>hurr durr popular game bad

let's face it, you secretly like it but you're too insecure to admit it

>>713308269 (OP)
I haven't played it

>>713308269 (OP)
I liked it but it's no masterpiece

>>713308269 (OP)
I haven't played it either since it looks boring

Yes. I have spent weeks shitting on this game while promoting Final Fantasy.
I'm also the only person who's trying to make it an East vs West cultute war in a attempt to get the weebs on my side against this game.

>>713308269 (OP)
I played it. I wanted to enjoy it but it's just boring as hell and dropped in act 2. The entire setting just doesn't interest me but I acknowledge i'd have kept playing if it did.

>>713308269 (OP)
oh no no, I will freely admit I like it. I played it and the verso ending is the right choice.

>>713308496
we know

>>713308269 (OP)
Nah, it's pretty mediocre Unreal Engine asset flip slop with QTEs and a reddit story and humor

>>713308269 (OP)
I don't think anybody likes this game desu.

>>713308269 (OP)
It has bad combat and I've pretty much forgotten it at this point. Carried hard by good music, a few setpieces and the ending.

>durrr it's so unique

>>713308496
You've been VERY obvious about that.

>>713308269 (OP)
never playing your french dogshit

>>713308269 (OP)
sorry ill stick to last remnant.

>>713308269 (OP)
I love Lune, and that's no secret.

>>713308269 (OP)
It's the only good thing to have ever come out of that god forsaken land called "Fran*e"

>>713312937
Not true. Debussy is also good

When did Renoir/Curator escape his prison?

>>713308269 (OP)
no I quit in the prologue. way too much dialogue and I didn’t find the characters interesting so I didn’t care. combat was okay but I think the entire aesthetic of the game is ugly and I don’t find it interesting. I’m sure on the whole it’s an ok game but I just genuinely don’t like playing and even though it’s free I won’t be playing it in the future either

>>713313280
>frogs be like "hon hon hon today I will listen to DE BUSSY"
Why are they so gay

>>713308269 (OP)
I don't like soap operas.

>>713308269 (OP)
Most people seething about this game have never even played it. Its obvious because they'll say random shit like its a moviegame slop. E33 is pretty much the ideal /v/ game: small studio, non-pozzed, underpriced, great story, gameplay, visuals, soundtrack, and characters.

>>713308269 (OP)
Yeah I loved it.

>>713314701
wtf? FBI DO SOMETHING

>>713314815
!!!

i don't think i've seen a single thing about this game that didn't look or sound like shit. the visuals look like every other shitty modern game and the soundtrack is incredibly dull and boring. there are several tracks on that piece of shit that sound like fucking royalty free ad music. i don't see the appeal in the slightest.

>>713315092
ironically the first version of the game at least looked interesting instead of the realistic "style" they've gone for with this

>>713308496

Was this suppose to be a surprise?

>>713316071
Not even slightly, anon. They telegraphed it harder than a shonen final boss reveal. You could practically hear the dramatic musical cue before it even happened.

It looks incredibly generic and mediocre, so it makes sense that it would be massively popular.

>>713308269 (OP)
I liked it.

>>713315092
..le visuals
>>>/tv/

>>713317850

The OST has been stuck in my head since release I hear it in my dreams

>>713308269 (OP)
Right now only people who love it and hate it are discussing it. I suspect my love for it will survive recency bias but we'll only know for sure in a few more months.

Lune.

>>713311386
>ctrl+f unique
>yours is the first result
seething tendie lmao

>>713308269 (OP)
The utter delusion

>>713308269 (OP)
We are never playing your nepo parry slop frog boy

>>713321047
>the dev who made it is rich
ok

>>713308269 (OP)
>let's face it, you secretly like it
I openly like it.
I just don't think it's OMG 11/10 !@!!## teh best GAME EVER like many /v/tards do.

>>713321047
>still posting this no-source, debunked reddit post
aren't you tired?

>>713320791
this dev is so fucking based
>P0G8A

>the guy that made goty with a small group of talented devs was actually rich beforehand
lol ok so fucking what? rich fags can't make good shit? poor fags always seething

>>713320791
>this is who keeps asking for a third ending dlc
holy shit lmao

I like to pretend one ending is the objectively correct ending and shit on the opposition, even if I secretly understand there's at least a little nuance and that you could argue for both endings. Nothing makes Alicia/Versofags seethe like being told they chose the wrong ending.

