Thread 713345820 - /v/ [Archived: 869 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:49:15 PM No.713345820
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It's too hard it's not even fun anymore
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:52:04 PM No.713345981
>>713345820 (OP)
Fortunately, they added difficulty options for less experienced players such as yourself.

>"B-but I don't wanna!"
Too bad. Your stubbornness isn't their problem; the hardest difficulty is perfectly reasonable.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:03:34 PM No.713346659
Staminashit
I only tolerate it because of the parry
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:04:40 PM No.713346746
>>713345820 (OP)
whos the semen demon
Replies: >>713347356
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:07:15 PM No.713346898
>>713345820 (OP)
There is an annoying over-reliance on parry mechanics.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:09:15 PM No.713347012
>NG+
>middle difficulty
>zombies die about as fast as they do in the base game on the highest difficulty
>monkeys don't two-shot me
>have to learn the boss patterns but beat them in 5 or so attempts usually
Absolutely perfect. I loved it
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:15:12 PM No.713347356
>>713346746
Buddy, that is Pinocchio.
Replies: >>713348371
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:16:23 PM No.713347447
>>713345820 (OP)
Didn't they drop a nerf patch yesterday?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:16:47 PM No.713347476
>>713345820 (OP)
They added baby difficulties for babies like you
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:18:14 PM No.713347571
>>713347447
They did 2 days ago, I couldn't tell the difference. But some people said monsters do less damage but have bloated health pools now
Either way, bosses are unaffected according to the patch notes
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:20:26 PM No.713347695
>try to roll spam
>game is hard
>use the guard button
>game is fair
>time your guards for perfect parries
>game is too easy
Interesting. Very interesting.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:21:52 PM No.713347792
>>713347695
No one ever uses blocks because Souls games told them shields are useless, and /v/ is too incompetent to get a single perfect block in
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:30:59 PM No.713348371
>>713347356
That's why I'm getting woody?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:33:29 PM No.713348521
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Thighs of D
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:34:51 PM No.713348613
>>713348521
Those are calves.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:35:01 PM No.713348625
>>713348521
Imagine if she's hebe
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:35:44 PM No.713348659
hq720
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>>713348625
She looks exactly like Rosaura
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:37:02 PM No.713348734
>>713348659
Rosaura doesn't have socks
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:40:34 PM No.713348951
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>>713348521
Wait a minute, my epilogue looks different...
Replies: >>713350338
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:42:45 PM No.713349093
>>713348521
Pies of Cream
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:45:25 PM No.713349257
>>713349093
It's obviously gonna be Gobbler of D
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:02:19 PM No.713350223
I finally got around to playing this game a couple months ago so I didn't the game at it's initial difficulty so I am only referring to the pre DLC build of the game, but do people just not use the Aegis? The level 2 upgrade to block and poke his completely unbalanced and the game was not built with it in mind. That combined with that insane Glaive they added in as a starting weapon and you can just block and command dodge with the glaives 1 bar skill and never really need to use the other combat mechanics.
Just in general do people play this game and ignore all the throwables and consumables or just not use their grindstones? The game gives you so many tools and options, in the handful of sections/bosses that did give me a hard time it never felt like I was walled. I tried new things, tried different buffs, different weapons, threw some items. Did people really play through this game just bashing their heads against hard bosses and ignore 75 percent of the games combat options?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:04:31 PM No.713350334
>>713350223
Naw no one has ever used Aegis
Puppet String or Falcon Eyes only
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:04:32 PM No.713350338
>>713348951
Sonybro...
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:05:52 PM No.713350418
>>713347571
The bosses are fine, its that every regular enemy does like half your health now, I'll see if that changed when I play later.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:09:22 PM No.713350618
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Hey
The current working title is Cries of P. Dorothy isn't the playable character, nor is P (the one we've come to know), but both will be present in some form. The P in the title refers to something else. The game takes place in a location with the name Glimgrist, and primarily takes place both before and during the events of Lies of P's base game, following several characters who eventually end up in Krat. The game will be structured as a "Sidequel" that transitions into a Sequel in the third act.The post-credits scene showcasing Dorothy occurs during this transition point between Acts 2 and 3. The weapon breaking system is planned to be expanded on, as well as the inclusion of part breaking/dismemberment of certain enemy types to allow for a wider range of enemy model interactions.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:10:58 PM No.713350710
>>713350223
>Did people really play through this game just bashing their heads against hard bosses and ignore 75 percent of the games combat options?
