Thread 713291643

Shalom /v/, are you ready for the upcoming hitman co-op mode? Notice anything? By the way, i didn't edit this in any way

>>713291643 (OP)
No fucking way.

>In 2012, Anita Sarkeesian cried about Hitman: Absolution letting you kill hookers
>In 2025, /v/ cries about Hitman: World of Assassination having a black man partnering with a white woman
Two sides of the same coin

forced coomer memes in a nutshell:
>claim thing that has existed for a century+ to mean a new, very specific thing
>this lets them assert their fetish where it does not belong and was never intended
Coomer memes are glimpse into the porn addict psyche, how they think of porn at random turns due to the endless ways they've been conditioned to associate harmless things with genres porn

>>713292401
your "if you kill your enemies they win" moral universalist bullshit won't work here.

>We need to blend in
>Quick get the woman with a face tat
lol

>>713292636
Yes, anon, they're your enemies. And I'm your enemy too because I don't participate in your tard war.

>>713292401
And you will cry when we flay you alive

>>713292401
Nigga. You think she is white? You might need your own skin color checked if you think that is light skinned

they already had these guys in the co-op sniper maps for hitman 2

>>713292738
if you take no side you take the side of the status quo, which is nons and faggotry everywhere.

>>713292698
Uuuuh, anon?

>>713292826
>If you're not with me, you're AGAINST ME
Yes, yes, I know you want everyone to be a part of your mentally ill tard war. You don't need to keep repeating it.

>>713291643 (OP)
>Be black assasin/spy/agent
>Can work only in murrica western europe and africa, otherwise everybody will stare at you and ask to take a photo.

>>713292918
so what you're telling me indirectly is that you're a consoomer bugman with no ability to recognize patterns, that loves faggots and nons, is that about right?

>>713292401
one has had an undeniable influence on game development and the other is just annoying online.

>>713293052
>SO WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME IS THAT... YOU'RE ON THEIR SIDE!!!
No, anon, that's not what I'm telling you. I'm telling you that you're a retard fighting a tard war and getting angry at people that don't join it, and you're proving me right.

a male/female pair could be interesting when it comes to disguises since they wouldn't both be able to wear the same ones, unless they're gay and lazy about it and just make all disguises unisex or something

>>713293164
okay, so do you not see an issue with what i am complaining about? you just want to play vidya and not care about it all, is this more accurate?

>>713293078
Maybe you fags should make your own games, then. That was the advice given to the annoying SJWs in 2012 and they took it. Why can't you?

>>713293256
Yes, that is more accurate. I'm not gonna play any more Nu-Hitman anyways, that game already has more than enough content. I will be playing 007, though.

>>713293356
fantastic, it's a lovely idea. However, the problem is that they refuse to leave you alone. They will keep pushing their ideology, so the question is, what will be enough for you? will you ever care? will it be when every character is unironically called xir/xa'am, there are exactly 3 white characters in the whole game, 2 of which are gay and 1 is transgender, the rest are africans, to go through character selection you need to pick body type 1 or 2, you get mandatory homophilic scenes and have pledge allegiance to israel to open the game, while being taxed for every 3 minutes of play time. is that when you'll have enough?

>>713293256
>you just want to play vidya and not care
that was the consensus around here before you leeches invaded, yes

>>713293265
sure, give us the same amount of government and megacorporation funding and we'll do just that

>>713292401
No one is complaining about the white woman/black man pair-up, the complaints are about the fact that she literally has a queen of spades tattoo on her fucking face. If you're a newfag it literally means she exclusively fucks black men.

>>713293559
do you think older video games are better than newer ones, in general?

