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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:14:49 PM No.713282385
Kojima
Kojima
md5: 2d68505843b20d83259ca760a6232350๐Ÿ”
Enjoying games is... le bad!!!
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:16:06 PM No.713282491
>>713282385 (OP)
>Only makes good games
>Still makes people seethe
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:21:55 PM No.713282910
>>713282491
MGS4 was peak ps3 brown and bloom slop that was more a movie than a game.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:23:32 PM No.713283019
>>713282910
incorrect
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:25:53 PM No.713283205
>>713282910
Wrong. Despite it being the weakest in the series it was still a good game.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:26:40 PM No.713283261
you have to earn your enjoinment
it means that game gets good after 10 hours. like it or not, loser
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:27:13 PM No.713283297
>>713282385 (OP)
i'm positive this guy is a pedophile
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:27:37 PM No.713283328
In hindsight Konami was clearly in the right
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:27:40 PM No.713283335
>>713282385 (OP)
I bet what happened is that every playtester summed up their experience by saying "I really like it, it feels very Metal Gear" and Kojima just really really wanted to distance DS from MGS so he changed things to be a little less like Metal Gear.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:28:30 PM No.713283393
>>713282910
>>713283205
MGS 1 > MGS 4 > MGS 2 > MGS GZ > MGS PW > MGS V > MGS 3
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:29:19 PM No.713283460
>>713282491
Wrong. He sold his soul and now all his games are soulless garbage.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:29:57 PM No.713283510
>>713282910
correct
9 hours of movie with 1 or 2 hours of "gameplay" sprinkled, like follow a retarded homosexual for 30 minutes (beloved AssCreed mission)
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:31:21 PM No.713283626
>>713283393
MGS2 >> MGS3 >>>>>>>>>>> MGS 1 >>>>>>> MGS Piss Water >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cancer >>>> MGS4 >> MGS Open World Slop >>>>> MGS Open World Demo Slop for $40
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:32:15 PM No.713283693
1722576349957909
1722576349957909
md5: 81e77b69ca36fd8dde1f3789a1b24e4e๐Ÿ”
ashamed of my words & deeds, lads..
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:33:29 PM No.713283781
>>713282491
>good game
>MGS1, MG, MGS4,MGS5,paid-MGS5-Demo;PostMan;PostMan2,Policeslop;BladeRunnerCopycat
Choose one
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:34:19 PM No.713283848
>>713282491
>good games
death stranding sucked shit
boring repetitive gameplay that rewards you for removing all the challenge from it, a plot that's just three hamfisted metaphors in a trenchcoat, and the most atrocious characters and dialogue in gaming
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:35:58 PM No.713283995
bf9
bf9
md5: b8cd4aa88dfe8798b768cc4a8cacb980๐Ÿ”
>>713283393
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:37:08 PM No.713284096
file
file
md5: 6638873be65f0d049281d66eb2d84f7d๐Ÿ”
>>713283781
>BladeRunnerCopycat
Just wait until you find out Blade Runner is a copy cat of something else
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:37:18 PM No.713284103
>>713283019
Elaborate
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:38:07 PM No.713284201
>>713282385 (OP)
That isn't what he said, and he was rightโ€”"pre-digested" games are boring.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:38:30 PM No.713284231
>>713284096
shitty book
properly made movie made by an actual movie director, not by the Kojima hack
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:39:27 PM No.713284336
>>713284201
is that why death stranding is also incredibly boring
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:39:57 PM No.713284374
st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8
st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8
md5: 4941180f12f940e847f8348256e997b0๐Ÿ”
>>713283781
>garbage is garbage. Lesser garbage, greater garbage, midling garbage. Makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definitions shilled. If im made to choose to play between one garbage and another, id rather not play at all.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:42:01 PM No.713284569
>>713284231
hold on a second, your argument was it being a copycat, we're not talking about quality here you retard
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:42:24 PM No.713284595
>>713284336
yes
you see Kojima is a genius

MGS4 - breaks established lore and characters, also makes you play as a senile old man
MGS5 - is so shitty and boring and badly designed that you feel le phantom pain
Post man - is boring as fuck, just like the job of a post man

NAILED IT ALL
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:43:37 PM No.713284701
>>713284569
words to screen can't be a copycat
screen to screen is a copycat
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:44:40 PM No.713284803
>>713284701
>words to screen can't be a copycat
>screen to screen is a copycat
LMAO!!
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:44:42 PM No.713284812
>>713284595
next up:

