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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:17:21 AM No.713313904
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We will never get psp levels of handheld soul again because of the switch and deck
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:19:18 AM No.713314039
>>713313904 (OP)
Mobile chip had to get bigger to be more powerful and battery tech hardly improved within the past 10 years so they need to be bigger to handle the more powerful silicon.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:23:53 AM No.713314340
>>713313904 (OP)
You can still use a PSP anon. They didn't all disappear. You can even use it on public transit and dab on all the loser normies around you staring at their gay ass soulless phones. The only barrier to handheld soul is yourself.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:25:27 AM No.713314442
>>713313904 (OP)
Yeah wish modern handheld can be a bit smaller. I hate having need to use bag everywhere. Also bring back handheld exclusive games.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:27:40 AM No.713314582
>>713313904 (OP)
Those soulful games are now called "Indie" games and are on steam and can be played on any handheld that runs steam. The "soul" that you speak of is just nostalgia and that is fine.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:29:40 AM No.713314713
>>713313904 (OP)
Never forgive Playstation for killing the Vita
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:30:58 AM No.713314807
>>713313904 (OP)
Name 10 games
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:32:46 AM No.713314941
>>713314807
Clannad
Kanon
Air
Little busters
Rewrite
Machi
Dies irae
Cross channel
Saihate no ima
Steins gate
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:36:42 AM No.713315171
>>713314941
Hereโ€™s a quick check for each gameโ€™s Steam availability:

Clannad: Available on Steam.

Kanon: Available on Steam (as "Kanon" by Key).

Air: Available on Steam (as "AIR" by Key).

Little Busters!: Available on Steam (as "Little Busters! English Edition").

Rewrite: Available on Steam (as "Rewrite").

Machi: There is no widely known visual novel or game titled "Machi" from Key or major VN developers on Steam. This is likely the one not available.

Dies irae: Amantes amentes: Available on Steam (as "Dies irae: Amantes amentes").

Cross Channel: Available on Steam (as "Cross Channel - Steam Edition").

Saihate no Ima: Not available on Steamโ€”no official release under this title.

Steins;Gate: Available on Steam (as "STEINS;GATE").
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:44:04 AM No.713315674
>>713315171
show me a psp form factor device that can run steam
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:44:16 AM No.713315690
>>713313904 (OP)
just recently got one of these for free that was a total writeoff, spent $100 on parts and got it back running then put the entire catalog of (good) psp games on it, as well as every nes, snes, gbc, gba, n64 and (good) ps1 game, then gave it to my brother
such a kino machine, i remembered it fondly but actually setting up/using one again really made me wish this sort of thing was still popular and being made, the form factor is great and it's plenty tough for drops and such, wouldn't mind it being thinner and possibly a full metal case but shit man they knocked it out of the park

>>713314807
3rd birthday, ben 10 ultimate alien cosmic destruction, blokus portable - steambot championship, bounty hounds, dead head fred, diner dash sizzle and serve, dungeon maker 2 the hidden war, ford racing off road, ghost in the shell standalone complex (psp ver is a unique game), ghost rider, grand theft auto liberty city stories, guilty gear judgment, kenka bancho badass rumble, metal gear solid peace walker, metal gear ac!d, monster hunter portable 2nd g, monster hunter portable 3rd, mtv pimp my ride, neopets petpet adventures the wand of wishing, phantasy star portable 2, prinny 2 dawn of operation panties dood, pursuit force extreme justice, rengoku 2, the sims 2 (psp), steambot chronicles battle tournament, tales of the world radiant mythology, tony hawks underground 2 remix, undead knights, untold legends bortherhood of the blade, what did i do to deserve this my lord 2

all verifiable kino
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:46:29 AM No.713315829
>>713314941
>Doesnt even mention Chinatown Wars

This is why the PSP was shit and the Vita worse. Just weeb trash for weebs.
Replies: >>713316616 >>713319161 >>713319786
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:47:11 AM No.713315878
>>713315690
why do that when you can buy a working one for much less than 100
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:47:28 AM No.713315895
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>>713313904 (OP)
k
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:48:19 AM No.713315956
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>>713313904 (OP)
The deck fucked up everything up
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:49:52 AM No.713316049
>>713315956
Normies will literally laugh at you for not using your phone in public if you arent doing anything and just looking around
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:50:01 AM No.713316058
>>713315878
it's the journey not the destination, i had to strip it right down and fix everything, it was fun, also pulled out the umd drive to half the weight of unit
was considering doing one of the custom battery mods as well but decided keeping the case as-is is more important, and to be fair, half of that cost was just the memory stick because i bought 2 128gb since i couldn't remember if the system capped at 256 or 128, if i had bought 2 64gb it would've only been a $50 job
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:56:05 AM No.713316462
>>713316058
Ah ok with sd card thats fair
I use a 64 gb in mine and its nowhere near full though
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:58:03 AM No.713316554
i had a psp and currently have a deck and love it fuck off OP
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:59:22 AM No.713316616
>>713315829
It had a solid god of war game, but that's all I know as far as exceptions.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:01:03 AM No.713316706
>>713313904 (OP)
>YOU NEED TO MAKE HANDHELD GAMES FOR PICK UP AND PLAY NOBODY WANTS CONSOLE GAMES ON A HANDHELD
>today
>it's all console game ports on a handheld for the switch and switch 2 and nobody has a problem with it