>>713293552
>However, the problem is that they refuse to leave you alone.
They're leaving me alone just fine, mate They're making their games and I'm choosing whether I engage with them or not. For example, I enjoyed Nu-Hitman and I didn't play Concord or Veilguard.
>will it be when every character is unironically called xir/xa'am, there are exactly 3 white characters in the whole game, 2 of which are gay and 1 is transgender, the rest are africans, to go through character selection you need to pick body type 1 or 2, you get mandatory homophilic scenes and have pledge allegiance to israel to open the game, while being taxed for every 3 minutes of play time. is that when you'll have enough?
This will never happen, so I'm not worried. Token characters in media have existed for longer than I have lived. You just got mindbroken by them.

>>713293704
Not him, but it's complicated. Budgets are too bloated nowadays, game development is stupid right now. There's a case of overscope and overfeatures. There's less variety than ever in the AAA space due to corporate greed.

Indie games, on the other hand, have never been better, and incidentally, they have also never been more woke than they are now.

>>713293704
I thought so long before your cultural pissing contest began, yes.

>>713293740
i agree, i initially enjoyed nu-hitman too. Until they got the call, that is. Is it really such a wonder that the game that had a lot less propaganda than they are starting to push now, and instead focused on the actual game, was better and more enjoyable?
>This will never happen, so I'm not worried
trannies were seen as a major joke to be played for laughs not more than 20 years ago, hell, 10 years ago even

>>713293903
cool, and why is that? who started it? what politics were being injected when new games that are worse started appearing? was it nazis making moon man doom mods by any chance?

but who will /v/ play as?
https://strawpoll.com/jVyG298oQZ7

>>713292798
>She's not white
>>713293642
>She's actually signaling that she fucks black men
You faggots don't even know what you're triggered over lol

>>713294030
Not my concern, I'm too busy playing video games.

>>713294030
You should learn to read. That guy is very clearly saying that he was already sick of late 2000s AAA slop, which was the era of the white guy with the buzzcut.

>>713294031
nice one baka

>>713294113
i'm sure you have an endless folder of homosexual reply gifs or images, but, you didn't really answer my question. When will it be your concern? because things are obviously heading in the direction i pointed out, even if you cope and claim that it'll never happen.

>>713294034
I am triggered about race-mixing being pushed by "globalists" to destroy the only race (besides maybe Asians) that is worth saving

does that make it clear?

>>713293948
>Is it really such a wonder that the game that had a lot less propaganda than they are starting to push now, and instead focused on the actual game
This shit doesn't fool me, man. The games don't get worse because developers "focus less on gameplay". You're projecting. YOU focus less on gameplay. You get triggered over culture war bullshit and that's all you can think about, so you enjoy the game less as a result. Not my problem.
>trannies were seen as a major joke to be played for laughs not more than 20 years ago, hell, 10 years ago even
Sure. That's true. Even now they are very clearly a minority, though. Gays were hated 2 decades ago and a decade ago they were already allowed to marry. They are still a minority.

>>713294289
excuse me for noticing patterns instead of just consooming product

>>713294271
I'm not under any obligation to answer your questions, I'm here to talk about video games.

>>713294204
1 vote for nigger before it died so i'll count that as /v/ being 100% nigger

>>713294398
>Enters culture war thread
>OY VEY WHY ARE THEY DISCUSSING CULTURE WAR

>>713292759
Why don't you flay another chicken wing you fat fuck

>>713294372
>excuse me for not being able to enjoy games if they trigger my increasingly schizophrenic and extremist ideals
You're excused. It's simply not my problem.

>>713294478
>Implying you're not gonna shit up every Nu-Hitman thread with this garbage now, no matter what the OP is about

>>713294465
that was me, the ambassador of /v/ who speaks for the entire board

>>713294478
I entered a hitman thread actually

>>713291643 (OP)
why not just two different bald clones that escaped from ortheimer or whatever the fuck his name was lab?

>>713294527
but it is your problem. Because the other side won't leave you alone.
>>Implying you're not gonna shit up every Nu-Hitman thread with this garbage now, no matter what the OP is about
i'm not. That's why i made my own thread

>>713294976
Because it's a boring design, 47 barely holds the franchise.

