Thread 713280380

What game?

Who knows? What are some games?

>>713280380 (OP)
I'm in my yummy in my tummy arc. I'm such a fruitpilled peachcel

>>713281239
>>713281261
Fruitpilled brained

LOL

>>713280380 (OP)
I hate this board

>>713281815
Impeach it.

>>713281530
Where's the lesbian inflation?

>>713281815
Why?

>>713280380 (OP)
GET FUCKED YOU DUMB BITCH LMFAO

I hate women so fucking much

>>713282078
>they love ρeaches

>>713280487
She looks like she fucks white guys

>>713282016
I hate how accurate this is

>>713281239
>>713281261
>>713281437
This was never funny. Fuck off.

>>713280380 (OP)
What game?

>>713281239
>>713281261
>>713281437
This was always hilarious. Post more.

>>713281937
CARLOS!

>>713282307
Based + you have a huge cock

>>713280380 (OP)
>>713282274
Does this woman only draw passive aggressive "my husband is a shitty person, fuck him" comics?

>>713282415
Cringe - I have a small vagina

>>713282307
This

>>713281261
Kek

>>713282529
Yeah it's hilarious
Imagine how full of herself she has to be not to realize it

>>713282075
>they are so ripe and juice
sounds like a 'finding the gamers in the party crowd' reference too

>>713281261
women can’t meme

>>713282529
The best part? She admitted it was all imaginary and projection because her husband is fucking amazing and basically does everything while she is the lazy cunt "twice a week yoga teacher"

>>713282682
The peach is a lie!

>>713282793
why do you know this?

>>713282839
I am the peach.

>>713282839
I assume because she stated it openly and anon was curious enough about what sort of vile person makes these comics to go read about the author behind them

>>713282802
>how to find the peachers in a crowd full of peachcels.

>>713280380 (OP)
These images give me so many Chris Watts vibes. The dude looks exactly like him.

>>713282839
He got irrationally mad at these comics and looked up the artist who said exactly what he described

>>713282809
>SMOOTH criminal
I laughed way too fucking hard. God help me

>>713282839
There's some pic with one of her blog posts that basically goes
>yes my husband is great
>and he's a lawyer and the breadwinner
>and he takes care of the kids and dinner three times a week despite this
>while I teach yoga
>BUT MARRIAGE IS A TEAM EFFORT

>class warfare
>gender warfare
>generational warfare

God damn is there anything people arent grabbing at each other's throats these days?

>>713283038
peach warfare

>>713283008
Wait, it was worse than I remembered, the SHEER entitlement this bitch is on.

>>713282957
we need an edit of him being assaulted by peaches and being forced into a self defense situation

>>713282809
calling it, this was a post by big water

>>713283038
fuck you BITCH!!!!

>>713283038
Porcelain dolls have remained uncontroversial for quite some time, though I suppose that's because I've yet to meet anyone glueing the hem of their dresses.

>>713280380 (OP)
Any super mario

>>713283038
i think everyone can agree pubes are superior, no need for war there

>>713283116
Goddamn this bitch is out of her mind

>>713282682
That's because Filipinos are gamers, as expected of the most powerful race

>>713281261
fucking lol.

>>713283116
Classic
>all my friends complain about their husbands but I can't so I'll make shit up!

>>713283116
Charlie Mae? Those her children?

>>713281768
Kek, entered the thread specifically for this image

>>713282793
>>713282839
To all two of you that might care: She did what Sundaye kids and many others have done where they make controversial relationship comics because they get a lot of engagement, OP trying to force this shows how much it mind viruses people to put their eyeballs on it share it and get the artist more exposure and usually money as well. The error here was she used her personal life as the frame work which got her way more traction than Sundaye kids "The right one wouldn't have to try" but unlike Sundaye kids who made millions on the hate simping she just got doxed and griefed.

Moral of the story OP loves sucks cocks so much he had to tell us all.

>>713283279
did you solve the Tabo problem yet?

>>713283116
>>713282793
this is why you need to be firm with women
can't let them walk all over you like this or they will
if they're not cooking and cleaning every day, they're not sleeping under my roof

>>713281530
I never saw this before but I knew it was dobson the nanosecond someone mentioned link's hair. It's as much as a calling card as sonic's arm color.

