Thread 713337820 - /v/ [Archived: 866 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:01:52 PM No.713337820
HITMAN
HITMAN
md5: 465c14fcc8b1764a60b58ef0b29bdc49๐Ÿ”
Hitman co-op, but where's agent 47?
Replies: >>713338673 >>713339610 >>713339959 >>713340167 >>713340259 >>713340374 >>713340415 >>713340531 >>713341289 >>713341557 >>713341764 >>713344028 >>713346535 >>713347116 >>713349048 >>713356334 >>713357178 >>713357731
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:20:56 PM No.713338589
47 works solo
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:22:33 PM No.713338673
>>713337820 (OP)
Honestly would have just preferred two 47s
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:25:47 PM No.713338810
>ace of spades on girls cheek
if you play this shit youre a blacked faggot
Replies: >>713340516 >>713346610
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:43:02 PM No.713339610
>>713337820 (OP)
They did the same shit with the co-op sniper levels in 2. I don't want to be a nog nor a jeet
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:49:53 PM No.713339959
1731369681649216
1731369681649216
md5: d438f8926948cc34fd5f9fe9d49367e1๐Ÿ”
>>713337820 (OP)
>that tattoo
This is shopped, right?
Replies: >>713340070 >>713340516 >>713341996 >>713345368 >>713346610
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:52:01 PM No.713340070
>>713339959
Nope, real
https://x.com/Hitman/status/1935750581932466277
Replies: >>713340167 >>713357731
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:53:01 PM No.713340117
Yeah, rather than a *new* game mode this is more like returning an unpopular game mode that never took off but had been in Hitman2.
you could surveil the map and decide when you wanted to start popping heads. There were challenges for waiting until certain key scripted events that play out while you lurk.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:54:00 PM No.713340167
1748952806269360
1748952806269360
md5: cfe9f4539dc7918210f967327a76faab๐Ÿ”
>>713337820 (OP)
>>713340070
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA LMFAO!
Replies: >>713346610
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:55:48 PM No.713340259
1459378072408
1459378072408
md5: 85efd2466c9a638819ebb96f426f5956๐Ÿ”
>>713337820 (OP)
>spade tattoo
what the fuck?
Replies: >>713345368 >>713346610
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:57:57 PM No.713340374
>>713337820 (OP)
They really put a spade tattoo on her? what the fuck happened to danes
Replies: >>713340398 >>713340516 >>713345368 >>713346610
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:58:43 PM No.713340398
>>713340374
>danes
They're from Copenhagen, they might as well be Sw*des.
Replies: >>713340448
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:59:04 PM No.713340415
2485
2485
md5: dc323a5edaad189a6284e9a9ee9069f2๐Ÿ”
>>713337820 (OP)
>that tattoo
GOTY
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:59:42 PM No.713340448
>>713340398
That's pure copenhagen
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:01:02 PM No.713340516
fgdgdfg
fgdgdfg
md5: 93f46d94f80960d5a012bcb0eaf90211๐Ÿ”
>>713338810
>>713339959
>>713340374
she's brown. subhumans intermixing is fine
Replies: >>713342027
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:01:23 PM No.713340531
>>713337820 (OP)
BBC WON
Replies: >>713345368
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:18:07 PM No.713341289
>>713337820 (OP)
>but where's agent 47?
He's the target.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:21:50 PM No.713341453
Why would they even call other assassins? 47 can do everything alone, it wouldn't honestly be too shocking if he somehow found a way to create a 47-2
Replies: >>713341587 >>713341631 >>713341728 >>713347116
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:24:27 PM No.713341557
>>713337820 (OP)
this looks like DEI dog shit
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:25:02 PM No.713341587
>>713341453
>somehow found a way to create a 47-2
did you skip absolution?
victoria is 47-2, and someday we will get absolution2 where we play as girlboss assassin and kill 47 for killing our mommy
Replies: >>713341716
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:26:03 PM No.713341631
>>713341453
they cloned 47 a shit load of times.. you had to go around killing them
Replies: >>713341716
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:27:03 PM No.713341671
typical pahjeet
typical pahjeet
md5: 1382277249e9dc81e5d5b92c1fbe480f๐Ÿ”
>spade tattoo
Best selling game in India
Replies: >>713345368
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:28:09 PM No.713341716
>>713341587
>did you skip absolution?
No, I just forgot all about it just like the devs
>>713341631
48s are not 47-2
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:28:31 PM No.713341728
>>713341453
the ICA tried. they had an engineered loli who became a SUPER-ASSASSIN if she was wearing a...computer chip necklace, with her programming on it...it's still so dumb.
Replies: >>713356037
REPENT THE END IS NIGH
