Shepard?

HOLY SHIT AN ALIEN!

Wrex

>>713339563 (OP)
>>713340260
wrecks

>>713339563 (OP)
I want to suck her toes and lick her soles

>>713339563 (OP)
Need her huge ass to smother my face.

>>713339563 (OP)
arrest this spy immediately.

>>713343793
You now remember the photoshopped image.

>>713343793
Head tentacles, so original, thanks.

>>713343793
Any helmetless or maskless Tali feels completely wrong.

>>713344160
Not pictured: head tentacles

>>713344334
Look like grotesque mix of head tentacles and forehead ridges to me.

>>713343793
Delete this. Right fucking now.
Tali is a humanlite, nothing else.

>>713346178
>Kat from DmC
Qué carajo es esto?

>>713343152
For what?

>>713346178
Based

>Tali was supposed to be available to romance as femshep
>Tali's VA outright refuses to do gay voicelines
Based

>>713349526
Source?

>>713344008
I want to see it again
Post it

>>713349526
best girl

>>713349526
I doubt thats true but holy based if so. Guess that would explain I never heard her voice anything else ever again.

>>713349526
>Bioware's explanation is that they just get every VA to do male and female romance lines then pick the ones that apply to the character later
>this is why every character has voiced romance lines for both sexes that every romance mod uses
Bot tier reposting

>>713343793
>has a pronounced nose ingame
>fan art has no nose

>>713341504
somone needs to post screenshot that chemist who figured out what Talis sweat tastes like

>>713350076

clog her filters

>>713350110
>modded
Here's your official and canon face

>>713339563 (OP)
Her tits should’ve been bigger

>>713339563 (OP)
tali is like fortnite raven team leader but as an actual character

>>713350438
i hate zoomers so god damn much

tali is almost as boring as garrus

>Tali can't have kids with a human
>Liara can only produce asari children
>Miranda is barren
>Jack is riddled with diseases
Ashley is the only option. She's the only one who can give the champion of humanity healthy human babies

>>713350651
she cute though, designated cute but cute nonetheless. more personality than miranda's ass.

>>713350712
imagine willingly lowering your kids iq into the double digit range

>>713350651
is being contrarian your personality?

>>713350712
jack is probably not really human compatible anyway cause science project DNA. definitely need to get mordin working on these bitches.

>>713350712
Too bad that bitch is dead as fuck lmao bros before hoes

>>713350076
>>713350214

>>713350939
is never disagreeing with the majority opinion yours?

>>713351007
i think kaidan just wants to die, he's a miserable shit.
>>713351031
thank you for your service.

>>713350225
That's my fetish

>>713350712
>Tali can't have kids with a human
Just hire a bunch of salarian nerds to figure it out. Shepard should be insanely rich after saving the galaxy for the third time in a row, anyway.

>>713351230
he'll save them some inevitable frankenstein shit they unleash and they'll owe him anyway.

>>713351031
I'd drink it

Also, I'm the one who made that image, for /meg/ years ago.

>>713339563 (OP)
Was shw a virgin before Shepard? The great debate

Tali probably schlicks to the idea of carrying Shepards children to delivery desu

>>713351527
>Reads her Shadow Broker bio that records all her purchases of suit upgrades to simulate physical contact
Isn't it canon already?

>>713351493
She was, there is no debate

>>713350712
>>Tali can't have kids with a human
Just keep cumming inside her until it happens regardless of how genetics work.
>B-b-but that's not how biology-
Wow, I really don't care. Just keep jizzing in her until one of your sperm cells figures it out. I don't make the rules, except I'm making them right now and you can't stop me.

>>713351742
if they can bring you back to life after being a pile of goo than anything is possible

>>713351493
She broke her own hymen masturbsting

>>713351742
life finds a way

>>713339563 (OP)

>>713339563 (OP)

>>713351493
There's absolutely no debate that she was, the question is more whether or not she broke her hymen masturbating since she clearly was ok with external stimulation at the very least.

>>713339563 (OP)
>Canonically has a human fetish
>Gets off to the idea of fucking human men
>Literally brags about having a human boyfriend in one scene and even emphasizes that he's her HUMAN boyfriend
What a freak. No wonder she's best girl.

>>713343793

>>713352991
cutes cant be that sexy, completely wrong personality. still would.

>>713343793
I still maintain that her face should have been the literal predator

>>713349526
If this is true it's very cringe
Alien fucking should be free to all people of earth

>>713349526
QUEEN

>>713354962
What did she mean by that?

>>713352742
>>713351709
She's pretty forward for a virgin though. What's the consensus regarding the other girls? I remember Liara spelling it out for you.

>>713355258
We don't know about Ashley but the rest are non-virgins

>>713355521
Liara is a virgin

>>713355587
I obviously didn't include her because he mentioned her, anon

>>713355521
Ashley warns she's "hellcat out of the battlefield as well" or something like that so take that as you will.

>>713355843
Yeah she's a grown ass woman so I doubt she's a loser virgin like the average anon, Tali can literally die from having sex and Liara is a barely legal teenager so they're the exceptions

>two whole virgins in a western rpg
W got too cocky

>>713339563 (OP)
Built for being several hundred pounds

>>713350712
It'd be kinda hard since she's a crater in Virmire

>>713355843
Ashley is a dumb racist, who cares about her. Why would you fuck a human in amss effect?

>>713355935
FATli...

