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Anonymous No.713317213 [Report] >>713317338 >>713317472 >>713317536 >>713317739 >>713318427 >>713322957 >>713323281 >>713323395 >>713323708
Tendies be like yooo this gameplay is the fire!
Anonymous No.713317338 [Report]
>>713317213 (OP)
movement looks so weightless and animations look terrible and awkward. Nintendo no longer cares about game feel.
Anonymous No.713317472 [Report]
>>713317213 (OP)
Give the series back to the west. Japanese developers fundamentally do not understand Donkey Kong.
Anonymous No.713317536 [Report] >>713322970
>>713317213 (OP)
I can't get over how fucking bad his model looks
Anonymous No.713317543 [Report] >>713318367
What point are you even trying to make here tranny? Surely he didn't start the game on top of that pipe
Anonymous No.713317646 [Report]
>713317543
>What point are you even trying to make here tra-ACK!!!
Anonymous No.713317739 [Report]
>>713317213 (OP)
That dot work effect reminds me of Monter Hunter Wild's implementation of FSR 3. But hey, at least it got as a goddamn pedo spamming porn.
Anonymous No.713317892 [Report]
dithered transparency is so fucking ugly and soulless
Anonymous No.713318367 [Report] >>713322350
>>713317543
Anonymous No.713318427 [Report]
>>713317213 (OP)
this genuinely looks like it was developed by indians
Anonymous No.713318958 [Report] >>713322384
This game existing really proves to me that Wario will never get another mainline game. It feels like it could have easily been a Wario game with a few tweaks.
Anonymous No.713321919 [Report] >>713322575
Bananza will be GotY and all you raresnoys will still be seething.
Anonymous No.713322350 [Report]
>>713318367
does bait even need to be higher effort than this, honestly? why aren't all twitter debates just a series of *pic of thing you like* on top of trans flags
Anonymous No.713322384 [Report]
>>713318958
>with a few tweaks
List them
Anonymous No.713322575 [Report] >>713322864
>>713321919
>trananza beating e33
LOL
Anonymous No.713322709 [Report]
Platformers are usually a snooze fest, regardless, but collectathons are the worst offenders. I imagine you are required to find like fifteen useless pieces of garbage to continue in each area
Anonymous No.713322720 [Report]
>Snoytrannies absolutely fucking boilin'
The Switch 2 is the gift that just keeps giving. How many Snoyxirs will rope by EOY?
Anonymous No.713322864 [Report] >>713322973
>>713322575
E33 is also going to be on the Switch 2
Anonymous No.713322957 [Report]
>>713317213 (OP)
why is his disgusting tongue constantly hanging out
Anonymous No.713322970 [Report]
>>713317536
If it's a 3d platformer Im sold! You are correct though, DK looks like a horror cartoon.
Anonymous No.713322973 [Report] >>713323931
>>713322864
Funny how tendies were shitting on it until they announced this
Anonymous No.713323281 [Report] >>713323394
>>713317213 (OP)
When are these Japs going to get over their open world/open design obsession and finally start making good games again?
Anonymous No.713323394 [Report]
>>713323281
When they start to sell like shit
Anonymous No.713323395 [Report]
>>713317213 (OP)
Donkey Kong if he drink tap water
Anonymous No.713323708 [Report]
>>713317213 (OP)
donkey kong if jeff dunham hand up his ass
Anonymous No.713323931 [Report] >>713324439
>>713322973
You mean you falseflagging, because you have nothing else going on in your life, no video games either, and so dedicate yourself to running spite campaigns on a niche african birdwatching forum?
Anonymous No.713324439 [Report] >>713324634 >>713327043 >>713328715
>>713323931
Says the tendie retard who's attaches a corporation's success to his own identity because he's achieved nothing in his own life
Anonymous No.713324634 [Report]
>>713324439
trvke
Anonymous No.713327043 [Report]
>>713324439
HOOOLY FUCKING TRVKE
Anonymous No.713328715 [Report]
>>713324439
Schizo having a meltdown.

Imagine being so completely mindbroken and mentally ill that you go through life considering a fucking video game company to be your arch nemesis.

You will seethe on this hentai pedo board every day for the next decade lmao