>>713283008
>>713283116
This is literally my wife
Bitches live in a parallel reality where if they have nothing to complain about they will legitimately invent scenarios that give then something to complain about

Its all about having the opportunity to make a villain for the movie about themselves playing in their own heads. If its not someone else, it will be you

>>713280380 (OP)
heh

>>713283752
This is the male fantasy

>>713282150
They hate you too faggot

>>713282809
Check the table on a hot day
It was a sunday
But a peach day

>>713283752
lost

>>713283793
SHAMONE

>>713280380 (OP)
who's worse, this cunt or the "new guy" bitch

>>713281768
Nice

>>713283116
this bitch better be sexy as hell

>>713283951
I always thought the josh luna guy was the most insufferable lolcow artist.

>>713280380 (OP)
guess who paid for the peaches.

>>713283752
fucking laughed my tits off

>>713281530
Why did Nester strike down his name only to rewrite it the same?

>>713284574
It’s BIGGER

>>713283116
Bitch, what the fuck do you do? Teach yoga three times a week and draw passive aggressive comics?
Motherfucker makes all the money, BUYS all the food, COOKS all the dinners. If he wants to eat a peach, you better shut the fuck up about it.

>>713282968
same, fucking hell

>>713282274
lmao

>>713282809
I love fake Kelly comics.

>>713283116
fuck I'm so glad me and my wife are mutually recovering burnouts. We've both been so owned by life that if something gets to shit like this we know we're being full of shit. Get you a wife who apologizes

>>713280380 (OP)
Someone post the Crash Bandicoot edit

>>713283752
men want one thing and its fucking disgusting

>>713283008
>>713283116
My mother is exactly like this.
My dad does everything in life. People like him, he worked long days, still found time to raise his own kids and even helped on local elementary schools. My mother was never able to hold down more than a part time job, all her time goes to her selfish artistic endeavors and no one ever listens to her, let alone respect.
I've seen my mother sabotage my father as far as i can remember out of utter jealousy.

He's right you know.

>>713283752
Almost choked myself to death on potato crisps holy shit

>>713284504
jej

>>713283752
I miss her.

>>713285360
This man does not know the hyperborean pleasures of craft beer

>>713285360
Is this the perfect rage comic?

>>713285360
I've found that anyone that says something in the vein of "we should stop pretending" is a little bitch

>>713282984
Me on the right (the peach).

>>713280380 (OP)
>how they imagine it
>>713285459
>how it actually goes

>>713285360
not salty = bad
not sweet = bad
sour = bad
bitter = bad
this is your brain on sugar

>>713285360
he's right but not through his self-insert. if you don't like something don't do it. don't pretend like someone's forcing you so you can act like a passive aggressive bitch about it.

>>713285490
VGH the beavty of the Midwestern rose

>>713285360
God this guy's such a faggot, I don't even really like beer and this comic annoys me.

>>713285596
I would imagine so, they are too pussified to do what they want and instead "pretend to fit in" instead of doing their will

you have 10 minutes to make an original edit or the peach gets it

>>713282839
because when this originally became a meme people were posting more of her comics and blog posts

>>713282075
KONNICHIWA, DUDE!

>>713283752
I can't fuck with you.
I'm choking.

>>713283751
Same.
Greetings from Kazakhstan

>>713285360
I hope this guy gets raped. Anus absolutely shattered by a cock the size of a nightstick. I hope his butthole is neger the same again.
I hope after many months of rehabilitation he goes on a first date and breaks down crying in the bathroom.

>>713280380 (OP)
>>713283116
I'm mad

>>713286296
average beer homo

>>713285360
>GOTTA DO MY PART
Nigger, who cares? Just don't drink, don't act like society is forcing you to do so at gunpoint

>>713282016
>involuntarily read it in her voice
it's over

>>713283752
MILLIONS OF PEACHES
PEACHES FOR FREE
MILLIONS OF PEACHES
PEACHES FOR ME
MILLIONS OF PEACHES
PEACHES FOR FREE
MILLIONS OF PEACHES
MILLIONS OF PEACHES

>>713283576
I'm inclined to believe this is true. There's also the issue of
>Woman makes man-leaves-toilet-seat-up joke or comic
>ENGAGEMENT BY BITTER MISANDRISTS AND ORBITERS ALIKE TELLING HER TO DUMP HIM, DIVORCE, YOU DESERVE BETTER QUEEN
Even when the woman herself says
>No really, he's great. This is just the kind of minor frustration that families go through I love him and he treats me well
they don't let up and start with the
>THE POOR DEAR DOESNT KNOW SHES A KWEEN THE MAN HAS BEAT HER DOWN HURRRRR

>>713285490
>completely mid 40+ white chicken
Why do they all fit this stereotype

>>713280380 (OP)
Men. We. Must. Be. Better.

