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Anonymous No.713297103 [Report] >>713297410 >>713297461 >>713297563 >>713297618 >>713297736 >>713297868 >>713298915 >>713299424 >>713302424 >>713302920 >>713303534 >>713303631 >>713303841 >>713304273 >>713305546 >>713306119 >>713314776 >>713315975 >>713316057 >>713316686 >>713316803 >>713316905 >>713317735 >>713320469 >>713323193 >>713323282 >>713323401 >>713327716 >>713327793 >>713328053
WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK!
Anonymous No.713297259 [Report]
>WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>彼らは何を考えていたのだろう?
Anonymous No.713297334 [Report] >>713297863
>I GOT SHIT STAINS IN MY PANTS
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.713297401 [Report]
chat is this real?
Anonymous No.713297410 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
I wish I could donate my hair to him
Anonymous No.713297461 [Report] >>713297760 >>713305846 >>713317095
>>713297103 (OP)
just shave it bro
this is hard to look at
Anonymous No.713297563 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
bro when did northerlion grow some hair
Anonymous No.713297618 [Report] >>713297814
>>713297103 (OP)
Anonymous No.713297736 [Report] >>713306953
>>713297103 (OP)
why do white niggas do this? just fucking grow a beard and shave the rest off
Anonymous No.713297760 [Report] >>713316201
>>713297461
being bald sucks. your scalp feels dry all the time. you have to use lotion nonstop.
Anonymous No.713297814 [Report] >>713298029
>>713297618
Anonymous No.713297863 [Report]
>>713297334
fake gamer if you have to ask
Anonymous No.713297868 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO???

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO....
Anonymous No.713298029 [Report] >>713298114
>>713297814
Anonymous No.713298114 [Report] >>713298672
>>713298029
Anonymous No.713298672 [Report] >>713298705
>>713298114
Anonymous No.713298705 [Report] >>713299118 >>713304061 >>713304423
>>713298672
I consneed, GG anon.
Anonymous No.713298915 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
is moike gonna haff ta choke a bim?
Anonymous No.713299043 [Report] >>713299312 >>713299628 >>713308527 >>713312250
Where did the hair go?
Anonymous No.713299118 [Report] >>713299316 >>713304061
>>713298705
GG
Anonymous No.713299192 [Report]
I'm bald
Anonymous No.713299312 [Report]
>>713299043
Mike took half of his hair on the way out
Anonymous No.713299316 [Report]
>>713299118
This is how you end racism
Anonymous No.713299424 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
WHAT A LUCKFOAD OF THIS
Anonymous No.713299427 [Report]
>This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls!
Anonymous No.713299628 [Report] >>713308114
>>713299043
Arnie 6foot2
Sly 5foot8
Anonymous No.713299838 [Report] >>713300078 >>713302047 >>713302324 >>713302928 >>713303108 >>713303264 >>713305596 >>713306989
My Dad is bald and apparently it's an issue for his side of the family but I'm pretty sure I carry more of my Mom's DNA. Am I fucked?
Anonymous No.713300078 [Report]
>>713299838
your mother's father is the most deciding factor I think
Anonymous No.713302047 [Report]
>>713299838
Are there any older males on your dad's side that aren't bald, or have a really good head of hair?
Anonymous No.713302324 [Report] >>713305872
>>713299838
>I carry more of my Mom's DNA.
amerimutt education
Anonymous No.713302424 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
Isn't he busy with his shitty rock band
Gotta show the Temu guitar and clip art tattoo
Anonymous No.713302819 [Report]
Does anyone have the olds AVGN episodes uncensored?
Anonymous No.713302920 [Report] >>713329087
>>713297103 (OP)
why didnt he get on finasteride and minoxidil or at least minoxidil?
Anonymous No.713302928 [Report]
>>713299838
It's a coinflip. My dad and younger brother both went bald at 20 years old in exactly the same pattern, I'm 34 and aren't balding (yet).
Anonymous No.713303027 [Report]
Anonymous No.713303108 [Report] >>713308349 >>713316316
>>713299838
>tfw grandpa, dad, and brother are bald
>tfw i have hair down to the middle of my back
Did I win?
Anonymous No.713303192 [Report]
Anonymous No.713303264 [Report] >>713303452 >>713303468
>>713299838
hair genetics come from your mother's side
Anonymous No.713303452 [Report]
>>713303264
myth
Anonymous No.713303468 [Report] >>713305302
>>713303264
Hair loss is just lack of bloodflow to the scalp. People think its inherited from the mothers side because historically she's the one that did the cooking and likely learned it from her mom. So you'd check her dad, who had food her mom cooked all his life, and see how that turned out. Just eat right and work out and let god settle the rest.
Anonymous No.713303534 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
I don't like this guy.
Anonymous No.713303631 [Report] >>713310370
>>713297103 (OP)
any redpill about hair implants?
Anonymous No.713303841 [Report] >>713304110 >>713304318
>>713297103 (OP)
Remember his awkward interview when he joined Screw Attack? Whatever happened to that place, anyway?
Anonymous No.713304049 [Report]
HE'S THE BALDEST NORWOOD YOU'VE EVER SEEN
Anonymous No.713304061 [Report]
>>713298705
>>713299118
Based anons
Anonymous No.713304110 [Report]
>>713303841
no but i remember the awkward interview he had with opie and anthony.
Anonymous No.713304168 [Report]
The king
Anonymous No.713304173 [Report] >>713304294 >>713305609 >>713306119 >>713316823
HE'D RATHER HAVE
Anonymous No.713304273 [Report] >>713305098 >>713311031
>>713297103 (OP)
Anonymous No.713304294 [Report] >>713304567 >>713304849
>>713304173
just shave it or buy implants
Anonymous No.713304318 [Report]
>>713303841
>Remember his awkward interview when he joined Screw Attack?
that was like 20 years ago, nobody remembers that.
Anonymous No.713304423 [Report]
>>713298705
but... he didn't accept your concession...
Anonymous No.713304567 [Report] >>713304849
>>713304294
maybe he can't afford it
Anonymous No.713304659 [Report]
If you could see my hairline you'd tell me to shave it off.