6/22/2025, 2:29:40 PM No.713341764
1672848943913868_thumb.jpg
1672848943913868_thumb.jpg
md5: b3d7860fc34480d3c1b9366760aaae7d๐Ÿ”
>>713337820 (OP)
Replies: >>713341936 >>713342007
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:33:05 PM No.713341936
>>713341764
not a white woman in the OP thoughever
Replies: >>713341991
REPENT THE END IS NIGH
6/22/2025, 2:34:26 PM No.713341991
1661923259987904
1661923259987904
md5: 70c6f1ecbc885f524c0df86630d851e2๐Ÿ”
>>713341936
Sure looks like one.
Replies: >>713342097 >>713342127
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:34:35 PM No.713341996
>>713339959
wtf is wrong with these devs ?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:35:01 PM No.713342007
>>713341764
i'd be surprised if even a single one of those adverts were created by a company that isnt ran by a jew
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:35:36 PM No.713342027
>>713340516
she's swarthy not full on brown
Replies: >>713346635
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:36:59 PM No.713342097
13gf1d53gd
13gf1d53gd
md5: a8ca3347294dc181dc861d27f6500fa4๐Ÿ”
>>713341991
>the brownest, soulless black-eyed latinx woman looks white
Replies: >>713342805
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:37:35 PM No.713342127
>>713341991
get your eyes checked
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:42:59 PM No.713342379
20250618162126_1
20250618162126_1
md5: 5867e1890a49cf64671058930c9e4fe1๐Ÿ”
spades tattoo is a bbc symbol?
Replies: >>713342521 >>713345550
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:46:20 PM No.713342521
>>713342379
specifically with a Q in the spade, so it's only obvious and not overt in this case
REPENT THE END IS NIGH
6/22/2025, 2:52:00 PM No.713342805
20250622_145102
20250622_145102
md5: d4e87478e6ada36497f7363093570a27๐Ÿ”
>>713342097
Sure fits the agenda. Merging the opposites.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:15:38 PM No.713344028
>>713337820 (OP)
>bm
>wf with spade tattoo
Replies: >>713344616 >>713345550 >>713358534
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:26:20 PM No.713344616
>>713344028
>wf
do you really consider this thing white in brazil?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:35:56 PM No.713345140
Sony Promoting Race War
Sony Promoting Race War
md5: 9609c41ad7caf39e70310f0ae8140b9e๐Ÿ”
They need race war, thats what this is all about, they've been engineering it for decades, their whole global financial system is about to collapse and they need us to turn on each other instead of going after them.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:40:15 PM No.713345368
>>713340374
>>713340259
>>713339959
>>713341671
>>713340531
>mutt's law
it's ace of spades
Replies: >>713345428 >>713346174
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:41:25 PM No.713345428
>>713345368
space of aids
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:43:44 PM No.713345550
>>713342379
>>713344028
again, it's ace of spades
>mutt's law
Replies: >>713346174
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:55:26 PM No.713346174
>>713345368
>>713345550
timmy frantically coping
Replies: >>713346405
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:59:19 PM No.713346405
>>713346174
>he's coping because not everyone is subject to mutt's law
mutt's law
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:01:34 PM No.713346535
file
file
md5: 4955c5416e868adcc781ce6726e792bb๐Ÿ”
>>713337820 (OP)
>QOS tattoo
Replies: >>713346640
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:02:48 PM No.713346610
SlowPoke
SlowPoke
md5: 9992411e4799a03a750d72f32a892f8d๐Ÿ”
>>713338810
>>713339959
>>713340167
>>713340259
>>713340374
You kids are over half aa decade late to this, educate yourselves
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:03:12 PM No.713346635
>>713342027
TURN ON YOUR MONITOR
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:03:14 PM No.713346640
file
file
md5: 41c75a2370a53c714a6a2b8d170859df๐Ÿ”
>>713346535
>mutt's law
and again, it's ace of spades
Replies: >>713346861 >>713355575 >>713357616
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:06:46 PM No.713346861
>>713346640
No one would care if she had that tattoo and was the only protagonist, but it's the fact that she has it and her partner is a black dude. It's no coincidence
Replies: >>713346940 >>713346975
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:07:56 PM No.713346940
>>713346861
>it's no coincidence
mutt's law
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:08:25 PM No.713346975
>>713346861
do brown people ever stop thinking about cuckold porn?
Replies: >>713347080
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:10:17 PM No.713347080
>>713346975
no, they've become completely obsessed
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:10:53 PM No.713347116
>>713337820 (OP)
Considering the two of them use the exact same animations as 47, I think it would be easy for them to just allow the player to choose from skins of various characters in the game.