>>713355932
crazy to think we used to have romance options that hadn't fucked half the gameworld

>>713355930
More like they threw a bone to the cucks so they could self-insert too.

>>713356025
so you can be alien racist together, nobody roasts batarians like ash

>>713355935
and pregnant with HUMAN babies

>>713351493
Shepard practically groomed and raped her.

>>713356025
>Why would you fuck a human in amss effect?
Because Mass Effect is about killing as many alien shits as physically possible and establishing total human supremacy across the galaxy. Ashley and Miranda are the only correct choices (Jack's a nasty ass skank).

>>713356239
cute fixed jack yes, miranda never.

>>713356239
Imagine settling for a MAGAtard roastie and a blacked bimbo. If you don't fuck every single alien girl in the same run you aren't playing the games right.

>>713356521
but anon alien sex slave harem is a vital part of the human supremacy. except batarians, they burn.

>>713356521
Jacob's a retarded blackcel that was pretending he fucked Miranda to look cool in front of Shepard

>>713356239
The only correct choices for MaleShep is noone because he is a gigachad that want's to kill reapers and doesn't care about thots. If anything the thots need to be killed also.

>>713356239
Miranda is nasty as well

>>713356774
miranda exists to be pimped out by her dad for spying purposes anyway, the most possible used goods prostitute.

I confess, I went for the humans exclusively in my first ME playthrough.

>>713356774
is there any squadmate worse than Jacob? dude is just so fucking boring and useless.

>>713357147
No he could be deleted from the game and there would be nothing different

>>713357510
You could say the same about Vega

>>713357697
the fuck is vega?

>>713356796
Miri and jack are based, ash is an annoying poetry spouting cunt who deserves the nuke and becomes a troon

>>713357914
James

Never played the games, don't care to.
Jack is the only waifu worth cooming to.

>>713358135
she's altogether skank-free when you purify her, if that matters.

>>713339563 (OP)
funniest thing is she looks up human on human, making her a cuckquean

>>713356239
nonono fucking the aliens is part of establishing supremacy

>>713358223
It was for learning purposes

>>713358223
yes the perfect alien harem wife

>Next ME will be set a few hundred years into the future
>95% of the original cast and crew will be long dead

>>713342751
imagine how crazy she'd go from getting her feet kissed

>maleshep
>spacer
>ruthless
>engineer
>renegade
>tali
Its gamin time

>>713359781
This but colonist and vanguard

>>713359648
>100 years in the future
tens of thousands of descendants

>>713339563 (OP)
Isnt she allergic to humans and almost everything else?

>>713360013
She still craves human cock and by ME3 she and Shepard have fucked so much that her body adapted to him

>>713359886
>crew: Fara'Zorah, Corrus Vakarian, Jennifer Williams, Walter Taylor, Josiah Alenko, Susan Chakwas, Urdnot Gar, Ponn Krios, Keiko Goto, Tunt, Rasheed Massani, Jill, Gordon Solus, Ashara, Liara T'Soni (forced love interest), Braavik, Cholo Vega

>>713360350
>Liara T'Soni (forced love interest)
Liarafags are going to cuck themselves?

>>713360350
>Chakwas
sexy bitch

>>713348256
>>713356154
On-model by the way, that's just my cum bloating her suit.

>>713360396
Before every mission, you have a long, unskippable cutscene with lovey dovey and incestuous dialogue between your character (a descendant of Shepard and Liara) and Liara, with a sex scene.

>>713355016
She also wanted to see your model spaceship collection

>>713360559
cute

>>713355808
this and pic related are my favorite tali looks

>>713360714
Forehead ridges.

>>713349526
That's not true at all, it's just wishful thinking and the only basis is that the game code just copypasted the Maleshep x Tali code to Femshep, which later turned out be an error by the devs.

>>713359648
it's the only way to bring shepard back and not feel like a rehash of me2. and we saw what it looks like when they try to do a mass effect game without shepard.

>>713360714
The crestface is such a cool design
completely absurd evolution-wise with hair but still cool

>>713356239
but fucking the aliens is how you establish supremacy over them
in fact you could probably very slowly and gradually genocide the quarians by stealing all their women so less quarian children are born over time

>>713359648
>100 to few hundred years in the future
>not too late for most species to die out
>just right for you to still have an opportunity to piss into a Hanar (they are comprised of liquid and are essentially floating piss bags)

>>713352936
God shes perfect.

>>713360868
Shepard's story is done, just have him retire with his LI. If they really have to keep him around just have him serve a Captain Anderson esc mentor role for the new protagonist.

>>713360714
best version of tali

>>713360958
>Quarian forums seething about all the horny Aped posts

>>713349526
She WANTS human DICK.

>>713354962
You have something against fish, bitch? Get the fuck out.

>>713349526
based

>>713359648
The original cast and crew are already long dead
We got our trilogy and we enjoy it for what it was but any new ME games aren't going to be the same anyway
Where the fuck are all the indie ME-likes though, I know the dialog tree design ME uses is patented but you can easily replace it for any other dialog system like F3/FNV or something

I would happily pay for any sci-fi third person shooter RPGs that have me explore space with some based crew members and it evolves the gameplay ME had.
Many anons here share the spectre game idea of traveling the galaxy and solving problems without an annoying le ancient evil awakens twist but it still doesn't exist, and there's many other good game ideas I see too but we all know modern Bioware isn't going to make anything half as cool as that
Where are all the sci-fi enjoyers?