>>713294976
if they had any brains at all they'd just make a rudimentary create-a-character

>>713295390
so a nigger and piercing wearing, danger hair dyke looking bitch with a spades tat on her face is better?

>>713291643 (OP)
niggers!

>>713295524
A million times better.

Uh, the QoS tattoo specifically has a Q in the Spade, dude.

I. Have anti woke fatigue

>>713295872
based

>>713291643 (OP)
These two characters were part of the sniper mode years ago. They're not new, which is something you'd know if you actually cared about Hitman instead of being a /pol/ shitposter, you tranny freak

>>713295825
there's this funny thing called subtlety that allows for plausible deniability
also known as a dog whistle

>>713295972
based

>>713292401
>2019 Anita's rich well connected bf dumps her and she's never heard from again

>>713295972
doesn't make the chick's design any less worse

>>713296043
>d-d-d-dog whistle
Two sides of the same coin

>>713292829
Hair, Hats, etc. Basic disguises hide that. Good luck with your face tat tho

>>713294976
>why not make Agent 47 less special by introducing another two perfect clones
Did you somehow miss the dozens of clones 47 killed in the first game? Or how Agent 17 was the odd one out, and he's been dead for 20 years?

>>713294034
Right now republicans are using big government and ICE to get rid of people like her. She isn't white. She is a woman and they like men.

>>713293642
She isn't white you mongoloid

>>713296192
>Hitman
>Hair
lmao
There are nearly no disguises in the game with hair and the vast majority of disguises still show the bar code
Get out, secondary /pol/tard. Go shit up someone else's games for the sake of your culture war slop.

>>713296260
they could still easily expand upon that

>>713296150
>i-i-i-irrelevant
come back when you have a point to make

>>713296301
Ouch, you get mad for being wrong. At least play the games before replying in threads.

>>713296404
Except I was right. Nearly no disguises in the game have hair and the majority of disguises in the game still show a bar code. You'd know that if you actually played the game.
Out, secondary.

>>713296378
>I'd rather they bastardize the old lore than put nonwhites in the game

>>713291643 (OP)
Jesus Christ it's real.

>>713296043
Dog whistles are only heard by dogs

>>713296301
Don't forget all the awful wigs the 47 wears, as if him being bad at disguising isn't part of the charm of the game.

>>713296556
ikr? been pie in the sky suggesting co-op hitman for i dont know how many years

>>713296294
She would pass as white in Muttmerica

Man you faggots are mentally ill
>Dude it refers to the fatish and not army shit

BBC mode unlocked

>>713296301
The only disguise I can think of in the WoA games that has a wig is the doctor in Hokkaido, and 47 steals it. It doesn't matter at all anyways when 47 puts on a turban and blends in perfectly in India.

Why are people acting like these 2 characters are new? they already introduced them the last time they tried co-op. pic related is over 7 years ago.

>>713292698
>We need to infiltrate this meeting of Russian Oligarchs.
>Quick hire a black guy!

>>713297160
yes but nobody cared about sniper assassin
personally i would like a sniper variant of all the maps we already have

>>713297413
i'm sure there are mods for that.

>>713294843
no you entered a culture war thread ABOUT hitman and the OP text made that clear.
you also haven't discussed video games at all.
you just participated in the culture war thread you claimed not to care about or like.

>>713296769
We wanted to play as 47, not the DEI 2-for-1 discount.

>>713297408
Hey tourist, go complain about games you actually play.

>>713297823
two 47s? dont be silly ghost mode was shit
maybe 47+victoria or 47+lucasgrey

>>713291643 (OP)
>scandinavian dev
>thinly veiled race mixing propaganda
Sasuga...

