WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK!

>WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>彼らは何を考えていたのだろう?

>I GOT SHIT STAINS IN MY PANTS
What did he mean by this?

chat is this real?

>>713297103 (OP)
I wish I could donate my hair to him

>>713297103 (OP)
just shave it bro
this is hard to look at

>>713297103 (OP)
bro when did northerlion grow some hair

>>713297103 (OP)

>>713297103 (OP)
why do white niggas do this? just fucking grow a beard and shave the rest off

>>713297461
being bald sucks. your scalp feels dry all the time. you have to use lotion nonstop.

>>713297618

>>713297334
fake gamer if you have to ask

>>713297103 (OP)
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO???

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO....

>>713297814

>>713298029

>>713298114

>>713298672
I consneed, GG anon.

>>713297103 (OP)
is moike gonna haff ta choke a bim?

Where did the hair go?

>>713298705
GG

I'm bald

>>713299043
Mike took half of his hair on the way out

>>713299118
This is how you end racism

>>713297103 (OP)
WHAT A LUCKFOAD OF THIS

>This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls!

>>713299043
Arnie 6foot2
Sly 5foot8

My Dad is bald and apparently it's an issue for his side of the family but I'm pretty sure I carry more of my Mom's DNA. Am I fucked?

>>713299838
your mother's father is the most deciding factor I think

>>713299838
Are there any older males on your dad's side that aren't bald, or have a really good head of hair?

>>713299838
>I carry more of my Mom's DNA.
amerimutt education

>>713297103 (OP)
Isn't he busy with his shitty rock band
Gotta show the Temu guitar and clip art tattoo

Does anyone have the olds AVGN episodes uncensored?

>>713297103 (OP)
why didnt he get on finasteride and minoxidil or at least minoxidil?

>>713299838
It's a coinflip. My dad and younger brother both went bald at 20 years old in exactly the same pattern, I'm 34 and aren't balding (yet).

>>713299838
>tfw grandpa, dad, and brother are bald
>tfw i have hair down to the middle of my back
Did I win?

>>713299838
hair genetics come from your mother's side

>>713303264
myth

>>713303264
Hair loss is just lack of bloodflow to the scalp. People think its inherited from the mothers side because historically she's the one that did the cooking and likely learned it from her mom. So you'd check her dad, who had food her mom cooked all his life, and see how that turned out. Just eat right and work out and let god settle the rest.

>>713297103 (OP)
I don't like this guy.

>>713297103 (OP)
any redpill about hair implants?

>>713297103 (OP)
Remember his awkward interview when he joined Screw Attack? Whatever happened to that place, anyway?

HE'S THE BALDEST NORWOOD YOU'VE EVER SEEN

>>713298705
>>713299118
Based anons

>>713303841
no but i remember the awkward interview he had with opie and anthony.

The king

HE'D RATHER HAVE

>>713297103 (OP)

>>713304173
just shave it or buy implants

>>713303841
>Remember his awkward interview when he joined Screw Attack?
that was like 20 years ago, nobody remembers that.

>>713298705
but... he didn't accept your concession...

>>713304294
maybe he can't afford it

If you could see my hairline you'd tell me to shave it off.

I just hate to imagine myself as bald.

>>713304294
>>713304567
He has a wife and kids, who gives a fuck about implants at that point?

>>713304273
You could probably write the fit the lyric's the AVGN's theme song perfectly on James' bald head.

>>713304849
why wouldn't you want to look attractive for your wife?

>>713303468
Stress is also a factor. And sleep.

God bless.

>40 something
>no kids
What does he even do all day?

>>713305474
You'll find out.

>>713297103 (OP)

>>713299838
Could be a lot of factors why he's bald it's not always genetic but if you worry too much about it you will go bald

>>713304173
A COMBOVERRR

>>713305474
Is this shopped? Why is he fat

I have taken finasteride for fifteen years.

>>713297461
dont need hair or a beard. be this guy instead

>>713302324
Anon I doubt that's what they teach today.

>>713297103 (OP)
>>713304173
It adds to the character. Also, implying he's vain enough to care for such things

>>713304849
Because his job involves him being presentful? Just like people with missing eye wear eyepatch or glass eye, balding people should glue fake hair, or wear a beanie or do implants

We can never go back

>In another timeline....

>James Rolfe, semi-successful indie director and film studies professor at Penn State

>>713305546
>No mention of how Neil Breen is immune to mercury poisoning.

>>713306434
well i guess this is growing up

>>713305474
plays nes games and does doggystyle

The more you make fun of baldness the more its gonna sting when it happens to you

>>713297736
Ayo

>>713299838
the moment your hairline starts to noticeably disappear, get on finasteride 1mg and minoxidil 5% immediately. If your dick doesn't fall off from the finasteride after a week then keep using it and get more b12 and vitamin d in you to keep the hair longer.