>>713352520
>>713352936
Fuck, I was thinking of doing a lesbian run since I haven't played femshep and Traynor is kind of cute, but I guess it's another Tali game for me.

>>713359648
That's a good thing. Imagine if nu-Bioware takes the original characters and ruins them. I don't think you realize just how tasteless and shit it would be, it would be like seeing your grandfather's corpse being paraded out in cheap makeup for laughs.
Shepard's story is done, move on.

>>713355808
Looks too much like the Cathar from Star Wars

>>713362403
traynor is amazing especially in citadel but she is for maleshep conversion

I'm just about finished with the trilogy. This woman's face make me feel uncomfortable every time she speaks or emotes. It's like the devs rigged it wrong.

>>713362756
no she's just a bitch

With Veilguard being a flop I wonder how that will affect the new ME. A lot of the writers and designers were fired which is a good sign. Here's hoping they scale back the ultra woke and write some likeable character for once. Lord knows they at least do shooting better than melee combat.

Ironically the actual mechanics they set up for Veilguard would have worked pretty well for a Mass Effect game, but I wonder if they will pivot now that it was a failure.

>>713362403
Just use the lesbian Tali mod?

>>713362756
1. The model/texture of the face is way better than its expressions and lip movement. The face is good, the way she speaks is like an animatronic.
2. The lighting in the games is honestly kinda bad. When the face is properly lit up it looks fine, when it's in certain angles under certain light it looks like a leather face mask.

>>713363035
Wouldn't be the same if she's not craving male-shep dick.

>>713362932
its going to be the game that will either kill them for good or let them live a little bit longer until they release another flop

>>713362932
The ME team thought the DA team were retards basically. came in towards the end of the project and tried to make the tone darker, but it was already too far gone into the Barney friendship shit.

Writer that got canned were mostly the remnants of the DA team that couldn't write for shit anyway. Good writers either got canned or left years ago.

ME5 will be the last chance for Bioware to prove they have any credibility left.

>>713343793
>>713352991
I like these takes, they're kinda cool. I always thought that making their faces yet another "human-lite" race was boring. Imagining Quarians as being serpent like is a good idea.

>>713346178
>>713349027
>>713350110
See? boring. Just get with Miranda or Ashley.

>>713363365
>muh "more alien" Tali fags don't actually care about Tali, just her face that they don't see 99% of the time

>>713339563 (OP)
Garrus made me question my sexuality and ALMOST do a femshep run before

>>713349526
Based, all guys who willingly choose to play as a girl should be forced to fuck men

>>713363676
i'd rather have viable homo options than play femshep. femshep is garbage.

>>713362756
Facial animations in 3 were always weird looking.

>It's okay to make a straight character gay with mods.
>But if you try to make a gay character straight with mods, the mod gets ban everywhere.

>>713363605
Precisely. They are always people who don't even romance her.

>>713364372
what's up with male shep being able to romance kaidan but femshep can't romance ashley

>>713366347
ashley loves the cock but kaidan is a little bitch who will take anything he can get.

with one breath /v/ermin will call 90% of women ugly and that the peak age is 13 or whatever, then get on with a bitch where you can't even see her fucking species

>>713366902
cant be ugly if you hide your face, plus she acts rather 13ish

Is andromeda worth playing at least for story/lore purposes?

>>713339563 (OP)
I think they sort of ruined the magic by showing her portrait, and it being just a blue human with glowing eyes and less fingers made it even worse.
Should've left to the player's imagination.

>>713339563 (OP)
>>713342751
>>713343642
>>713344780
>>713345853
how a naive little suit rat became a human commando's living onahole

>>713366902
PersonalityCHADS are always winning.

I wish she giantess

I don't care about ME5 because even if it's good, it will just be sequel bait and I just don't feel like waiting anymore.

>>713369213
I haven't really enjoyed the series since ME2 and even that game had problems.

>>713369213
>me5 ends up being 9/10 at worst saving bioware
>they take 5+ years to announce me6
>back to waiting forever

>>713369213
ME5 will probably be another Liara wankjob, because Bioware is still angry that Garrus and Tali are more popular.

>>713370187
I don't trust BioShit "statistics". Not in 2012 and not now.

>>713370187
>Shepard gets brought back from the dead hundreds of years after ME3
>If Tali was his LI he'll go to visit her grave with Liara
>Liara will try to comfort him by telling him Tali would want him to move on while rapping her arms around him
>The only way to avoid romancing her is through a renegade QTE where Shepard knocks her lights out but this locks you into a bad ending

>>713370187
Mind you that's just the first game and it's which squadmate you used the most

>>713367208
They way I've heard it it's the other way around. The story is shit but the gameplay is okay. Personally I got bored half-way through the first zone you visit. Didn't care for either story or gameplay.

>>713370187
I never picked Tali or Liara because it triggers the fuck out of my autism taking some archaeologist or engineer on a combat mission when I have a bunch of actual soldiers with me.

>>713370898
You don't have autism, you're just retarded.

>>713370898
One is a biotic and the other is specialized in fighting geth

>>713370898
tali and liara are the 2 best me1 squadmates,biotics are op as shit and almost every enemy in the game is a geth so you can hack and sabotage every last one making combat easy as fuck even for insanity

>>713370898
>>713371050
I once did a playthrough were I only brought along Tali with missions with mechs/geth because I didn't want to turn her into some killer psycho.