What went wrong?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:01:57 AM No.713316758
>>713316462
yea i left it off with i think 40gb free since i put so much shit on it, had to use the categories plugin to sort shit so it didn't take 5 minutes to load the full games list lmao

>>713316616
both god of wars, ghost rider, dante's inferno and the wolverine game are decent as god of war-likes imo, in the brainless dab on enemies genre, i liked them all
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:04:50 AM No.713316925
>>713313904 (OP)
Deck is soul
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:06:54 AM No.713317048
>>713313904 (OP)
People want better performance, but also more than an hour of battery, but also want the device to cost under $1000. People can't make up their minds, they just want the impossible to happen.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:07:46 AM No.713317090
>>713315956
I'd be too embarrassed to play my Deck in public. Also I like not looking at screens when I'm outside.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:12:57 AM No.713317382
>>713317090
Pretty much this.

At the very least he should have just had some Solitair like game running. It's not as hard to see in daylight, and it's more dadcore
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:26:13 AM No.713318092
>>713315171
heres a thought: fuck (((steam)))
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:27:27 AM No.713318157
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:27:29 AM No.713318160
People actually got in trouble with psp at school. Never DS
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:32:32 AM No.713318395
>>713318157
the vita was pure soul. i wish it got more exclusives.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:33:32 AM No.713318447
>>713318160
kids who had a PSP were troublemakers who slacked off. kids who had a DS were nerds with good grades
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:46:21 AM No.713319161
>>713315829
Chinatown is a DS game anon chan, genuinely made for it. WHy do you think there's so many out of place minigames?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:48:26 AM No.713319270
>>713318447
I had both :)
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:51:49 AM No.713319427
>>713315956
>dude brought his switch to the park
kids thought he's a bing bing wahoo guy keke
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:57:02 AM No.713319657
batteries
batteries
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>>713314039
>battery tech hardly improved within the past 10 years
u wut m8? Battery improve year after year, maybe manufacturers just use chips that consume more power every year so you don't notice the improvements.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:59:41 AM No.713319786
>>713315829
Tell us your first Playstation was a PS4 without directly saying it
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:03:38 AM No.713319995
>still have my release og fat
>ghosting
>analogue nub drift
>dpad worse than xbox 360
>square button is flawed by design
It's a piece of shit, but back then it was okay. My PocketPC was way more fun, though.

>>713314807
GTA Liberty City Sotries
Lumines
Lumines II
Conception
Exit
LocoRoco 2
Burnout Legends
God of War: Ghost of Sparta (uncensored)
Tekken 6
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:06:17 AM No.713320129
>>713318157
>steam deck
Is this right? I have to rethink that thing. How does it handle Rogue Squadron 2? Never seen an emulator do well with that one.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:07:45 AM No.713320189
>>713320129
YouTube any game you can think of + Steam Deck and see for yourself
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:10:22 AM No.713320336
>>713319657
Batteries can't keep up with increasing performance of chips
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:11:09 AM No.713320375
>>713320189
I forget everything on farking YT.
>that st-t-t-tutter
oh well.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:12:32 AM No.713320436
>>713320336
That's literally what I said.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:13:54 AM No.713320502
>>713313904 (OP)
>4 hour battery for less than ps2 visuals
>4 hour loading times
>4 games
Meh
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:14:58 AM No.713320550
>>713318157
we must return to DSi/PSP sized handhelds
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:16:10 AM No.713320610
>>713319427
Whats the difference? At least the switch would be playing something fun.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:21:45 AM No.713320875
>>713313904 (OP)
You couldn't recognize "soul" without your nostalgia stink even if it literally slapped you in the face, because you will just call it "shovelware" anyway.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:27:54 AM No.713321185
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I love the PSP.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:31:50 AM No.713321379
The psp was literally the original switch, the entire selling point was PS2 level gaming on the go
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:12:33 AM No.713323365
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>>713315171
no one with a brain cares about steam you idiot. PC troons are annoying faggots
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:23:01 AM No.713323898
>>713321379
Peacewalker has cross save with the ps3 version which is very epic
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:52:42 AM No.713325167
Rengoku II
Rengoku II
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>>713314807
There's only ONE game worth getting on the psp
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:42:42 AM No.713327351
>>713323365
I got a message from a steam janny that was basically "I'm not a mod for the developer, I'm from steam, you have not violated TOS, but you are being rude please stop." Told him something like "if TOS hasn't been violated, there is no issue" and that was the end of that. Didn't get another message.