Apparently yes, because despite making obviously unbalanced items/equipment available, devs still caved into shitters' demands and added difficultly options
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:14:27 PM No.713350919
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>>713350618
>328x206
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:16:26 PM No.713351043
>>713350618
what forum?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:17:32 PM No.713351102
>>713350618
The protagonist will need to cry instead of lie?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:21:14 PM No.713351312
>>713350223
i beat the game without using any legion arms or consumables c:
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:24:42 PM No.713351514
>Got all the items, dialogue and piano in hotel
>Respecced organ and level
>Got Geppetto's monocle
>Went back to the chapel cablecar to kill the Atoned (I know you can do it earlier but I always forget), Rosa for the Test Subject vendor and friendship tree for Rosaura
Anything else before starting NG+ that I'm forgetting
>>713350618
>The P in the title refers to something else
I read that in korean it's a wordplay and the other meaning is "Lies of Blood", so maybe they're branding the franchise around that
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:25:54 PM No.713351575
one chop man
one chop man
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>>713345820 (OP)
Sounds like a skill issue, buddy. I beat the entire game using nothing but dash attacks and charge attacks on this bad boy. One-shots every creep, extremely high stagger considering its speed, and more than enough range. It's probably not even the best weapon combo, it's just the one I had the most fun with.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:31:29 PM No.713351931
>>713351514
Aside from the limited items like moonstones and cranks, there's nothing that you can't get in NG+.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:33:00 PM No.713352042
>>713351931
Getting duplicate blades can be useful, that way you can use e.g. bone-cutting saw on three weapons instead of one.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:34:20 PM No.713352127
>>713351575
Based.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:36:59 PM No.713352285
evolve or perish, casual. I bet you still play games at 1x speed.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:37:41 PM No.713352336
>>713351514
>I read that in korean it's a wordplay and the other meaning is "Lies of Blood", so maybe they're branding the franchise around that
I'm fine with them doing Korean word plays as long as they don't call something the P Organ again
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:38:13 PM No.713352372
>>713352336
P is stored in the balls.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:05:08 PM No.713354081
>>713350618
Source?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:06:18 PM No.713354163
>>713352336
Boys have a P Organ, girls have a V Organ
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:15:54 PM No.713354827
that final boss in the DLC is a meme, your game is average, at best, do you really expect me to play that shitty fight over and over to learn all of his moves, piss off,
still not summoning or lowering the difficulty, shit boss design is still shit boss design, but muah we're trying to to compete with Fag Radahn, go fuck yourself
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:19:02 PM No.713355054
>>713354827
Have you tried gitting gud
Also it's not a summon :^) you didn't actually play it
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:21:04 PM No.713355198
pirated it, played 20mins and deinstalled
janky as fuck, not very pretty or fun to play
enemy design is bland, levels are tubes, artstyle and stories are forgettable
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:25:00 PM No.713355496
>>713355054
call it what you like fagface, it is a helper that distract the boss so you can have your cheap shots and you just outed yourself, welcome to YOU didn't beat the game shithead,
if it's not 1v1 it's a summon faggot
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:26:02 PM No.713355563
>>713355496
You didn't even play the game.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:29:40 PM No.713355829
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>>713355563
try again fagface, did you enjoy that combo attack in the 2nd phase, wow that was sooooooo cooool
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:37:30 PM No.713356384
>>713355829
>>713355496
>>713354827
You need to be 18 to use this website. Come back in a few years.
Replies: >>713356703
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:41:40 PM No.713356689
>>713350618
So Dorothy is not the MC? That sounds really shit.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:41:46 PM No.713356703
>>713356384
bwahahahaha, out of arguments I see, you need to shill a good game to make people care, your jank game is shit
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:43:14 PM No.713356816
>>713355198
>plays for 20 minutes
>criticizes the game
kek kys zoomer, the game is sovl
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:45:24 PM No.713356971
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>>713355829
>conveniently doesn't show the achievements
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:45:37 PM No.713356984
>>713356689
I think Dorothy (and the rest of her group) are going to be prominent characters that you interact with frequently and follow the stories of, like the followers of Miquella in Shadow of the Erdtree. They'll probably all be companions to bring into battle if I had to guess. I think having Alidoro and Lea in Overture as well designed companions was sort of a testing ground for that concept.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:46:31 PM No.713357051
>>713356971
>tfw DLC took away my 100% completion
How cruel
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:46:51 PM No.713357076
For me? It's the Shield + Trident. Just shield poke everything to death.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:51:04 PM No.713357358
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>>713348521
She's taking over
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:54:20 PM No.713357590
>>713346659
its a deflect, not a parry, you fucking retard
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:54:40 PM No.713357609
>>713352336
Pinocchio = P-organ
Dorothy = D-Organ
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:57:51 PM No.713357824
>>713350618
absolute bullshit, they will not drop P is the protagonist.