>>713339563 (OP)
So what does her butthole look and smell like?

Why does /v/ unironically hate ashley? are we r**dit now? She's a great romance option.

>>713352991
Tailen is canon in my heart.

>>713370187
Which is funny because Garrus is boring in 1 and Tali is just an infodump without much of a personality.

>>713371242
purple

>>713346178
source

>>713370724
>>713367208
The story is the very definition of great concept but poor execution. Don't expect anything atrociously bad, just boring and bland.
The weapon customization and skill trees absolutely shit all over ME3, it's quite well done. The combat itself however is hindered by the game being open world sloppa, the combat arenas are not well thought out and rely on dodging more than tactical cover shooting. And the most egregious sin: you can't command squadmate powers anymore. The exploration is fine I guess. Not as tedious as DA:I.

>>713362756
All three games have weird facial animations in general for humans. It's hilarious that the aliens emote better than the humans do.
What class and endings did you go for for your trilogy run?

LiaraGODS WON!!

>>713371293
I don't get the hate, but she is one of the more boring companions. Still always save her over Kaidan though because she has tits and he doesn't.

>when she starts singing

>>713371293
I like Ashley, in ME1 that is. 2 and 3 are trash and I don't play them anymore.

>>713359648
I don't care about anything bioware after Veilguard

>>713371324
Let's not forget Liara is also peak waifu in ME1. Still mad how they turned my awkward virgin archaeologist into some generic girlboss. Granted romancable Tali mostly made up for it.

>>713356521
>being biased against aliens after your career and your fathers career got shittanked for the sake of alien politics is le MAGA
stop inserting your shitty politics into the game.

>>713371702
>after ME2
FTFY

>>713371293
>Why does /v/ unironically hate ashley? are we r**dit now? She's a great romance option.
She is, in ME1. The character was completely bastardized in ME3. Gets bimboified, she's just a worse Garrus/Vega as a squadmate, there's barely anything to talk to her about, her suspicions against Shepard come off as bitchy and unreasonable compared to Kaidan's suspicious, and she just stays in her room ignoring everyone else and gets drunk on the floor once. It's because the writer for Ashley's character left before ME3 so the writing room really had nothing to work with.

>Femshep only has 1 good straight romance
Why is that?

>>713371947
>Kaidan
>Garrus
>Thane
?

>>713371947
>>Femshep only has 1 good straight romance
*Femshep only has 1 good romance
FTFY

>>713371745
>establish a character
>immediately do a complete personality change the next game
What were they thinking? I always romance her in all 3 games anyway but ME1 Liara is still best.
>>713371947
How do you know Liara isn't straight?

Always thought the character designs were pretty cool, but wasn't sure about the rpg/shooter gameplay.
Think it'd be worth playing through for the story?

>>713372058
>>Kaidan
bisexuals are how women get aids
>>Garrus
okay
>>Thane
lmao kek even

>>713371293
Cause she's a bitch

>>713372153
No, the story goes to shit after the first game.

>>713371936
Yeah this sucks
https://youtu.be/qYVwM3UIs1o?si=DcNmcDHq4NjRovlW

>>713339563 (OP)
>Shepard literally groomed adolescent Tali
Problematic to say the least

>>713372246
This. Play the first game then stop if you care about story.

>>713372307
SHE WAS ONLY 22 YOU SICK FUCK

>>713372307
She was basically an adult proving herself, and it wasn't until 2 years later in the second game that romance was even on the table.

>>713371947
no one cared what zoomtroons wanted or would want then and rightfully so

How do they bring Shep back in 5?

>>713371745
I think Liara being so quickly romanceable in ME1 was a mistake. The reason Maleshep's Tali romance and Femshep's Garrus romance works so well is because you spend 2 games building up a rapport with the characters. Liara would have benefitted from this as well, I think her ME1 "oh you killed my mother, well uh you have such a sexy brain let's embrace eternity!" thing just happens way too fast.

>>713371745
>Let's not forget Liara is also peak waifu in ME1
The very definition of trying too hard, the so called awkward virgin already slobbering on Shepard's cock (metaphorically) on their second conversation? Yeah right

Are there mods where you can have a big floppy horsecock femshep?

Kaiden is for exploding
Ashley is for bullet holes

>>713370187
I think they like Garrus, at least more than they like Tali. He gets recruited early in both 2 and 3, he's mandatory in 2 while Tali's optional, and he can't die before the end of the game in 3 while Tali can.

>LiaraFags when they realized their character does a 180 personality flip between ME1 and ME2. you literally aren't romancing the same person kek
>TaliCucks when they realize she only loves you because she didn't have enough time with Garrus

The only people that like you for you is Jack and Ashley, sorry. Miranda is good, too. Samara would be kino if it weren't for the fact the writers literally didn't want it to happen

>>713372901
You lost

>>713372875
Tali wasn't even going to be a squadmate in 3, she was going to get the Wrex treatment, only reason why she was one was courtesy of pic related

>>713372570
That's true, but that is more of an issue with ME1 in general. All companions have very few interactions. Kaidan also falls hopelessly in love with femshep after like one conversation.

>>713372658
God those were the days. When video game romances were catered to lonely nerds instead of fujoshi obsessed tumbler women.

>>713372560
Clone shenanigans. Illusive Man kept a third clone hidden or some bullshit. Who cares.

