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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:59:13 PM No.713340423
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you are either playing death stranding 2 on ps5 pro or you don't
>inb4 shit game I didn't want it
poorjeet cope, gta6 launch will also be monumetal at exposing how many jeets are on 4chan
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:50:36 PM No.713342734
I'll wait for the pc release.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:51:55 PM No.713342796
I don't play walking simulators and I'm not a consolebabby.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:53:40 PM No.713342897
>>713342734
yep
pclard gaming: sit and watch others play
the cuck chair in hotels is for you
>>713342796
>poorfag cope
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:55:47 PM No.713343021
Sony bringing its games to PC 2023
Sony bringing its games to PC 2023
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DS1 flopped on Piss4.
PC release was the reason the game became a massive hit.

If you are playing on a CONSOLE in the year 2010+15, you are literally a nigger who cannot afford even a low-end gaming PC.

>>713342897
It's funny how consoliniggers cannot decide whether PC gaming is "too expensive" or "for poorfags".
But we all know that consolicucks are for one and only demographic:
ADHD autists.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:57:19 PM No.713343110
>>713342897
Will be playing Death Stranding 2 on my PC. I just upgraded anyways. I can wait too, I've got a lot of switch 2 games coming between this year and the next.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:58:48 PM No.713343179
>>713340423 (OP)
But wasn't the ps5 the best selling console in Indiana, sar?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:58:54 PM No.713343185
>>713340423 (OP)
I'm not playing on a 1080p30fps(on a PS5 Pro btw) machine so I'll wait for the PC port.

>>713343110
kek same but with Switch 1 emulation
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:00:01 PM No.713343236
>>713343185
>kek same but with Switch 1 emulation
You should try out Unicorn Overlord if you haven't PC bro, it's a damn shame that game isn't on PC it's tailormade for mouse (I hope they patch in a mouse option for switch 2 but unlikely.)
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:00:49 PM No.713343274
>>713343021
>DS1 flopped on Piss4.
hence why they make ds2 as an exclusive for ps5, right pclard
>f you are playing on a CONSOLE in the year 2010+15, you are literally a nigger who cannot afford even a low-end gaming PC.
pcjeet projection, where do you think I'm shitposting from
only fat retards play on pc
>more pclard kvetching
not addressing the rest of the larp fatoid
>>713343110
>Will be playing Death Stranding 2 on my PC
and gta6 at launch too, sure
>>713343185
>more poorjeet cope
anon I hope everything turns well for you in life and you finally get a high paying job so that you can afford a ps5 pro
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:02:19 PM No.713343352
i don't get what the appeal of death stranding is.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:04:08 PM No.713343453
>>713343352
experimental game that does something different than other AAAs
you can like kojima or not but this is not your average AAA
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:04:09 PM No.713343454
>>713343352
Probably the same lowest common denominator retards that like The Walking Dead and just want to see Norman Reedus in a game. Or Kojima fanboys lapping up the scraps, considering he fell off many years ago. Keep in mind consolecucks have a very limited library so this walking sim is a big deal to them.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:06:57 PM No.713343607
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>>713340423 (OP)
Both shit games that I don't have care about.
t. actually owns a piss5
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:10:00 PM No.713343779
DS mountains
DS mountains
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>>713343274
>hence why they make ds2 as an exclusive for ps5
Just as much of an "exclusive" as DS1 was, little nunegro. Read the fine print, and your bosses' 7+ yo official statements:
ALL Pisstation games WILL come to PC from now on, because it results FOUR TIMES more sales.

>where do you think I'm shitposting from
Your iPhone, you little toddler.

>and gta6 at launch too
Who the hell gives a fuck playing modern slop "at launch"? The past 15 years, it's always been THE most sensible, chad move to wait for a year or two, to get the "Definitive Edition" or whatev for 1/4th the price, with all the necessary patches, expansions and mods.

It's also hilarious that Snoyggers are trying to "own" a fucking GTA these days, a literal PC exclusive series.

>>713343454
Kojima's never fallen anywhere.
Konami cockblocked his past 2 big projects for no reasons sans the corpo trying to quit making vidya, and now the same bootlickers are praising them for "bringing back" the two IPs they themselves butchered 10 and 20 years ago (MGS and SH).