>>713282274
No GEP gun?

>>713286678
read nigger read

>>713282078
>I just really wish my peaches would come back.

>>713286830
I didn't see it ok

>>713286890
>man my peaches, they were just a... blender of laughs

>>713283116
>teach yoga
jesus, all that bullshit AND she's cheating on him?

>>713283232
Landing strip or bust

>>713282078
>She was peaches as well, sir

>>713281261
Never fails to make me laugh

>>713286969
well now you do

>>713285490
UNGRATEFUL CUNT

AND I NEVER COME BACK TO THIS TOWN AGAIN

>>713285360
This is a very self centred viewpoint, taste buds are largely genetic and your tastes develop and change as you age which is why strong flavors that kids often find disgusting, black licorice, coffee, beer, dark chocolate, bitter, etc, become enjoyable when you're older and as you lose tastebuds with age sweet flavors become less enjoyable.

>>713287232
Wtf I swear I replied to >>713285978

>>713285596
same goes for "can we all just agree that..."

>>713281163
>not the loli on the left

>>713280380 (OP)
I don't get it.

>>713287410
that's nice, but i'm 36 and beer still tastes like pisswater.

>>713280380 (OP)
The man paid for the peach and it's his by right

>>713282078
he should never have been tried as a sane man
no one could endure that daily pelting of peach pits

As someone who always woke up hungry and opened the fridge to find that my dad had eaten all my snacks and breakfast items, that comic does make me seethe. I dreaded waking up and going to school hungry to a point I cried in frustration one morning. I wish my mother had told dad he's a nazi and needs to leave my food alone instead of telling me to man up

>>713285950
I think it's more of the smug superiority implied by the statement. Not only are they claiming to be objectively right, they're implying you already know they're right and you just don't want to admit it.

>>713287602
You haven't tried enough kinds of quality beer then. Cheap beer is pisswater, hell every that has barley has invented their own kind of beer there has to be some kinds you'd enjoy.
That or you just got shitty genetics, I bet you can't even smell ants.

>>713287860
>I bet you can't even smell ants.
What

>>713283232
>>713287005
Women should do whatever they think compliments their looks best. They shouldn't feel obligated to be completely waxed and shaved because all the pornstars in the videos their boyfriends watch are, or that they should be a sasquatch because some vegan lesbian on TikTok said it was empowering. They should just do what they want and think looks best for them. If that means being completely shaved or full bush with pit hair, so be it. I'm tired of seeing women try to play into these retarded archetypes of beauty that are only popularized by retards on the Internet.

>>713283576
>Sundaye kids
the what

>>713287860
not sure what the ants thing is about, but they definitely have a smell. and yeah, i haven't "tried enough kinds of beer" why would i when the ones i have tried all tasted like piss?
Like who thinks "this tastes like piss, i better shop around until i find a piss i like the taste of"

>>713287954
Being able to smell ants is genetic, some people cannot smell ants or ant trails. You can just have a shitty olfactory system from your genetics, some people literally have a worse sense of taste and smell at the genetic level.

>>713287860
>That or you just got shitty genetics, I bet you can't even smell ants.
do tell me what ants smell like anon
do you smell ants often

>>713287954
Some people have a gene that lets them strongly smell ant pheromones

>>713287958
you speak as if they can think for themselves

>>713288038
how do you know what piss tastes like?

>>713288038
>why would i when the ones i have tried all tasted like piss?
This is just how all things especially food are anon, if you buy cheap American chocolate it has hints of vomit, if you buy cheap gas station sushi you're gonna get food poisoning, if you drink low quality beer its gonna taste like piss. Some goods are a premium. You probably do the same thing with vidya without even thinking about it now.

