>>713282385 (OP)
I bet what happened is that every playtester summed up their experience by saying "I really like it, it feels very Metal Gear" and Kojima just really really wanted to distance DS from MGS so he changed things to be a little less like Metal Gear.
>>713282910
correct
9 hours of movie with 1 or 2 hours of "gameplay" sprinkled, like follow a retarded homosexual for 30 minutes (beloved AssCreed mission)
>>713283393
MGS2 >> MGS3 >>>>>>>>>>> MGS 1 >>>>>>> MGS Piss Water >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cancer >>>> MGS4 >> MGS Open World Slop >>>>> MGS Open World Demo Slop for $40
>>713282491 >good games
death stranding sucked shit
boring repetitive gameplay that rewards you for removing all the challenge from it, a plot that's just three hamfisted metaphors in a trenchcoat, and the most atrocious characters and dialogue in gaming
>>713283781 >garbage is garbage. Lesser garbage, greater garbage, midling garbage. Makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definitions shilled. If im made to choose to play between one garbage and another, id rather not play at all.
MGS4 - breaks established lore and characters, also makes you play as a senile old man
MGS5 - is so shitty and boring and badly designed that you feel le phantom pain
Post man - is boring as fuck, just like the job of a post man
>>713284812
WOW, KOJIMA IS A GENIUS
You see the game is part action, part stealth, but you need to take a shit every 10 minutes.
there's a dedicated shit button
and you can get pills to make the shit more creamy, or more of a block
and then you have to defeat bosses by throwing your poop, it's a new mechanic, it's called poofarring.
>>713285640
PRE-ORDERED
Kojima can do no wrong!!!
I hope he adds micro transactions and battle passes and skins for the poop
pay $2 for green poop
and pay $5 for solid poop
>>713284201
The irony is that his writing has no subtlety whatsoever, he has characters monologue the hamfisted metaphors at you after the cutscene where he beat you over the head with them so it's hard to imagine a game more "pre-digested" than death stranding
>Metal Gear Slop is totally realistic >soldiers double tap literally every dead guy on the floor >EXCEPT the 2 obviously not bloody not dead faggots >IT'S REALISTIC, IT'S HOW MILITARY WERKS >SAAR
inb4 >that fucking 1 hour (2 hours) does not count
kys
>>713286457 >Metal Gear Slop is totally realistic
No one says this. >Metal Gear Slop is totally realistic >soldiers double tap literally every dead guy on the floor >EXCEPT the 2 obviously not bloody not dead faggots >IT'S REALISTIC, IT'S HOW MILITARY WERKS >SAAR
You mean you're telling me it's a video game? No way. >that fucking 1 hour (2 hours) does not count
Just wait until you try reading a book.
>>713285436 >enjoy literally the same "mission" which is fully scripted and hand-holdy, not just once, but 2 times >>713285795 >I can tell when you niggas never played an MGS let alone any Hideo Kojima game >>713286129 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHX4Wlj5-G4 >>713286230 >IT DOESN'T COUNT
are Kojima-suckers worse than Steamies?
I would say yes
that shit "game" wastes 2 hours of anyone's life with pure garbage and retards still go >no, that's fine
2 fucking hours
>>713286560 >it's a video game!!!
weird that MGS2+3 didn't have such kind of slop inside of it.
And both of these also didn't waste 2 hours of your life with fully scripted bullshit
>>713286675 >weird that MGS2+3 didn't have such kind of slop inside of it.
Huh??? We had Cyborg Ninjas a huge fucking robots where people wear cybernetics. It was never trying to be realistic. Lmao
>>713286790 >are you retarded?
No >it's worse than even the most retarded CoD mission
You're exaggerating way too much here. It's a slow introduction to the world of MGS and to slowly bring in the player into the game. It's the best one hour of your life. The rest of the game is not like this lmfao.
CoD on the other hand, it's like that for the entire 2 hours of the single player campaign which is sad.
>>713288294 >watch a movie >it's a "game"
Choose one
and afterwards wait for minutes until the chopper lands
and then wait more minutes until the chopper spawns
meanwhile you can collect flowers, like the special faggot you are
>>713288880 >An hour is beyond excessive for an opening cutscene,
You're not just watching something you're also interacting, sneaking, and shooting things. It's almost like it's what a video game does.
>>713284701 >words to screen can't be a copycat >screen to screen is a copycat
This was settled in a lawsuit Hollywood lost decades ago.
>Writers Harlan Ellison and Ben Bova filed a lawsuit against Paramount Television, ex-Paramount exec Terry Keegan, and ABC-TV, alleging that Future Cop was plagiarized from their own pitch for a TV series, which was based on their 1970 short story "Brillo."[2] The lawsuit was settled in 1980, awarding Ellison and Bova $182,500 in compensatory damages and $154,500 in punitive damages.[3][4]
>>713282385 (OP)
I will give him credit. He did invent a new way to fucking hate someone for being a fucking stupid dipshit cocksucker, that's for sure. Because I hate him for being a stupid dipshit cocksucker.
>>713289297 >He did invent a new way to fucking hate someone for being a fucking stupid dipshit cocksucker, that's for sure. Because I hate him for being a stupid dipshit cocksucker.
Can someone translate
>>713289235
Lol illiterate.
The plagiarism suit wen like this. >Brillo, the short story, is written >The short story is shopped to Terry Keegan as a pitch for a TV show (it was literally just the short story, not a show) >Keegan rejects it and then plagiarizes it
He plagiarized words, something you would know nothing about since you clearly don't read.
>>713290023
you can't copy cat a book, because a book is just retarded words. a movie director makes moving pictures out of that, which is completely different to a shitty faggot book
>>713290552
he wasted hours of stupid fucking installations with his shitty MGS4
I could have fucked a whore instead of waiting for that shit.
He deserves death.