>>713372901
>The only people that like you for you is Jack
and that's why every other option isn't even a consideration.
Liara and Tali are just incel wish fulfillment.
Who gives a shit about Ashley.
Miranda is boring and bogged.

>>713373219
>Liara and Tali are just incel wish fulfillment
The classic cope of people that enjoy roasties with STDs

>>713373050
ME1 companions are the best thoughever.

>>713373041
Thank you fat blue haired faggot!

>>713373283
Mordin was fine with it.

why is there so much futa mass effect stuff? I just wanna goon to normal women

>>713373519
The franchise shifted towards catering to gays and women.

are we sure even a new ME game is in the works?
If so I am really interested in how they will fuck it up and fuck up the squaddies personalities.
Also I will be extracting the Tali model and compare her ass with previous games I WON'T FORGIVE THEM IF IT IS SMALLER JUST SO THEY KNOW.

>>713373579
Oh yes, I'm sure that all the people that animate Liara with a massive cock are totally leftist trannies

Does anyone else dream of being a Hanar who lives inside a female Quarian's suit, stuck to her body forming a quasi parasitic energy relationship with her while still retaining your tentacle and cognitive functions?

>>713339563 (OP)
I thought she had anubis ears in the thumbnail.

>>713373219
>Liara and Tali are just incel wish fulfilment.
Is that supposed to be a bad thing? If I wanted to fuck a mentally ill slut I would just go outside. I'm never gonna walk on an alien planet or have space adventures either, so I play Mass Effect to fullfill that wish, same as the romances.

>>713373219
They didn't like this one boss

>>713371484
I still to have throw the party for the citadel dlc then start the point of no return in 3. I haven't decided on an ending.
All I know about the endings is they were controversial when the game released. I've mostly been choosing paragon options. Soldier in 1 because I didn't know you could pick a class, then vanguard for 2 and 3 because /v/ recommended it.

>>713373219
jack #1 for sure. i do like tali but its mostly for her hips and propensity for getting drunk

>>713373519
>fags and trannies only really like dating sims
>wonders why they autistically gather towards rpgs with character creation and romance options

>>713373737
>Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
No, unless you're a faggot

>>713362756
>>713371484
>>713373804
LE has broken facial animations.

>>713373804
The ending is not that bad provided you choose the "destroy" option, but then I also don't know why you would ever go with something else.

I want to see shepard rise up like the undertaker and it's only a skeleton and his hoodie

reminder that liaratards are falling for a shapeshifter homunculous

>>713373519
I want to personally crack rigid3d's neck like a goose for making the worst ME porn there is

>>713374184
>it's been over a decade
>there are retards still repeating this meme

>RUDIMENTARY CREATURES OF BLOOD AND FLESH. YOU TOUCH MY MIND, FUMBLING IN IGNORANCE

Jack will literally go dig up Shepard out of the rubble

>>713373804
Literally the destroy ending is the best option. the ONLY reason it isn't is cuz it destroys the geth(rip my gaming nigga) and the 50LB of pussy and ass Normandy AI(sorry Joker but I am butthurt I didn't get to fuck the robot)

>>713373519
>finally find some incredible high quality well animated video
>it's futa or blacked cancer
Every time. Why are faggots and Indians so talented at animation?

>canon dialogue
>meme

>>713374321
this is your heckin wholesome virgin waifu

>>713374007
When I saved Miranda on Horizon I swear it looked like her face exploded.

I want to massage her feet, I wonder how sensitive they are.

>>713339563 (OP)
Tali romance unfortunately isn't enough to save 2 and 3 from being crap.

>>713368373
GIWTWM
https://files.catbox.moe/iyo48x.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ou5aeo.jpg

>>713374541
Hot

Death to Femquars and Femturs.
That is all.
Thank you.

>>713339563 (OP)
Kill yourself you ugly disgusting ship rat.

>>713374751
thats the dream, miranda and liara's heads spontaneously exploding

must
protect
her...

>>713375305
This poster has several yottabytes of quarian porn

Will Tali's pussy juice kill a human?

realistically speaking do quarians serve any good purpose besides being self-heating onaholes?

>>713376276
Only one way to find out!

>>713339563 (OP)
What happened on Rannoch that caused the Female Quarians to evolve into a species build for cocks from Planet Earth, a planet billions of light years away?

>>713376791
mega brapper
mc'fister nugget shitter
holy ass breaker
purple dreamy boaty on me facy
ora ora
smelly welly OOOOOHH GOOOOOOD
big butt orchestra

>>713371293
she's a racist latina, she's like a fantasy for 95% of 4chan

>>713376151
Surprised reaction: that's quite a lot.

>>713373041
Mac Walters loved Liara, and wanted to have her try to rape you and succeed. The fact that Tali is even in 3 at all is a miracle.

>>713379352
>The fact that Tali is even in 3 at all is a miracle.
Was due fan demand.

>>713372901
Ashley is hot for Big McLargeHuge in the Citadel DLC, so obviously not.

>>713374007
no, trustme, they always looked like that.
t. played all three individually on xbox, PC, and then LE.

>>713374842
3 is at least fun to play

>years since the LE came out
>still no ME3 Multipalyer
god damn it

>>713372901
>TaliCucks when they realize she only loves you because she didn't have enough time with Garrus
>when you miss an opportunity with a woman, she doesn't remain celibate her entire life
>this is unprecedented

>>713379663
>no, trustme, they always looked like that.
lol
lmao

I wanna play trilogy but don't know what mods to get

>>713346178
Nuh-uh

>>713379872
Bottom looks better.