>>713287958
Nah, pit hair is fucking gross. Im pretty liberal until I see a chick with arm pit hair, than I want a fueduel cotton based slave society where women dont make me want to puke.

>>713287410
I thought your taste preferences were affected by your bacterial fauna

>>713288176
I'm just too idealist for my own good, it seems.

>>713285360
I drink the color banquet
I play video games
I smile
I move on with life

thank you adolf

>>713288249
I wanna play a game about Dad vs the Peacher

What the fuck is a peach?

>>713288365
Then don't date a woman with pit hair retard.

>>713288213
i tried beer a couple times.

>>713280380 (OP)
Tradrgroids say your life is worthless if you don't submit to living with someone like this for the rest of your life btw.

>>713285360
Never really understood this comic. Like no shit beer tastes bad, it's poison. I'm not drinking it for the flavor.

>>713288612
The opposite of a Syrup

>>713288612
a toadstool or some shit idk

>>713283751
Why did you marry a bitch you hate?

>>713281261
To this day I still think "fruitpilled" every time I eat a random piece of fruit

>>713288350
The "hershey's chocolate is made with vomit" stuff is a reddit meme, it's the same acidic dairy compound that flavors buttermilk and Parmesan cheese.

>>713288612
A miserable little pile of fructose

>>713288737
Some poison tastes good though just because its poison doesn't mean it has to taste bad. I don't like beer but I think whiskey tastes good on its own and also is a extremely versatile complementary flavor you can mix with many things. Even beer can be a good flavor if you mix it say like in a Shandy.

>>713289070
yeah, the same acidic compound found in our vomit, too.
so whatever, puke tastes like shitty American chocolate not the other way around. happy?

unironically the best thread i've ever seen on this board

>>713289203
Go bitch at Italy about their vomit cheese.

Can someone post the one about the husband shitting for 8 hours?

>>713288852
Thats the thing my dude, they turn into bitches you hate after you marry them, not before.

>>713289164
I don't find beer or whiskey unpleasant, but you are fucking lying to yourself if you think
>mmm yummy whiskey I sure wish I could just enjoy this flavor without the alcohol
Like there's a difference between an alcoholic drink you enjoy, and an actual drink you enjoy for flavor

>>713280380 (OP)
I wonder what shes doing now? If she regrets her choices and if she learned not to be a massive cunt after her husband kicked her to the curb

>>713289334
Whiskey makes for good sauces for meats though

>>713289334
>you are fucking lying to yourself
Have you considered that other people have different experiences than you? Have you been tested for autism by chance?

>>713283008
But it is a team effort.
She does all the house chores and takes care of the kids while he provides for them as the breadwinner of the family.
When he makes dinner and takes care of the kids three times a week, it's just called being a husband, a dad and spending time with your family.
But I wouldn't expect any of you dweebs to know that.

>>713289414
nigger that's not a drink anymore when you cook it into food and evaporate the alcohol out
if I ate a cake I wouldn't say that I enjoyed the milk and eggs

>>713283752
God dammit Zimo

>>713280380 (OP)
It Takes Two, unironically

>>713287410
>>713287602
>>713287860
SSRIs inhibit bitterness receptors. Now you understand craft beer.

>>713289334
>>mmm yummy whiskey I sure wish I could just enjoy this flavor without the alcohol
Yes actually there are many whiskey and alcohol flavored foods where the alcohol content is cooked out of it. This is true with beer, whiskies, especially wines.

>>713289445
hope she sees this bro

>>713289334
you can gaslight yourself to like almost everything

>Captcha N0TAX

>>713289445
why does she complain about how she has to do her part because he's too busy doing his though

>>713289550
I don't care if she sees it, it's more the people here who have zero idea how a proper marriage works.

>>713289334
>I sure wish I could just enjoy this flavor without the alcohol
>this nigger doesn't know about fucking COOKING WINES
nigger have you never even eaten a beer brat or tried a barbecue sauce with whiskey flavor

>>713289445
>when you do my job its an example of how amazing wymyn are
>when I do your job its normal and expected and you are a bad husband if you weren't doing it to begin with

>>713289445
>She does all the house chores
Half
>takes care of the kids
4 days a week

>>713289657
Another anon already said that she just made it up for the cartoons. There's probably some truth to it because having kids and working and balancing all that can be stressful at times, but she said he's the bomb outside of the comics.