>>713306867
the front half of my hair is transparent and i can't grow a beard and i have no chin

When did you grow out of your "I'm balding and my lfie is over" phase?

>>713307520
When I didn't go bald

>>713307520
Eh pretty quickly. First it's the balding that gets you. But after a while you realise that your life has been over for a while and you enter the stage of acceptance.
Now I just meander along through life waiting to die.

i don't want to see that shit
shave it off or get hairplugs like vinny did

>>713299628
Italian height nerf

>>713306989
lol what dogshit advice is this. hairline receding is normal, and the amount it recedes by varies by people. your genes can trigger slow receding in your 30s and then trigger the stop receding event in your 32s and let you grow old with a full head of hair. it's completely random.

Suggesting potentially dangerous medication to your reproductive system for a cosmetic problem isn't the solution unless you're seriously bothered by heavy balding (you shouldn't be).

>>713305114
Are you under the impression that a woman will leave you once you start balding or something?

>>713303108
I used to have super long, wavy hair up until my mid 20's but then I started to develop a wicked widow's peak and my crown started thinning badly. Once I got to my 30's my hair looked thin and spotty so I decided to start shaving my head bald. Rather be bald than balding.

>>713299043
The chad Austrian vs the virgin am*rican

>>713307520
my hairline started receding in my early 20s. it took me about 2 years to come to terms with it.
then recently it started thinning out on top too and I'm back at square one, coping and seething. I'm sure I'll get over it, but man. I was happy to just settle down with a mature hairline, now I'm going to have to be bald bald and that's harder to swallow.

but also this >>713307846 my life was over anyway, so I guess it's not a big deal

>>713308559
just get on min and fin if it bothers you so much

>>713303631
dont

>>713305098
I already did lol.

>>713304273
I still cannot comprehend how they thought that art style was even remotely ok

>>713299043
Shounen MC vs Shoujo love interest

>>713307520
When i finally starting using fin and mnoxidil and stopped balding

>>713297103 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnuDmskQZME

back to cinemassacretruth with you

>>713305546
I can't believe you lost your hair. I cannot believe you lost your hair. How could you have done this? How could you have gone bald?

I can't help you out of this one, James.

>>713297103 (OP)
>WHAT A BOATLOAD OF BALD!

>Megaman episode feels like it came out last year
>Was actually 9 years ago
>We're as far from the Megaman episode as it was from episodes like Sega CD and Silver Surfer

>>713297103 (OP)

>>713297760
As I get older my fucking face has started drying out. skin flakes on my fucking face sucks I wasn't even aware that shit happened when you're bald.

>>713303108
Anyone can grow their hair long. Hows your scalp? Most likely thinning to hell

>Lived long enough to see American society fucking collapse

What a shitload of fuck.

>>713316561
Western civilization literally peaked here. We were a real country, once.

>>713297103 (OP)
Where did all the hair go? Why hasn't he retired the Nerd persona?

Just shave it off lil bro....

>>713297103 (OP)
looks incredibly jewish with that hairline, whats his real last name?

>>713304173
The absolute and sad state of the hwhite race.

A king needs a queen.
And that queen has an image to uphold.

>>713297103 (OP)
Shave it or go to pic related.

Why is it James is talent, skilled, capable, driven, successful, likeable, relatable, man known all over the world. But you shit on his legacy saying unfavorable things, acting like he's not good enough?

Then when a literal turd is promoted by hollywood you have nothing but positive things to say, praising their name from the rooftops?

James is a genuine legend, nobody even comes close.

>>713316681
Why did Bin Laden have that save on his pc?

>>713304849
>It's okay to be a slob after getting married!
Do Americans really?

Is he safe from the Norwood reaper?

>>713297461
he refuses to grow his beard out. its all he has.

>>713304849
He's an actor, so yea, his hair is pretty important.

>>713316947
lmao, your band sucks

>>713316947
Hey, James. Either shave it off or get a transplant. It’s probably too late for the latter, but do SOMETHING

>>713297103 (OP)
they got the same physiogonmy

10 inch mikey

>>713297103 (OP)
I've made it to 30 with a nice thick full head of hair despite my mom's side having plenty of baldness and already balding long before my age. I think i'm safe and dodged the bald gene lads.

>>713317735
here's not how to spell physiognomy

>>713306491
>obsessed with movies
>puts everything into making a movie
>wants to leave AVGN and make movies
>still lets his wife dictate how the movie should play out and makes it horrible
I love AVGN but holy shit.

>>713317735
honestly seeing NL from like 2 year old clips hes lost SO much weight just in his face, he looks way more attractive now

>>713306434
I rarely watch Cinemassacre anymore because the old crew is gone.