>>713321047
it's rare to see someone this buckbroken. incredible that you're still going at it

e33 is the ultimate whiteness test. anyone who doesn't like it can safely be disregarded as an undesirable

>>713322145
is that thing even human

>>713322176
>a-actually alicia's ending...
>is only bad because of budget cuts
>isn't bad because any detail i don't like the implication of is headcanon
>is good because i hate the people it hurts (and my own family irl)

>a-actually verso's ending...
>isn't bad because the lumierens aren't sentient
>is only bad because alicia a cute
>is good because the whole soul thing was a metaphor and there's zero downsides to it

endingniggers making the same seething copes in every thread for months on end, delicious

>>713321047
>[deleted]
didn't think it was even possible to get banned from gcj unless you were a nazi

>>713311179
It's going to be pretty funny when E33 sweeps both Geoff's Videogame awards AND v/idyagaem awards.

>>713308269 (OP)
>crashes constantly on the world map even if you have a 4090
>even on expert, not a single main quest dungeon/boss requires you to learn synergies for team attacks and lumina, but blocks you from progressing unless you learn parry and dodge timings
>story has a basic bitch premise that the writers seem to think is more meaningful than dostoyevsky, tolstoy, and faulkner combined, so they drag it out until characters like Lune that are supposed to smart have effectively been turned into retards, all so the writers can jerk themselves off when they finally reveal the truth about characters that any triple-digit IQ player figured out hours prior
>UE slop movement and world design that looks like a PS4 game even on the highest end hardware

it's a masterpiece for the same type of low iq mutt that watches a film like Captain America Civil War and goes "that was the most meaningful movie about war and political conflict I've ever seen, give it Best Picture right now". people who desperately screech "GAMES ARE ART GAMES ARE ART" not because they love or respect or enjoy games, but because they're insecure midwits who seek validation by way of cheap and easy consumption.

that's why no one brings up the garbage game design or the nightmarish story pacing, they just sit and spin on it because when they call it a masterpiece, they're really just praising themselves. that's why people who've never played turn based games are saying this is a innovation and every turn based game needs to add parries. because it's not about games, it's a purely narcissistic act.

>>713313398
Pretty sure its at the end of Act 2.

>>713324216
This is one of those rare times where I care enough to actually vote and I'm putting E33 on pretty much anything.

>>713320791
Night sky prince is one of the ugliest mutt manlets to ever exist. Genuinely unnatural little goblin. They should use this faggot as propaganda against racemixing.

>>713308269 (OP)
>three niggas in a row
>but with QTEs

>>713324225
>crashes constantly on the world map even if you have a 4090
Works on my much older machine.
>even on expert, not a single main quest dungeon/boss requires you to learn synergies for team attacks and lumina, but blocks you from progressing unless you learn parry and dodge timings
Turbo shitter angry he can't parry? How unique.
>story has a basic bitch premise that the writers seem to think is more meaningful than dostoyevsky, tolstoy, and faulkner combined, so they drag it out until characters like Lune that are supposed to smart have effectively been turned into retards, all so the writers can jerk themselves off when they finally reveal the truth about characters that any triple-digit IQ player figured out hours prior
Filtered by Frenchies. KWAB. If you don't like this game, you're probably brown.

>>713324370
I beat Simon, Clea, and all the overworld bosses. The parry trash is sleep inducing game design that doesn't impress anyone except nogs. You clearly have no standards so it's unsurprising you don't mind the garbage performance. Your bloodline is dead and that's a good thing.

>>713324225
I finished it on a 2070 and the number of crashes was: 0 (zero, null, 零, the number of times you've played the game).
Not reading the rest, because you plainly never touched the game. Of course, you can post proof that I'm wrong, then I'll read your post.

>>713324359
>filtered by qtes in 2025
zoomers

>>713324697
Go play a rhythm game.

>>713324626
>I beat Simon, Clea, and all the overworld bosses.
Sure you did, champ! :^)
>Your bloodline is dead and that's a good thing.
>Admitting you're not white
It told you fucks this game is a litmus test for whiteness. It's able to detect brownness with 98% accuracy.

