Thread 713337820

Hitman co-op, but where's agent 47?

47 works solo

>>713337820 (OP)
Honestly would have just preferred two 47s

>ace of spades on girls cheek
if you play this shit youre a blacked faggot

>>713337820 (OP)
They did the same shit with the co-op sniper levels in 2. I don't want to be a nog nor a jeet

>>713337820 (OP)
>that tattoo
This is shopped, right?

>>713339959
Nope, real
https://x.com/Hitman/status/1935750581932466277

Yeah, rather than a *new* game mode this is more like returning an unpopular game mode that never took off but had been in Hitman2.
you could surveil the map and decide when you wanted to start popping heads. There were challenges for waiting until certain key scripted events that play out while you lurk.

>>713337820 (OP)
>>713340070
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA LMFAO!

>>713337820 (OP)
>spade tattoo
what the fuck?

>>713337820 (OP)
They really put a spade tattoo on her? what the fuck happened to danes

>>713340374
>danes
They're from Copenhagen, they might as well be Sw*des.

>>713337820 (OP)
>that tattoo
GOTY

>>713340398
That's pure copenhagen

>>713338810
>>713339959
>>713340374
she's brown. subhumans intermixing is fine

>>713337820 (OP)
BBC WON

>>713337820 (OP)
>but where's agent 47?
He's the target.

Why would they even call other assassins? 47 can do everything alone, it wouldn't honestly be too shocking if he somehow found a way to create a 47-2

>>713337820 (OP)
this looks like DEI dog shit

>>713341453
>somehow found a way to create a 47-2
did you skip absolution?
victoria is 47-2, and someday we will get absolution2 where we play as girlboss assassin and kill 47 for killing our mommy

>>713341453
they cloned 47 a shit load of times.. you had to go around killing them

>spade tattoo
Best selling game in India

>>713341587
>did you skip absolution?
No, I just forgot all about it just like the devs
>>713341631
48s are not 47-2

>>713341453
the ICA tried. they had an engineered loli who became a SUPER-ASSASSIN if she was wearing a...computer chip necklace, with her programming on it...it's still so dumb.

>>713341764
not a white woman in the OP thoughever

>>713341936
Sure looks like one.

>>713339959
wtf is wrong with these devs ?

>>713341764
i'd be surprised if even a single one of those adverts were created by a company that isnt ran by a jew

>>713340516
she's swarthy not full on brown

>>713341991
>the brownest, soulless black-eyed latinx woman looks white

>>713341991
get your eyes checked

spades tattoo is a bbc symbol?

>>713342379
specifically with a Q in the spade, so it's only obvious and not overt in this case

>>713342097
Sure fits the agenda. Merging the opposites.

>>713337820 (OP)
>bm
>wf with spade tattoo

>>713344028
>wf
do you really consider this thing white in brazil?

They need race war, thats what this is all about, they've been engineering it for decades, their whole global financial system is about to collapse and they need us to turn on each other instead of going after them.

>>713340374
>>713340259
>>713339959
>>713341671
>>713340531
>mutt's law
it's ace of spades

>>713345368
space of aids

>>713342379
>>713344028
again, it's ace of spades
>mutt's law

>>713345368
>>713345550
timmy frantically coping

>>713346174
>he's coping because not everyone is subject to mutt's law
mutt's law

>>713337820 (OP)
>QOS tattoo

>>713338810
>>713339959
>>713340167
>>713340259
>>713340374
You kids are over half aa decade late to this, educate yourselves

>>713342027
TURN ON YOUR MONITOR

>>713346535
>mutt's law
and again, it's ace of spades

>>713346640
No one would care if she had that tattoo and was the only protagonist, but it's the fact that she has it and her partner is a black dude. It's no coincidence

>>713346861
>it's no coincidence
mutt's law

>>713346861
do brown people ever stop thinking about cuckold porn?

>>713346975
no, they've become completely obsessed

>>713337820 (OP)
Considering the two of them use the exact same animations as 47, I think it would be easy for them to just allow the player to choose from skins of various characters in the game.

>>713341453
Because as good as 47 is, he can’t be everywhere at once.

They need other assassins to do jobs when he’s not available.

I will NOT play the nigger worship game

>>713347179
2016 outrage grifterbait threads called, they want you back

>/nu-v/ having this much of an embarassing reaction to characters introduced 7 years ago
go play games faggots

>>713337820 (OP)
I wanted to get the game but the edition shit is so confusing. They want 70€ for the "standard" edition but from what I can tell, if I buy the part one pack for 6€ and then this upgrade pack https://store.steampowered.com/sub/1230412 for 22€ I should basically have the standard edition right?
btw I don't even see the upgrade pack on the store, only found it because someone on the discussions page linked it, really scummy

>>713349048
their monetization schemes have been funny for almost a decade with the episodic releases and time gated content
good luck

>>713349048
the editions combined are 70€ when not on a sale, and its unlisted because retards would buy it and claim they got scammed, so i assume it appears after you already own part1

>>713349805
>episodic release
this hasn't been a thing for 9 years, and nobody complained about it because the game wouldn't have been made without the episodic format and hitman 2016 is one of the best modern stealth games made.
>time gated content
you are again minimum 3 years out of the loop. you can play them in the et arcade

>>713349805
I bought it and I now have everything except for the hitman 3 dlc stuff
>>713351836
>so i assume it appears after you already own part 1
I made sure to buy them separately to see if that was the case but no, even after I owned part one the upgrade still wouldn't show up on the store. Maybe if I did a steam reboot it would have changed, who knows

>>713353072
so i dug around and found a random old reddit post that confirms what i assume is their or steam's fuckup since you are meant to get linked to that from the ingame menu. either way you are benefiting from it then since you are getting it discounted because the standard isn't on sale.

