Thread 713289442

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeee Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Donkey kong, He is the leader of the bunch.

what was nintendo thinking giving a literal child big lips?

>>713289698
She's 13 but as tall as a 5 year old. It looks dumb.

decay
donkey kong

>>713289751
she is standing next to a FUCKING gorilla

>>713289751
Gee, I wonder why?

>>713289857
fucking you say

>>713289751
Mario is like 30 and he is the same size.

>>713289442 (OP)
Amazing grip for a child

>>713289876
Oh no no no no no no no, peach-hime our response?

>>713289751
DK is like 6ft tall when hunched over on his knuckles. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>713289876
>peach game flops
>whelp, time for plan B

>>713290276
peach and mario are cute as friends desu. i like that they hang out

>>713289876
Why is Pauline written in quotations like it isn't true? That's a younger version of her and not a child of mario.

>>713289442 (OP)
>Oh yeah baby that's the grip daddy loves...

>>713290804
Because we do not know if she is named Pauline, or Pauline Jr., or "(First Name) Pauline" ala "Mario Mario and Luigi Mario".

>>713289876
A new schizo is born every day courtesy of /v/

>>713289442 (OP)
more like
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuun Naaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>713291456
except:
- we know nintendo always use "junior" for junior characters, like bowser junior
- we know Nintendo always go for first names, no games has ever called Luigi "mr Mario", and they don't even use "Toadstool "anymore for Peach.
It's amazing how canonfags always cry about patterns then immediately refuse the obvious ones when it allows them to whine and cry like fragile bitches for days and days

>>713291605
How am I a schizo by predicting the most plausible thing to happen after Mario and Pauline get back together, while having enough evidence to support it?

>>713291456
Hard coping.
Jr. isn't a woman thing.

>>713289442 (OP)
Does her pussy have freckles?

>>713291812
Donkey Kong's grandson is named Donkey Kong.
It's possible that Nintendo is hiding the "Jr." part for when people go to play the game, and probably at the very end, Pauline is revealed to be "Pauline Jr.".

>>713291867
All over, even on her tummy

>>713289442 (OP)
no freckles on tushy no deal

>>713291818
Never change

DK - UNGH - DONKEY
DICK
HIS PEDOPHILE PENIS
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
IF HE FUCK YO ASS
IT GONNA
HURT

i want sex

>>713293007
kys my niqqa

>>713293007
I knew Miyamoto still had it in him

Can someone explain why they cant speak in nintendo games? They just say bfbfnfnfnfn dk fbfnkrrnkrrnkf mario fbfbfbfbbf

>>713293329
who is fucking mario again?

>>713293329
I don't know.
I really expected Scott Burns to voice Bowser in this scene.

>>713293590
incredible what humans are capable of doing when they love their job

>>713293329
Because it's fun. It's an artistic choice. And it prevents your main characters saying something cringe like "well excuuuuse me, princess!" Your heroes will never be criticized for having a bad line of dialogue.

Now in my personal opinion, Voicefags are just as bad as Lyricfags when discussing music. What's wrong with your brain, that you can't enjoy a nice musical number without lyrics. Do you always need to be told what to feel with words?
Or with games, can you not understand what's happening without the characters speaking words?

>>713293329
Saves shitloads of money on time for dubbing, makes global same day releases easy.

it's not wrong if it's a fictional character from a video game. don't you EVER let society or tranny jannies tell you otherwise.

ok but why the sexy child feet THO?

>>713293329
because there are literally no good voice actors

>>713293857
she doesn't want to leave shoeprints on DK. Plus his fur is really soft and silky.

>>713293329
Sakurai had the Uprising dub actors fired because he was jealous of how good they were compared to JP
So now Nintendo tries to avoid "unnecessary" voiceover as a result

Will she actually sing in this game or will it just be fbbfbfbfbfbfbbffb dkaaayyyyy

So its confirmed
Pauline!Mario
Peach!Bowser
Daisy!Luigi

>>713294667
Daisy!Wario

Daisy!Me

>>713294810
luigi-bros, our response?