Kojima returns to Konami and makes Metal Gear Poop.
Where you play the poop guy who married Meryl in MGS4.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:45:32 PM No.713284874
>>713282385 (OP)
Kojima invented the concept of enjoying things
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:45:48 PM No.713284896
kojima freemason
kojima freemason
md5: 90a5c3949d2736a72e725d50b8f641d0๐Ÿ”
>>713283297
You could be on to something honestly.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:46:32 PM No.713284960
>>713284336
I thought it was really fun, personally.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:47:02 PM No.713285004
>>713283297
>i'm positive this guy is a pedophile
???? based off of what nigga? what is up with the pedophile hysteria amongst zoomers lmfao
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:49:27 PM No.713285198
>>713285004
They're such faggots lol
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:52:23 PM No.713285436
>>713284874
yeah, enjoy literally the same "mission" which is fully scripted and hand-holdy, not just once, but 2 times

Kojima-fans are completely insane
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:53:36 PM No.713285553
>>713285436
>Kojima-fans
You have some very interesting ideas about how the English language works.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:54:36 PM No.713285640
>>713284812
WOW, KOJIMA IS A GENIUS
You see the game is part action, part stealth, but you need to take a shit every 10 minutes.
there's a dedicated shit button
and you can get pills to make the shit more creamy, or more of a block

and then you have to defeat bosses by throwing your poop, it's a new mechanic, it's called poofarring.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:56:02 PM No.713285760
>>713285640
PRE-ORDERED
Kojima can do no wrong!!!
I hope he adds micro transactions and battle passes and skins for the poop
pay $2 for green poop
and pay $5 for solid poop
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:56:23 PM No.713285795
>>713285436
>hand-holdy
I can tell when you niggas never played an MGS let alone any Hideo Kojima game
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:57:47 PM No.713285917
>>713284201
The irony is that his writing has no subtlety whatsoever, he has characters monologue the hamfisted metaphors at you after the cutscene where he beat you over the head with them so it's hard to imagine a game more "pre-digested" than death stranding
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:00:19 PM No.713286129
>>713285795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHX4Wlj5-G4
cope
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:01:36 PM No.713286230
>>713286129
????
What does this prove? It's the fucking prelude lmfao
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:04:20 PM No.713286457
>>713286230
>it doesn't count
every single time

>Metal Gear Slop is totally realistic
>soldiers double tap literally every dead guy on the floor
>EXCEPT the 2 obviously not bloody not dead faggots
>IT'S REALISTIC, IT'S HOW MILITARY WERKS
>SAAR

inb4
>that fucking 1 hour (2 hours) does not count
kys
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:05:37 PM No.713286560
>>713286457
>Metal Gear Slop is totally realistic
No one says this.
>Metal Gear Slop is totally realistic
>soldiers double tap literally every dead guy on the floor
>EXCEPT the 2 obviously not bloody not dead faggots
>IT'S REALISTIC, IT'S HOW MILITARY WERKS
>SAAR
You mean you're telling me it's a video game? No way.
>that fucking 1 hour (2 hours) does not count
Just wait until you try reading a book.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:05:47 PM No.713286575
>>713285436
>enjoy literally the same "mission" which is fully scripted and hand-holdy, not just once, but 2 times
>>713285795
>I can tell when you niggas never played an MGS let alone any Hideo Kojima game
>>713286129
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHX4Wlj5-G4
>>713286230
>IT DOESN'T COUNT
are Kojima-suckers worse than Steamies?
I would say yes

that shit "game" wastes 2 hours of anyone's life with pure garbage and retards still go
>no, that's fine
2 fucking hours
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:06:50 PM No.713286675
>>713286560
>it's a video game!!!
weird that MGS2+3 didn't have such kind of slop inside of it.
And both of these also didn't waste 2 hours of your life with fully scripted bullshit
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:06:59 PM No.713286680
>>713286575
>IT DOESN'T COUNT
That's hand holdy to you? You can still lose during that one hour of playing the prelude lmfao
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:08:24 PM No.713286786
>>713286675
>weird that MGS2+3 didn't have such kind of slop inside of it.
Huh??? We had Cyborg Ninjas a huge fucking robots where people wear cybernetics. It was never trying to be realistic. Lmao
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:08:26 PM No.713286790
>>713286680
>that isn't hand-holdy
are you retarded?
it's worse than even the most retarded CoD mission
and it also does not make any sense

the only thing missing is a FOLLOW marker
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:08:32 PM No.713286796
Kojima gives you a white feather because he was paid to do so
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:09:52 PM No.713286891
>>713286790
>are you retarded?
No
>it's worse than even the most retarded CoD mission
You're exaggerating way too much here. It's a slow introduction to the world of MGS and to slowly bring in the player into the game. It's the best one hour of your life. The rest of the game is not like this lmfao.