I just hate to imagine myself as bald.
Anonymous No.713304849 [Report] >>713305114 >>713306363 >>713317029 >>713317147
>>713304294
>>713304567
He has a wife and kids, who gives a fuck about implants at that point?
Anonymous No.713305098 [Report] >>713310739
>>713304273
You could probably write the fit the lyric's the AVGN's theme song perfectly on James' bald head.
Anonymous No.713305114 [Report] >>713308307
>>713304849
why wouldn't you want to look attractive for your wife?
Anonymous No.713305302 [Report]
>>713303468
Stress is also a factor. And sleep.

God bless.
Anonymous No.713305474 [Report] >>713305534 >>713305612 >>713306809 >>713324213 >>713329010
>40 something
>no kids
What does he even do all day?
Anonymous No.713305534 [Report]
>>713305474
You'll find out.
Anonymous No.713305546 [Report] >>713306619 >>713315883
>>713297103 (OP)
Anonymous No.713305596 [Report]
>>713299838
Could be a lot of factors why he's bald it's not always genetic but if you worry too much about it you will go bald
Anonymous No.713305609 [Report]
>>713304173
A COMBOVERRR
Anonymous No.713305612 [Report]
>>713305474
Is this shopped? Why is he fat
Anonymous No.713305669 [Report]
I have taken finasteride for fifteen years.
Anonymous No.713305846 [Report]
>>713297461
dont need hair or a beard. be this guy instead
Anonymous No.713305872 [Report]
>>713302324
Anon I doubt that's what they teach today.
Anonymous No.713306119 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
>>713304173
It adds to the character. Also, implying he's vain enough to care for such things
Anonymous No.713306363 [Report]
>>713304849
Because his job involves him being presentful? Just like people with missing eye wear eyepatch or glass eye, balding people should glue fake hair, or wear a beanie or do implants
Anonymous No.713306434 [Report] >>713306741 >>713322971
We can never go back
Anonymous No.713306491 [Report] >>713320779
>In another timeline....