>>713324769
I did play e33 though

>>713324225
>but blocks you from progressing unless you learn parry and dodge timings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aviowEjJjgg&t=1s&ab_channel=Bouch
seethe jeet

>>713324690
the achievements for Simon and Clea have their icons visible. Anyway, I don't want a monkey like you to take my post seriously, I want you to walk into traffic because you're a chimpanzee tourist shitting up my hobby.

>>713324780
>Sure you did, champ! :^)
You type like a tranny tourist, no wonder you've attached your sense of self-worth to this slop >>713325410

>>713325410
>>713324225
>crashes constantly, unplayable
>gameplay is insipid, no strategy to the mechanics
>story is unbearable
>visuals are hideous
>anyways yeah I spent 85 hours playing it
You're either lying about your experience or exaggerating your complaints, I don't care to explore what flavor of dishonest you are.

>>713324690
>I finished it on a 2070 and the number of crashes was: 0
NTA what's even the point of posting this when anyone can look at the steam forums and see that the crashing is in fact a massive problem that the devs just refuse to address? is it the JIDF taking time off from their wars to sabotage the French? why are you being such an autist about this?

>>713325646
I already told you I don't care about your opinion, you praise dogshit, you're a chimp who wants games to be rhythm games that make you feel capable, just walk into traffic.

>>713322423
Pretty much this. Everyone I've seen shit on this game talked like a third world migrant or something.

>>713325646
I see the E33 shills have resorted to the classic "if you dropped it you can't say anything bad about it, but if you finished it and weren't impressed you're lying" fallback. why do troons get so worked up when you tell them you don't care for their FOTM? you know it's going to get GOTY from the troon fag journos at the end of the year anyway, why get bothered when you come across people that don't reinforce your low-grade opinion?

>>713325657
There are always unicorns, but it's more likely he's just defending the game. Honest discussion of it is hard to find because shit like
>UE slop movement and world design that looks like a PS4 game even on the highest end hardware
is just fishing for replies. The game did crash a lot for me, probably between 5-10 times. The autosaves are constant so I don't remember ever losing more than a few minutes of progress, but it was an annoyance. In terms of everything else, it's clearly a game that leans very heavily on the sound, writing, and visuals. The story, like the gameplay, is good enough to allow the excellent music, voice acting/directing and art direction to shine. I feel like it's an 8.5-to-9 in the sea of 7-and-unders that is modern vidya. Hard to say if that's just recency bias, I guess we'll have to see what people say in a few months.
>>713325717
That was your first response to me. The game is popular so it's odd to be surprised by multiple people disagreeing with your criticism. Personally I think the combat is the weakest part of the game, the QTEs for attacks quickly become trivial, and dodging/parrying is easy for most of the enemies in the game. Add in the fact that putting any effort into your luminas or fighting side bosses early erases any difficulty for the rest of the game, and the combat part of the game stops being very interesting pretty early on. I beat sprong before the axons so there wasn't any difficulty for the rest of the game, until Simon.
>>713325868
I've got plenty of negatives for the game, as seen in this post, but someone who spent 85 hours without dropping it, especially over several weeks, and then saying "every detail of this was shit and every moment was unbearable" just makes me think they're not being honest.
>troons troons troons
The jew really does cry out in pain as he strikes you. I wish you jeets studied their tactics a little more diligently and weren't so obvious in throwing out every possible buzzword.

Pretty sure I spent like 20 hours between act 1 and 2 just free aim blapping every trash mob with Maelle. This game would be a lot better if the combat wasn't such a mess

>>713326754
Touché

>>713326093
The in-game timer is lower by a lot because I left the game open a number of times. I never said every single moment of the game is trash, you people just love to conjure up imaginary phantoms and strawmen to blame when a game on which you've clearly hinged your self-worth worth doesn't get hailed to high heaven as a masterpiece. If you didn't have that personal investment in sandfall, thanks to them not hiring any nogs or blue haired hamplanets, you'd be able to see this.

I was highly invested in the game at the beginning, I liked the decision to kill Gustave, but felt it was insanely rushed to do it right after completing the team, rather than having them do a number of missions together (possibly to try and investigate renoir and the dessendres via the manor doors) that would build a sense of history and friendship between them before he got killed off, possibly in old lumiere, at which point verso could come in and take the team on their missions against the axons, and so on. As it is, as much as I found the premise to be neat initially, it's entirely botched by the presentation and pacing because the writers drag obvious reveals out way too much. Even the pacing of individual cutscenes, esp the paintress fight intro, betrays this sense of the writers being willing to neuter and compromise the characters, esp Lune, just to drag out their grand reveals.