How is co-op going to work for opportunities where 47 talks to NPCs?

>>713354191
i guess no opportunities since that'd require a lot of voice work, or they just go fuck it and mute your voicelines and watch the NPCs have convos alone

>>713354347
They could use AI I suppose, since most exchanges involving 47 would only require minor dialogue changes.

>>713354191
You'll only be able to play co-op in certain levels. They'll just make those opportunities unavailable.

>chick with BBC tattoo

HAHAHAHAHAHA

WORST SELLING ENTRY OF ALL
TIME HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

I will never ever pay IOI again as long as I live.
The one sole thing they can do to get my money is to remove always online.

Instead they are doubling down while loudly virtue signaling to get free defense brigades.

If I win the lottery, I am commiting every penny I have to financially destroying IOI.
Hitman was one of my favorite franchises and they viciously murdering it as hard as they can. They will pay.

>>713354548
but its a free update and hitmanGO already exists

>>713354548
>mutt's law
again, it's ace of spades

>>713354548
>WORST SELLING ENTRY OF ALL
TIME

She’s been an optional playable character in the sniper mode for some time and the game’s sold just fine.

>Bald black guy
>Easily blend in to a litany of roles in disguise
This is reasonable.

>Turbodyke side-shave feminist cunt with a face tattoo
>Blending in fucking anywhere
This is retarded and also gay.

>>713354739
that connecting popup is visible for 1sec if you get DC and then you can keep playing offline. why are you retards all disingenuous when trying to shit on the game?

>>713347593
Nobody with taste played this FOMO-focused always-online trash.

>>713354950
they are not blend in, they are ICA's snipers

>>713355037
>FOMO
lucky for you, they added a mode you can play all the ETs in that was added *checks notes* ah yes, 3 years ago.

3 years and you don't even bother to update your bait.

>>713354968
Bull fucking horse shit, marketer.
You are kicked back to tbe main menu if you can't reconnect fast enough. If you are playing freelancer, you lose everything in the run.
THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME AND IT'S WHY I WILL CRUSADE AGAINST YOUR SCAM UNTIL YOU CHANGE YOUR SYSTEM, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

You are a piece of shit scamming people into paying for a service disguised as a product.
You are vermin. Filth. Scum.

Fuck
You

>>713355148
Fuck you, corporation worshipping filth.

Always-online singleplayer will NEVER

EVER

be acceptable.

Fuck you, you disingenuous lying piece of shit. You are not human.

>>713355297
>You are kicked back to tbe main menu if you can't reconnect fast enough
nope. play the game. update your bait.

>>713355408
YOU ARE NOW OUTRIGHT LYING

FUCK

YOU

DEATH TO IOI

DEATH TO IOI

DEATH TO IOI

>>713355395
>>713355297

>>713355478
trying too hard, reddit spacing nigger

>>713346640
that's ace of clubs retard baboon

>>713355575
dumb retard

>>713341728
fuck, I always forget what the story of Absolution is. What dogshit.

>>713355478
I believe. Death to judes.

>>713337820 (OP)
>BBC tatoo on the mutt slut
>the other one is a nigger
>faggots folding themselves into pretzels making excuses
>"th-they're old characters, it's fine"

>>713356334
>mutt's law
again, it's ace of spades

>>713354861
>free

RUINING YOUR SERIES FOR FREE!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

NO, I WILL NOT BUY YOUR GAME

>nobody takes the bait so it starts spamming random shit
lol

>>713354950
>who would ever suspect some groid of murder
Playing as a groid gangbanger makes sense, a hit man going after high profile targets???? take your fucking meds it makes no sense

>>713337820 (OP)
0/10 wtf r u doin tier
Hitman but without hitman, behold these two very visible mugs to replace him because we're talentless hacks

>>713357178
>>713357078
>>713356334
samefag

>>713356334
you can't just claim a symbol older than your country for your fetish and expect everyone to know and respect it, Carlos

>>713346640
you just know

>>713340070
>>713337820 (OP)
>IO Interactive A/S (IOI) is a Danish video game developer and publisher based in Copenhagen
Dude WHAT the fuck is wrong with Nordic countries??

>>713357616
know that you are a mutt addicted to cuckshit? yes, that's why it's called the mutt's law.

oh no he's samefagging free bumps in a thread with 100 replies LOL what a lolcow

I was excited for hitman coop. Wanted this for years. I was even willing to put up with a female character because this way both players get unique disguise opportunities

but I can see that /v/ will never have a thread about it.

>>713354191
I'm 100% sure the co-op missions will be specially designed for co-op and will be missing most of the map content.

>>713357972
all you have to do is make a thread without the nigger/woman OP, that way you will avoid most of the /pol/tards who reply to threads like bots despite never having played them because there is a black man in the OP

>>713344028
>white female
What colour are you to think this is white?