Meanwhile, Kojima's first solo project sold like hotcakes, became a cultural phenomena, is getting even bigger budget sequel, AND a movie adaptation. All while Kojibro's already working on a brand new title.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:15:56 PM No.713344046
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>>713343779
>ALL Pisstation games WILL come to PC from now on, because it results FOUR TIMES more sales.
that doesn't change the fact that they still made a game exclusive for ps5, again
if and when it comes on the poorfag jeet platform is not my problem, everyone who wanted to play it will be done with it by that time
keep watching and waiting cuck, this is the pclard gaming experience
>Your iPhone, you little toddler.
kek retard
>Who the hell gives a fuck playing modern slop "at launch"?
yep here we go, more pcjeet cope
anon you live right now in the moment, you can either experience all the things that are available to you or keep playing rotting 30 year old ps1 roms like an incel
>chad move to wait for a year or two
keep waiting and watching, when you need me to fuck some bitch in your place just give me a call, then wait a year or two and it will be your turn maybe
>a literal PC exclusive series.
that is still coming out exclusively for ps5, cope

man pclards really do talk too much, why don't you enjoy some real pc exclusives while us console plebs play death stranding 2 that you totally don't need?
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PlayHasNoLimits
6/22/2025, 3:20:30 PM No.713344276
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Pc cucks are mad because they can't play this masterpiece
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:20:42 PM No.713344289
>>713344046
>that doesn't change the fact that they still made a game exclusive for ps5
They are not.
They use off-shelf game engines like UE5, that require use of PC in the first place, on top of the official marketing campaigns ALWAYS saying "timed exclusive" and such.

But I know, I know... you ADHD zoomer pajeets only care about "the buzz" of new releases, not actually PLAYING them.

>kek retard
Hit a sore spot huh?
That lack of capitalization and punctutation is a dead giveaway. Not to mention (You) are too afraid to even use proper gamer terms like NIGGER, VATNIK, PAJEET, or best of them all: TRANNY.

>We consolepeasants play Death Stranding 2
But you don't. That's the whole thing.
DS1 sold only like 1 million copies on PS4 during its first year, where as the sales went up 400% the moment PC port arrived.
And boy did that make Snoyggers seethe1
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:21:37 PM No.713344324
Oh no, not latest new game that zoomers will play on release week and then never touch again
*continues going through my backlog of 800 games*
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Greatness Awaits
6/22/2025, 3:22:13 PM No.713344359
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>>713344276
This is only possible with the power of the PS5 Pro
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:25:59 PM No.713344593
>>713340423 (OP)
I have a PS5
I have a 4k PC
I am not playing the game regardless
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:30:31 PM No.713344848
>>713344289
>They are not.
strange, if the game is not exclusive why can't you play it on pc on release day?
is gta6 not an exclusive game too?
>require use of PC in the first place
correct, pc is office equipment used by codemonkeys only to make games for my console for me to enjoy, not to actually play them because pc has no games
>That lack of capitalization and punctutation
I'm not writing an essay I'm just dunking on kvetching pclards
>Not to mention (You) are too afraid to even use proper gamer terms like NIGGER, VATNIK, PAJEET, or best of them all: TRANNY
weird thing to obsess about pclard, why don't you stay on topic for once
>But you don't.
it's on the ps store I can purchase it right now, I don't see it on steam tho, weird must be a bug or some shit
>>713344593
ok dude
>>713344324
>backlog of 800 games
you will never have sex pclard
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:33:11 PM No.713344993
>>713344848
>why can't you play it on pc on release day?
Moving the goal posts.

>pc is office equipment used by codemonkeys only to make games for my console for me to enjoy
Delusional mental insanity.

>It's on the PS Store
yet you consolikids did not and do not buy it, because ultimately you only play shit like GTA, Fortnite and Minecraft on your 699 USD nogames wokebox.

