/v/etards when playing Stellar Blade

>>713328464 (OP)
where did you find this video of me???

>>713328464 (OP)
Me when I saw Pauline the new Donkey Kong game

>>713328464 (OP)
What the FUCK was his problem?

>>713328464 (OP)
I never saw downy who are faggot, all of them love big boobs and Joh Cena

>>713328464 (OP)
that's me whenever a female appears in any game retard also will you commit sudoku when SB2 comes out?

>>713328464 (OP)
I appreciate this guy's candor and envy it even

theres a huge overlap between stellar blade fans and gachafags. that should tell you enough

>>713328464 (OP)
based

>>713328630
Now that I think about I haven't seen a gay downys as well wtf

>>713328464 (OP)
>be literally me
>based

>>713328602
He was feeling a bit down

>>713328464 (OP)
While appreciated the boobs and butt I dont feel like I overly ogled eve

He's still mad stellar blade outside switch 2, thus meaning it outsold mario kart and donky dong

>>713328464 (OP)
He looks happy, good for him.

>>713328927
>>713304426
What happened to the big asses = nignog? Tendies are so fucking hypocrites

>>713328464 (OP)
He got paid for that clip.

>>713328956
You know tendies, they just wanna have their cake and eat it too. And it's a big cake because they're fatasses.

>>713328796
if he was white everyone on the street will be asking him if he is the dude from the ad but since he is asian no one does because all of them look the same.

>>713328956
Tendies are the ones sabotaging other waifus threads while leaving theirs in peace

>>713328521
I filmed it so we could watch my funny reaction to your dancing

>>713328464 (OP)
oh yeah that was a good view from where i was standing, good times

>>713328630
Loving John Cena is pretty gay though

Down syndrome people are angels sent by God to test us, they are pure souls

uh huh

>>713328679
wtf why would nikke fans enjoy stellar blade?!

>>713329313
unless its horse sex not interested

>>713328464 (OP)
i wish i was as happy as him.

>>713329139
So that's why none of them are gay

I wish i can be as happy as him

>>713329612
An absurd number of them are gay/bi

>>713329696
That absurd number is 1, btw

>>713328796
I love how this ad makes it look like that who plays gacha misses out on life and be a shit parent

>>713328796
...it this ad supposed to make people want to play the game?

>>713329409
Usually because they own both a phone and a pc. Only the most poorest ones only own a phone or a laptop as their "Desktop"

>>713328464 (OP)
How dare this retard have a good time? He should be miserable to make women more comfortable in video games.

>>713328757
>Now that I think about I haven't seen a gay downys as well wtf
Makes perfect sense, midwits are the ones most susceptible to propaganda and peer pressure, their IQ ends up giving them just enough rope to hang themselves..
Literal retards just follow their instincts and can't be negotiated into doing otherwise.

>>713329830
unironically it worked on me

>>713328464 (OP)
Literally me

>>713328796
Based ad, reminds me of the old pre-woke game ads that didn't give a fuck about offending people.

>>713328796
could you please stop posting this video of me? thanks

>>713328757
In my elementary school there was a pair of twin downy boys who got caught fucking each other in the bathroom multiple times

>>713328796
Reminder that this ad offended the playerbase and they pulled it

>>713331229
can't imagine why

>>713328464 (OP)
>the triple take
top zozzle

>>713331229
Why can't gooks appreciate healthy banter?

>>713329139
I can't say I've had a bad experience with one either. They're pretty chill.

>>713328907
bodycount: 666

>>713331405
their society is falling apart
which one isn't?

>>713331408
This. The real problem are the borderline downs. Too inept to be normalfags, too self aware to be full downs, it's a middle ground that turns them into bitter misfits.

>>713328796
Literally me
>>713329830
Yes

>>713329830
If you cant relate to tgis ad you dont belong on this website

>>713331229
You are now aware all gachas have tranny orbiters

>>713331486
That sounds like hell. I'll pray for them.

>>713328464 (OP)
based retard

>>713329830
it's more about attracting the people that is like that but are still not playing it
reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IURfntimnlA
which is the reason i decided to finally watch Star Trek.

>>713331841
too bad patrick stewart is senile now. Picard is such a literal shitshow

>>713331949
>Picard is such a literal shitshow
it is, i liked season 3 tho, that's how the whole show should had been.

>>713329696
>>713329787
Gay downs exist. Downs in general get molested a lot more than the average bear for obvious reasons of lower risk of being found out. Molestation in childhood is a huge component to gay conversion. There are some real genetic gays but all honest gays will admit how big molestation is in an uncomfortably large percentage of origin stories.