But you've already decided to treat this game as a standin for yourself because you've likely got nothing going for yourself in real life, so kvetch away.

>>713327092
>you people just love to conjure up imaginary phantoms and strawmen
yeah dude >>713324225 was totally moderate and reasonable.
>hailed to high heaven as a masterpiece.
I pointed out a ton of things I thought were flaws. Since you're a histrionic dishonest fag I'll leave you to enjoy the rest of your evening.

Window to evade or parry is waaaay to tight hell even Elden Ring feels way more forgiving.

>>713326883
>28 fucking minutes to build foretell out whatever other strat went into this
>for the same one-hit kill that stendhal accomplishes in under 20 seconds
even if the enemy health modifier were on max here, it really is just the turbo autist trannies latching onto this drek

>>713308269 (OP)
Will lose GOTY to Pauline's game!

>>713327275
>I pointed out a ton of things I thought were flaws
And I praised parts of the premise that had potential. Thankfully unlike you I don't get personally wounded because of people's praise or criticism for media because I didn't grow up in a broken home.

>>713327374
Based

>>713327296
A lot of the timings are just weird and schizo especially in the busier boss fights where you barely have any idea what you're looking at. But the sakapatate suicide bomb is still one of the most baffling ones just because of how arbitrarily tight the parry window is, the fucking dodge there feels like a normal parry anywhere else

>>713327374
We don't live in a tasteful enough world for that. The votes at Geoffs show are 90% by fag queer journos.

>>713327304
Look at the total damage again retard and you'll see why it took 28 minutes.

>>713308496
>>713327374
Why are FF fags and tendies such cancer?

>>713327476
>sakapatate suicide bomb
Glad I wasn't the only one who felt this way, by the end of the game I felt like I was going insane still missing it.

>>713313398
after defeat of paintress. is it a prison or more of a stalemate between him and Aline, leaving them mostly sterile outside the monolith.

>>713308496
Translation: I want expedition vs ff because I hate both

The artstyle is cool but the UE5 visual artifacts are incredibly appalling. Everything from the weird hair, the overall blurriness and silhouettes just look bad.

>100~ hours in the game
>keep watching random retards on the tube to experience it again
we don't get many games like this lads

>>713327614
It wouldn't surprise me if that was the smtvfag, check out old persona 5 threads and it was this passive aggressive bitch always seething at P5 and defending smtv and trying to drag us against DMCV and kh3
>>713327663
Expedition 33 is really unique. It deserves to win against ds2 for sure. I wouldn't mind if the sequel was a new story, but they have gold here by releasing short jrpg like games now

>>713327374
Death Stranding 2 and Silent Hill f are gonna be the frontrunners.

>>713327663
The memes alone have cemented it in my all-time favorites.

>>713327738
What a fugly bug

>>713327789
t. White woman

>>713327806
We dont sign our posts here

>>713327571
oh you're right, the damage I noticed right away when I said that only autistic trannies would put 28 minutes of setup into one move was the part I was missing.

>>713327663
>we don't get many games like this lads
always happens when you play a game for the first time in your life

>>713327776
>The memes

>>713308269 (OP)
An alright 6/10. The writing is too childish to take seriously and the premise, balance and setting fall apart midway through Act IV. One good thing is they were at the very least very creative with the world design. I hate when games just bombard me with rolling green hill number 266437336. Verso was a shit character sadly.

>>713329060
>act IV
Meant act II wtf did I put that. Anyway Act III is just a short mainline level and a fuckton of side content so the game effectively only really has 2 acts.

>>713329060

>>713329060
>Verso was a shit character sadly.
I honestly wonder how much of this is just Ben Starr being dogshit. I remember how Troy Baker used to get shit for being cast in everything and I do hate the guy for how insufferable he is but I saw a clip of one of his sequences in the first last of us and that guy actually had talent and range compared to Starr's dogshit forced low voice. Oh well at least it isn't yongyea or noshir dalal.