>you will never have sex
Why are you so obsessed with other people's bedroom activities?
Also, my wife says "hi" and calls you a faggot.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:36:19 PM No.713345159
>>713344993
>Moving the goal posts.
you avoid answering the question pclard
why is a non-exclusive ps5 game not available on your cucked platform on release day? steam bug?
>Delusional mental insanity.
sorry for saying the truth anon, now you know
>play shit like GTA
yep gta6 on launch you are correct
anon protip start watching for discounts on ps5 pro at your local gamestop because it will hard to gen one when gta drops
>Why are you so obsessed with other people's bedroom activities?
I'm just saying facts, if you have a 800 game backlog most likely you are an incel and if you are an incel your opinion doesn't really matter
there's a big correlation between incels and pclards
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:38:18 PM No.713345259
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2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:40:21 PM No.713345376
Imagine being so young that you can't even imagine somebody wouldn't want to play GTA 6 after the dogshit that was 5
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:40:29 PM No.713345380
>>713345159
>why is a non-exclusive ps5 game not available on your cucked platform on release day?
Because it's a "timed exclusive", as in Snoy paid extra to artificially restrict the game's sales on other systems. People agree on such terms only because the time window is so short these days, and it provides a good sum of cash straight off the bat, without a single copy sold.

>muh launch
You will only play the game for one week, and ditch it the next. That's how consoleturds work.
You don't replay your games, and you don't have games to begin with.

>if you are Involuntarily in celibacy, your opinion does not matter!
Just read what you just typed on your Apple phone, and think how you sound like.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:41:29 PM No.713345434
>>713345380
>You will only play the game for one week, and ditch it the next. That's how consoleturds work.
Don't be facetious, anon. Consoleniggers endlessly replay one AAA game until the next one comes out, because they have literally nothing else to play. So he will probably 100% the game 3 times in a row
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:41:37 PM No.713345442
>>713343236
>tranny voice actor
nope
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:45:21 PM No.713345620
>>713345434
>Don't be facetious, anon
I'm not.
It's not 2004 no more, bro. The whole notion of replaying one and the same game is ludicrous to the modern "TLOU audience", because their games generally have 0 replay value.
That is, if they even play immersive SP experiences in the first place, as most get that 700€ toybox of a NoGames for their generic Call Of Battlefields 69.

Check any stream of the RE or SH remakes and nu-games for example. The modern GenZ content creators ALWAYS end their marathon by watching the other endings on Youtube.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:45:25 PM No.713345626
>>713345259
In a few years everything in the world will turn to shit and people will realize Kojima predicted it by making his game shit. He saw it and commented on it!
Such a revolutionary.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:20:57 PM No.713347738
>>713343021
Anon... I have a computer and a playstation 5
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:23:29 PM No.713347905
I didn't buy the first one nor did I play it. So I doubt I will get the second game.

It looks like a Walking Simulator. And I don't want to give money to people hiring actors and trying to make weird movie games. I don't want to promote that kind of game.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:23:45 PM No.713347924
>>713343274
go play marvel rivals or any multiplayer game on your shitstation 5 and tell me what % are obvious niggers with the ceiling chirp lmao
>gta6
LOL niggers. next.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:28:00 PM No.713348189
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I could afford more than 20 PS5s right this very moment. I will not buy a single one, and I will not be playing Death Stranding 1 or 2.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:29:07 PM No.713348260
>>713343453
>different than other AAAs
LOL
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:29:39 PM No.713348290
>>713348189
Nigga invest your money
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:30:16 PM No.713348329
>>713348189
Same but I also have never played a single GTA game. Why the fuck should I care about the already tiny pool of exclusives that do nothing to appeal to me?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:37:51 PM No.713348778
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>>713348189
I got death stranding 1 for free when epic had it as one of their free games
It's terrible, couldn't keep playing it and haven't touched it since
I get that Kojima had to put something together quickly after he got fired but it was so bad
And now he seems intent on continuing that bad tradition
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:02:07 PM No.713350215
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>>713340423 (OP)
im waiting for the PC port i like the first game it has its flaws but i can see them being addressed in ds2 i hope for a december release 6 months from now, DS1 was a 8 month port from PS to PC so there is a possibility im right
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:42:38 PM No.713352640
>>713344359
Is this what they call "Witness play unleashed"?