I'm not talking out of my ass here. I worked with downs kids and there were multiple that tried to molest me for being a cute twink/were obsessed with me.

>>713328862
underrated post

>>713332112
I gave up after they killed off (for good) a 33 year old Data who has apparently lived for too long so a dottering old man can wander around his vineyards for a few more years in data's old body. to say nothing of the rest of the plot of that fucking season

>>713331120
no need to make up some stories just to spread some propaganda, anon

>>713328464 (OP)
He's the freest man in the world.

>>713328464 (OP)
I envy them sometimes

>>713332179
No such thing as "genetic gays". Some might be more predisposed to it than others, but we're ultimately a combination of our genetics and our life experiences. Any kid could turn out gay or straight depending on what they go through in life, it's just a matter of how much it would take to push them in that direction.

>>713333234
wholesome

>>713329830
They know what they are

>>713328464 (OP)
>Nooo you should only fap with Nintendo characters!
Kys tendie shill

>>713332471
he was the other faggot downy, that's why he knows.

>>713333234
Potato pancakes

Realistic korean body

>>713334104
Looks better than those stickpopstars

>>713333234
Sean and Marley lmao
The one with hair is less mentally deficient than his brother on the left, there's even a compilation of him getting frustrated at his brother's and a guest that is even more retarded.

>>713334104
how much is this one?

>>713328602
Trisomic people are obsessed with sex.
I am serious: They're literal fuck machines who would fuck all the time if you'd let them.

>>713328602
he's down for some action

>>713331405
Because escapism is all they have, unironically. SK is an awful place to live.

downies are based

>>713328464 (OP)
Compulsive masturbators who's entire personality is porn are one of the main groups complaining about hot girls in games. They project their own flaws off onto you.

I honestly don't even know how they go out in public without getting arrested, considering that hot girls are everywhere in real life. Maybe they don't.

>>713328464 (OP)
Based tard

>>713334175
Ye they're fun to watch

>>713334597
>SK is an awful place to live.
so is everywhere else now
thanks kikes

>>713328464 (OP)
>”He’s one horny retard.”
>”Aren’t they all? All they want to do is eat and fuck.”

I always liked that line from House of 1000 Corpses.

>>713328602
i dont know y dont u ask me

>>713334930
>are one of the main groups complaining about hot girls in games
Kys manipulative hag.
>considering that hot girls are everywhere in real life
And hags like you are the ones pretending they are not real

>>713328464 (OP)
>OP is an AGP sexual degenerate who does everything from A-Z
>Sees non-failed men enjoy sexy women in video games and gets triggered because they look nothing like him
>makes thread about it on /v/ to "own the chuds"

>>713335285
The persecution against male coomers is hilarious. You would think people with a life would spend their lives better
Like, I can't imagine a rich soccer player scrowling ao3 and be mad at femcels fics

>>713332179
>I worked with downs kids and there were multiple that tried to molest me for being a cute twink/were obsessed with me.
Lmfao where you working at nigga I'm feeling a bit DOWN if you catch my drift ahah :^)

>>713335196
Hags are THE biggest group complaining about hot girls in games. They're trying to reduce competition for male attention and purge society of triggers for their insecurities. Because the whole world revolves around them and men aren't allowed to do anything that they don't like.

I don't know what you're on about accusing me of being a woman, much less an old one. Are you having a woman moment of your own over me calling out compulsive masturbators? Being turned on by women is healthy, and so is refusing to cower before bitter old women and obese blue haired narcissists who don't like that you build your preferences around what YOU want rather than what they want you to want. Being an actual non-buzzword porn addict who spends ten hours per day masturbating and can't look at a hot girl without touching your dick is not healthy. You probably are someone who needs a no-fap month if that's you.

>>713334104
what doth life?

>>713335639
Stay away from them taters.

>>713328796
this mongoloid looks like the current president of Nintendo.

>>713329830
if you have a sense of humour, yes

>>713331405
Asian gacha fans have notoriously poor humor and lose it when you point out they're gooners despite being self-aware that's entirely why they play these games

>>713328757
what if a retard was gay

>>713336971
I thought it was just Koreans who were notoriously fragile?

>>713334104
why are her knees like that?

>>713335819
kek

>>713337469
>HEWOOOOOOOOOOO

>>713333234
They had Hamlet but done with entire Downie actors at the opera house here.
I so wanted to get tickets but I knew I would get kicked out for laughing so hard.
Honestly I've so wanted gaming to have Downie option in character creator for "inclusivity"

>>713334104
>>713334172
She was pregnant so she's naturally fatter than 99% of idols. She's also not popular at all.