>>713289737
we are talking about alcoholic drinks not cooking ingredients you fat faggot.
>I don't like anchovies
>BUT CAESAR DRESSING HAS THEM
autism

heh

>>713289445
>She does all the house chores and takes care of the kids
She doesn't thats the hilarious part.

>>713289853
were talking about the taste and flavor your massive retard

>>713281261
I read that in Tomar's voice

>>713287853
>Not only are they claiming to be objectively right, they're implying you already know they're right and you just don't want to admit it.
Then by all means they should do that, it might come off as smug or as lording over others but if you are that convinced that you are right and still reduce yourself to act in a way contrary to it to please other people (not even that, no one will give a shit that you do or dont drink) is to be completly spineless

>>713285490
An eyebrow pencil, lady, please, for your sake.

>>713285490
Not that bad
I was expecting her to be way worse.

>>713288737
I do drink beer for the flavor and I'd drink non-alcoholic beer but since there's no alcohol in it it has fewer calories and tastes "Diet" ie shit

>>713289919
Ooh ooh post the guy who draws dumbass bugs and is mad his art isn't as popular as porn

>>713289772
You seeing it in the worst possible light on purpose.
It's a team effort. Every marriage is different and different things work for different couples.
And yes, sometimes you come home from work and you cook for your family too. It's not always fucking black and white, but you autists always have to go to the extremes and see everything in black and white.

It never occurred to you that maybe sometimes taking care of kids and doing all the house chores can be tiresome too and sometimes when you get home from work she says "I'm totally run down.. can you please cook tonight?"
Do you say "Hell no bitch!!! I was a work all day! YOU COOK FOR US!!! YOU'RE THE WOMAN! DO YOUR JOB!"
It's fucking insane. But then again, I know there's no point in arguing this stuff with people here.

>>713289737
what a retarded argument. do you like to eat plan pepper or nutmeg.
Do you admit to like alcohol free beer? because guess what cooking does

>>713283116
>all that money and fancy job...for this
Holy shit. And women wonder why men avoid marriage like the plague.

>>713289996
No, I was talking about alcoholic drinks, and YOU insisted on coming and talking about cooking wines. Do you drink cooking wines, you alchy fucking loser? sit under a bridge chugging it out of the bottle?

>>713289334
Nah i love me whiskey drinks. There are many drinks I don't like, so it's not just denial

>>713290121
>Do you admit to like alcohol free beer? because guess what cooking does
Yes absolutely whether its just beer or something you've cooked in beer and evaporated the alcohol out of.
Funny how not everyone likes the same things you do, isnt it?

>>713285360
>Beer would be a lot more yummy if there was high fructose corn syrup in it!

>>713285360
Wine>>>beer

>>713289657
Because she's a bitch. Anon's not saying she's good, he's saying what he does because he's good

>>713290235
what's not funny is when a pedantic faggot redditor comes and tries to smugly argue semantics of a post he didn't even make just to feel like he isn't an abject failure for a brief moment.

>>713290117
Read the thread, anon. He cooks all the dinners.

>>713289919
>The Joker fills the retardis with joker toxin

>>713290329
well stop doing that and maybe you wont feel so bad about yourself all the time

>>713290329
If we're being generous I think he was trying to suggest cooking the flavor of alcohols into food, which does work to add certain tastes from that alcohol to the food

>>713290389
>no u
sorry bitch,
NO U

>>713290117
>It never occurred to you that maybe sometimes taking care of kids and doing all the house chores can be tiresome too and sometimes when you get home from work she says "I'm totally run down.. can you please cook tonight?"
This isn't the scenario though. He cooks all of the meals, does all the groceries, takes care of the kids 3 days a week while she does her hobby.
Do not get it twisted, this woman lives in a fucking paradise and is so bored of her stability that she invents problems and issues so she can draw her husband being foolish or wrong in her retarded comics which she self inserts into.
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SHIT
The fact that she posts these and inserts her and her husbands likeness, all the while admitting these aren't real scenarios is fucking MADNESS. SHE HAS NO ISSUES, SHE HAS NO PROBLEMS, SHE IS LIVING A DREAM LIFE.

>>713290380
Is anon even defending her? I think he's just describing what a good husband does, which doesn't mean she's a good or kind wife