>James Rolfe, semi-successful indie director and film studies professor at Penn State
Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4 No.713306619 [Report]
>>713305546
>No mention of how Neil Breen is immune to mercury poisoning.
Anonymous No.713306741 [Report]
>>713306434
well i guess this is growing up
Anonymous No.713306809 [Report]
>>713305474
plays nes games and does doggystyle
Anonymous No.713306867 [Report] >>713307169
The more you make fun of baldness the more its gonna sting when it happens to you
Anonymous No.713306953 [Report]
>>713297736
Ayo
Anonymous No.713306989 [Report] >>713308145
>>713299838
the moment your hairline starts to noticeably disappear, get on finasteride 1mg and minoxidil 5% immediately. If your dick doesn't fall off from the finasteride after a week then keep using it and get more b12 and vitamin d in you to keep the hair longer.
Anonymous No.713307169 [Report]
>>713306867
the front half of my hair is transparent and i can't grow a beard and i have no chin
Anonymous No.713307520 [Report] >>713307761 >>713307846 >>713308559 >>713314769 >>713324254
When did you grow out of your "I'm balding and my lfie is over" phase?
Anonymous No.713307761 [Report]
>>713307520
When I didn't go bald
Anonymous No.713307846 [Report] >>713308559
>>713307520
Eh pretty quickly. First it's the balding that gets you. But after a while you realise that your life has been over for a while and you enter the stage of acceptance.
Now I just meander along through life waiting to die.
Anonymous No.713307975 [Report]
i don't want to see that shit
shave it off or get hairplugs like vinny did
Anonymous No.713308114 [Report]
>>713299628
Italian height nerf
Anonymous No.713308145 [Report] >>713324339
>>713306989
lol what dogshit advice is this. hairline receding is normal, and the amount it recedes by varies by people. your genes can trigger slow receding in your 30s and then trigger the stop receding event in your 32s and let you grow old with a full head of hair. it's completely random.

Suggesting potentially dangerous medication to your reproductive system for a cosmetic problem isn't the solution unless you're seriously bothered by heavy balding (you shouldn't be).
Anonymous No.713308307 [Report]
>>713305114
Are you under the impression that a woman will leave you once you start balding or something?
Anonymous No.713308349 [Report]
>>713303108
I used to have super long, wavy hair up until my mid 20's but then I started to develop a wicked widow's peak and my crown started thinning badly. Once I got to my 30's my hair looked thin and spotty so I decided to start shaving my head bald. Rather be bald than balding.
Anonymous No.713308527 [Report] >>713327796
>>713299043
The chad Austrian vs the virgin am*rican
Anonymous No.713308559 [Report] >>713309018
>>713307520
my hairline started receding in my early 20s. it took me about 2 years to come to terms with it.
then recently it started thinning out on top too and I'm back at square one, coping and seething. I'm sure I'll get over it, but man. I was happy to just settle down with a mature hairline, now I'm going to have to be bald bald and that's harder to swallow.

but also this >>713307846 my life was over anyway, so I guess it's not a big deal
Anonymous No.713309018 [Report]
>>713308559
just get on min and fin if it bothers you so much
Anonymous No.713310370 [Report]
>>713303631
dont
Anonymous No.713310739 [Report]
>>713305098
I already did lol.
Anonymous No.713311031 [Report]
>>713304273
I still cannot comprehend how they thought that art style was even remotely ok
Anonymous No.713312250 [Report]
>>713299043
Shounen MC vs Shoujo love interest
Anonymous No.713314769 [Report]
>>713307520
When i finally starting using fin and mnoxidil and stopped balding
Anonymous No.713314776 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnuDmskQZME
Anonymous No.713315326 [Report]
back to cinemassacretruth with you
Anonymous No.713315883 [Report]
>>713305546
I can't believe you lost your hair. I cannot believe you lost your hair. How could you have done this? How could you have gone bald?

I can't help you out of this one, James.
Anonymous No.713315975 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
>WHAT A BOATLOAD OF BALD!
Anonymous No.713316042 [Report]
>Megaman episode feels like it came out last year
>Was actually 9 years ago
>We're as far from the Megaman episode as it was from episodes like Sega CD and Silver Surfer
Anonymous No.713316057 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
Anonymous No.713316201 [Report]
>>713297760
As I get older my fucking face has started drying out. skin flakes on my fucking face sucks I wasn't even aware that shit happened when you're bald.
Anonymous No.713316316 [Report]
>>713303108
Anyone can grow their hair long. Hows your scalp? Most likely thinning to hell
Anonymous No.713316561 [Report] >>713316681
>Lived long enough to see American society fucking collapse

