Thread 713279979

>GET DOWN, MY SUPERPOWERED BOYFRIEND!!
>LET ME HANDLE THIS!!

>>713279979 (OP)
TRAN JAW

>>713279979 (OP)
>LET ME HANDLE THE TENTACLE
What did she mean by this?

I hate when anime does this when its some kind of magical girlfriend anime where the guy is a normal guy and the girl is magical or a robot or martial artist or some shit

Tranny Jane
Men Stacy

>>713279979 (OP)
she's an expert in handling thick black tentacles

>people do irrational things when their loved ones are threatened
woah

>>713279979 (OP)
it's been fucking years and this is living in your're head rent free

RENT FREE IN YOUR FUCKING DUMB LITTLE HEAD

LMAO

>>713281848
i never played the game
does it ever digest this scene
do they laugh about it afterward and say "you know I'M the one with super powers" or peter gets upset thinking "maybe I should have told her this is what I do by now"
or does this just happen open and shut

>>713282070
>my bullies still laugh about what a fag I was, making me the victor!

>>713279979 (OP)
i'd break up with her. she's a liability.

>>713281848
Not when the loved one is a super hero. The scene is retarded to begin with because Peter somehow can't hear or notice Venom (even if he can't use specific spidey sense) before his normal girlfriend does.
Also the fact that Peter somehow takes more damage from the fridge than Jane does from getting fucking slammed into the godamn wall. her entire back should be broken.

I don't know, lots of moms might try to do this for their kids.

>>713282221
No, she immediately gets goo'd and starts ranting about her life and blaming Peter for everything. Don't believe me? Look it up.

>>713282613
Isn't that when Peter becomes a massive cuck and admits that everything is his fault?

>>713281848
>dude with superhuman reflexes can't react to something right in front of him

>>713282483
funny how you attached a picture that revealed your real issue with the game - you couldn't rub your little penis to it

>>713282817
Yeah. And she never apologizes, instead ignoring Peter and taking out her phone to throw a little girl power tantrum to JJ. Total psycho.

>>713283120
>I cannot stop thinking about tiny penises so i'm going to mention it again on /v/
Hope things get better for you soon.

>>713283120
I know before you cut your tiny cock off you had zero self control and would jerk off whenever you saw a woman, but normal people just like looking at attractive women over ugly ones, sorry.

He looks 16 and she looks 45

in spider man 1 there was this russian bitch who was pushing me around and this was when i deleted the game from the disc

>>713282553
Spider-Man is not her kid. Well, not supposed to be. This Peter is basically a manchild.

Entire game really did a number on Peter, constantly tearing him down and propping Miles up.
>WOW MILES YOU REDEEMED THE GUY THAT KILLED YOUR DAD, YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME
>Objecting when fighting Shriek(symbiote MJ) is literally "Help MJ save herserlf"
And the entire fight is her yelling at him how its all his fault that her book didn't sell.

>>713283286
and there's the thinly veiled transphobia. what's the next generic canned response you have locked n loaded? maybe you'll call me indian?

Ok bros. Be serious with me. Is this game fun? I like the idea of playing as symbiote spider-man, and the first game is alright enough for a sony game.
I just want cool symbiote stuff

>>713282949
react? he allowed himself to be hit so she wouldn't be endangered. are you retarded?

>>713281848
>"My boyfriend is wearing a bulletproof vest!"
>"I'm not!"
>"I should throw myself in front of a gun and so I get shot on his place!"
Irrationality is one thing.
Winning the Darwin Awards is another.

>>713284054
Of course not, are you dense. This game was shit enough the normalniggers on social media turned on it.

>>713283120
That must be why you defend trannies in games. You cut yours off long time ago.

>>713283120
>first pic looks like a human
>second pic looks uncanny valley
strange hill to die on

>>713279979 (OP)
Honestly her jaw would probably tank the blow.

>>713284673
ok now replace the gun with an evil alien life form that has a fixation on her boyfriend and replace the bulletproof vest with an already established vulnerability to the alien life form. I guess you didn't play the game though.

>>713283120
Of course a pervert like you would have penises on your mind.

>>713285338
>women aren't humans unless I can masturbate to them
tell your mother that, see how quick she kicks your pathetic ass out of the basement

>>713285662
>women aren't humans
FTFY

>>713284673
Where did this expectation of fictional characters having to do the most logical thing at ALL times come from? Reddit? People make mistakes, and those mistakes beget conflict, aka the backbone of any story told throughout human history.

>>713279979 (OP)
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>>713285881
It was not a mistake.
It was not framed as a mistake.
She does not recognize her mistake.
He does not recognize her mistake.
This entire thing is styled after CW Flash where the useless cunt calls herself part of the superhero.

>>713286180
I don't know how it's framed because I don't watch or play capeshit, but is it really out of the realm of possibility that MJ simply wanted to protect Peter because she doesn't want to see him hurt? You know, because she loves him? Under that sudden threat, we can excuse MJ for not acting "rationally". She was simply protecting what she loved, Peter's superpowers be damned.

>>713287027
Yes, it is. She did a lot of psychotic childish bullshit on the first one too. You're jumping to defend the worst Spider-Man media after Spider-Verse without even knowing what the fuck you're discussing. Retard.

>>713287145
>the worst Spider-Man media after Spider-Verse
Oh. It's a retard.

>>713287145
>psychotic childish bullshit
I feel like you're overreacting, but idk. Hopefully Spider Man 3 resolves these issues for you, I guess.

>>713287545
Self-inserter mad.

>>713287563
>I don't know how it's framed because I don't watch or play

>>713279979 (OP)
It's so funny how they desperately tried to contrive their way into writing what is totally not a damsel in distress scenario

>>713285540
>>713285881
Sure. But by your argument, Mary Jane is dumb, not irrational.
I can give you of this, I can say you're right, but only if you admit it: what Mary Jane did wasn't heroic, it was stupid. She's not a heroine, she's a dense woman who can't think under pressure.
The End.