Thread 713335348

What the fuck is this retarded shit

>>713335348 (OP)
bobes
ponja

>>713335348 (OP)
Sega getting in bed with paramount

>>713335348 (OP)
it's the patty wagon, dipshit

>>713335348 (OP)
Autists love Sonic
Autists love Spongebob
Simple as

kino

>>713335348 (OP)
>retarded shit
So it's perfect for the average Sonic fan

The movies were a mistake

>>713335348 (OP)
redditbob redditpants

>>713335348 (OP)
>Who's your daddy, Shadow?

>not perfectly round
>green wheels instead of pickles
dropped

This is the hardest image in all of video games

/v/, PLEASE tell me you know what the first thing to do when you get in a car is.

>>713336573
Check and turn the signal to the right

Does anyone even care about Spongebob anymore?

>>713335348 (OP)
Desperation.

>>713336924
spongebob is literally the only real cartoon nickelodeon still actually plays (and loud house kinda) and have shit out multiple spin offs since Hillenburg died
it's the simpsons of nick so yes there's still interest

>>713336573
Buckle my seatbelt and say hello to my Uber driver :)

>>713336942
Desperate about what?

>>713335348 (OP)
>no voice acting for any DLC characters
dropped

>>713337314
It’s so baffling, I get not having them interact but no basic lines? So lazy

>>713336924
the show? not really. not a fan of the autism animation the recent seasons have and never cared for spinoff stuff. run of the mill opinion that 1-3 and movie are top tier and it just gets bumpier as you go with a few still good episodes here and there.
the games? i really like a lot of them, bfbb and movie are the golden standards and it's no wonder purple lamp copied it for cosmic shake and the upcoming one even if cosmic shake was just ok but there's some other good ones like creature from the krusty krab, supersponge (mainly the music) and squigglepants for being a competent warioware clone back before gold revived it. not to mention all the mods movie and bfbb have been getting in recent years to the point it has its own wiki.
>https://www.heavyironmodding.org/wiki/Main_Page

>>713335348 (OP)
>sonic
>minecraft
>spongebob
What the fuck are they concocting? This is beyond lethal levels of autism crammed into a single video game.

>>713336573
Crank this song to max volume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVlcADaT94o

>>713337429
they should put MLP too as a cherry on top

I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living

>>713337429
>Autism
I mean yeah sure but this is also just a bunch of shit kids love, it's not so crazy to do a mashup for max appeal and subsequently max profit. Probably a sad display of evolution, like how Fortnite is collabing with everything and overwatch has started doing it.

>>713336573
BACKING UP

>>713335348 (OP)
All I wanted was another all stars racing transformed with character and tracks from various sega IPs, not pure sonic autism with autistic collabs.

>>713335348 (OP)
spongebob won
shadow lost

>What the fuck is this retarded shit

Sega believing that Sonic is not a brand seller. And they are right.


I'm expecting Garfield to be a guest character too.

>>713337567
I honestly hate crossovers now

>>713336924
i only care about the first few seasons im sure it's generally agreed upon everything after the movie is a mixed bag ranging from okay to adhd garbage with it being mostly the latter

>>713337661
not trying to shit on fortnite but you can thank fortnite for that because they're the ones that started heavily using crossovers for everything to the point where i don't even think they can come up with an all original cast of characters and battle passes anymore

>>713337302
Source on this?

>>713337661
I've hated them for ages. At last people are waking up.

>>713337614
Ah yes transformed with the sega IPs like danica patrick, yogscast, team fortress and the fucking mii
either you didn't actually play it or you are an actual blind retard

>>713337661
I think some can actually be pretty cool but, grand majority is just "woah look guys, it's that thing you like!!!!" With no further thought put into it. And people but it the fuck up too, I'll never get whale mindset

>>713337880
Maybe you're the blind one, he never said Transformed had that, he said he wanted Transformed with that

>>713337957
He's bitching about collabs when half the shit in transformed also wasn't even sega related

>>713337513
Are bronies still relevant in the current age

No playable Squidward?

>>713338031
no

>>713338039
I think there's gonna be Patrick

>>713335348 (OP)
I'll buy it only if someone makes a mod to hide the 3rd party characters from the character select. Sega characters are fine. Minecraft, Spongebob, TMNT and Avatar is going overboard.

Transformed only had characters which you can at least tune out somewhat. This goes a step further and even adds stages for the crossover slop which is just too far for me. Shame but I think this kills my interest in the game.

>>713338025
>half the shit in transformed also wasn't even sega related
Bullshit, it was just a handful of characters. Crossworlds has more non-Sega shit than Transformed. Each premium DLC update adds 2-3 non-Sega character. Worst case, that's 18 non-Sega characters. At best, we end up with 13 non-Sega characters.

>>713338925
And don't forget this is just the first season. Let's say they do a second season like every other game with fucking season passes. That'll be another 12-18 set of non-Sega characters. I'd rather wait for the CTR Switch 2/PC/PS5 port that adds crossplay.

>>713338925
It's gonna be this. (mostly smash bros rejects)

>>713338925
>compelling

>>713339084
Honestly, I'm shocked that Goku hasn't been whored out for crossovers like Godzilla, TMNT or Sonic. Especially when powerlevelfags love to compare every fictional character to him.

>>713339270
Now that you say that I'm legit struggling to think what crossovers Goku shown up in aside from internal Shonen Jump stuff and I can only think of the Korean SNES ad.
https://youtu.be/xzBHMmDBKuE

>>713339270
He was in fortnite right? So they aren't entirely stingy with whoring out goku
It'd be so easy to put him in this game too, rides the nimbus as a kart, flies/rides shenron for a plane and rides roshi's turtle for sea
make it fucking happen

>>713335348 (OP)
>>713335745
>>713335898
>>713336059
>>713337284

>CringeBob

>>713336573
Floor it?

>>713338579
Patrick was shown in the trailer and leaks. Plus the Rogen Turtles and Aang were confirmed.

>ctrl-f redditbob
>only 1 result
/v/ is dead

>>713337660
>she doesn't know

>>713338025
lets see...
in the category of third party characters, SASRT has Team Fortress (PC only), Mii (ninty only), Avatar (xbox only), Wreck-it Ralph, Yogscast (charity), Danica Patrick (who funded half the game so she gets to be in there)
you almost have a point with General Winter as he represents what was a THQ property, but Sega claimed ownership of Company of Heroes

in comparison, Crossworlds has 3 minecraft reps, 2 spongebob reps, a TMNT, and an avatar (thankfully not of the James Cameron variety), all looking like day one dlc

out of 33 characters in SASRT across all platforms, 6 aren't from Sega properties
out of 23 character in Crosswords, 7 aren't from Sega properties

>>713341592
more like SHART lmao

>>713339880
I like where you're going with this, but nimbus for the plane and picrel for the car

>>713341624
>not calling it Sanic Kart Transsexual
you could at least make an effort if you're going to be verbally diarrhetic

>>713341759
no, that would be stupid

>>713337614
And all I wanted was pure Sonic autism without sega characters or any kind of collabs, and we both got screwed.

>>713341759
That was not as clever as you thought

>>713335348 (OP)
>Chilldren cartoon IP cameo
>For a Sonic racing game that's intended to be all ages
if this induces rage, get some help

>>713336573
Make sure I got blue shells and banana peel on the bumper.

>>713337534
All the IPs in that pic worth giving a damn will be free DLC

>>713335348 (OP)
>we want the smash trans audience