>>713297408
Retard tourist part two

>>713297408
Part 3

>>713298001
>overtly racist indian stereotypes
>piss poor japanese impressions
>anti-trump rant disguised as NPC banter
they're a weird lot but i like their games

>>713297515
Freelancer Variants can add like 2 maps last I saw, the port and the train, but you had replace other maps to use them. The mod makes you pick and choose when making a file on a website where you pick times of day and what map variations you want or don't want.

IMO Freelancer Variation is a must have for the mode.

>>713297941
>a famous movie director
>>713298084
>an internationalist exclusive medical clinic catered to the rich and famous
>>713298171
>A cartel slum where they no doubt would have dealings with americans, either as tourists or business partners

yep, totally unreasonable

>>713298363
Don't make me boot up the game and take screenshots with him disguised as janitors in those levels.
Your shit is all retarded and you talk like a fag.

>>713297947
Its perfectly reasonable to introduce agent 46 or 48, anon.
the number originally referred to the iteration of clone he was.
thats where he got the barcode from.

>>713298604
You already had your three strikes. Get out & go be an annoying fag on some else's time.

>>713298736
>i declare myself a winner therefore you lost
lmao fuck off

>>713291643 (OP)
hitman co-op sounds fun but also totally busted.

>>713298604
>random american guarding colombian cartel leader
>random american working in a top secret medical facility for the top of the top 1%
>random american working for the biggest movie producer in mumbai
doesn't stretch credibility as much as
>russian oligarchs have a random black guy there

>>713298662
ok so stone and knight are 46 and 48
whats the issue?

>>713298736
he has a point.
the games were made to have 47 be kind of silly, and you are barking up the wrong tree with this.
half the fun was how he would disguise himself as anyone and people would go along with it.

that said it was his thing. I don't see it working with the DEI special.

>>713298907
>ah yes these random clones of the bald white man who's entire clonebase was bald white men are black and a lesbian with a bad dye job
shut the fuck up, nigger who hasn't played the games.

>>713298967
the only reason you don't see it working is because you're already pre-disposed to cry about black people and specific kinds of women, and you are working backwards to rationalize and justify your crying

>>713299069
>REEEEE UR JUST RACIST
thanks for coming by, kid.
fuck on off now.

>>713299123
racist AND sexist, thank you very much. sorry I invaded your safe space to mock your incredibly predictable behavior

>>713298798
I'm not the OP you're replying to. Just want to spare you and me the second hand embarrassment.

>>713298967
>shut the fuck up,
no, and namecalling and lying wont make me

>>713299227
>projection
I love it when the mask drops.
come back when your balls do the same, assuming they havent already been castrated via chemicals or steel.

>>713299287
>lying
??????

>>713299291
>projection
I already knew you weren't very smart given your predisposition to adopting 4chan idpol but you aren't even using that properly. sorry I nailed you in one post, perhaps if you cry tranny some more like the barking dog you are you might actually be right eventually

>>713299459
>who hasn't played the games.
i have hundreds maybe thousands of hours across several of the games, you cant just make things up because you dont have an argument

>>713299491
>cope, cope, blah blah I'm a triggered retard who came into a place to get mad, cope
yeah yeah heard it before.

>>713299550
child, that is not called lying, that is called being WRONG.
come back when you are old enough to know the difference.

>>713299259
In that case, eat a dick.
Here's 47 as an Indian slave.

>>713299607
>child,
>when you are old enough
again with the namecalling and lies, you are really bad at this

>>713299607
>get called a predictable retarded dog
>yeah yeah heard it before
I'm sure you have

>>713299704
look out! we got a BIG boy on our hands!
allllll grown up now!

>>713299728
predictable response.


why is it that the special snowflakes are the most generic and one-dimensional copies of each other?

>>713299809
still namecalling

>>713299902
and this place is still 4chan, nigger.

>>713299963
it sure is but you could do with some self improvement

>>713299809
>predictable response
I'm flattered that you had to stoop to stealing my initial burn to you because you are incredibly unclever.

It should have been two Chinese looking 47 clones.