What a shitload of fuck.
Anonymous No.713316681 [Report] >>713316974
>>713316561
Western civilization literally peaked here. We were a real country, once.
Anonymous No.713316686 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
Where did all the hair go? Why hasn't he retired the Nerd persona?
Anonymous No.713316724 [Report]
Just shave it off lil bro....
Anonymous No.713316803 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
looks incredibly jewish with that hairline, whats his real last name?
Anonymous No.713316823 [Report]
>>713304173
The absolute and sad state of the hwhite race.
Anonymous No.713316890 [Report]
A king needs a queen.
And that queen has an image to uphold.
Anonymous No.713316905 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
Shave it or go to pic related.
Anonymous No.713316947 [Report] >>713317272 >>713317304
Why is it James is talent, skilled, capable, driven, successful, likeable, relatable, man known all over the world. But you shit on his legacy saying unfavorable things, acting like he's not good enough?

Then when a literal turd is promoted by hollywood you have nothing but positive things to say, praising their name from the rooftops?

James is a genuine legend, nobody even comes close.
Anonymous No.713316974 [Report]
>>713316681
Why did Bin Laden have that save on his pc?
Anonymous No.713317029 [Report]
>>713304849
>It's okay to be a slob after getting married!
Do Americans really?
Anonymous No.713317087 [Report]
Is he safe from the Norwood reaper?
Anonymous No.713317095 [Report]
>>713297461
he refuses to grow his beard out. its all he has.
Anonymous No.713317147 [Report]
>>713304849
He's an actor, so yea, his hair is pretty important.
Anonymous No.713317272 [Report]
>>713316947
lmao, your band sucks
Anonymous No.713317304 [Report]
>>713316947
Hey, James. Either shave it off or get a transplant. It’s probably too late for the latter, but do SOMETHING
Anonymous No.713317735 [Report] >>713320650 >>713320809
>>713297103 (OP)
they got the same physiogonmy
Anonymous No.713320074 [Report]
10 inch mikey
Anonymous No.713320469 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
I've made it to 30 with a nice thick full head of hair despite my mom's side having plenty of baldness and already balding long before my age. I think i'm safe and dodged the bald gene lads.
Anonymous No.713320650 [Report]
>>713317735
here's not how to spell physiognomy
Anonymous No.713320779 [Report]
>>713306491
>obsessed with movies
>puts everything into making a movie
>wants to leave AVGN and make movies
>still lets his wife dictate how the movie should play out and makes it horrible
I love AVGN but holy shit.
Anonymous No.713320809 [Report]
>>713317735
honestly seeing NL from like 2 year old clips hes lost SO much weight just in his face, he looks way more attractive now
Anonymous No.713322971 [Report]
>>713306434
I rarely watch Cinemassacre anymore because the old crew is gone.
Anonymous No.713323193 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
Super Monkey Ball episode soon.
Anonymous No.713323282 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
Damn I was just watching his spawn reviews after getting nostalgic for the SNES spawn game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY_r6u8YNEU
Anonymous No.713323401 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
the hair matches the nerd character better.
Anonymous No.713324213 [Report]
>>713305474
Ohhh boy let me tell you...
Anonymous No.713324254 [Report]
>>713307520
Never had one, I fucking hate having to mess with my hair, now I have an excuse to ignore it completely
Anonymous No.713324336 [Report]
I wish more guys would do this
Anonymous No.713324339 [Report] >>713328705
>>713308145
im just gonna bother answering you cause I recovered my hair from other anons endorsing fin+min across multiple boards

balding gene isn't just rng. It's linked to prostate problems and overproduction of testosterone. Around 10% of testosterone in your body gets turned to DHT, dht isn't harmful and helps you stay a man essentially. But if you produce too much testosterone then you also produce too much dht, which then affects the follicles in your hair much more than they can recover and that leads to balding hard at an early age instead of at 60 onwards. too much dht also leads to prostate problems.

Finasteride is used to treat prostate enlargement, caused by an enzyme, the same one that turns testosterone into dht. Fin has been around for years and inhibits the enzyme production, so eventually someone made the connection between the prostate, testosterone overproduction and too much dht in the system of young bald men. Finasteride for hair just regulates a bit of the enzyme, thats why it's at 1mg instead of the 5mg used for the treatment of prostate enlargement. Minoxidil only helps the follicle grow faster and stronger which is also why some women use it in their later years, but solely using minoxidil doesn't help most men. B12 is something your body already needs but it helps for keeping your hair well into the 60s/70s. Vitamin D is good all around and considering this is /v/ most of us don't go outside to get some sunlight.

the side effects of Fin only occur to 1% of men and it really is either reduced sex drive or ed in the absolute worst of cases of real cursed men.