>>713297103 (OP)
Super Monkey Ball episode soon.

>>713297103 (OP)
Damn I was just watching his spawn reviews after getting nostalgic for the SNES spawn game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY_r6u8YNEU

>>713297103 (OP)
the hair matches the nerd character better.

>>713305474
Ohhh boy let me tell you...

>>713307520
Never had one, I fucking hate having to mess with my hair, now I have an excuse to ignore it completely

I wish more guys would do this

>>713308145
im just gonna bother answering you cause I recovered my hair from other anons endorsing fin+min across multiple boards

balding gene isn't just rng. It's linked to prostate problems and overproduction of testosterone. Around 10% of testosterone in your body gets turned to DHT, dht isn't harmful and helps you stay a man essentially. But if you produce too much testosterone then you also produce too much dht, which then affects the follicles in your hair much more than they can recover and that leads to balding hard at an early age instead of at 60 onwards. too much dht also leads to prostate problems.

Finasteride is used to treat prostate enlargement, caused by an enzyme, the same one that turns testosterone into dht. Fin has been around for years and inhibits the enzyme production, so eventually someone made the connection between the prostate, testosterone overproduction and too much dht in the system of young bald men. Finasteride for hair just regulates a bit of the enzyme, thats why it's at 1mg instead of the 5mg used for the treatment of prostate enlargement. Minoxidil only helps the follicle grow faster and stronger which is also why some women use it in their later years, but solely using minoxidil doesn't help most men. B12 is something your body already needs but it helps for keeping your hair well into the 60s/70s. Vitamin D is good all around and considering this is /v/ most of us don't go outside to get some sunlight.

the side effects of Fin only occur to 1% of men and it really is either reduced sex drive or ed in the absolute worst of cases of real cursed men.

If a man has his hairline mimic that of a 60 year old grandpa when they are 20 then the medicine is what's most likely to actually help. Personally I used it as a last resort before shaving cause I had the same believes as you, I only wished I used it sooner.

>t. anon that had Trevor from GTA5 hairline at 25 and now has hair back where it used to be at 27

AVGN threads going from troons seething about how the actor who plays him won't have sex with them to third world marketers pushing hair loss scams is fine.

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
TO WHEN HIS HAIRLINE DIDN'T REACH HIS ASS
AND THEN HE'LL BLOOOOOW, HIS WIFEY'S BUUUULLLL
AND THEN SIT ON HIS FAVORITE KEK STOOL

>>713297103 (OP)
Is that really what a failed directorial debut does to a hairline?

>>713297103 (OP)

>>713308527
>vs the virgin am*rican
He's a Jew. Why do you think Coppola didn't let him come out in God Father?

>>713297103 (OP)
I kept saying he should use a wig when playing the nerd character but then he used one for a "flashback" in the dragon's lair episode and it looked like ASS.
Is there no way to make it look more natural in current year?

>>713328053
See LOTR for example. Most of the actors wore proper wigs and they looks real natural.
If James wanted to wear a proper wig, then he can get one. He bought a shitty wig on purpose as some sort of meta joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Us8OK_iKnE

>>713328053
>>713328412
Watching you guys struggle with your hamster wheel brains to understand this show is the best DVD extra.

I know everyone is afraid to say it but avgn was never that good. It's fine to enjoy and it is worth some smirks or a chuckle sometimes but not worth the hype

>>713324339
The side effects are present in less than 0.1% and afaik they still aren't sure if the ED is even related to finasteride and similar, regardless if you do happen to notice side-effects, simply stopping finasteride will cause them to go away.

That said, in some men, finasteride can drop off in effectiveness, sometimes after decades, sometimes after years, in my case finasteride only worked for about 4 months tops and I was back to losing hair like crazy, and no, it was not the notorious finasteride shed, I stayed on finasteride for a while but now I'm just taking minoxidil pills and it is a world of difference. I still think I am losing a bit of hair though (just much, MUCH more slowly), so I might talk to my doctor to see if upping my dosage will help.

>>713328591
Underrated channel desu

>FUCKING SHIT ASS
>IT'S LIKE IT'S SHITTING INSIDE MY OWN ASS UP THROUGH MY MOUTH
>WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>HOLY SHITTING FUCK
why did anyone find this funny again

>Oh yeah THAT era of AVGN

>play a game from the past
>it's shitty and sucks ass

>>713328761
BREAKING NEWS: The world isn't just made up of losers way too old to be acting like they're the MC in a chuunibyou animu.

>>713305474
He looks creepy

>>713302920
>he doesnt know about the side effects of fin

was crazy to find out mike was the real avgn and james was just the mouth piece
james just wants to talk about movies which is decent content

>>713328870
would you rather have

>>713329087
its a gamble but just a small percent of people have sides