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>>713286459 (OP)
me on the toilet trying to get that last turd out

>>713286459 (OP)
They ruined him. They took a masculine, cool character and made him into a preschool mascot.

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>>713286543
GOOD
Hope you enjoy your manchild games, retard.

>>713286459 (OP)
This nigga should be jamming on this boombox not singing.

>>713287025
I am 100% fine with this new design and am not going to pretend I'm not

>>713287025
He looks like he babysits kids.
Oh wait.

>>713287025
The definition of forced soul

>>713286543
>why did nintendo turn DK into some kiddie mascot

yeah what a real mystery

>>713286543
>>713287843
>>713288305
He's a donkey.

>>713288436
he's a kong

>>713288034
Same. I never cared for old DK that much anyway

>>713286543
>plying nintendo games are masculine

>>713286543
If you go in a preschool and say donkey kong used to be masculine they would call you a pussy and beat you up, nerd.

>>713289061
>nerd calling nerds nerds

having strong opinions about Donkey Kong seems to be the losing strategy. There's no line where you avoid looking foolish.

>manchildren surprised that their manchildren company aims for actual children

>>713286459 (OP)
Imagine raping him
That would be funny as fuck lol

>crying about DK's appearance every fucking time someone brings him up
you faggots are literally on blue arms sonic tier of autism. who fucking cares

>>713286459 (OP)
I liked this one much more than the old one, Rare DK looked too fucking rigid

>>713289665
made for big k rool reptile cock

>>713287025

The tongue out pisses me off so much. It's fucking retarded. Gonna miss Rare DK

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>>713286459 (OP)
Great they made him more racist now

>>713288034
literally i don't understand what's wrong with it at all

>>713290910
i'm convinced it's snoys and steamdicks seething over the fact that the switch 2 didn't bomb like they expected it to. i've yet to see a single person who is actually buying the game complain about this

>>713290910
It's a case of people getting used to an old design really. They're both good but going for different things, and people have gotten REALLY used to the Rare design after so many decades. There's nothing wrong with the current design in a vacuum, but people can get really finicky about change.

>>713286459 (OP)
nice discussion there pajeet marketer
I wish I could murder each and every one of you corpo shills

>>713288034
I don't like the feather hair, I think there's better ways to texture it

>>713287025
I can tolerate it up until the pouty face and the tongue, but its still shit

>>713291003
people are so fucking angry about this and for what

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>>713294390
why does she have freckles?
It's not the same Pauline from Odyssey?

>>713294586
since they disappear when she wears the diva dress and she also gains adult Pauline's eye shadow, it seems that adult Pauline is hiding her freckles under makeup

>>713294586
Makeup, freckles that only come out if she's out in the sun for too long, and it's common for people just lose freckles as they get older. Take your pick really.

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>>713294861
Nice.
I'm probably gonna buy it when the Switch 3 comes out.

The switch 2 is just a full priced beta for their next console,
just like the WiiU was a full priced beta for the Switch.