If a man has his hairline mimic that of a 60 year old grandpa when they are 20 then the medicine is what's most likely to actually help. Personally I used it as a last resort before shaving cause I had the same believes as you, I only wished I used it sooner.

>t. anon that had Trevor from GTA5 hairline at 25 and now has hair back where it used to be at 27
Anonymous No.713326860 [Report]
AVGN threads going from troons seething about how the actor who plays him won't have sex with them to third world marketers pushing hair loss scams is fine.
Anonymous No.713327138 [Report]
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
TO WHEN HIS HAIRLINE DIDN'T REACH HIS ASS
AND THEN HE'LL BLOOOOOW, HIS WIFEY'S BUUUULLLL
AND THEN SIT ON HIS FAVORITE KEK STOOL
Anonymous No.713327716 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
Is that really what a failed directorial debut does to a hairline?
Anonymous No.713327793 [Report]
>>713297103 (OP)
Anonymous No.713327796 [Report]
>>713308527
>vs the virgin am*rican
He's a Jew. Why do you think Coppola didn't let him come out in God Father?
Anonymous No.713328053 [Report] >>713328412 >>713328657
>>713297103 (OP)
I kept saying he should use a wig when playing the nerd character but then he used one for a "flashback" in the dragon's lair episode and it looked like ASS.
Is there no way to make it look more natural in current year?
Anonymous No.713328412 [Report] >>713328657
>>713328053
See LOTR for example. Most of the actors wore proper wigs and they looks real natural.
If James wanted to wear a proper wig, then he can get one. He bought a shitty wig on purpose as some sort of meta joke.
Anonymous No.713328591 [Report] >>713328717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Us8OK_iKnE
Anonymous No.713328657 [Report]
>>713328053
>>713328412
Watching you guys struggle with your hamster wheel brains to understand this show is the best DVD extra.
Anonymous No.713328687 [Report]
I know everyone is afraid to say it but avgn was never that good. It's fine to enjoy and it is worth some smirks or a chuckle sometimes but not worth the hype
Anonymous No.713328705 [Report]
>>713324339
The side effects are present in less than 0.1% and afaik they still aren't sure if the ED is even related to finasteride and similar, regardless if you do happen to notice side-effects, simply stopping finasteride will cause them to go away.

That said, in some men, finasteride can drop off in effectiveness, sometimes after decades, sometimes after years, in my case finasteride only worked for about 4 months tops and I was back to losing hair like crazy, and no, it was not the notorious finasteride shed, I stayed on finasteride for a while but now I'm just taking minoxidil pills and it is a world of difference. I still think I am losing a bit of hair though (just much, MUCH more slowly), so I might talk to my doctor to see if upping my dosage will help.
Anonymous No.713328717 [Report]
>>713328591
Underrated channel desu
Anonymous No.713328761 [Report] >>713328895
>FUCKING SHIT ASS
>IT'S LIKE IT'S SHITTING INSIDE MY OWN ASS UP THROUGH MY MOUTH
>WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>HOLY SHITTING FUCK
why did anyone find this funny again
Anonymous No.713328813 [Report]
>Oh yeah THAT era of AVGN
Anonymous No.713328870 [Report] >>713329142
>play a game from the past
>it's shitty and sucks ass
Anonymous No.713328895 [Report]
>>713328761
BREAKING NEWS: The world isn't just made up of losers way too old to be acting like they're the MC in a chuunibyou animu.
Anonymous No.713329010 [Report]
>>713305474
He looks creepy
Anonymous No.713329087 [Report] >>713329256
>>713302920
>he doesnt know about the side effects of fin
Anonymous No.713329090 [Report]
was crazy to find out mike was the real avgn and james was just the mouth piece
james just wants to talk about movies which is decent content
Anonymous No.713329142 [Report]
>>713328870
would you rather have
Anonymous No.713329256 [Report]
>>713329087
its a gamble but just a small percent of people have sides