>>713329131
you'd only say something like this if you didn't do the act III content because you're an adhd zoomer.

>>713308269 (OP)
It’s persona with western style graphics and a worse story. Solid game but just play the original (Persona)

>>713330131
>spot the t*ndie: the post
E33 btfos persona, and its not even close

>>713329178
That quote in the context of the video is that Verso wouldn't have had a conversation with Lune or Sciel about their nature of existence in camp. It's a pretty narrow scope.
The more interesting quote is the director admitting the game leans toward portraying Verso's ending as the good one, which I think is obvious to anyone with eyes even though I don't personally agree with it but whatever.

>>713330283

Ben Starrbros, is FF16 worth it?

>>713330368

>>713328562
not really but I'm gonna guess you are 18 the minimum age to use this site

>>713322362
>it's rare to see someone this buckbroken

I take it you have never seen SO:TL or TLoU threads on /v/?

>>713324225
>crashes constantly on the world map even if you have a 4090

Should've bought an AMD card

>>713330520
Not unless too cheap. Ff16 really needed a party system

>>713329642
Maybe. Gustave's and Renoir's VAs were insanely good so Verso hitting me with that sarcastic cadence every other sentence made me legit want to skip his dialogue (which I should've).

>>713330060
I sadly did and none of it meant anything to me after the game went full Eternal Sonata and only the Dessendres mattered in the end. Since breaking the game is piss easy I one-shotted almost everything. Only retries I had were Simon (the only boss I minmaxed for, my guys went from like using like 120 lumina since I was too lazy to assign them more to like 250. Complete overkill), the 3 elemental boss fight in Bea's mansion (that were immune to damage and it changed every turn, I literally just learned it and retried the fight) and Alicia (I didn't even use Stendhal against her lmao had I even bothered to update Maelle it would've been a 1 turn fight). The side content is a worthless slog.

>>713308496
kek i believe it

>>713308496
did it ever occur to you that people can like more than one game

>>713308269 (OP)
Lune's bush on the front page!

>>713308496
No shit.

I unironically love parryslop so much

>>713308269 (OP)
lets face it, im never gonna play it no matter how much you shill it

>>713308269 (OP)
Paper Mario but wamen Netflix show

>>713330368
It's such a simple pair of endings but gaming writing is such childish dogshit that people treat it like someone's just written macbeth for the first time.

>>713330520
Some of the boss fights are amazing but the entire game and especially the writing is some of the worst of all time. But if your taste is so bad that you like Ben Starr you'll probably love it.

I haven't played it. I can't into turn based games.

Reddit writing

>>713335603
I remember hating turn-based games as a kid and then getting into them later
Not to say you're a kid for disliking them, just that you might wanna try one even if you think you hate them

Overly melodramatic goyslop for women and trannies to cry to, no way I'm playing that negative test trash

>>713335603
You're in luck. You don't need any experience with turn based games to beat it. Just listen for the swoosh and hit the parry button and you'll be at the ending in 30-40 hours.

>>713308269 (OP)
i liked it yeah, but i've never denied that

>>713308269 (OP)
Not played it and no intention to

>>713308269 (OP)
>admit it
why would i not admit it?

die alone

>>713314701
uuuoooohhhh

>>713308496
It's true. They're THAT insecure.

i can't afford to pay 100 ausbucks for games very often because my rent and food costs are high as fuck, thats why i haven't played it. does it have denuvo? because if not i will just get it for free.

>>713321047
>deleted reddit account with unsourced claims amounting to "I think he may have had enough money to start a dev studio on a loan"
Kepler gave them ~$10M aftere 3 years of production. Dev team jumped from ~10 to 32 + contractors. Office was dad's mansion. Talent was scalped from Ubi defectors, Grissini, and forum posts. Lead writer was hired from reddit as a VA, but turned out to be among the greatest writers of all time despite never having published or shared anything before.

>>713308496
We know,tendie

>>713308269 (OP)
too much dialogue, uninteresting characters, ugly aesthetic, poor quality animations, entry level story, bad pacing, derivative gameplay. it’s easily in the 20th percentile or lower for all rpgs I’ve ever played

>>713333468
He is a falseflaggeg

>>713308496
Didn't you already try this with Persona and Stellar blade, smvtroon?