>>713350712
There is this thing called artificial insemination, you fucking shit taste having retard.

>>713379951
All the ME games for the most part you can just sort mods by most downloads and get whatever is there that looks good. 1 and 2 don't need a whole lot, 3 is just the one that has a lot of bells and whistles you can add.
Here's my list for ME3, though.
A LOT of these are several gigs large and these are just the non_texture mods.
The noly texture mods you really need to worry about are ALOT mod and the Improved Static Lightning (ISL) mod. Unless you're a fucking weirdo and like to use anything other than the default male and female shep. Either way install all gameplay shit first and all texture mods last.
Use MassEffectModder in ME3Tweaks tools category to install texture mods.

>>713380479
Should add: Fish, Starchild Begone, and diana allers Overhaul are redundant in this list, don't use them. Other mods with overwrite them.

Reminder to install MELLO for ME1LE if you ever play it. It restores all OG game lightning for the most part.

>>713380280
reminds me of trying to talk my father out of leaving motion smoothing on all the time on tv, but worse

>>713349526
I remember Cullen's VA in DA:Inquisition also refused to do gay romance

>>713380280
based blind man

>>713382521
Agreed. Video games have regressed.

>>713339563 (OP)
its so sexy how she vomits and has diarrhea every time you have sex with her

>>713382753
>vomit and diarrhea during sex
:I
>vomit and diarrhea during sex: Japan
:O

>>713382823
they just make it look classy, ok?

>>713382823
They really do be like this

>>713382823
guess I have to go rewatch Stamper's Street Fighter bit

>>713374323

>>713384342

>>713350712
Mordin slipped me a formula he made that lets me impregnate Tali, there problem solved

>>713374937
Nice, seen those before, but still welcome. Wish I was in her boot or in her stomach.

But enough about quarian pussy, what about turian dick?

what does turian pussy feel like?

>>713384386

>>713386880

>>713387183

>>713387392
This is what the average American will look like after the Iran war

>>713385069
Rubbing her giant feet would be the ideal for me

>>713339563 (OP)

Quarian women DESERVE BHC

>>713388105
Very based. Take it slow and sensual and reverent.

>>713388268
I'm sorry you're in such a shit game Vetra, you and Tali would have been buddies

>>713388419
Fuck, I wish

>>713349526
Bs

>>713388519
Tell me more. I'd want to do the same with Shala'Raan, Daro'Xen, or Lia'Vael too.

>>713352936
>tfw born too early to be considered desirable by women simply for being human
Fuck this gay earth

>>713388796
She wouldn't want you. She wants chadman

>>713377960
Racist latinx is 95% of 4chan lmao

>>713371293
I agree with her politics but I find her personality a little abrasive and I'm just not attracted to her.

>>713388894
she doesn't know the difference, no way. it's like asking what dogs find attractive in each other, you don't know

>>713390015
From I'll heard and read in the games and books quarian women sound just like human women. They even disdain and bully autistic quarian males.

>>713372153
Ignore them, yeah the ending isn't the best, but it's a fun ride. If you like the gameplay in 1, 2 & 3 are generally the same if not better.

>>713372153
>Think it'd be worth playing through for the story?
Absolutely. All three games are worth it, despite their issues. There isn't anything else like it.

>>713359648
There is no way they are not bringing back the whole crew minus EDI and Legion also Javik, we already saw how Andromeda played out when they tried to make a whole new cast
the problem is how they would write the Normandy crew

It would be contrived, but I think it would've been cool of Saren came back and replaced Kai Leng's role. I can't take asian men seriously.

>>713394950
>Kai Leng is the key

>>713394950
I liked him in Retribution. Too bad they ruined him in the next book and in the game.

>>713394950

He's super lame.

>>713394950
the idea of kai leng, that being bringing in an EU character to go toe to toe with the main character is a good idea in concept. they shouldn't have made him a cyberninja thoughever because that hardly fits with the setting.

>>713339563 (OP)
>wokeslop character design, 2025
>:(
>wokeslop character design, 2007
>:)

>>713395489
He wasn't like that when he was first introduced in Retribution. He was a former N7 who was a big xenophobe, but otherwise came across as competent and tough.

>>713395502
>sexy women are woke
You may be retarded.

>>713396259
around the time concord came out people suddenly became way more invested in trying to call everything woke.

>>713396331
>>713395502
In a remake I'm sure they'd adjust quarian design to not appeal to the male gaze. No more nice quarian asses, legs, or thigh gaps. They'll wear covering robes/fabric that will hide their narrow waists and wide hips.

I have an unhealthly parasocial relationship with this woman, mass effect got me through some rough times
I miss her so much
please please please please don't fuck up ME4 and PLEASE don't be a hundred + year timeskip

>>713371293
Literally spic army brat mutt. you can find ten of these bitches in the real world. Garrus is a cool fucking bug guy and Tali is a nerdy autist alien with a hot thigh gap and mask so you can project an attractive non-2007 weird human face onto

>>713396914
Uh buddy, they fucked up ME2, ME3, and MEA, what possibly gives you hope that they won't fuck up ME4?

>>713396914
Mass Effect 3 kind of ruined Tali for me. They made her a basic bitch. I find her annoying. I like other quarian women more.

>>713388268
shame, female turians are complete cuties. But the one you met in ME3 DLC gets murdered and the rest are in Andromeda

>>713339563 (OP)
Turian baby in that tummy.