>>713341453
Because as good as 47 is, he canโ€™t be everywhere at once.

They need other assassins to do jobs when heโ€™s not available.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:11:59 PM No.713347179
I will NOT play the nigger worship game
Replies: >>713347260
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:13:36 PM No.713347260
>>713347179
2016 outrage grifterbait threads called, they want you back
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:18:37 PM No.713347593
>/nu-v/ having this much of an embarassing reaction to characters introduced 7 years ago
go play games faggots
Replies: >>713355037
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:41:57 PM No.713349048
>>713337820 (OP)
I wanted to get the game but the edition shit is so confusing. They want 70โ‚ฌ for the "standard" edition but from what I can tell, if I buy the part one pack for 6โ‚ฌ and then this upgrade pack https://store.steampowered.com/sub/1230412 for 22โ‚ฌ I should basically have the standard edition right?
btw I don't even see the upgrade pack on the store, only found it because someone on the discussions page linked it, really scummy
Replies: >>713349805 >>713351836
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:54:44 PM No.713349805
>>713349048
their monetization schemes have been funny for almost a decade with the episodic releases and time gated content
good luck
Replies: >>713351996 >>713353072
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:29:59 PM No.713351836
>>713349048
the editions combined are 70โ‚ฌ when not on a sale, and its unlisted because retards would buy it and claim they got scammed, so i assume it appears after you already own part1
Replies: >>713353072
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:32:24 PM No.713351996
>>713349805
>episodic release
this hasn't been a thing for 9 years, and nobody complained about it because the game wouldn't have been made without the episodic format and hitman 2016 is one of the best modern stealth games made.
>time gated content
you are again minimum 3 years out of the loop. you can play them in the et arcade
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:49:33 PM No.713353072
>>713349805
I bought it and I now have everything except for the hitman 3 dlc stuff
>>713351836
>so i assume it appears after you already own part 1
I made sure to buy them separately to see if that was the case but no, even after I owned part one the upgrade still wouldn't show up on the store. Maybe if I did a steam reboot it would have changed, who knows
Replies: >>713353948
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:03:01 PM No.713353948
file
file
md5: ea874fc17b2ee20fcfc5cd2ee407a9cd๐Ÿ”
>>713353072
so i dug around and found a random old reddit post that confirms what i assume is their or steam's fuckup since you are meant to get linked to that from the ingame menu. either way you are benefiting from it then since you are getting it discounted because the standard isn't on sale.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:06:43 PM No.713354191
How is co-op going to work for opportunities where 47 talks to NPCs?
Replies: >>713354347 >>713354527 >>713357982
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:08:51 PM No.713354347
>>713354191
i guess no opportunities since that'd require a lot of voice work, or they just go fuck it and mute your voicelines and watch the NPCs have convos alone
Replies: >>713354467
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:10:38 PM No.713354467
>>713354347
They could use AI I suppose, since most exchanges involving 47 would only require minor dialogue changes.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:11:35 PM No.713354527
>>713354191
You'll only be able to play co-op in certain levels. They'll just make those opportunities unavailable.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:11:52 PM No.713354548
>chick with BBC tattoo

HAHAHAHAHAHA

WORST SELLING ENTRY OF ALL
TIME HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO
Replies: >>713354861 >>713354898 >>713354947
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:14:41 PM No.713354739
1675248390300464m
1675248390300464m
md5: c4adcbad5e63fdd566e4de85ec69ea46๐Ÿ”
I will never ever pay IOI again as long as I live.
The one sole thing they can do to get my money is to remove always online.

Instead they are doubling down while loudly virtue signaling to get free defense brigades.

If I win the lottery, I am commiting every penny I have to financially destroying IOI.
Hitman was one of my favorite franchises and they viciously murdering it as hard as they can. They will pay.
Replies: >>713354968
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:16:24 PM No.713354861
>>713354548
but its a free update and hitmanGO already exists
Replies: >>713356615
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:16:54 PM No.713354898
>>713354548
>mutt's law
again, it's ace of spades
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:17:40 PM No.713354947
>>713354548
>WORST SELLING ENTRY OF ALL
TIME

Sheโ€™s been an optional playable character in the sniper mode for some time and the gameโ€™s sold just fine.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:17:44 PM No.713354950
>Bald black guy
>Easily blend in to a litany of roles in disguise
This is reasonable.

>Turbodyke side-shave feminist cunt with a face tattoo
>Blending in fucking anywhere
This is retarded and also gay.
Replies: >>713355047 >>713357078
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:17:55 PM No.713354968
>>713354739
that connecting popup is visible for 1sec if you get DC and then you can keep playing offline. why are you retards all disingenuous when trying to shit on the game?
Replies: >>713355297
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:18:48 PM No.713355037
>>713347593
Nobody with taste played this FOMO-focused always-online trash.
Replies: >>713355148
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:18:57 PM No.713355047
>>713354950
they are not blend in, they are ICA's snipers
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:20:20 PM No.713355148
>>713355037
>FOMO
lucky for you, they added a mode you can play all the ETs in that was added *checks notes* ah yes, 3 years ago.