>>713308269 (OP)
It's the best game I have played in a very long time, single-handedly rekindled my passion for vidya. Also I hadn't played or had interest in a JRPG since Grandia and now I'm looking forward to play all the PS1 JRPGs and Final Fantasy shit I missed besides 7 which was a fucking bore.

I honestly dropped it after the first act, it just isn't fun or charming. I'd rate it 6.5/10.

>>713308269 (OP)
kys shill

>>713341963
>best game I ever played
>can’t wait to play all the good games I have never touched
it’s disgusting how pathetic you are

>>713342096
>>best game I ever played
>It's the best game I have played in a very long time
You literally can't read.

>>713314617
>E33 is pretty much the ideal /v/ game: small studio, non-pozzed, underpriced, great story, gameplay, visuals, soundtrack, and characters.
yeah but it's also popular so it can't possibly be good

>>713324225
>if you have a 4090
Worked on my 3060, richfags btfo

>>713342179
doesn’t change the fact that you’ve played less than 10 games and your opinion is worthless. can’t refute that one

>>713342052
Fuck off tendie, dont you need more dk threads?

>>713342245
I didn't touch JRPGs because of how liked shit like FF7 was and how fucking bad and boring it was to me, Japanese should kiss France's ass for redeeming the entire genre in my eyes.

>>713342272
You are mentally ill

Why do E33 coomers attack every other thread on this board
Are they that desperate kek

>>713327789
t.

>>713330131
Persona is a meme series that people only like for the dating sim elements.

>>713342750
Why did you post your selfie?

>>713328435
It wasnt 28 minutes of setup into one move, retard.
It was a pattern of stun locking Simon and spamming stendahl and gommage every turn. How else do you think I recieved 0 damage? Think, retard, think!

>>713308269 (OP)
When i started my second walkthrough i got bored. U have to face the truth. Ue5 games are always one-time. they don't really have a soul to make you want to come back. all I liked in the end were the characters, but the world they're in is generic, like in elden ring, wu kong, and others. to be honest, I would give the game a 0/10 without the Verso character.

>>713342228
Works on my steam deck

>>713308269 (OP)
But I always said that it's one of my all time favorites?!

My biggest complaint about the game is that it’s too easy. Only Simon is a challenge.

>>713308269 (OP)
I haven't played it and all i've seen was some short gameplay footage from the start of the game. I heard frogspeak so i quickly lost interest and the gameplay looked boring.

>>713344302
>>>/r/eddit

>>713344365
Unironically no u. Who other than a redditor would defend the french.

>>713344689
hating the french is literally safe reddit racism

>>713327296
that's because ER is more forgiving compared to E33's normal modes, tho last week's patch to E33 makes story mode so easy that even gaming journalists can parry now and it's not even necessary because enemies do no damage

>>713335390
You haven't read any of the classics you quote in random internet posts. If you had you'd realize that they aren't that great either.

>>713344725
>>713344689
It's not even safe reddit racism. It's safe facebook racism. It's okay to say "those stinky french" or "those fucking Russians" because they're lily white.

>>713341694
I wonder what people like you think generic posts like this achieve. Especially on a website like this were people are trained by experience to sniff out fake rage posts.

>>713311386
the Thousand Year Door is unironically a top 10 RPG all time

>crying about disliking the french now
/v/eddit moment, if not /v/itter

>>713314923
Holy fuck her head is MASSIVE, like those gameshark big head cheats.

>>713345556
Looks fine to me

>>713308269 (OP)
I loved the game, It has pretty much everything I'm looking for in a story-driven experience. I agree it doesn't have much replayability but this is fine there are other games more suited for that. Now hoping for a DLC that adds some content at the west of the map.

>>713345616
No way. Going with The Order because this game's aesthetics and title remind me of it, but it could probably be any game with realistic looking character rendering.

>>713308496
This. So much this.

>>713308269 (OP)
I haven't played it, and it intentionally using Masonic numbers has me at odds with it. I really don't like the rat people.

>>713345616
>>713346296
Ben Starr vs Ben Starr, going for similar shoulder height, heads are insanely big in this game.

>>713346296
>>713346649
Big brain game requires big brain characters. You wouldn't get it, brainlets.

>>713346296
How does one achieve this. Jewgle shows nothing

>>713327296
I need to replay Elden Ring then because I remember any Souls game to be much harder.