>>713397498
>>713397498
>what possibly gives you hope that they won't fuck up ME4?
The fact that, in their own words, they're fucking up ME5

>>713397498
>they fucked up ME2
ME2 was the best game in the series.

>>713397552
they did the same thing to ashley. as for liara I honestly can't even remember her romance in 3. not sure I ever even did it

>>713398507
It's a mixed bags. It's acceptable, but not a great sequel, and it's where the writing/narrative direction for the series started to falter.


>>713398653
>they did the same thing to ashley.
Yeah, they did. As for Liara, she's a totally new character in each game. On the one hand, I can't understand how she has so many fans when she is never consistently written, but on the other hand her character being rewritten for each game means she has broad appeal, I suppose.

>>713398507
worst* it's still good though

>>713398216
Is this a ME:A is ME4 actually argument?
Regardless, I'd like to point out that a likely Q4 2029 release of ME4/5/Andromeda 2/Whatever would mark 9 years since the 2020 teaser. It took 9 and a half years to go from ME1's release to MEA's release.
If Bioware wants to sell the next game, it can't just be 7 new dudes and quest giver Liara, 800 years after ME3. And on top of that, slap the Bioware and EA logos. That's less sales than Veilguard territory.

>>713396914
Did you memoryhole Veilguard already?

>>713362380
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3727390/The_Expanse_Osiris_Reborn/

>>713398507
It's the only good game in the franchise.
After ME2's release, ME1 became Alpha Protocol tier. And I really, really love Alpha Protocol, but it's just not ... it's a diamond in the rough.

>>713398791
It's just what BioWare seems to be calling it. On the devs linkedin posts, the game appears to be referred to as Mass Effect V. I would assume it's a project title, rather than the actual official name. I'm sure Andromeda was called ME4 in house before they decided on something.

haha i modded my game to let my male shep fuck Garrus

>>713398867
>expanse
Something I should know?

>>713366902
happy birthday!

>>713398891
Retard

I'm gonna go autistic, so bare with me.

>>713359886
The issue with Andromeda wasn't just that Ryder wasn't Shepard, is that every character was a ... I was gonna say downgrade, but it's more like a cliff jump down from the trilogy characters. And the point of bringing Shepard back is the chemistry and interactions with the remaining OT cast. If you're bringing Shepard back just to have him without anyone he loved, my first choice would be switching professions to master bullet biter.

>>713362380
It's great that you feel that way. This doesn't actually solve any of the issues Bioware has with the franchise. I'd argue that ditching ME entirely and going for a new IP would be more beneficial to them, than trying to directly compete with their better past selves, but that's not what they chose to do. And that's their own issue. I'm here to discuss ME, not other franchises, though.

>>713362484
I don't disagree necessarily, but they won't be able to sell the game without them.

>>713371702
To be fair, according to Schreier's article, Bioware doesn't even exist, as of May. It's just a few dozen people working at an EA work hub.

>>713393276
While that's true, just trying to write within the confines of the established characters should be a lot easier than trying to write and establish new characters. For example, I'm given the rights to a new LotR story. I can choose between writing King Aragorn on daily duties and entirely new character that does stuff that can't influence Middle Earth in any way possible, or happen so far removed from the events of LotR that nobody will give a shit. I choose to write King Aragorn.

>>713399069
Definitely.

>>713396914
The Tali romance hit me so hard I had to stop playing dating games altogether. It's fucking insane how a bunch of lines of code and writing can get to me, whereas not one in ten real women can make me feel this way.

>>713399987
Everything goes right in a video game romance. You meet a girl, she's perfect, and she just says nice things and has sex with you. She never gains weight or has parts sagging. She's ideal.
Real life has you learning to live with her flaws and learning to correct your own (and this assumes an actual healthy relationship, which you're not guaranteed to slide into immediately). You give up freedom and take on responsibility. She and you age, gain weight, and so on.

>>713400406
This except the weight gain part. That’s not part of growing older, that’s just an excuse

>>713400762
It's a part of life. People start to give up on working out and eating right. Things like that matter less as you get older.
>should i cook this healthy meal, or should I go to Wendy's and finish staining my deck?

>>713400851
Staining your deck is exercise, though. Not in the traditional sense, but any manual labor is exercise.

>>713400406
>Everything goes right in a video game romance.
Yes but does that require all IRL relationships to suck, 100% of the time, every day, everywhere, 24/7 until I want to kill myself?

>>713401649
You're picking 'em wrong or just have a string of bad luck.

>>713401649
If they all go wrong, maybe its your fault anon.

>>713401697
>>713401796
NTA, but I was watching a video the other day where this, uh, this lady was calling a guy a pussy for not wanting to court her, because of her bodycount of 1572. That's your average woman today. You're just potential suitor #1573. By rule of numbers, you gotta be the right one, eventually. On the other hand, if it failed 1572 times, what are the odds that the lucky one is #1573?

What about Shepard? Krogan whore,...but no record of her body count.

>>713401989
>That's your average woman today.
No, it's not. That's your average whore. Good women are around and quite abundant.
>>713402003
What mod allows you to make Shepard a crossdresser?

>>713402003
I wish they hired an actual model for Femshep, instead of this abomination.
Not that I'd expect her to look better than this, but still.