Webm related is the ideal body type, worshipped in Asia.

>>713328602
He's down with the sickness!

Hmmm if I prefer >>713334104
To >>713338386 is something wrong with me

>>713335806
Live and let live, roastie
You wanna see some real pervert shit? Go to AO3 or check out love and deepspace fandom

>>713338620
yeah you're cringe

>>713335806
>>713337096
Please sir you can only fap with Nintendo characters sir

>>713334443
wish i was a hot girl so i could hit up facebook communities of trisomic people and fuck the ugliest smelliest most retarded ones and have them scream gutteral roars while they impregnate me

Why do westoids hate beautiful women

>>713328862
>>713334543
>>713338330
this never gets old

>>713328464 (OP)
The triple check goes crazy

>>713338881
Because even normal men are abandoning real women for fictional ones and they are hitting the wall

>>713328796
I look like this and do this

>>713338881
they're all collectively mentally ill, I really have no other explanation at this point

>>713335819
KEK

>>713334443
Anon,you're letting your ugly bastard fetish out again.

>>713338386
>>713338739
>Bodys of males
>No hips
>No tits
>No asses
Yeah you're a faggot

>>713328757
Homo and troon shit is mental illness.
Downies already have mental retardation so there's no room for make-believe genders and fetishes. They're just simple, baseline normies beneath the downs. They like big tits and cool shit.

>>713338840
Why?

>>713335806
Why are you assuming they masturbate all day? And even if they did, what do you even care? Nobody says shit to you when you spam genshin and link twink threads, or furry bara threads, but apparently we are commiting a crime for enjoying beautiful girls.
Spare me from your fake moral shit, we are not the ones bribing companies to make everything ugly and pretend we worship ugly shit

>>713338881
it's literally just bitter women, gay men, and male feminist simps that hate conventionionally attractive women in media but fawn over stuff like muscle mommies and daddies, because they hate straight men and what they like it's that simple

>>713339018
>ESL projecting his homolust
every time

no man is built like this

>>713339140
Why did she do it?

>>713339218
sexpest

>>713338881
Dating apps have fucked up the curve, basically turning human interaction and courtship into Door Dash, and MeToo and the courts being stacked so hard in the woman’s favor guaranteeing her free reign to completely fuck a guy’s life up on a whim make it not even worth the risk.

The “body positivity” thing doesn’t help either. Too many land whales running around.

>>713339018
You are just fat, sister

>>713331229
i dont think you can offend the shameless freaks that play gacha games

>>713328464 (OP)
Me when i saw diana in pragmata.

>>713328602
slayer genetics you wouldn't get it

>>713328464 (OP)
down bad

>>713339072
muscle mommies you say

>>713339206
I don't understand kpop
She's never going to fuck you bro

>>713339047
This reply made me laugh thanks

>>713329830
only 40 year old men with low testosterone are ashamed of their own sexuality

>>713339595
And neither will that fat hog at Vice you orbit

>>713340083
Of course the fat hog at Vice won't fuck you, she has anon. You need a fat hog of your own

>>713328464 (OP)
Based downie, even downies don't want trannies. They say troons stink like shit.

>>713338881
Late stage feminism.

The women feel entitled to men not having any expectations of them; that means demanding that they cease any behaviors that trigger their insecurities and put pressure on them to change, like showing favoritism to more attractive and feminine women
The men have been cucked into believing that standing up to women and teaching them a lesson when they cross the line is unmanly (we live in a post-reason world, so no distinction is made between punishing an abuser and just taking your frustrations out on someone who's smaller and weaker than you)
This has gone on for so long that it's become culturally entrenched; even in the pre-woke times, there was a stupid game that people played where everyone verbally condemned catering to male sexuality while still enjoying works that did just that

The end result is men not being willing to risk their professional image standing up to Karen. The good news is that once westerners start confronting this and see big success, it'll cause a chain reaction that can't be stopped, because everybody is extremely miserable under the Karentocracy. It's important to verbally confront the feminists when they condemn you for putting hot girls in your game instead of agreeing that they're right but those damn customers forced you to do it. They need to be sent screaming and crying out of the conference hall when you tell them that the target audience is men, men do not exist to validate landwhales, they are allowed to want to look at hot women in their games, and that the landwhale is a massive hypocrite if she wants to be allowed to look at attractive guys in media. If she wants to kill herself because men are enjoying looking at pixels, that's a mental issue for her to work through; men shouldn't have to center their lives around her.

>>713333234
honestly quite impresive