>>713300052
so your standards are THAT low?
no wonder you faggots come here just to get mad and be laughed at.

so what is it? family issues?

>>713299645
>a white tourist can't be a victim of human trafficking especially in god damn India.
You're really bad at this.

>>713300041
or at least come up with better insults, this guy talks shit like he's being fed lines from his school mates during recess

>>713292401
>breaks into house, pulls down pants and shits on the floor
>"Stop shitting on the floor and get out of here!"
>Two sides of the same coin really
Yeah, in the retard dimension maybe.

>>713300162
It’s actually not possible you fucking brown roach. White people can’t be enslaved. It’s biological reality.

>>713300147
you are bad at bantering, I'm tired of running circles around you.

/vpol/ secondaries getting BTFO ITT

>>713300207
>I am so special I deserve better insults!
why should I put in the effort for the likes of you?
>>713300302
yeah it got weird to watch you run around in front of me like that.
fuck off and don't come back, child.

>>713300276
You're entering the Hitman house to shit on it. No one that likes these games wants you here.

>>713291643 (OP)
It's not even subtle at this point.

>>713298171
>>713297941
>>713298084
in fairness, the story basically goes that 47 is some weird test tube baby ethnic hodge podge that can kinda pass as anything, but I'm not going to sit here and tell you that that's not retarded.

Do we know if this multiplayer stuff extends to freelancer as well? Or is it just campaign maps?

Is it possible that outsiders come here to troll because its the least fucked up conversations they ever have or something?
they get shit on and laughed at while pretending to be high and mighty, then retreat while covered in shit waxing about how intelligent they are.

no way they are getting paid to do this, so it must be enjoyable.
how FUCKED is your life if THAT is fun?

>>713300492
did they ever actually make a statement on his ability to disguise? I always thought it was an unstated joke that he was just THAT good.

>>713300512
didnt even get VR freelancer
VR co-op never ever

>>713300610
>Is it possible that outsiders come here to troll because its the least fucked up conversations they ever have or something?
buddy you're on 4chan, INSIDERS used to do that for fun

>>713300412
>n-no u
For someone on no side you sure howl in pain when struck very well.

>>713300792
and when we do it we embrace getting shit on.
these people come in and just get mad.
if you get mad you get laughed at harder.

Anyone who buys this shit needs to have their creditcard taken away.

>>713300291
There is no DEI for human trafficking you cum burping baboon. European women have been trafficked for sex work in countries such as Thailand.

>>713300921
isn't it a free update to WoA?

>>713300610
I don’t recall if they explicitly say that that’s why. I’ll admit, this may have just been me reading into a bit too much. It’s possible that the true subtext of the game is that 47 carries around shoe polish and tape for his eyes to “change his race”. We just have to imagine those things, I guess.

>>713301231
I figured it was just meant to be a bit of unexplained videogame magic, like so many other things in older video games.

>>713292401
Nah, one promotes racemixng, which is evil.

>>713301448
>the mere sight of a black man and a white woman next to each other makes /v/irgins think it's race mixing propaganda
I swear everything here just boils down to being obsessed with being cucked, which is a very funny thing to obsessed with when you can't score with women anyway

>>713302573
>instantly jumps for another anons bait
You must be new here.

i actually haven't played an IOI game since hitman blood money.

>>713302573
>the mere sight of a black man and a white woman with a spade tattooed on her face next to each other makes /v/irgins think it's race mixing propaganda
Fixed that for you.

>>713302796
WoA is pretty fun, freelancer is legit some of the most fun I've ever had with any stealth game as it forces you to improvise and play smart, because you can't savescum. Totally worth grabbing next time a sale rolls around

>didn't think it was that bad because the woman looks like a dyke mutt anyway
>notice ace of spades tattoo
A bit too on the *nose* I guess

>qos tattoos
>Nigger

>>713292918
>>713293164
>centroid not realising he's been drafted into fighting for the left