>>713402091
>>No, it's not. That's your average whore. Good women are around and quite abundant.
Those women are taken. Also, not in the supply you expect. Those women are dwindling in numbers, like plummeting.

>>713402209
I like how she looks modded but only in 1.

Did Tali's actress ever do....anything else? This is the only character I've heard her voice.

>>713398867
>what if we made mass effect... but with no aliens
I'm not getting my hopes up for this game desu

>>713402447
I've thrown up in my mouth from a close up on her face, so no. I don't like how she looks.

>>713402575
Shaleena in KotOR (the chick you meet in the Taris Undercity when the bums try to charge you for using the elevator), and she's done some live action stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I3GfM4tsPY (middle left)

>>713402624
This and Exodus have the same issue. Also, uninspired character designs that don't look appealing. Not Concord tier, but more Veilguard tier. Not pretty, or even unconventionally pretty, just meh. I've no interest in getting to know these people. I can't see myself spending 20 hours with them.

you niggas really just be goonin all day huh

>>713349526
i wonder if that's true and for everyone saying its based, its not really 2007 was cool for having fun wacky products and some cool mid timeline internet stuff but you still weren't really allowed to be gay. like gay ppl were out in the open but it still wasn't widely accepted nor was it legal to marry in most the country. so it makes this not such a far fetch that the voice actor would be some christian nut that refused to say some gay lines

>>713403361
When it comes to ME, I really don't think the setting has much left to offer.
I'm open to recommendations on what to do with the franchise, though.

What no alien pussy does to a motherfucker

KWAB

>>713403635
He frequently fucks Asari matriarchs.

>>713403571
It isn't. Tali was just never intended for a femshep.

>>713403596
yeah you make a good point

>>713402209
i love cute retards but i really dont think i want to play her game, unless theres a full retard mod

>>713404696
I don't think you can get more retarded than the Ryder twins.
Maybe Fallout 1-2/Arcanum if you play with 1 INT.
Ryder is basically a flesh kart for the game's real protagonist, SAM.

>>713403759
thanks anon

>>713345853
>>713348256
made for BWC

>>713403571
I was around for 2007, this anon is just playing professional victim.

>>713406435
are you talking about me the anon talking about 2007 or the guy that madeup the romance story

>>713352936
shame she's basically just a human woman under that mask.

>>713407458
A sexy human woman.

>>713374321
No what's more retarded is that it was probably part of the original pitch of them since they are super psychic, constantly lying and it is a spin on the shitty blue space woman species but they probably changed it later because they're a bunch of retards.

>>713373219
Jack is used up crimeoid crackwhore wish fulfillment lmao

>>713408158
That's a whole lot of buzzwords to say "person I don't like".

>>713408263
I like Jack fag I just wouldn't touch her gaping pussy

>>713408573
Sorry I meant her gaping STD ridden pussy

>>713342751

>>713350712
If cerberus can bring you back to life after getting spaced and having little left of your original body and Mordin can cure a species ending sterility PLAGUE. I'm fairly certain that Something could be done so I could Knock Tali up and we could have a healthy hybrid child.

and I wouldn't stop until I got that because my wife deserves that.

>>713388268
A cute girl trapped forever in a shit game. She really was the best choice in that pile of shit and she didn't even get a proper sex scene nor well written romance. Fucks sake.

>>713398507
the first game is the best in the series. 2's best redeeming quality is that you can finally romance Tali.

>>713410659
Guilty

>>713410728
Aren't we all lad.

i'm always late to the mass effect threads :(

>>713384386
What was this from im desperate to see this guys videos again

>>713346178
Surprised more franchises don't just go with the Star Trek route of alien design.

>>713398507
I agree, I mean I liked 1 a lot too, but the second to me had better combat, graphics, and character interactions. I also liked the end, with you having to pick the right person for the job and all.

Shame they ruined everything up in 3.

>>713363316
Fuck that noise. After Andromeda BioWare was done. We should've seen Veilguard as inevitable, not as a strange anomaly.

reminder that mshep x liara is canon

>>713411162
This one is just Talifaggotry so not much of value.

>>713411893
Correct. Talifags are actual cucks.

>>713401697
Thanks for the analysis, Doctor Freud.

>>713339563 (OP)
i got a signed print from her VA i treasure it

>>713339563 (OP)
The change to her hood is retarded in hindsight.

>>713412316
if you cucq tali by stealing garrus also it works out in the end.

>>713339563 (OP)
I've never played Mass Effect in my life, but Tali needs to be bred.

>>713412316
>goes for Garrus in 3 after being rejected by Shepard in 2
How is that cucking?

salien sex

>2025
>no tali / shepard body swap mod

>>713343793

>>713339563 (OP)
can you fix the legendary graphics somehow? sheploo's eyes look like they're about to fall out of his sockets and his mouth moves like an early sfm video, it's seriously off-putting

andromeda aint that bad
fine, even
better than 3

>>713412316
Now post Liars with Feron.

>>713419585
While Andromeda is overall dumb as shit and introduces a lot of bad things
Like the Mass Relay Telescope
The Initiative in itself
And the fact that the initiative has tech good enough to take on the Reapers
Ultimately, it didn't damage the cast, it didn't remove agency from the franchise like ME3 did and it didn't shit on your progress of the 3 prior games
It managed to be retarded in a way that could be ignored.
I wouldn't call it fine, but ... it's like TLJ and tRoS. One actively, irreparably damaged the brand, the other was so fucking stupid you could laugh at it.