Thread 713307823

HOLY SHIT THESE CONTROLS ARE SO BAD?

WHEN DO I GET TO SEE SPIKES LITTLE PENIS SO I CAN STOP FIGHTING THESE SHIT CONTROLS

>>713307823 (OP)
Ape Escape was one of the first games that utilized the Analog sticks in the OG PS1. Keep in mind the controls for the different gadgets and tools was revolutionary for their time. From what I remember when I played it on release the controls were pretty intuitive.

>>713307967
okay but why does it fuckin suck? When do i get to see spikes little penis?

Perforate this brat in the murky depths of an underwater cave till his stomach writhes from all the parasites pumped into him.

>>713308098
>okay but why does it fuckin suck?
compared to modern games the control scheme is certainly antiquated. It was literally their first pass and creating a game 100% around analog controls, in that context I think they did pretty well.

>>713308189
Why do i move the camera with my Dpad? This isnt a twin stick shooter why the fuck does it control like one.

>>713308339
Consult the picture, the controls are a genius master stroke.

why do we always get the same 2 ape escape threads on here
we got OP making this same fucking thread over and over again that he can't play 1
then we have the other that just posts yumi / sayaka / whatever

>>713308718
someone say yumi?

>>713308718
there were some good ones when the translation patch for million monkeys released but it's fallen under the two most common thread starters on this board.
>ragebait by someone trying to make a thread or some legitimate schizoid who spams it every day
>being horny

>>713307823 (OP)
Ape Escape controls great except for the underwater sections which I disliked.

>>713308841
Rape

>>713307967
They tried too hard to make the controls unique that it was a chore to use some of the tools.

I like that Ape Escape 3 lets you choose to play as either a male presenting or female presenting kid