Thread 713340938

No one is talking about it.

>>713340938 (OP)
Im not going to discuss this just because they turned some random character no one cared about into a little girl, show me King k rool or go home

It was so transparent when tendies on /v/ were spamming the catalog with this shit for a few hours after the direct was out. Most of the threads having 2 replies at most. They really are the most annoying fanbase on /v/ bar none.

>>713340938 (OP)
the dk direct has more views than the last state of play

Loli feet

Snoys just live in a different reality.

>>713340938 (OP)
you just did. braindead retard

Nintendo adults are worse than Disney adults, even /tv/ doesn't have to deal with them.

>>713340938 (OP)
all the fans got raided I think. serving 10 years at least

>>713340938 (OP)
Being in denial doesn't alter reality OP. People are talking about Bananza. A lot.

>>713340938 (OP)
Controversy marketing thread

>>713341350
t. OP

Do people actually think this game looks good? Or is it just tendies desperate for any games on their $450 paperweight

>>713341039
Cringe K. Rool faggot

>>713340938 (OP)
looks great. In particular, it looks like it's going to be pretty fun to move around, which is the most important thing in a 3D platformer.

It was really weird that people liked astro bot, because that had a really shallow movement system and tried to make up for it by throwing a bunch of short-lived gimmicks at you.

This looks like the moveset is much deeper, with more options that you can mix and match to do way more. Reminds me a lot of Mario Odyssey and Mario 64, which also had lots of expressive movement options with a lot of degrees of freedom.

>>713341941
I wasn't sure whether it was going to be any good, but the recent direct was pretty convincing in terms of making me think I was going to enjoy it

>>713342454
Tendies still bring up Astro bot unprompted
When this is the game theyre defending

>>713342539
>a hidden collectible... means game le bad
snoys are actually mindbroken

>>713342539
>people keep bringing up platforming collectathon game to compare to new game in the same exact genre
retard

>>713342539
I've seen this posted several times, but what exactly is bad about this?

>>713341039
>"Show me my fat, generic crocodile!"

Move on, NostalgiaFag.

>>713340938 (OP)
you talk about it all day everyday

>>713340938 (OP)
GOTY plain and simple.

>>713341943
are there jiggle physics on her cheeks???

>>713342684
banana in tailpipe reference, op has been larping as a deranged sex obsessed freak since dk got a redesign

>>713340938 (OP)
This sub hasn't stopped talking about it

>>713340938 (OP)
Because we already talked about it.

>>713340938 (OP)
Nintendo has forgotten about Donkey Kong

>>713342539
That rock character looks awful. Donkey Kong's transformations look ugly too.

>>713340938 (OP)
Its already been talked to death, only so much you can speculate over a platform mascot game that should have been out on console launch, but Nintendo is obsessed with dripfeeding

>>713343242
ok tranny

>>713343407
>points out ugly visuals
>y-youre just a tranny!
Every time

>>713343557
OHNO TRANNY MELTDOWN

>>713343242
>Donkey Kong's transformations look ugly too
You are a retard

>>713343660
the swoleness intimidates them

>>713343660
Ugly nigger transformations

>>713342539
>secret area having a secret is le bad

>>713343660
Seriously some of the ugliest characters i've ever seen.

>>713343860
>obvious open pipe
>secret
kys zoom zoom

>>713343660
It does looks like shit.

>>713343660
I don't like the hoof hands for the zebra. they gave the ostrich hands, why couldn't they give the zebra hands?

>>713340938 (OP)
The amount of Loline art and K.Rool cope this direct generated begs to differ.

Uh oh someone got really really mad the DK direct got more views than the State of Play

>>713341943
no one will be mentioning you once the great king appears, lolicuck

People are talking about Pauline and her feet however.

That is the driving Force for sales these days, and Nintendo know it.

We won again, sisters. Just like with Vivian.

>>713340938 (OP)
Are you sure?

>>713341170
kek is that pedo poachers?

Will her big tits appear in this game?

>>713347351
none of you apes are buying this game albeit

Nintendo is on the way OUT

>>713347582
what if she's currently under a Midna situation where whatever sealed her in the rock is still affecting her and causing her to appear as a loli, and helping her will cause her to go back to being pure sex

>>713347673
out to go to the bank!

>>713347487
Lol, came here to post this.

>>713347585
but I am

>>713343242
Yes yes, everything new is bad.

>>713341039
FPWP

>>713347487
>the board about videogames is talking about videogames
Imagine my shock! But outside of here in the real world it might as well not exist