CoD on the other hand, it's like that for the entire 2 hours of the single player campaign which is sad.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:17:54 PM No.713287509
Test
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:26:17 PM No.713288120
>>713286786
>sci fiction is the same as SOLDIERS ACTING FULLY RETARDED
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:27:19 PM No.713288206
>>713286891
>slow introduction
>slowly
>it's da best hour of my life
Kojimo-fan boys are more insane than Pcbros
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:27:29 PM No.713288216
>>713288120
>sci fiction is the same as SOLDIERS ACTING FULLY RETARDED
Not an argument
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:28:19 PM No.713288284
>>713288216
lol
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:28:30 PM No.713288294
>>713288206
If you can't sit still for one hour watching one of the greatest preludes in video game history I cannot imagine you reading a book.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:30:13 PM No.713288447
>>713288294
>watch a movie
>it's a "game"
Choose one

and afterwards wait for minutes until the chopper lands
and then wait more minutes until the chopper spawns
meanwhile you can collect flowers, like the special faggot you are
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:30:45 PM No.713288491
>>713288447
>Choose one
No. You can do both in video games faggot.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:32:50 PM No.713288671
>>713288491
>games
>watch a 5 hour shitty retarded movie
nope
Replies: >>713288802
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:34:26 PM No.713288802
>>713288671
lol
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:35:28 PM No.713288880
>>713288294
An hour is beyond excessive for an opening cutscene, just make a movie next time and spare us
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:36:31 PM No.713288978
>>713288880
>An hour is beyond excessive for an opening cutscene,
You're not just watching something you're also interacting, sneaking, and shooting things. It's almost like it's what a video game does.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:38:39 PM No.713289123
>>713288978
>you are interacting
FOLLOW
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:38:49 PM No.713289135
>>713284701
>words to screen can't be a copycat
>screen to screen is a copycat
This was settled in a lawsuit Hollywood lost decades ago.

>Writers Harlan Ellison and Ben Bova filed a lawsuit against Paramount Television, ex-Paramount exec Terry Keegan, and ABC-TV, alleging that Future Cop was plagiarized from their own pitch for a TV series, which was based on their 1970 short story "Brillo."[2] The lawsuit was settled in 1980, awarding Ellison and Bova $182,500 in compensatory damages and $154,500 in punitive damages.[3][4]
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:40:07 PM No.713289235
>>713289135
>TV series
vs
>TV series
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:40:51 PM No.713289297
>>713282385 (OP)
I will give him credit. He did invent a new way to fucking hate someone for being a fucking stupid dipshit cocksucker, that's for sure. Because I hate him for being a stupid dipshit cocksucker.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:41:49 PM No.713289357
>>713289297
>He did invent a new way to fucking hate someone for being a fucking stupid dipshit cocksucker, that's for sure. Because I hate him for being a stupid dipshit cocksucker.
Can someone translate
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:45:46 PM No.713289697
>>713289235
Lol illiterate.
The plagiarism suit wen like this.
>Brillo, the short story, is written
>The short story is shopped to Terry Keegan as a pitch for a TV show (it was literally just the short story, not a show)
>Keegan rejects it and then plagiarizes it
He plagiarized words, something you would know nothing about since you clearly don't read.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:46:24 PM No.713289758
>>713284096
a licensed adaption isn't a copycat
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:47:35 PM No.713289845
>>713289697
>but but but TV series
>words words words words
You are plagiarizing my words.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:49:43 PM No.713290023
>>713289758
You're paying a license to copycat.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:52:38 PM No.713290245
>>713290023
you can't copy cat a book, because a book is just retarded words. a movie director makes moving pictures out of that, which is completely different to a shitty faggot book
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:53:44 PM No.713290340
>>713290245
>you can't copy cat a book,
LMAO!!!!! You're cute anon!
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:55:53 PM No.713290518
>>713290340
Kojimie flips out

crazy uncle with a missing ear
>painter paints picture of a crazy guy with a missing ear

(you)
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I got copy catted!!!!
>I deserve monies for that painting, because I wrote 5 words
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:56:18 PM No.713290552
Geez, you guys act like he raped your childhood.
Replies: >>713290653
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:57:37 PM No.713290639
>>713290518
Whatever you fucking nerd. Shut the fuck up.
Replies: >>713290728
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:57:49 PM No.713290653
>>713290552
he wasted hours of stupid fucking installations with his shitty MGS4
I could have fucked a whore instead of waiting for that shit.
He deserves death.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:58:49 PM No.713290728
>>713290639
you used my words. I deserve $50000, faggot
Replies: >>713290901
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:59:12 PM No.713290761
MGS2>MGS3>MGS1>SURVIVE>MGS4
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:00:30 PM No.713290870
>>713283460
They all do this btw
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:00:48 PM No.713290901
>>713290728
You're annoying. Go touch grass.
Replies: >>713291028
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:01:18 PM No.713290943
>>713290761
SURVIVE >> MGS2 >> MGS3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MGS 1 >>>>>>>>>> cancer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> colon-cancer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> colon-cancer + normal cancer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chicken jockey >>>>>>> MGS4
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:02:19 PM No.713291028
>>713290901
that's my words. I deserve 100000000 doller