>>713294460
She sings actual lyrics in cutscenes.
During gameplay she just vocalizes when you press the sing button.
Her singing actually has supernatural powers, and she can turn Bing-Bing Wahoo-esque phrases into solid rock that she shoots out of her face.

Last time I checked, Pauline from Super Mario Odyssey didn't have supernatural powers.
But Mario does.

>>713291035
why do her freckles disappear and re-appear?

>>713293857
Why did you emphasize "tho" like that? Nobody would say it like that.

>>713294667
Me!KylieKoopa

>>713294287
Cradle reference?

>>713294923
shitty webm compression

>>713294667
Daisy's Mansion when?

>>713294810
Syrup!Wario

>>713289442 (OP)
Cunnybros are eating good.

Is Waluigi just a womanizer? Why is he like this?

Daisy is becoming the undisputed sex symbol of Nintendo thanks to Mario Kart World. It can no longer be denied, let alone stopped.

>>713295178
I wouldn't be opposed to Luigi's Mansion 4 basically being Resident Evil Zero done right.

Pauline is a nepo baby

>nintendo's hardware gets more powerful
>( ) make characters realistic
>(x) make characters sexier
The west could never

>>713295662
Pauline was Mario's first love interest.
It's time for Mario to come back home.

>>713295629
Surprisingly little art of such a crossover.

>>713295771
(I)

>>713296047
good one, i'll turn my time machine on to fix it, good bye timeline

>>713295547
>Rosalina: femcel who cant get any dick that copes by running a daycare for the cosmic equivalent of puppies
>Pauline: A wild night of hot, sweaty sex resulted in an unplanned pregnancy but even as a single mother I have a great career
>Daisy: sex IS my career and I still have a simp to pamper me
>Peach: what's a "sex"?

how did pauline get transformed into a purple rock

>>713295178
Hotel Daisy

K. Rool chads we're going home

>>713295178
why are they making daisy hotter than peach now? i thought i was into blondes

>>713296835
>Now

>>713290276
She has Bowser

why does pauline have double bed hair?

>>713296523
VoidCo went to New Donk City and took Pauline Jr. from Mario and Pauline.
Mario tried to grab Pauline Jr. away from the VoidCo kongs but tore off part of her shirt and pulled off her shoes, and that's why her shirt is torn and her shoes are missing.
Then VoidCo sealed Pauline Jr. into a purple rock, and then she jumped off the side of the meteor and landed in the spot where DK finds her later.

>>713297173
>pauline jr
Can't wait for the rest of the cast to get their own Juniors within the next 5 decades

>>713289442 (OP)
>Nintendtrannies when Nintendo makes a game where a character is a kid

>>713297326
what attracts you here?

why are normal posts being deleted?

>>713293007
miyamoto having a miyamoto shirt is fantastic

>>713289571
its still funny all these years later
>RAPHAEL! The Leader!

>>713293590
Adorable.

>>713291829
it's not normally but it sometimes happens. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winifred_Sackville_Stoner_Jr.

>>713291456
>we do not know if she is named Pauline
we do, they literally state it
just give it up man

>>713302384
Listen! She might sing like Pauline! She might sound like Pauline! She might literally be Pauline! But that doesn't mean it is Pauline!

>>713289442 (OP)
wheres k rool????

>>713294171
>Sakurai had the Uprising dub actors fired
highly questionable interpretation of events

So... Pauline is 13... But in Mario Odyseey she's a whole woman... So if this is prequel... Why is Donkey Kong... not aging...?

>>713289442 (OP)
This shit is honestly so stupid and I feel like is gonna ruin the game.
>Game is about DK running around making goofy faces as he collects bananas
>WAIT NO ACTUALLY IT IS AN EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCE ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL WHO WANTS TO SING!!! (she grows up to be mayor and also in a band)
>Already showing off the embarrassing cutscenes of a poorly voice acted Pauline talking about her special powers and her dreams and shit
Good fucking Lord.

>>713289442 (OP)
The freckles make her look genuinely ugly to the point that I don't even think I want to buy the game and I have a Switch 2.

>>713302690
I beat DKC3 yesterday,
and K Rool says he had a wife.

I demand fanart even at this point.

>>713302803
banandium supplements

>>713302690
In the planet’s core

>>713302803
Are you ready for Mario daughter spinoffs?