3 years and you don't even bother to update your bait.
Replies: >>713355395
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:22:23 PM No.713355297
>>713354968
Bull fucking horse shit, marketer.
You are kicked back to tbe main menu if you can't reconnect fast enough. If you are playing freelancer, you lose everything in the run.
THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME AND IT'S WHY I WILL CRUSADE AGAINST YOUR SCAM UNTIL YOU CHANGE YOUR SYSTEM, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

You are a piece of shit scamming people into paying for a service disguised as a product.
You are vermin. Filth. Scum.

Fuck
You
Replies: >>713355408 >>713355487
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:23:43 PM No.713355395
>>713355148
Fuck you, corporation worshipping filth.

Always-online singleplayer will NEVER

EVER

be acceptable.

Fuck you, you disingenuous lying piece of shit. You are not human.
Replies: >>713355487
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:23:53 PM No.713355408
>>713355297
>You are kicked back to tbe main menu if you can't reconnect fast enough
nope. play the game. update your bait.
Replies: >>713355478
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:24:47 PM No.713355478
>>713355408
YOU ARE NOW OUTRIGHT LYING

FUCK

YOU

DEATH TO IOI

DEATH TO IOI

DEATH TO IOI
Replies: >>713355567 >>713356260
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:24:54 PM No.713355487
shut up nigger
shut up nigger
md5: 468500f6d128a5122801f30742b5adad๐Ÿ”
>>713355395
>>713355297
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:26:05 PM No.713355567
>>713355478
trying too hard, reddit spacing nigger
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:26:11 PM No.713355575
>>713346640
that's ace of clubs retard baboon
Replies: >>713355671
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:27:20 PM No.713355671
file
file
md5: eb5371d91907d703452882d7c0c6404f๐Ÿ”
>>713355575
dumb retard
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:32:31 PM No.713356037
>>713341728
fuck, I always forget what the story of Absolution is. What dogshit.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:35:42 PM No.713356260
>>713355478
I believe. Death to judes.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:36:40 PM No.713356334
1655814066777
1655814066777
md5: 767cdce08fffbc85b7fd3c5708415a4f๐Ÿ”
>>713337820 (OP)
>BBC tatoo on the mutt slut
>the other one is a nigger
>faggots folding themselves into pretzels making excuses
>"th-they're old characters, it's fine"
Replies: >>713356380 >>713357239 >>713357462
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:37:25 PM No.713356380
>>713356334
>mutt's law
again, it's ace of spades
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:40:37 PM No.713356615
>>713354861
>free

RUINING YOUR SERIES FOR FREE!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

NO, I WILL NOT BUY YOUR GAME
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:42:50 PM No.713356791
>nobody takes the bait so it starts spamming random shit
lol
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:46:52 PM No.713357078
>>713354950
>who would ever suspect some groid of murder
Playing as a groid gangbanger makes sense, a hit man going after high profile targets???? take your fucking meds it makes no sense
Replies: >>713357239
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:48:21 PM No.713357178
>>713337820 (OP)
0/10 wtf r u doin tier
Hitman but without hitman, behold these two very visible mugs to replace him because we're talentless hacks
Replies: >>713357239
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:49:16 PM No.713357239
>>713357178
>>713357078
>>713356334
samefag
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:52:29 PM No.713357462
437865757658
437865757658
md5: 03abad9177da646b5a78d558bca7b753๐Ÿ”
>>713356334
you can't just claim a symbol older than your country for your fetish and expect everyone to know and respect it, Carlos
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:54:43 PM No.713357616
>>713346640
you just know
Replies: >>713357852
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:56:38 PM No.713357731
dustborn countries
dustborn countries
md5: 3be5d0c9af3cb490eb326ecfa92c8871๐Ÿ”
>>713340070
>>713337820 (OP)
>IO Interactive A/S (IOI) is a Danish video game developer and publisher based in Copenhagen
Dude WHAT the fuck is wrong with Nordic countries??
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:58:21 PM No.713357852
>>713357616
know that you are a mutt addicted to cuckshit? yes, that's why it's called the mutt's law.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:59:22 PM No.713357926
oh no he's samefagging free bumps in a thread with 100 replies LOL what a lolcow
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:59:57 PM No.713357972
I was excited for hitman coop. Wanted this for years. I was even willing to put up with a female character because this way both players get unique disguise opportunities

but I can see that /v/ will never have a thread about it.
Replies: >>713358102
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:00:04 PM No.713357982
>>713354191
I'm 100% sure the co-op missions will be specially designed for co-op and will be missing most of the map content.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:01:43 PM No.713358102
>>713357972
all you have to do is make a thread without the nigger/woman OP, that way you will avoid most of the /pol/tards who reply to threads like bots despite never having played them because there is a black man in the OP
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:07:40 PM No.713358534
>>713344028
>white female
What colour are you to think this is white?