Thread 713317213 - /v/ [Archived: 874 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:09:58 AM No.713317213
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Tendies be like yooo this gameplay is the fire!
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:12:13 AM No.713317338
>>713317213 (OP)
movement looks so weightless and animations look terrible and awkward. Nintendo no longer cares about game feel.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:14:17 AM No.713317472
>>713317213 (OP)
Give the series back to the west. Japanese developers fundamentally do not understand Donkey Kong.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:15:40 AM No.713317536
>>713317213 (OP)
I can't get over how fucking bad his model looks
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:15:48 AM No.713317543
What point are you even trying to make here tranny? Surely he didn't start the game on top of that pipe
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:17:29 AM No.713317646
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>713317543
>What point are you even trying to make here tra-ACK!!!
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:19:14 AM No.713317739
>>713317213 (OP)
That dot work effect reminds me of Monter Hunter Wild's implementation of FSR 3. But hey, at least it got as a goddamn pedo spamming porn.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:22:10 AM No.713317892
dithered transparency is so fucking ugly and soulless
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:31:51 AM No.713318367
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>>713317543
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:33:16 AM No.713318427
>>713317213 (OP)
this genuinely looks like it was developed by indians
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:42:44 AM No.713318958
This game existing really proves to me that Wario will never get another mainline game. It feels like it could have easily been a Wario game with a few tweaks.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:43:07 AM No.713321919
Bananza will be GotY and all you raresnoys will still be seething.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:51:49 AM No.713322350
>>713318367
does bait even need to be higher effort than this, honestly? why aren't all twitter debates just a series of *pic of thing you like* on top of trans flags
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:52:28 AM No.713322384
>>713318958
>with a few tweaks
List them
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:56:17 AM No.713322575
>>713321919
>trananza beating e33
LOL
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:59:03 AM No.713322709
Platformers are usually a snooze fest, regardless, but collectathons are the worst offenders. I imagine you are required to find like fifteen useless pieces of garbage to continue in each area
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:59:19 AM No.713322720
>Snoytrannies absolutely fucking boilin'
The Switch 2 is the gift that just keeps giving. How many Snoyxirs will rope by EOY?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:02:13 AM No.713322864
>>713322575
E33 is also going to be on the Switch 2
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:04:07 AM No.713322957
>>713317213 (OP)
why is his disgusting tongue constantly hanging out
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:04:26 AM No.713322970
>>713317536
If it's a 3d platformer Im sold! You are correct though, DK looks like a horror cartoon.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:04:27 AM No.713322973
>>713322864
Funny how tendies were shitting on it until they announced this
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:10:45 AM No.713323281
>>713317213 (OP)
When are these Japs going to get over their open world/open design obsession and finally start making good games again?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:13:05 AM No.713323394
>>713323281
When they start to sell like shit
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:13:05 AM No.713323395
>>713317213 (OP)
Donkey Kong if he drink tap water
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:18:53 AM No.713323708
>>713317213 (OP)
donkey kong if jeff dunham hand up his ass
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:23:38 AM No.713323931
>>713322973
You mean you falseflagging, because you have nothing else going on in your life, no video games either, and so dedicate yourself to running spite campaigns on a niche african birdwatching forum?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:35:46 AM No.713324439
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>>713323931
Says the tendie retard who's attaches a corporation's success to his own identity because he's achieved nothing in his own life
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:40:07 AM No.713324634
>>713324439
trvke
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:36:10 AM No.713327043
>>713324439
HOOOLY FUCKING TRVKE
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:12:39 AM No.713328715
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>>713324439
Schizo having a meltdown.

Imagine being so completely mindbroken and mentally ill that you go through life considering a fucking video game company to be your arch nemesis.

You will seethe on this hentai pedo board every day for the next decade lmao