Why even would they? the entire game is build around playing as a puppet
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:59:24 PM No.713357929
>>713355198
PC troon with dogshit opinion, as usual
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:03:42 PM No.713358254
Is the game too hard? Why isn't there 2 terrabytes of Markiona porn already?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:07:49 PM No.713358549
>>713356703
why do you talk like that
Replies: >>713359156
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:09:37 PM No.713358672
>>713357824
Does Wizard of Oz have anything to do with puppets though? It won't even take place in Krat until the end, so we won't even see puppets until then.
Replies: >>713359098 >>713360425
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:11:13 PM No.713358790
>>713357824
Only the story, one of the BRB already uses a knock-off puppet string and you can just switch P-organ for any other upgrade system
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:12:16 PM No.713358863
>>713356971
oh no, anon 713356971 need my dick pics to prove shit, lol
final boss in the DLC sucked, not a single memorable boss was added, story skippable, gunblade was cool, level design was cancer I'm looking at you frozen piss lake with a cannon and your semen "obstacle" enemy, main game was meh, your jank shit game sucked, DLC was awful deal with it
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:14:27 PM No.713359029
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>>713358863
And yet you keep refusing to prove the receipt. Are you sure you didn't just watch your favorite streamer play and copy their opinion?
Replies: >>713359760
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:15:23 PM No.713359098
>>713358672
Tin Man is kind of a puppet. Bit of a stretch, but it's there. Puppet tech seems to be centered around Krat because of the whole Ergo thing, but just like how the Petrification Disease existed even outside of Krat, there could be some dabbling in puppet tech in wherever D is coming from.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:16:02 PM No.713359156
>>713358549
Because I'm not a faggot shill
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:21:32 PM No.713359568
>>713359156
>out of arguments I see
>I am not a faggot
I mean... a little bit of theater kid in you, no?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:24:16 PM No.713359760
>>713359029
ohhh noooo cartmen-level defense, the state of zoom zoom assuming everyone is a fag who watch other fags, stay in denial, you're worse than fromdrones
Replies: >>713360092
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:25:59 PM No.713359883
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Replies: >>713365201
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:28:33 PM No.713360092
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>>713359760
Concession accepted.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:33:13 PM No.713360425
>>713358672
I think it's less about puppets and more about ways of achieving immortality
Paracelsus probably did some alchemy shit or has a philosopher's stone or something in addition to all the gold fruits he has now
Lies of P has a lot of different people trying to achieve immortality or trying to overcome death in different ways
A wizard of oz game with Dorothy could have some wish granting item that would give immortality or some other magic bullshit
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:42:45 PM No.713361105
>>713359156
You are the biggest faggot in this thread. Fuck off until you get your high school diploma.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:50:10 PM No.713361653
I think the reason a lot of people like souls games is that it offers a pure enough experience of game play in a cool enough package to make it satisfying. No more going through dozens of fetch quests or listening to hours of cutscenes. A few item descriptions, a "Zanzibart, forgive me" line thrown away by the boss, and you believe (the belief is import) you're playing an epic adventure. The rest (99%) is pure gameplay.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:13:20 PM No.713363343
What build do you use for the Monad's Rose Sword? What accessories?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:30:20 PM No.713364691
>>713345820 (OP)

Get a trainer and balance the game to make it fun, more difficult or easier the point is to have fun. I play with the attack and defense until I find a challenge.
I play games to have fun and a challenge not to repeat the same boss 100 times until I memorize the pattern like an autist.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:32:20 PM No.713364838
ANGER
ANGER
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You think that's hard? You oughta try fighting Maluca in The First Berserker.
Replies: >>713367350
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:37:15 PM No.713365201
>>713359883
Is that NG? Stupid grab took 80% of my health on ng+ prepatch.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:03:36 PM No.713367350
>>713364838
Maluca on NG++ with no spirit summons and heavy armor is actual suffering. That delayed swing into the lunging grab she chains like five times back to back? Bro I swear she reads your inputs. Literally had to re-spec into full dex just to iframe through the entire second phase. Still have PTSD from that arenaโ€™s screaming wind FX loop.