>>713293007
Mario is getting old, Pauline Jr. should take his place as the face of Nintendo going forward.

>>713289442 (OP)
Doooooooooooooooooo Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie

>>713297173
>Pauline gets sent back in time to found New Donk City
ABSOLUTE CINEMA

>>713302690
dead and buried hopefully

>>713302837
Well actually Pauline Jr. wants to return to her parents, Mario and Pauline, because Mario and Pauline got together after Peach friendzoned him on the moon.

>>713303320
No it would not be absolute cinema.
Absolute cinema would be the big reveal that Mario and Pauline are back together, and Mario gives his hat to Pauline Jr. who then says Wahoo!

>>713303321
faggot

>>713302884
nigga you gay

>>713303953
you're the ones sucking off a fat green croc

>>713302025
Her first of many Ground Pound

I believe King K. Rool will be the final boss.
I also think it would be Kino if Pauline Jr. is the one to defeat him by swinging him by his tail.

>>713294923
Those are huge blackheads sitting on a bed of puss, as she flexes her face they sink in and pop out slightly.

>>713302884
wtf is your problet bor.....

>>713304181
There's not enough soul left in Nintendo for such a kino ending, and I think if K. Rool was in, there'd be Kremling enemies.

>>713303825
That’s exactly what Disney does having women replace traditionary male heroes like Thor and Luke Skywalker.

>>713304903
I'm happy with it being in Super Mario if Shigeru Miyamoto and Yoshiaki Koizumi want it.

>>713304896
the golden skeletons inside the enemies are kremling skeletons

>>713302884
the real issue is it looks like she's wearing a ton of eyeliner/mascara, and it looks like she's had botox injected into her lips.

>>713302690
being a schizo in the cellar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eggzBAzCZg

>>713294914
>UUOOH!
>PLAP!
>PLAP!
>GET!
>PREG!
>NANT!

>>713289442 (OP)
Nintendo must of really liked the idea of Harmony. It would explain why both that and Bananza are so similar.

>>713293329
>bfbfnfnfnfn dk fbfnkrrnkrrnkf mario fbfbfbfbbf
that's what Italians sound like

>>713293329
pretty sure they just speak italian in paper mario

>>713293590
Wow.

>>713289442 (OP)
Now I remember why she feels off. She's one set of braces away from looking like a shadman design

I didn't ask to be a lolicon

>>713289442 (OP)
everything about the game looks awful except for this character. too bad it's wasted in this game

>>713308501
Just focus on her lips instead of her teeth.

>>713308813
jesus why is she looking at us like that, nintendo got some really high lvl lolicon artist on their team

>>713306727
>UUOOH!
banana
>the rest
fortnite funnies

>>713308925
she's a 13 year old hag, retard

>>713293590
the cutest one

I cant wait to play as DK and Hulk out on the entire world

>>713309071
if disney didn't go all woke we would be getting these every other year, tragic

>>713308925
Honestly, just going through >>713293590, frame by frame, is pretty fun.

>>713308813
Her lips are the worst part of her design. Her jeans are a close second. I enjoyed how the leaked artwork didn't seem to show these big lips.

>>713289751
I'm convinced she was originally like 8 but they found that too hard to write for

>>713309312
someone will mod that, surely

>Mario and Pauline's kid is a midget
So what will Bowser and Peach's kid will look like?

>>713294914
I really really like how little brother mode this time uses the mouse, it's going to be great for getting younger gamers into using mice and make designing for mouse when it fits instead of forcing things onto controller more common

>>713309071
Remember, good girls swallow.

>>713309245
kissu

>>713289442 (OP)
Dic!

>>713297875
its a nintendo game retard not blue archive

>>713294914
Imagine being murdered by explosives BINGs and WAHOOs

>>713289442 (OP)
In Spain is called "Deh Kah" and is stupid as fuck

god i love children so much its unreal

>>713294923
Anon is shit at making webms and the compression is extremely bad

>>713310638
not really

>>713289751
Blind fag.

>>713289876
I’ll keep saying it. You faggots are overthinking it. Pauline is just a single parent like Bowser.