713289109
Yeah all the poses with soles visible are a little too coincidental. Even her outfits that don't need her to be barefoot have her barefoot. But people will say "durr you just have a sick mind and you see it that way." I mean c'mon Nintendo is fucking Japanese, you know how they are with this stuff. Splatoon comes dangerously close to sexualizing the inklings even though they're teenagers, and this game seems to have some Splatoon inspiration aesthetically more so than Odyssey, even if it is the Odyssey team.

>>713298438
>>713295929
God, I want to fuck proportionally midget women.

We've already morally rewound to a time long before roman civilization, it's so obvious suddenly even if it's been in effect for a while basically unnoticed.

>500 replies of OH LAWD SOMETHIN GONNA HAPPEN
>YALL PEDORPHILS OH LAWD ANY MINUTE NOW
>nothing
total janny victory
as it should be

>>713318046
>he doesn't know

>>713318046
what?

>>713280947
This never works for me.

I can't believe Nintendo did this.

>>713318046
embedded cp in >>713293105
you know what >>713318215

>>713318215
Dayum the ass is fat

>>713318415
if your idea of "cp" is a kid in a one piece swimsuit then you may just be a fucking retard

>>713318215
post the video

>>713318493
Oh my sweet summer dumbass.

>>713318493
I didn't call that one cp retard

>>713318678
you pointed it out like it was some kindof crazy shit being posted
which means your bar for whats bad is that of a fucking retard
but i give you props for being less retarded than
>heh heh hm yes hm i have unique hidden knowledge of things you are lacking
>oh you are unaware heh heh you do not have my special knowledge of things
noone cares faggot
its not in this thread, noones seeing it, huff your farts elsewhere

>>713279568
>I just killed in a video game B-BUT IT'S NOT REAL!
Oh yeah and what did you kill in the video game?

>>713318215
and anons have the nerve to say little girls have no sex appeal

>>713318215
damn

>>713318415
>embedded cp
You got my hopes up. It's just a clothed girl calling the viewer a pervert.

Aren't we supposed to be talking about video games?

>>713319358
This isn't CP because it's from Wikipedia. 11 is prime.

>>713319358
8-11

>>713319360
That's what Pragmata threads are for, but the jannies ban them

>>713319326
>even the hidden sekrit seepeez of forbiddenness, apparently isnt
lol
retards scrabbling to fake Ws against the jannies
SAD
Many such cases!

>>713319523
That's what they WOULD be for, if pedos didn't exist.

>>713319496
Same with the Brooke Shields playboy photos from when she was 11 or whatever.
Those are legally not CP according to the US Supreme Court.

12-14

>>713319578
We've reached levels of arbitrary never thought possible

>>713313820
is that twitter?

>>713275923 (OP)
hopefully it replaces the ugly black woman trend games had in the last decade

>>713319564
this thread had objectively less videogame discussion than the average post-latest state of play pragmata thread

>>713277654
backpack loli

last night someone dropped some asian 'boxes. it was fukken nice.

>>713319661
That's a low ass bar.

>asian
ewwww... russians are the best ones

>>713319714
I like this one

>>713319772
>mongolian half mutts are better than mongolian half mutts
what
lmao

What did we learn today folks? Shield your thread with a Nintendo's OP and you can talk about anything.

>>713319814
what the fuck is a "half mutt"? a mutt is anything mixed, you can't be half mixed and half not mixed.

>>713319912
meant half mongolian mutt
not mongolian half mutt
watching retards flip out over tromp shitting on the middle east so not 100% focused here
yes i know i did it twice

>>713317434
please give source

>>713320002
here u go senpai
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=how+do+i+google+something

good thread
could be better
but good thread

Guys. I don't find women bodies hot. Only in art. Am I gay?

>>713320254
just a bit mental ill
stop jacking off for a while and it'll fix itself

>>713320254
How realistic can it get before it's not interesting anymore?

>>713320354
Only OF models with huge fake tits and asses can do it for me. Anything slightly normal does nothing.

>>713320397
That does sound like exhaustion amigo, give it a few days rest.
I simply hate women too much to get hard, kind of the same but still different.

>>713320525
>I simply hate women too much to get hard
Yea also this desu
And vaginas look like a monster from Star Wars. I can't make myself commit to getting a gf or sticking my dick inside that thing. even though I've had to chance several times.

posting in a cute and funny thread

You guys are insane, kids don't even have sexual feelings until they are 18
https://litter.catbox.moe/knikrky5kydswr77.mp4

Same old same old yawn...

>>713320254
>>713320397
Sounds like porn addiction. You are one step away from becoming a tranny, so I advise you to slowdown for a while.